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by Will
Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Re: Confessional Thread

apparently sin(θ) = FIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND PAIN(θ)
by Will
Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Re: Confessional Thread

Yeah, Belial makes me feel that way too. He always seems to express with perfect clarity exactly what I'm thinking. Stop it Belial.
by Will
Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 255028

Re: High and low point of your day

CaraInFrames wrote:High : Finding out what QFT actually means.

Low : Finding out that QFT does not mean Quite Fucking True.

Disappointing.


If it helps, your version is much cooler 8)

Uh, let's see, low: waking up and realizing I have to go to school
high: none yet. Stay tuned for how my day turns out!
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

Re: Girl Thread: Under the Ovarypass

Then there's the "preventing masturbation" argument, which hasn't been heard since back when that fuckwit Kellogg was kicking around, mostly because it was barbaric and it didn't work anyway. While you don't hear it these days, I'm pretty sure it was one of the primary reasons for the int...
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

Re: Girl Thread: Under the Ovarypass

Belial wrote:Apparently there is some unspoken "it is okay for men to smell horrible" rule in place.


There isn't. We're expected to smell good just as much as girls, but somehow we're supposed to do it without shaving armpits.
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

Re: Girl Thread: Under the Ovarypass

tessuraea wrote:Men too caught up in defending masculinity might not like you smiling at them too much either.


Anyone that caught up in their masculinity that they have issues with guys SMILING at them should be kept on their toes anyway.
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:58 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: WORDS - They Are Kinda Awesome. [no longer grammarwars]
Replies: 83
Views: 13973

Re: WORDS - They Are Kinda Awesome. [no longer grammarwars]

Yes, pwn is a word now in its own right, with meanings and connotations different from (but related to) own. Fifty years from now it'll be in the dictionary, more than likely. That's how languages work. Neologisms enter the vernacular all the time, and the culture that has grown around the internet ...
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

Re: Girl Thread: Under the Ovarypass

Eye contact from random strangers is confusing, even if you're used to it. There's the rush of "do I know this person? Are they just being friendly? How do I respond?" tends to overload my brain and make me feel uncomfortable. I've been trying for many years to get over this and I haven't ...
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081740

Re: Back to post yo' face

Various smug assholes wrote:You have a lightsaber?
A disproportioned head?
Insanely flat feet?
No trousers?


All of the above. Except the lightsaber. I only *wish* I had a lightsaber.

...*cries because he doesn't have a lightsaber*
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081740

Re: Back to post yo' face

Semi on-topic: I had a dream last night that involved, among other things, beating the crap out of an attacking horde of Velociraptors with a bokken. It was awesome. I'd post pictures of me, but I'm not very photogenic (read: not attractive) Just know that my Southparkified avatar resembles me to an...
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081740

Re: Back to post yo' face

If you stand really still, they can't see you.

...wait, that's T. Rex. Velociraptors can see just fine. Um...RUN!
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081740

Re: Back to post yo' face

[Jedi mind trick]This isn't the defendant you're looking for[/Jedi mind trick]
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081740

Re: Back to post yo' face

CaraInFrames wrote:this is me, tell me I'm pretty...

You're pretty...
[cf. Friday's Comic]
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081740

Re: Back to post yo' face

I have a tendency to focus on the most pointless, trivial of things sometimes. And then voice those thoughts to the interblags. Maybe I should have stuck to the "+1 hawt" or "there are no girls on the internet" instead >_> edit: ...now, aren't you glad you asked? yes, very much s...
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081740

Re: Back to post yo' face

CaraInFrames wrote:Image


Alright, this is driving me crazy, so I have to ask: what are you looking at in that picture?

*loses sleep over it*
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 255028

Re: High and low point of your day

High: coming home from a trip in which I got entirely too little sleep

Low: coming home to an empty apartment
by Will
Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Guys that hit girls
Replies: 98
Views: 7191

Re: Guys that hit girls

I'm glad to hear that she's getting out of there. On top of that though, especially since there aren't going to be any charges (seriously. She's in the GOD DAMN HOSPITAL and they're not filing charges?) she should a) look into getting a restraining order and b) look into arming herself. Yes, I think...
by Will
Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Re: Confessional Thread

Confession: I had the craziest dream last night: it involved nuclear explosions, Japan, and raptors. It was awesome.
by Will
Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Great XKCD Postcard Exchange!
Replies: 249
Views: 24486

Re: The Great XKCD Postcard Exchange!

Dare I say it... Milk in a bag? This confused me the first time I saw it. It's unamerican. A good idea, though, if you ask me. Anyhow, I could offer postcarbs from ABQ (NM, US). At one time I sent postcards to entire classes from Iraq. That was kinda cool. LIES AND TRICKERY! I'm the only one here f...
by Will
Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:36 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Do you qualify to be an American citizen?
Replies: 105
Views: 9891

Re: Do you qualify to be an American citizen?

