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by yelly
Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:36 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: The Zep Gig.
Replies: 5
Views: 1295

Re: The Zep Gig.

I heard it was unbelievably amazing (as it should have been, these are the Zep after all).
Sadly, I (nor probably anyone else here, statistically) was there. World tour!
by yelly
Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10 degrees of Jesus Christ
Replies: 13
Views: 1522

Re: 10 degrees of Jesus Christ

Aaah, no wonder my post count is barely growing!
by yelly
Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10 degrees of Jesus Christ
Replies: 13
Views: 1522

Re: 10 degrees of Jesus Christ

How the fuck does the topic poster have 0 posts? He obviously has at least 2...
by yelly
Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:15 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 148083

Re: eating meat

Also, you basically condemn the domesticated cows, chickens, and the pigs to extinction. Just throwing that out there as well... I mean, who's going to raise those animals when there's no money to be made? Zoos? As we did crate these species, I don't see any real reason to take extra action for the...
by yelly
Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

Example: Syria, 1973. Arabs started a conflict. Israel bombed Damascus(capital of Syria). With what? Many of the bombs were teddy bears. Children would see these teddy bears on the streets. The appealing teddy bears attracted and killed(or maimed) the children. That wasn't the end of the story. The...
by yelly
Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30836

Re: Man Law

97.a. This is a "turn in your testicles" rule.
by yelly
Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543100

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, and the answer is 7.
I wish I was at the led zep concert.
by yelly
Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

No I meant the bits about the "many dead" before the invasion, since those people were forced to live in shelters due to the escalation of violence. I never said "many dead" before the invasion, reread my post. And yes, I remember it clearly, people were dying and living in shel...
by yelly
Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:34 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 148083

Re: eating meat

Ihowever, my not eating meat is just letting animals that would otherwise rot and spread disease (in the worst case) benefit to the world. More vegetarians = less meat eaters = less demand for meat = less production of meat = less breeding of animals for meat = less animal suffering. It really is q...
by yelly
Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:41 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

Never heard of about half of that, any source? As for having to evacuate I am pretty doubtful they "had", considering how few actually died, before aswell as after. Any news source from around that time should tell you all about it, and I can personally testify as some of those people wer...
by yelly
Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:36 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: How do the Theists explain the holocaust
Replies: 278
Views: 20119

Re: How do the Jews and other Christians explain the holocaust

Not sure about the Jews, but most... well, some Christians believe in free will. IE, God does not control anything in the world directly. His realm is the afterlife. Free will is one of the main ideas in Judaism. I have yet to encounter a Jewish doctrine that argues against it (and I've encountered...
by yelly
Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

Again, you are all talking about every settlement outside '67 borders in the same voice. Not all Jewish settlers are insane baby killers that walk around with M16s. There are some settlements that are just normal neighbourhoods in normal cities (Ma'ale Edomim, for example), and the people that live ...
by yelly
Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:46 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

followed by war with Palestine and another occupation I like to believe that when (yes when, not if) a Palestinian state is founded, and we do declare war on it (a highly likely situation), no Israeli will be stupid enough to reoccupy it. That would just be stupid. Thinking of which, here is a ques...
by yelly
Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30836

Re: Man Law

94.b.2. Well, if you are making out it's pretty gay, just try to avoid touching and you should be fine.
95 (in the line of 94.b.) - When it comes to sex or porn, no more dicks than chicks, unless she he hot, and then, no more dicks than tits.
by yelly
Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:29 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

That is the case in any combating force, and is hardly government policy.
by yelly
Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 3 letters in a word
Replies: 1802
Views: 284679

Re: 3 letters in a word

Bartman! (fartman also works)
yzy
by yelly
Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30836

Re: Man Law

92.a. unless a really hot babe is involved.
EDIT: on second thought, this probably works on all the rules.
by yelly
Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543100

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, the web 2.0 bubble pops and this brings the interwenz to it's knees.
I wish for nice Hanukah gifts.
by yelly
Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:13 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

You are saying that the Palestinian government has been bad at preventing violence against Israelis. The Israeli government has been abysmal at protecting the safety of Palestinians is my point. In fact far worse than any Palestinian government ever has at protecting Israelis. Of course they don't ...
by yelly
Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whats red, white and yells a lot? [Trigger Warning]
Replies: 130
Views: 24223

Re: Whats red, white and yells a lot?

Another one I just came up with:
Everyone have skeletons in their closet, mine are just smaller and still have some meat left on them...
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543100

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but by doing so it becomes an outside joke and is no longer funny.
I wish I could buy an iPhone in my country.
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whats red, white and yells a lot? [Trigger Warning]
Replies: 130
Views: 24223

Re: Whats red, white and yells a lot?

