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by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0931: "Lanes"
Replies: 253
Views: 69571

Re: 0931: Lanes

Ban all carcinogens. Now. Except- as my dad put it- life causes cancer. Tis true. Without life, there wouldn't be cancer. Some cancer is definitely avoidable, as reminded by the radio ads I hear all the time telling to get rid of lead paint, but a lot of life involves taking the bad with the good. :|
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0931: "Lanes"
Replies: 253
Views: 69571

Re: 931: Lanes

From the exhaust pipe? Yeah, lots and lots of it, but I don't commit violence against people who drive. (although if they're talking on their phone while they drive, I might flip my cigarette into their back seat... if I'm wearing my black hat that day) Now now we aren't going to argue about this, ...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0931: "Lanes"
Replies: 253
Views: 69571

Re: 931: Lanes

:(

nobody's highway goes forever.
by Tyrannosaur
Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0930: "Days of the Week"
Replies: 126
Views: 29483

Re: 930: Days of the Week

I'm kinda sad that the week progresses in a clock-wise fashion, while in polar graphs theta increases in a counter-clockwise fashion... Except it's not a polar graph, it's a graph of periodic time. Clocks go clockwise (ha) too. It would make less sense going the other way. Edit: it IS a type of pol...
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0930: "Days of the Week"
Replies: 126
Views: 29483

Re: 930: Days of the Week

Pfhorrest wrote:Must be a Thursday.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.


I sound pitiful, but I really haven't had reason to smile all day. And you sir, made me smile. Thank you :)

Oh and GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY - Thanks for putting that song in my head again :x
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0927: "Standards"
Replies: 157
Views: 35851

Re: 0927: "Standards"

I can't find information on how many companies made up the southern railroad network at the time, but for the sake of argument, let's say it's 12. The conversion to standard gauge required the agreement of 12 people. On the other hand, the number of mobile phones in use is something like 5 billion....
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0927: "Standards"
Replies: 157
Views: 35851

Re: 0927: "Standards"

It would be nice to have a social networking standard. I was going to say hasnt email been standardized? and then I remember m$ :( oh well. Although I do remember from history class that, in the beginning, trains (yes, I am talking about US history. I know nothing about the history of trains in othe...
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0852: "Local g"
Replies: 159
Views: 43120

Re: 0852: "Local g"

Correct/incorrect spelling/grammar isn't all that important, no. It's when it gets dangerously ambiguous that grammar gets important.

(Eats, Shoots, and Leaves) ?
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0918: "Google+"
Replies: 158
Views: 52106

Re: 0918: "Google+"

i got sent an invite and made it in without problem. And I hate google. mandatory location-based searching- Google is not living up to their motto :(
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0850: "World According To Americans"
Replies: 712
Views: 176024

Re: 0850: "World According To Americans"

Ortus wrote:Who are you people?


My thoughts exactly
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0915: Connoisseur
Replies: 137
Views: 36422

Re: 0915: Connoisseur

Is it weird that I would look at 500 stills of JB eating a sandwich? Although I would rather the Justin Bieber JB stills for sure.
by Tyrannosaur
Wed May 11, 2011 5:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"
Replies: 72
Views: 15279

Re: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"

JBridge wrote:Successful troll is successful.


Regretfully, yes. :cry:
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0888: "Heaven"
Replies: 131
Views: 35328

Re: 0888: Heaven

Don't they play other games in the afterlife? Stuck playing tetris forever- sounds like not heaven to me.
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0886: "Craigslist Apartments"
Replies: 137
Views: 49402

Re: 0886: "Craigslist Apartments"

A_of_s_t wrote:Anything is possible in Minecraft.


The only limit is yourself.
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0879: "Lamp"
Replies: 151
Views: 37171

Re: 0879: "Lamp"

... gross
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0875: "2009 Called"
Replies: 111
Views: 54070

Re: 0875: "2009 Called"

I have to say... that guy is *really fast* at his avoiding insults...
by Tyrannosaur
Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0858: "Milk"
Replies: 182
Views: 40136

Re: 0858: "Milk"

SirMustapha wrote:
zAlbee wrote:...


*facepalm*

I'm sorry, if you're so set in your ways, I don't see any point in further discussing here.


if only if only...
by Tyrannosaur
Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0858: "Milk"
Replies: 182
Views: 40136

Re: 0858: "Milk"

[Reads forum]
[Notes interesting views on comments]
[Sir mustafa posts]
[Yawn conversation turns into the exact same thing he talks about all the time]
by Tyrannosaur
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You take the dumbed-down version of the classes.

I wish I could think of something delicious to make for dinner...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Denied. I remember what you last wanted a roadbike for... [shudder]

I wish people weren't roadbike-pervs....
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

denied because you are too lazy to spend 17 cents on one.

I wish for justin bieber to make more songs...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Denied. I don't know what a "million retarded female monkey" is.

I wish some people would learn to use unambiguous grammar...
by Tyrannosaur
Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. But you have to go back and prevent your fights with particle man and person man.

I wish for nothing; I already have a girl and a sexy pink wrangler :)
by Tyrannosaur
Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. People change into their perception of their fictional counterpart, and then proceed to not wear any clothes and be generally perverted, making any porn on the internet not needed. Which is then deleted for space. I wish for a car for that girl to like me for... preferably a green jeep wran...
by Tyrannosaur
Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. I never liked mankind anyway. But the robots gain economy and learn wars and emotions and turn out to be just like us.

I wish that hot girl in CS235 would like me...
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. But the only wish it grants is "I wish for a machine that grants wishes"

I wish for something delicious to eat
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Denied. I'm not even gonna try to understand that....

I wish for lunch.... [goes to make some]
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get a walrus that plays the saxophone. edit:called asdfmovie

I wish for some sleep...
by Tyrannosaur
Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Denied. You get exactly what you wished for.

I wish for more soda. Soda is delicious.
by Tyrannosaur
Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Denied. We don't have people living on the moon yet, so you cant go live there.

I wish this drama would blow over...
by Tyrannosaur
Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you erase everything that caused you trauma, and so do not remember how to avoid it in the future. So it happens again.

I wish for these apple pies to cook faster...
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. The wish is "I wish for someone to comment after me"

I wish for someone to comment after me.
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

denied. That was a stupid wish.

I wish for a zeppelin!
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

[cough] granted. You install linux....

I wish more people would use linux...
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. everyone plays, and they are all way better than you.

I wish I could ski/snowboard more often...
by Tyrannosaur
Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. You play hide-n-seek, go invisible, and are never seen again.

I wish for dedication...
by Tyrannosaur
Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

denied. you get nothing. which isnt something.

I wish for a brain...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0862: "Let Go"
Replies: 146
Views: 42354

Re: 0862: "Let Go"

makes me almost want to go back to using chromium... but I think a self-inflicted 30 seconds would probably work too...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165463

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

communism
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543129

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

denied. he has nothing good to do.

granted. you are now infatuated with yourself.

I wish for something delicious to eat.

edit: how do TheSweetKill and more_people have 0 posts?

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