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by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:20 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

Shit too bad you can't bring a big iron fence with you to put on the circumference of your island. That way you can poke spears through it when they get close. :p
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:15 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Darth Vader / Yoda in Soul Calibur 4. Confirmed. For Brawl.
Replies: 39
Views: 6233

Re: Darth Vader / Yoda in Soul Calibur 4. Confirmed. For Brawl.

I'm going to stop because the point of this thread is that Soul Calibur 4 now lets you play as more realistic breasts.
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Darth Vader / Yoda in Soul Calibur 4. Confirmed. For Brawl.
Replies: 39
Views: 6233

Re: Darth Vader / Yoda in Soul Calibur 4. Confirmed. For Brawl.

Yeah really. Boxing is like 60% dudes hugging each other.
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

Just out of curiousity, how good of a hiding spot would an small island be if it had only one major access point (a ferry from another small island,) the ability to grow enough food to sustain itself, and a low population. What would the zombie-attack risk be? Also, will a zombie walk into the ocea...
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:45 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: New characters for Soul Calibur 4 (theoretical)
Replies: 41
Views: 7428

Re: New characters for Soul Calibur 4 (theoretical)

Not knowing who the vast majority of people on that list are, do they really have a melee weapon associated with them? Especially Velma... :? If you don't know who they are you can always use this . The ones without weapons you can give a weapon :d. They get a sword or stick. EDIT : Except Brown Je...
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:30 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: New characters for Soul Calibur 4 (theoretical)
Replies: 41
Views: 7428

Re: New characters for Soul Calibur 4 (theoretical)

Wow. I shall start a list. Tyler Durden A Bear Mr. Worf Robin Hood Mas Oyama Tyr Oderus Urungus Harley Quinn Satan Donkey Kong Doc Savage Gandalf Glenn Danzig Samus Aran Egil Skalagrimsson Brown Jenkin The Final Fantasy One Fighter Velma from Scooby Doo Ray Smuckles Crono from Chrono Trigger Sam Gam...
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:13 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Darth Vader / Yoda in Soul Calibur 4. Confirmed. For Brawl.
Replies: 39
Views: 6233

Re: Darth Vader / Yoda in Soul Calibur 4. Confirmed. For Brawl.

They've outdone themselves. But now what's left for the next one? I can no longer think of anything that would still be cool by comparison. Dumbledore? Versus... Jesus? Wait, I forgot about Doctor Who. Maybe all three of them together. A fighting game where people move like humans in fights, instea...
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:36 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music
Replies: 49
Views: 6052

Re: Zombie/Raptor Killing Music

This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's Restaurant. You can get anything you want at Alice's Res...
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1168653

Re: What are you listening to?

Gluecifer -- Sputnik Monroe

just changed

Gwar -- Krosstika

Well, you'll have that.
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:15 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Wikipedia jobs
Replies: 13
Views: 1944

Wikipedia jobs

Some pretty serious wiki-groaning. I was looking up lists of jobs for a zombie game I'm thinking about running, and I got some help from wikipedia. Then I was sort of amazed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_occupations Wikipedia lists alchemist as an occupation. Which, okay, if you were in the ...
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1403714

Re: Man Thread: Erectile hyperbolic function

FUCK IT!

BARRELS ARE THE NEW HAMMERS
by Benitosimies
Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:23 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

So you could hole out in the rain forest and they'd get eaten by spiders. Okay. What's the rule with bugs? Do bugs carry zombie virus if they eat some zombie? Because if a mosquito, or a gnat can spread it then the world will be full of zombies much faster. And you would need bug spray something sev...
by Benitosimies
Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:01 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

Of course if zombies can use guns we're kind of fucked.
by Benitosimies
Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:33 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

Plus the Humans you were "Saving" are now in an area rapidly filling up with Fallout. Fallout which has absolutly no effect on the zombies whatsoever. Except turning them into walking teratoma monsters that never die of the cancer that continuously grows on them until they can no longer c...
by Benitosimies
Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1168653

Re: What are you listening to?

Yeah! Why do... American Punk Rock Boys ALWAYS go out with the American NEW WAVE Hooker Girls? I don't know, I don't like it. I come from Norway, and we don't like Punk Rockers going out with the bullshit little New Wave Hooker Girls. We are going to teach you all - a lesson. In Norway, Punk Rock B...
by Benitosimies
Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:54 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

You saw in Silent Hill that zombie that has acid blood? Or you played as one in Freak Legion? Or you saw it in some other movie? What do you do if something has acid blood and you need to kill it? And it's about 15 feet away? (That's 4 and a half meters) And it can run. And it has no arms, but bites...
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:25 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

pieaholicx wrote:
Benitosimies wrote:Good to see you guys aren't going to give up, or anything.

Look, if you have any idea how to fight a dimension created by a god, then I'm all ears.


Do shit you can't do in video games. Creative shit that programmers are too lazy to program. You'll think of something. It'll come up.
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:10 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212360

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

I don't know about swinging a baseball bat as much as stabbing with it. Seems like it would be quicker and more... better. You can jam something up more, I'm saying. As far as a spear a zombie could walk right through the point and down the haft of it. You know. Impale themselves walking to you. And...
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:34 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: My Pokemanz, let me show you them...
Replies: 547
Views: 146166

Re: My Pokemanz, let me show you them...

