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by Benitosimies
Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do adults make friends?
Replies: 125
Views: 14084

Re: How do adults make friends?

Oh. Oh. You could join a gun club, like Dale Gribble. Skip to next post if you don't care 'bout none of this: Man I tried joining the Foreign Language Club at my uni but it was all just ... super super white girls and all they do is sometimes go to a mexican restaurant or watch a foreign film once a...
by Benitosimies
Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Ways of earning money...
Replies: 42
Views: 4211

Re: Ways of earning money...

Farm pigs.

If it works in Harvest Moon it works in real life.

But what do you want money for?
by Benitosimies
Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Belly whomp
Replies: 2
Views: 1318

Belly whomp

What is this. When I run for a while my abdomen wungles strangely as if my diaphragm is all spazzing. It flangles in and out in tune with my harsher heartbeats. Like a saw flopping all over the place. My stomach slaps out, of its own volition. Also, my tummy gets cold when I'm all... the sweat. Why ...
by Benitosimies
Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do adults make friends?
Replies: 125
Views: 14084

Re: How do adults make friends?

by Benitosimies
Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:03 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Guitar Hero
Replies: 578
Views: 51510

Re: Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

More like Guitar Hero: GWAR.
by Benitosimies
Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: The Silent Hill Series.... and Planks.
Replies: 45
Views: 7565

Re: The silent hill series

1: It is not just James' lack of plank mastery that is so god damn irksome. "A letter from Mary? In the way-ass back of the breathing hospital room? Well shit, that makes sense, little girl who tries to fuck my shit at every turn." 2: There is power in the plank. It could parry a Pyramid H...
by Benitosimies
Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Found your own commune!
Replies: 60
Views: 4777

Re: Found your own commune!

If I really believed anything I was going to write here I would have done it by now anyway. Factually I'd just live in a lame society I can't control. I know you mean it in 'if you had the chance' sort of deal. But damn I like my answer to have all the weight of Mjolnir and not just be some moth wha...
by Benitosimies
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Food -> Video Games
Replies: 6
Views: 995

Food -> Video Games

This comes up because cilantro reminds me of the forest temple from Ocarina of Time. The smell and the color.

So Cilantro -> Zelda.
by Benitosimies
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:27 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Natto
Replies: 20
Views: 1728

Re: Natto

...does it taste like an unsalty miso? (I'll have to look foar it)
by Benitosimies
Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: They should know how to say your name.
Replies: 19
Views: 2479

Re: They should know how to say your name.

Then there are people like me that prefer names with a weird pronunciation. Almost every MMO I play I use the name Fidchell, which is pronounced Fid-hell. It would annoy me to death if it was pronounced phonetically. That's why my idea is to also let you input how your name is pronounced. Like one ...
by Benitosimies
Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:07 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: They should know how to say your name.
Replies: 19
Views: 2479

They should know how to say your name.

#Don't know if this should go in gaming or coding. This post is about character names in video games and I'm discontent with how they don't mean as much anymore. In old school games, you read dialog. In new school games, you hear the dialog. This “we don't do ASCII anymore” approach kind of blows if...
by Benitosimies
Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:29 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: God dammit America
Replies: 90
Views: 8729

Re: God dammit America

22/7 wrote:Surely the usefulness of this thread has run its course?

Yeah, go ahead, someone get rid of it. Y'know. Fire away.
by Benitosimies
Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:51 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: God dammit America
Replies: 90
Views: 8729

God dammit America

by Benitosimies
Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:08 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Balrog -> Balor
Replies: 38
Views: 3858

Re: Balrog -> Balor

...

FOR CHAOS.
by Benitosimies
Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0380: "Emoticon"
Replies: 164
Views: 48589

Re: "Emoticon" discussion

I recall reading an SF story recently, in which someone discovered a way to make images that did to the human mind what a logic bomb does to a computer. The images were called Basilisks. :) images like this? http://data.tumblr.com/13741903_500.jpg Hmm. Is that some sanitized version that doesn't ac...
by Benitosimies
Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Balrog -> Balor
Replies: 38
Views: 3858

Re: Balrog -> Balor

Nothing rocked more than the planes of ash and vacuum. Just whole existences of... ash. Or vacuum. All that vacuum's gotta come from somewhere. Of course, that's all changing in 4.0 anyway. They're actually "fallen" angels in the default 4.0 cosmology, and they still live in the higher pla...
by Benitosimies
Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:30 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Balrog -> Balor
Replies: 38
Views: 3858

Balrog -> Balor

What's with that? They used to be Balrogs, right? Also: Devil -> Baatezu -> Devil again There's a sort of vicarious nostalgia I get from Balrog because I'm too young to have played in the late '70's but I had an old dragon mag when I was a kid I would refer to when world building because it had hand...
by Benitosimies
Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0380: "Emoticon"
Replies: 164
Views: 48589

Re: "Emoticon" discussion

What if the guy was wearing mirrored sunglasses?
by Benitosimies
Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:43 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: That song that's stuck in your head right now...
Replies: 262
Views: 25265

Re: That song that's stuck in your head right now...

Trepak.
by Benitosimies
Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:16 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: blacker than black
Replies: 13
Views: 2658

Re: blacker than black

The Perfect Absorber...

