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by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. the apple computers go to a magical place where they are the only thing in existence.

I wish someone would love me...
by Tyrannosaur
Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0860: "Never Do This"
Replies: 110
Views: 53184

Re: 0860: "Never Do This"

y But if you have sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with you, aren't you having sex with yourself? You --sex-> person 2 --sex-> person 3 --sex-> you... Either you would have to be bi, the other two people would have to be bi, or all of you would have to be homosexual. And yes, I ...
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0857: "Archimedes"
Replies: 137
Views: 35848

Re: 0857: "Archimedes"

wiserd911 wrote:Give me liberty or give me Patrick Henry
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for Albert Einstein
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of Eleanor Roosevelt. (We're screwed)


Those are the best Ive heard in a long time...
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0857: "Archimedes"
Replies: 137
Views: 35848

Re: 0857: "Archimedes"

cellocgw wrote:Isn't everything here a naive attempt to reach the Dark Sarcasm quality of despair.com ?


some of them less naive than others, but yeah i noticed that too.
and most of them are pretty pitiful...
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0857: "Archimedes"
Replies: 137
Views: 35848

Re: 0857: "Archimedes"

Kirby wrote:Almost only counts in horseshoes and significance tests.


Kirby wrote:Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the truth value of either clause in this sentence.


hahahaha the best so far
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0856: "Trochee Fixation"
Replies: 108
Views: 26573

Re: 0856: "Trochee Fixation"

pankakes, bacon, cornflakes (isnt it a trochee?), yogurt, (isnt porridge one too?), french-toast, waffles... I have to admit I usually skip breakfast, even though I know it is dreadfully non-healthy...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0856: "Trochee Fixation"
Replies: 108
Views: 26573

Re: 0856: "Trochee Fixation"

jwwells wrote:Good rule: The higher the proportion of stressed to unstressed syllables in a title, the more likely you are to be shooting stuff. Blame Doom


If I had some time and motivation, I'd do a statistical analysis...
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0855: "1999"
Replies: 111
Views: 42468

Re: 0855: "1999"

the best part is the voice that goes along with the animation. you need sound
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0855: "1999"
Replies: 111
Views: 42468

Re: 0855: "1999"

hahahaha I had never seen this before-- this is hilarious. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING AT ZOMBOCOM, ANYTHING AT ALL. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOURSELF.
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

those are the best flavors of jellybeans and cookies... no really...

granted. but the ones that run off of gasoline give you horrible stomach aches-

i wish the beatles were still around together...
by Tyrannosaur
Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but they are the "prestressed" kind and get destroyed within a couple days

i wish i didn't stay up all night on the fora...
by Tyrannosaur
Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:56 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Do you use the term "Ginger"?
Replies: 65
Views: 20575

Re: Do you use the term "Ginger"?

its a terrible disease called gingervitis....
by Tyrannosaur
Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0852: "Local g"
Replies: 159
Views: 43207

Re: 0852: "Local g"

c15 wrote:Actually, "centrifugal" is not correct in this context, as that only applies to a rotating disk. For a rotating sphere or ellipsoid, the correct term is "axifugal".


pole vaulters run in a straight line, so simplifying it to a rotating disk isnt terrible
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0853: "Consecutive Vowels"
Replies: 159
Views: 44171

Re: 0852: "Consecutive Vowels"

I would think that the correct correllation would be the other way 'round: higher levels of sexual arousal cause consecutive vowels in the form of moaning. That would give some wonderful (or horrific depending on the utterer) sounding 30 vowel combos. This could also be said for severe/acute pain:c...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0853: "Consecutive Vowels"
Replies: 159
Views: 44171

Re: 0852: "Consecutive Vowels"

oddtail wrote:If it's still writing that matters, it explains why French is such a sexy language. What with so many "eau" clusters.


The first thing I thought was "I'm so glad I know French."
by Tyrannosaur
Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0852: "Local g"
Replies: 159
Views: 43207

Re: 0852: "Local g"

well how high can a raptor jump on earth without a pole? and by what factor does a pole help the jump?
by Tyrannosaur
Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:22 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: 10,000 pushups
Replies: 592
Views: 235669

Re: 10,000 pushups

1676 + 25 + 25 = 1726
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but Syd Barrett and Richard Wright are dead.

I wish I could get a normal amount of sleep...
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get the a 2d version, but one of the dimensions is curled up really small so it's undetectable at normal energies.

I wish i didnt have so much calculus homework...
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0852: "Local g"
Replies: 159
Views: 43207

Re: 0852: "Local g"

I... didnt actually notice the typo. I was going for getting the joke, not editing the comic....
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

hahaha not using flash would be even better...

granted.
you now have no emotions.

i wish i had no emotions....
by Tyrannosaur
Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

haha granted. they now bomb the outlying areas around crowded populated areas, but the people still die from fallout.

i wish webpositive had a Flash player that actually worked...
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0851: "Na"
Replies: 207
Views: 51499

Re: 0851: "Na"

The Be a tles aren't missing. They're just in deep contract negotiations with Randall about how to best preserve the artistic merit and protect the integrity of their work in this new digital, post-modernized medium. You will be able to properly purchase and download an official Be a tles branded v...
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you can, but you dont know how.
by Tyrannosaur
Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you now have a job that makes you work weekends.

i wish i had something delicious to eat right now...
by Tyrannosaur
Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165629

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

it's always occupied
by Tyrannosaur
Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546972

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you also create everything else you think about. just dont think about all the embarrassment that would cause.

i wish i had friends...
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165629

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

pollutants
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: 10,000 pushups
Replies: 592
Views: 235669

Re: 10,000 pushups

1161 + nausea + 100 + h20 = 1261
by Tyrannosaur
Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0850: "World According To Americans"
Replies: 712
Views: 176114

Re: 0850: "World According To Americans"

dnbguy wrote:"Paupa" New Guinea?

The country on half the island.

they play risk, remember?
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0848: "3D"
Replies: 107
Views: 19785

Re: 0848: "3D"

SlyReaper wrote:
Tyrannosaur wrote:
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
Lucia wrote:
rcox1 wrote: We all seem to accept that the center of our universe has a black hole that stops time.

:shock: We what? And there's a centre of the universe?

Yes, but everyone in it is all alone.

Did you know the average population of our universe is 0?

FTFY

yes but 0 as an average implies 0 as total.
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165629

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Refusal to accept reversal
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0848: "3D"
Replies: 107
Views: 19785

Re: 0848: "3D"

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
Lucia wrote:
rcox1 wrote: We all seem to accept that the center of our universe has a black hole that stops time.

:shock: We what? And there's a centre of the universe?

Yes, but everyone in it is all alone.

Did you know the population of our universe is 0?
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:22 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: 10,000 pushups
Replies: 592
Views: 235669

Re: 10,000 pushups

875 + 25 = 900
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165629

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Pseudorandom number generator
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0849: "Complex Conjugate"
Replies: 96
Views: 24864

Re: 0849: "Complex Conjugate"

j16sdiz wrote:No, complex conjugate make YOU become real.


Only in soviet russia.
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0848: "3D"
Replies: 107
Views: 19785

Re: 0848: "3D"

Lucia wrote:
rcox1 wrote: We all seem to accept that the center of our universe has a black hole that stops time.

:shock: We what? And there's a centre of the universe?

yeah news to me too....
by Tyrannosaur
Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165629

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Will Smith as Captain Hiller
by Tyrannosaur
Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 165629

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

death

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