Radicate.
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:15 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1168653

Re: What are you listening to?

Pandora radio station made out of Asheru.
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:12 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Music to play videogames to
Replies: 40
Views: 5804

Re: Music to play videogames to

Here's the playlist that was made like a year ago when I played Soldat. It's mostly Rammstein, Gwar, and The Misfits [with Danzig]. Gwar - Decay of Grandeur The Misfits - Bullet In Extremo - Sagrada Trobar Rammstein - Amerika The Misfits - Teenagers From Mars In Extremo - Nature Nous Semont Gwar - C...
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:48 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Sad Song
Replies: 104
Views: 10584

Re: Favorite Sad Song

Alice In Chains -- Sunshine
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Nucular
Replies: 106
Views: 12000

Re: Nucular

My physics teacher says both "nucular" and "idear". As much as I love his class, I want to punch him in the throat every time he says those. My British OOP teacher says 'idear' and often adds r's to the end of words that normally end with vowels. His whole accent is a speech imp...
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3444266

Re: Girl Thread: Attack Wombs to the Ready!

cephalopod9 wrote:
Benitosimies wrote:Pigtails.

I wore pigtails throughout freshman and sophomore year of highschool, and as much as I like them, they aren't really anything new.


Chun Li Buns.
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:33 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1168653

Re: What are you listening to?

Gary Numan - 'Are 'Friends' Electric?' That's the IT Crowd! Here's the first few on my list: Down -- Stained Glass Cross Gwar -- Bring Back The Bomb The Clash -- Sean Flynn Rammstein -- Morgenstern Coal Chamber -- El Cu Cuy [Man to Monster Mix] System of a Down -- 36 Mötorhead -- Orgasmatron In Ext...
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 60157

Re: Oblivion

Totally. I loved how Morrowind had so many hidden goodies. Oblivion, while fun, is far too restricted by the new leveling system for such "goodies" to be possible. Did you see where they hid the fists of St. Randagolf in Ilnubi? Between a wall and a fucking trough! They stashed them in th...
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3444266

Re: Girl Thread: Attack Wombs to the Ready!

cephalopod9 wrote:Ooh ooh, is it this one?
"No, I chose not to have a baby, oh, rents due"

unrelated,
My parents are bugging me to get a hair cut. I like my hair the way it is, which is really long, and I don't speak whatever it is hairdresssers do. Any ideas on how to reach a compromise?


Pigtails.
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3444266

Re: Girl Thread: Attack Wombs to the Ready!

Insignificant Deification wrote:Concerning acne: What exactly is the cause, and do we know how one can really stop it? I'm much more interested in the biological aspects of acne than the social ones.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebum

You can help stop it by washing your face and not having Problems.
by Benitosimies
Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:26 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 60157

Re: Oblivion

The level scaling would probably work if, well, it didn't scale on based on your characters level. There are way too many factors in how you got to that level. Instead of just giving you a more powerful monster, they should give one that poses a proper challenge for you. If you're a mage, they shou...
by Benitosimies
Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:24 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Manhunt 2
Replies: 0
Views: 838

Manhunt 2

Note: This post is inspired by playing this on the Wii, so some of it is Wii-specific. Note: I uh... looked for a manhunt 2 thread but didn't find one except in News & Articles about the censorship. PROS: Punching: Your left nunchuck controls the guy's left punch. Your right wiimote controls the...
by Benitosimies
Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:03 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Type O Negative - These Three Things
Replies: 2
Views: 1197

Type O Negative - These Three Things

Is this guy saying he doesn't like abortions? If he is I have to stop liking Type O Negative. I'll... I'll fuckin do it too. I stopped liking Ministry because of this . Because they went nine eleven retarded. I'll stop liking a band for being jesusy. I'll have to stop liking them. I'll straight up.....
by Benitosimies
Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:47 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 60157

Re: Oblivion

by Benitosimies
Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:46 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 60157

Re: Oblivion

You guys you have to try being born an Atronach. The game is not fun until you meet necromancers, and then it is fun as hell because you beat the hell out of necromancers.
by Benitosimies
Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:45 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 60157

Re: Oblivion

As cool as Finger of the Mountain is, it's actually very inefficient. You don't get the same amount damage for the magic energy you use that you would from a custom-made spell. And the visual effect is always the same, anyway. I just give Earana the book and steal it back so I don't have to buy my ...
by Benitosimies
Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:48 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: "w00t" Word of the Year
Replies: 27
Views: 3202

Re: "w00t" Word of the Year

w00t to me is a word that someone uses when they're trying too hard to not be a real person with a daily life.

...which makes sense for everquest nerds.
by Benitosimies
Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 60157

Re: Oblivion

Yes. Morrowind does rule. Morrowind for mayor.
by Benitosimies
Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:23 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 60157

Re: Oblivion

Way I figure:

Sera ~ Short for Muthsera

Muthsera I thought meant ma'am
Serjo I thought meant sir

But that's probably not quite right.
by Benitosimies
Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:23 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: That song that's stuck in your head right now...
Replies: 262
Views: 25313

Re: That song that's stuck in your head right now...

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BER SER KER
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BER SER KER

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