24. How the hell am I supposed to know exactly how many amendments there have been to the constitution? The last amendment had to do with representatives giving themselves pay raises not taking effect until the next congressional session for god's sake.
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

Re: Girl Thread: Under the Ovarypass

The joys of missing context. My point stands, but is no longer relevant! (if it ever was)

Nothing to see here, move along.
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

Re: Girl Thread: Under the Ovarypass

As for figuring out why we menstruate, I can only imagine that it was some cruel evolutionary joke gone horribly wrong. This makes me think of a delightfully amusing article called If Men Could Menstruate by Gloria Steinem. Wow. It's amazing how that article devovled from "thought provoking th...
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Re: Confessional Thread

I try to piss off people that want me to die. I mean, clearly if you've got so much against me that you want me to die, I really have no interest in exerting energy to make you like me. Pissing people off is much easier, and much more fun.
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Chips and salsa vs nachos
Replies: 64
Views: 4724

Re: Chips and salsa vs nachos

Chips + Queso. Which is really more like both. But there isn't a "both" option, so...otter/duck?
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: car.. cdr... car...
Replies: 23
Views: 2858

Re: car.. cdr... car...

Generally you're only going to need something bizzare like cadddaddadr every once in a blue moon (if ever). It's easier to just define it once if you really need it, like this: (defun cadadadr (x) (car (cdr (car (cdr (car (cdr x))))))) Also, matching up parens when you don't have a text editor with ...
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: spam thread observations
Replies: 474
Views: 70964

Dammit Gordon, you beat me to it.

I was impressed by the spambot's attempt at luring me in by talking about "Secret meeting Bush with the President of Iran." More like secret meeting of a penis with a vagina. Well played.
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Messenger info
Replies: 66
Views: 5737

I used to have a problem with idiot characters who would IM me, back when I hung out on fora that, while populated primarily with cool people, got the occasional resident troll/flaming idiot asshole who liked to piss everyone off. I ended up doing the "block all not on buddy list" option f...
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: spam thread observations
Replies: 474
Views: 70964

Looks like you got a defective spam bot. One that didn't make the spam evolutionary process that is. Sadly, this comment made me think about evolving spambot behavior using a GA. Does it worry anyone else that spammers might someday start using advanced AI techniques to inject their ads for pr0n an...
by Will
Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: car.. cdr... car...
Replies: 23
Views: 2858

Likpok wrote:Hehehe. Especially because I'm just looking into learning lisp right now. And some of the bizarre functions like caaaaaadr (the cdr of the car of the car ... of the list)


Pronouncing functions like cdader, cadadadadr, etc. is the funnest part of lisp.
by Will
Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Messenger info
Replies: 66
Views: 5737

Gordon wrote:*sigh* at least there wasn't a poll in this one.


The correct answer was "Otter/Duck"
by Will
Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Belial wrote:Just like people who ever look up.


Learning to look up is one of the greatest things a person can do. I've been doing it for years and for some reason I'm still always enthralled by the sight of the moon in daylight. It's absolutely beautiful.
by Will
Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Kick: I've forgotten well over half my childhood, and I don't miss it. My childhood wasn't all that happy.
by Will
Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

The notion of being "one of the boys" is like a guy's equivalent to the "friendship" category. It's not a social construct, I don't think; there's a point where people stop thinking of you as a potential mate and start thinking of you as a buddy. "One of the boys" mean...
by Will
Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hypocrite US residents?
Replies: 63
Views: 5660

practically all of my knowledge regarding it comes from TV shows and the internet and we all know what a fine source of information that is. Oh come on guys, the answer is right here. If i didn't know better, i'd hate the country that produced American Idol too. You mean England? Because American I...
by Will
Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Now I'm wondering how long I'd have to wait for my own fleet of X-Wings...
by Will
Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3535482

cephalopod: As others have mentioned before, nerdy guys tend, for whatever reason, to be shy, introverted, etc. and are often terrified of making the first move. I personally want to second eristic when he says that we're just not good at picking up on the subtleties that say a girl is interested; I...
by Will
Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

xooll wrote:If you make it to 30 you get a REAL LIGHTSABER.


Confession: Were that statement true it would be totally worth it.
by Will
Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Akira wrote:
eristic wrote:Confession: first kiss at 17

Psh. Lightweight.

Confession: 18 2/3, never even dated, much less kissed.


Confession: 21 and counting.

What do I win?
by Will
Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Linguistic strangeness
Replies: 119
Views: 24375

I think pan is a pretty common word for bread, and since Japanese didn't really have european style bread historically, it's possible they borrowed the word in modern times. I pulled all of that out of my ass, but I'm fairly certain it COULD be true. The Japanese パン was actually borro...
by Will
Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863418

Confession: Right now, just about all of my friends are in relationships. Hanging out with couples all the time is really starting to wear on me. It's even worse when I realize that my social life basically boils down to a choice of not having one or always hanging out with couples and feeling like ...

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