Aradae wrote:What is worse than incinerating a hundred dead babies alive?


running out of barbecue sauce

LOL.
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Politically Incorrect jokes
Replies: 94
Views: 7814

Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

What's 10 white people pushing a car up a hill?
White power!
What's 10 black people pushing a car up a hill?
Black Power!
What's 10 mexican's pushing a car up a hill?
Grand theft auto!
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 148083

Re: eating meat

I am just saying that this is a very silly conversation.
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 148083

Re: eating meat

Yeah, remember that German guy who found another guy who consented, and cannibalized the heck out of him? Vegan. If he never ate any other meat, I would honestly consider him vegan. I doubt someone who cannibalizes doesn't eat meat from nonhuman animals, though. I don't really see why any of this m...
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whats red, white and yells a lot? [Trigger Warning]
Replies: 130
Views: 24223

Re: Whats red, white and yells a lot?

Another cross-genre one (I just made it up by reading the other jokes): What are women good for? Washing your knives when you are done slicing up their babies. Oooh, and someone should totally make a Meat Cereals with Baby Bits*. *I coin this term, from now on to be referred to as BB. "Hey, has...
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fix other people's Avatars and sigs
Replies: 139
Views: 9046

Re: Fix other people's Avatars and sigs

keozen's sig wrote:Most annoying Hyperlink ever

Fix'd
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whats red, white and yells a lot? [Trigger Warning]
Replies: 130
Views: 24223

Re:

Well if you insist on an Israeli guy telling holocaust jokes: Don't get me started... Oooh well... 1. Hitler goes for a walk in the ghetto and found a bunch of kids: "kids, if any of you can jump 10 meters I will give you a cake". So the kids start jumping, 2 meters, 3 meters, 4 meters, b...
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:40 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Tips on Buying Guitar?
Replies: 18
Views: 2495

Re: Tips on Buying Guitar?

My advice: If you plan on playing this guitar for more than a very short period or not very seriously at all, don't buy a ridiculously cheap one first hand off the interwebs. It's just a bad idea (I've done it, but for a good reason). Try finding a better one second (or maybe even third) hand, and l...
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:36 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 148083

Re: Re:

ivnja wrote:Interesting side-note....girls, if you swallow, you're technically not vegan. I learned that today from a technically-not-vegan friend today. We have odd conversations in my dorm.

That is ridiculous.
by yelly
Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:33 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

I think it is widely agreed amongst sane* people that the only real solution in Israel is one of two states. There just is no alternative. Palestinians will always be second rate citizens in the state of Israel, and we don't want anything to do with them anyway . There is no reason in hell to conti...
by yelly
Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543100

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, said "computer games" are all based on children's shows.
I wish you free, Genie!
by yelly
Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:42 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

As has already been pointed out, it simply is not practical to do all of these immediately. Any politician who tried to do so would find himself immensely unpopular and would not remain in office for long. So you are claiming the Israeli populace is greedy enough, to want land at the cost of palest...
by yelly
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

Yelly, see, its not what is "palestine", Israel needs to go back to pre-67 borders, it needs to remove all other settlements, it needs to get rid of checkpoints. The checkpoints are necessary for the security of what? the settlements? There are chekpoints in spots where we know there is w...
by yelly
Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Yay or Yey?/Yeah, Yea or Ya?
Replies: 34
Views: 34133

Re: Yay or Yey?

Well, I will often use "yayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!" (trailing 1s piss me off if used inappropriately), and "yeyeyeyey" just looks terribly wrong. So yeah, it's "yay" for me.
New question: "yeah" or "yea"?
by yelly
Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543100

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. An creature with a really long bizarre name gives them to you, and then starts to talk to you in rhymes that make no sense until you go mad.
I wish I could play like a combination of Jaco and Marcus Miller.
by yelly
Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543100

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Zohar wrote:Granted. But it crumbles to jello after you turn it invisible. </Buffy reference>

I wish I had ice cream.

Granted. It is of a new and experimental flavour, "Find The Nails".
I wish my neighbours would make noise after 1am.
by yelly
Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:31 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95006

Re: Israel

Yelly, I don't think its a matter of whether palestinians are terrorists, or whether they will attack etc. Israel as a country 1) has no right to be putting its citizens in their country 2) has no right to give preferntial treatment to jews who choose to live in palestine, over the palestenian law....
by yelly
Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26090
Views: 2543100

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish I had a new hat. Granted. It's a harlequin hat made of itchy fiberglass. Gr :)nt :(d, :D ut now i :D is icre :P ing :) y :) mor :( difi :P clt to re :D d I wish i had a yummyer lunch Granted, it was a talking monkey. (just got back from the "eating meat" topic) I wish some could ma...
by yelly
Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 148083

Re: eating meat

What do you mean, a talking monkey? All monkeys talk in their monkey language... in fact, most animals have a language of some sort, even cows. It doesn't bother me at all, unless they can understand they are going to be eaten and say "don't eat me" in passable Human. When I say "tal...

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