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by yelly
Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2557833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

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I wish i had a yummyer lunch

Granted, it was a talking monkey. (just got back from the "eating meat" topic)
I wish some could make a stake that doesn't have any meat in it that actually tastes like a stake.
by yelly
Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: Custom titles
Replies: 2761
Views: 259784

Re: Custom titles

__Kit wrote:
yelly wrote:So anyway, can I have A traveller of both time and space as mine please?

Only if you tell us when all will be revealed.

Later...?
by yelly
Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:11 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95169

Re: Israel

As such, I believe that because none of the worlds religions can "play with their toys nicely", and by that i mean Jerusalem, the Holy City, it should be bombed to rubble, and people should move on from their archiac ways of living. After spending a year living in Jerusalem, I firmly beli...
by yelly
Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:04 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 148922

Re: eating meat

I would just like to pop back into this thread and present some of my new thoughts on the matter. 1. People have an "upper bound" on the stuff they will eat. The most common is people (as in, I would eat anything that is under people in the "intelligence"/resembles me/whatever la...
by yelly
Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Israel
Replies: 1040
Views: 95169

Re: Israel

What do you guys think of the recent comments by Olmert? That either a two state solution is found or Israel (as we know it) will cease to exist. (He implied this is due to the fact that the Arab population is growing faster than the Jewish one, I don't agree with this, but nevertheless I agree wit...
by yelly
Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2508631

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Why aren't you counted as a view when you post?
by yelly
Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2557833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get addicted to the game and die from lack of nourishment.
I wish all my homework did itself.
by yelly
Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902068

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: the venus fly trap is vegan.
by yelly
Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Oneupmanship
Replies: 695
Views: 39423

Re: Oneupmanship

I am a baker of cakes and cookies.
by yelly
Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2557833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It is shipped to you in a box bigger than your house.
I wish I could play any instrument just by looking at it (and well at that).
by yelly
Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: Custom titles
Replies: 2761
Views: 259784

Re: Custom titles

Gordon wrote:The Mods are off bananaing.

Banana.

I may be drunk, request your titles now!

Considering this new intoxicated state, I re-request A traveller of both time and space, pretty please?
by yelly
Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902068

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: You are so far away from them they will die before they can reach you (due to super fast ageing, that is).
by yelly
Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2557833

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It dies due to the sheer wait of the flees it carries, which then go on to eat your family.
I wish my fridge was the best cook in the world (as in, it makes me food, all the time).
by yelly
Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:43 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: Custom titles
Replies: 2761
Views: 259784

Re: Custom titles

Before finding this thread I thought you needed 100 posts to get a title, so I waited, and the came 100 posts and no title, so I searched, yay search!
So anyway, can I have A traveller of both time and space as mine please?
P.S. that is led zep if you are wondering.
by yelly
Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:20 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Future Historians
Replies: 15
Views: 3638

Re: Future Historians

We will probably be remembered as the fucks that killed all the polar bears :)
Just like those fucks that killed the Dodo, fucks...
by yelly
Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:21 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Amusing answers to tests
Replies: 393
Views: 62055

Re: Amusing answers to tests

Q. What is bravery? A. This. This urban legend is prevalent here (Israel) as well, just in the form of a question on a language(?) final exam, and the kid in question passes (I was told this by a teacher who really believed it was true, she even thought the subject in question). On a different note...
by yelly
Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:51 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Food things that should totally be sold by themselves
Replies: 53
Views: 10879

Re: Food things that should totally be sold by themselves

The pizza place i get my food from has this wonderful pizza spice mixture that would probably go well with anything, they should sell it by the jar. (note to self, inquire about buying a jar of pizza spice mixture)
by yelly
Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:34 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Have you got a foodstuff in your username?
Replies: 40
Views: 5680

Re: Have you got a foodstuff in your username?

I chose otter because, although there isn't a food in my username per se, some people have confused it with Jelly, which is the most edible of substances.
by yelly
Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Palindrome Thread daerhT emordnilaP
Replies: 93
Views: 42970

Re: Palindrome Thread

I think names in palindromes is cheating, they always pissed me off.
Anyway, my birth date is a palindrome: 29192.
by yelly
Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Zeppelin Construction
Replies: 20
Views: 2040

Re: Zeppelin Construction

What weapons will it carry?
by yelly
Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: How (much) do you listen to music?
Replies: 30
Views: 3057

Re: How (much) do you listen to music?

The world just seems quite and boring to me if there isn't any music going on. This reminds me of a quote that popped up in my QOTD a few days ago: "If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut y...
by yelly
Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What instrument do you own?
Replies: 172
Views: 30716

What instrument do you own?

The title says it all. I own a relatively large full size cello, that sounds like it could have been from Italy even though it was made by a (wonderful) violin maker in China (they have come a long way). I also recently bought an American Standard Fender S1 Jazz Bass and I am very, very pleased with...
by yelly
Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: How (much) do you listen to music?
Replies: 30
Views: 3057

How (much) do you listen to music?

