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by chris857
Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0103: "Vanishing Water"
Replies: 86
Views: 21440

Re: What-If 0103: "Vanishing Water"

And Randall clearly missed the brief but glorious rise of the Netherlands empire before everyone died of thirst.
by chris857
Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No life jacket that I know about. Though, give me like thirty seconds and I could jump in Lake Superior.

A video game console?
by chris857
Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No Repeats
Replies: 174
Views: 27736

Re: No Repeats

I can't believe it's not butter! (however, either I'm wrong or your post is since no "r" appears)

Two fur six egh, d apc
by chris857
Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Nope. The best I can do is the phone in my pocket which tells time.

A telegraph machine?
by chris857
Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No chainsaw. I could get a handsaw next to some bicycle chain, but I don't know if 15 seconds would be enough.

A lawnmower?
by chris857
Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

If I run a bit, in the guest room are sewing needles.

Photographs from a film camera?
by chris857
Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No IKEA bags.

A landline phone? (it can be VOIP)
by chris857
Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

If I don't fumble the one lock, the yes.

Something >10 ft long that you can carry around?
by chris857
Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No bubble wrap.

Soap?
by chris857
Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No telescopes, though some cheap binoculars might be at 15 seconds if I'm lucky.

An automobile?
by chris857
Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Nah, I'm not really into Pokemon. As in, no, no cards from trading card games nearby.

Dice?
by chris857
Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word association, rounded to the following letter
Replies: 697
Views: 75709

Re: Word association, rounded to the following letter

Jumpy>bug>love>chocolate>cake>candle>fire>flame>kindle
by chris857
Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

I don't think there are any Reverse Polish Notation calculators here, and I couldn't find one on my computer (though, maybe the Internet, but that might still be >15 seconds).

A water cooler?
by chris857
Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No fish, though I do have a pidgin.

A friend?
by chris857
Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What Comes To Mind
Replies: 1061
Views: 89932

Re: What Comes To Mind

flapjacks
by chris857
Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Assuming you mean a plastic water bottle still sealed from factory - no.

Lemonade?
by chris857
Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What Comes To Mind
Replies: 1061
Views: 89932

Re: What Comes To Mind

Steak.

*if only I got "impaled", because Olaf is the first thing to come to mind
by chris857
Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 527541

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Rage quit!

*throws table on its side*
by chris857
Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No vinyl records here at work.

A CRT (monitor, TV, etc)?
by chris857
Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What Comes To Mind
Replies: 1061
Views: 89932

Re: What Comes To Mind

drugged
by chris857
Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Why *can't* you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 2
Views: 959

Re: Why *can't* you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Because they're all beverages, and the kitchen is more than 15 dignified seconds away (though it may be possible).

Why can't you produce a set of headphones?
by chris857
Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Many left hands are nearby, but could I actually "produce" one without them freaking out? :wink:

A prosthetic?
by chris857
Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What Comes To Mind
Replies: 1061
Views: 89932

Re: What Comes To Mind

movie
by chris857
Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

No flour, thought the pop-tarts may once have been flour.

A screw?
by chris857
Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:25 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 15136
Views: 2590599

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

US House Majority Leader loses primary, first time to happen since creation of the position in 1899.

*PS, that font renders disgustingly with my Chrome on XP.
by chris857
Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

A stack of colored post-it notes are within reach.

Legos?
by chris857
Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:08 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Share your earworm
Replies: 14
Views: 14484

Re: Share your earworm

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN? Roband, please, I know you're in there People are asking how you've been They say have lyrics, and I'm giving you, they're right here for you, just let it in We only have this soundtrack, it's just you and it What are we going to sing? Do you wanna sing from Frozen? :)
by chris857
Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Not really, since I ate it. I have crackers left from lunch.

Dinner?
by chris857
Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

At least one is in easy reach in the cabinet across the room.

$20 cash? (Or a similar equivalent amount in another currency? Coins allowed.)
by chris857
Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

A potted plant over there has a couple grey-colored rocks.

A tree? (you don't have to "produce" it, like a bonsai, just to reach it)
by chris857
Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

I'm pretty sure there are a few in the house, but I don't think any are within 15 seconds.

A burger?
by chris857
Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 527541

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

And this is why you should never be friends an alien who named himself Ford Prefect.
by chris857
Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Nope.

A shovel?
by chris857
Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What Comes To Mind
Replies: 1061
Views: 89932

Re: What Comes To Mind

Newt
by chris857
Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 527541

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I know how you feel man. I mean, ten chickens for two cows is such a bad trade. You've been had.
by chris857
Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word association, rounded to the following letter
Replies: 697
Views: 75709

Re: Word association, rounded to the following letter

Augustus > Caesar > Brutus
by chris857
Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 340622

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Whizbang wrote:
RollingHead wrote:Tickling an assassin sounds curious.


They Google.


Yeah, Yahoo is no good anyway.
by chris857
Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 527541

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

And the square of the hypontenuse is the sum of the squares of each of the legs. And I ain't even talking about a square.
by chris857
Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7643
Views: 725388

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Not actually that much noise, so no headache. And no teapots. Though, I can get to a flying toasters screensaver pretty quickly.

A sticky/post-it note?

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