We could have some Cat's Cradle shit going on except instead of water turning to ice it's black eating light. THEN WE'LL LIVE IN ETERNAL NIGHT Y'ALL!
by Benitosimies
Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Not nearly beddy enough.
Replies: 25
Views: 2908

Not nearly beddy enough.

Why is it that when I'm trying to get to sleep at night my bed does not feel anywhere near as beddy as it does when I hear my alarm clock and want to go back to sleep? In the morning it is suddenly much more bedlike. However, from 8PM until 4AM it feels like more of a shelf than a bed.
by Benitosimies
Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: XKCD wins at Google
Replies: 114
Views: 25773

Re: XKCD wins at Google

Sort of like a googlebomb, but on accident.
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:35 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212096

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

What's the tactic if you're surrounded by a circle of 8 zombies, and behind those 8 zombies, are 12 zombies, and behind those 12 zombies, a circle of 18 zombies? So: zombies = 8 for x = 0 to 2 (or 0 to k) { circle C(x) = zombies zombies = zombies*1.5 } (I think I did that right) Anyway Scenario 0: Y...
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: The Pillows
Replies: 11
Views: 1793

Re: The Pillows

You can catch pokemon on a vespa if you want to but it is still pokemusic.
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: The Pillows
Replies: 11
Views: 1793

The Pillows

Makes me feel like I should be catching pokemon. It's a good day for it too. Everything's a salt-blasted white winter sunshine wasteland.

But yeah this is basically music for pokemasters.
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:34 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212096

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

Heh. Rhinestone Homo Rock & Roll.

Did you guys know that pigs can get to be 240 pounds? Shit! What do you do when you move to the country to get away from the city zombies and big-ass zombie pigs tunnel into your camp or stronghold or whatever?
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: not owning an ipod?
Replies: 137
Views: 10262

Re: not owning an ipod?

A crappy off brand one I got because it was cheap and I don't need anything fancy. Just something that will play. Unfortunately this thing will quit playing every six songs or so. Just blang out.

(I call it my iHog.)
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:40 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212096

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

Or silent hill zombies. Silent Hill zombies are punching bags. The problem comes from when you have no concept of planks and the controls and camera angles are so dumb you think you have some poison in your brain that makes you go all 'WhooooOOOOAAAaaaa' and when you walk into a room you immediatel...
by Benitosimies
Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:32 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: The Silent Hill Series.... and Planks.
Replies: 45
Views: 7565

The Silent Hill Series.... and Planks.

You have NO CONCEPT of planks! This is you: 1. Oh, hey, a clunking creepy hole in the wall I could investigate! What I should at least try to do is look inside it and try to fish out anything with my plank, that I have! Okay, here's what I'll do: Step One: Look inside it. Step Two: Stick my ...
by Benitosimies
Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2987837

Re: Back to post yo' face

My hat came in. It's a size too small but at least now I know my hat size.
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by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:41 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1166194

Re: What are you listening to?

IN EXTREEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KPDIg_8cwo
by Benitosimies
Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:28 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Why do people dislike maths so much?
Replies: 258
Views: 28545

Re: Why do people dislike maths so much?

1) They are afraid that if they learn too much math they will get sucked into a nightmare world . 2) My anthropology major girlfriend tells me that a lot of America still has a Puritan-type mindset. She's even had conversations with people who said the ultimate goal of science is to disprove god. So...
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:46 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Crappier games being released?
Replies: 119
Views: 7943

Re: Crappier games being released?

i see theyre making a devil may cry 4 and a god of war 3 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH GAME DEVELOPERS?! Some of them are dumb and some of them are awesome. God of War (1 and 2) was fun. You could tear off heads and knock mothers down and Michael Clark Duncan gave you superpowers and there were the t...
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:32 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: New characters for Soul Calibur 4 (theoretical)
Replies: 41
Views: 7415

Re: New characters for Soul Calibur 4 (theoretical)

I'm sorry, did no one say Pyramid Head?
by Benitosimies
Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 59989

Re: Oblivion

I miss the unarmored skill. Oblivion is harsh on nudists.
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:58 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 212096

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

Sunsnail wrote:
BlackDragonEX wrote:Lets all face it the best ting to kill an army of zombies is an army of Gunturrets from Portal.


Except with bricks at their feet so a slight breeze won't knock them over :)


And they'd have to not run out of ammo. Or kill survivors.
by Benitosimies
Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2987837

Re: Back to post yo' face

Pee Gee!?

Pee Gee!?

PEE GEE‽

Anyway.

One. Of. Me.

Selfshot :C

I am pretty much a moron for that.

Don't care. Someone's gotta do it.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc25 ... peegee.jpg
by Benitosimies
Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Things to buy on e-bay
Replies: 49
Views: 4832

Re: Things to buy on e-bay

I wanted an Ardagh chalice replica but they don't have one.

I did win an East German officer hat though.
by Benitosimies
Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Oblivion
Replies: 443
Views: 59989

Re: Oblivion

I always just sell resist disease and always have like 10 cure diseases. Eff resist potions. That way I can get as sick as I want and just cure myself once after fighting a bunch of diseased things or when my strength gets all suck and I can't move.

Also it helps to learn the spell.

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