In this modern world of iPods and huge ass-hard-drives, there is music everywhere. I spend all of my time opposite my computer with my iTunes trying hard to get through my weeks of music, and when I am travelling, my iPod is filling my ears with harmony, and all of this, of course, is happening in s...
by yelly
Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What do you play?
Replies: 274
Views: 37110

Re: What do you play?

I'v been playing the Cello for a long time (since kindergarten) and more recently, the Bass guitar. Yay 4 stringed instrument that aren't violins!
by yelly
Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:59 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: The Gibson Robot Guitar
Replies: 9
Views: 1957

The Gibson Robot Guitar

by yelly
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Hotness of instruments?
Replies: 147
Views: 11952

Re: Hotness of instruments?

And where is the harmonica? It should be way up there.
by yelly
Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:26 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Average Release Year of Albums
Replies: 8
Views: 1593

Average Release Year of Albums

I think you can tell a lot about a person from his taste in music, and I think you can tell a lot about a persons taste in music by the time most of the music he likes was made in, and this being XKCD, when I thought of this I quickly wrote up a script to check the average year of release of my albu...
by yelly
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:57 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Hotness of instruments?
Replies: 147
Views: 11952

Re: Hotness of instruments?

I think it all depends on the gender of the person playing the instrument (or are we only talking about females?). The bass guitar is definitely the sexiest instrument ever.
by yelly
Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Interesting Music Facts
Replies: 60
Views: 7239

Re: Interesting Music Facts

- Jimi Page more or less invented distortion as we know it today (I still need verification of this). err... no? i don't really think this is right. if anything, jimi hendrix pioneered the art of controlled distortion but i don't think page "invented" distortion. Well, according to the st...
by yelly
Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:59 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Minors and Alcohol
Replies: 168
Views: 17459

Re: Minors and Alcohol

[Monty Python voice]Now we're just being silly![/Monty Python voice]
No, seriously, this is going nowhere and is way, way OT.
by yelly
Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Interesting Music Facts
Replies: 60
Views: 7239

Re: Interesting Music Facts

Pesto wrote:You're probably thinking of The Wizard of Oz, not Alice in Wonderland.

No, I'm pretty sure mine is right too, although I have never done it myself.
EDIT: Actually, on second thought, I think you are the one who is right, I should never post when I should be asleep.
by yelly
Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Most Rockin' Live Albums
Replies: 52
Views: 7615

Re: Most Rockin' Live Albums

Jimi Page & Robert Planet - No Quarter. Redefined the way I look at music. For Ever. /*goes through iTunes*/Probably Clapton Unplugged, Dire Straits - Alchemy and Led Zep's BBC live sessions come next (not necessarily in that order). Marley's Babylon by Bus is nice, but definitely not at the top...
by yelly
Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is Anything Impossible?
Replies: 89
Views: 5745

Re: Is Anything Impossible?

No, you can really prove some things wrong with math, such as that. *However*, that really doesn't mean that much. Someone might be able to develop a different mathematical framework in the future that lets you do anything you would want a general solution for a polynomial of fifth order or above t...
by yelly
Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:08 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Interesting Music Facts
Replies: 60
Views: 7239

Interesting Music Facts

This thread is for all of those things you find out about an artist/song/album that you've been listening to for years that made you say "holy shit!". For starters: - Alice In Wonderland's soundtrack can be replaced in it's entirety with Pink Floyd's the wall and it all works. - RHCP didn'...
by yelly
Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is Anything Impossible?
Replies: 89
Views: 5745

Re: Is Anything Impossible?

Yes. Certain things are impossible. It is impossible to prove a general solution for a polynomial of fifth order or above. I actually find that hard to believe. Sure, we have no clue how the fuck to do it now, but I really doubt there won't be some advancement in math sooner or later that will make...
by yelly
Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is Anything Impossible?
Replies: 89
Views: 5745

Is Anything Impossible?

Lately I have been hearing more and more people claim that curing cancer is impossible, which makes me think to myself, is there really anything that is impossible to us? Is there anything that no matter how much we try we just can't do? I ask this considering that we we can devote infinite (or just...
by yelly
Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: The first album you bought?
Replies: 148
Views: 22017

Re: The first album you bought?

Led Zep - BBC Live Session.
by yelly
Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:52 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Minors and Alcohol
Replies: 168
Views: 17459

Re: Minors and Alcohol

I'm not sure if an 18 year old is more likely to drive drunk than a 21 year old, I don't have any stats on it, and I don't really care to know. What I do care about is the next thing you said. Here is where I have to say, no, absolutely not. Driving is (especially in the rural parts of the country)...
by yelly
Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:26 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Minors and Alcohol
Replies: 168
Views: 17459

Re: Minors and Alcohol

I think most everyone in the world agree that drunk driving is really, really bad and should be punished accordingly, but this is not the issue at hand. I don't see why an 18 year old is significantly more likely to drive drunk than a 21 year old? If we think 18 year olds can't be responsible with v...

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