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by pr1mu5
Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:52 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: What did you eat today?
Replies: 185
Views: 63734

Re: What did you eat today?

A pound of thick-cut bacon.

By myself.

For breakfast.

Awesome.
by pr1mu5
Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: What did you eat today?
Replies: 185
Views: 63734

Re: What did you eat today?

An egg, 4 slices of bacon, teryaki chicken with peppers, a slim jim, and a handful of peanuts.

(I've lost 6 pounds so far since Jan 1... woo Atkins!)
by pr1mu5
Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 79299

Re: I never...

You lucky bastard. I get horrible hangovers and I always remember everything I did the night before, in detail. However, I have never eaten soured herring, AND I WILL NEVER DO IT! I was in Israel, it was served to me for breakfast, and I didn't know what it was. And there was no sausage or bacon to...
by pr1mu5
Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:33 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: What did you eat today?
Replies: 185
Views: 63734

Re: What did you eat today?

Eeeek, you know Atkins allows and actually encourages that you eat plenty of green vegetables and other low-carb non-starchy veg? You can actually follow the diet without relying on such ohmygod I'm going to block all my arteries type foods? Yeah, but I'm in induction phase (started diet on Jan 1) ...
by pr1mu5
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:23 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: What did you eat today?
Replies: 185
Views: 63734

Re: What did you eat today?

I'm on the Atkins diet, so...

5 slices of bologna
5 slices of american cheese
1 tbsp mayo
1 tbsp mustard
24 pistachios
2 diet cokes
1 water
2 pieces gum
by pr1mu5
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 93931

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

MOUNT PROHIBITED!

(I always thought that was funny when playing Warhawk on the PS3, when you attempt to get into a jeep/tank/plane that is already full, that is the message you get).
by pr1mu5
Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: New Year's Resolutions?
Replies: 94
Views: 9904

Re: New Year's Resolutions?

Quit smoking.
Quit drinking. (Temporarily)
Lose weight. (and then start drinking again, but not smoking).

Currently quit smoking & drinking for 3 days, and I've lost 2 pounds. All is well.
by pr1mu5
Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30448

Re: Man Law

Tzekelkan wrote:112. A man shall never have eye contact with another men if either of their penises is erect.

112a. A quick glance, a grin, and a high-5 are allowed during a spit-roast. Only once though.
by pr1mu5
Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

Van Halen - 14 ++ (They have way more than three songs that are good) The Grateful Dead - 18 Lynyrd Skynyrd - 14 Trans Siberian Orchestra - 14 Bjork - 14 Steely Dan - 12 Meatloaf - 6 -- (He totally only has one song, which is great for karaoke, but that's it) Hot Chip - 12 The Dandy Warhols - 12 The...
by pr1mu5
Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 79299

Re: I never...

Drugs are bad, mmkay? And I've tried too many to list here.

I've never had a threesome with a man and a woman. (Just women).
by pr1mu5
Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30448

Re: Man Law

To further define all man-law rules about bathroom etiquette, I submit this referendum, which shall be followed as man law: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw And, I submit a new man law, which pertains to this forum: 110. There is no need to discuss the bathroom at all. The above link is in...
by pr1mu5
Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

Van Halen - 14 ++
The Grateful Dead - 18
Lynyrd Skynyrd - 8
Trans Siberian Orchestra - 14
Bjork - 14 --
Steely Dan - 10
The Eagles - 16
Hot Chip - 10
The Dandy Warhols - 14
The Avalanches - 10
Audioslave - 6
ColdPlay - 4 --
by pr1mu5
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Famous sayings/quotes/phrases.
Replies: 73
Views: 6117

Re: Famous sayings/quotes/phrases.

Always look on the bright side of life - Monty Python
by pr1mu5
Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30448

Re: Man Law

100. Wearing make-up is cool. Good thing rule 100 is already written: NO Feelings. You, on the other hand, have lost all privileges bestowed upon a man-card carrying member. Seriously, wearing make-up is cool? WTF are you thinking. Rule 101: Wearing Make-up is only allowed one day per year: Hallowe...
by pr1mu5
Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - 6 -- (almost gone, hurray!)
Flaw - 18
Bloc Party - 10
Architecture In Helsinki - 16
Joni Mitchell - 8
Opeth - 8
Van Halen - 10 ++
The Grateful Dead - 12
Rick Astley - 8
Lynyrd Skynyrd - 6
Trans Siberian Orchestra - 14
Bjork - 12
by pr1mu5
Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - 12 --
Flaw - 16
Bloc Party - 10
Architecture In Helsinki - 16
Joni Mitchell - 8
Opeth - 8
Van Halen - 6
The Grateful Dead - 12
Rick Astley - 8
Lynyrd Skynyrd - 6 ++ (come on, the OLD Skynyrd)
Trans Siberian Orchestra - 14
Bjork - 12
by pr1mu5
Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30448

Re: Man Law

Brineshrimp wrote:
LeftHandOfTheDevil wrote:Granted.

90. You must have a hobby. This hobby must be time-consuming and (optional) costly.


90a: Pornography does not count.

90a.1: Unless your pornography collection type is a very extreme and/or difficult to find fetish
by pr1mu5
Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Politically Incorrect jokes
Replies: 94
Views: 7653

Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

I prefer jokes that only appear politically incorrect at first. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being with thoughts, feelings, and emotions. Why was Helen Keller bad at driving? Because she was blind, asshole. Etcetera. What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A ...
by pr1mu5
Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - 12 Flaw - 16 Bloc Party - 10 Architecture In Helsinki - 16 Joni Mitchell - 8 Opeth - 8 Van Halen - 6 The Grateful Dead - 12 Rick Astley - 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd - 8 Trans Siberian Orchestra - 14 ++ (it's that time of year) Bjork - 10 Shot in the head: Dream Theatre Added: Bjork
by pr1mu5
Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30448

Re: Man Law

In hindsight: Fedora's are perfectly cool if you are adventuring somewhere, I'd say you have to be at least 100 miles from any sort of 'modern' civilization, i.e. a Taco Bell/WalMart/Supercuts, and must be unshaven for at least the previous 2 days. Or you are a crime fighter in the 30's. But I swear...
by pr1mu5
Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: whats that song?
Replies: 36
Views: 2926

Re: whats that song?

HedgehogsAreFunneh wrote:Um... Chicken Man? o___0

(Are those lyrics or a hint?)


Lyrics, believe it or not.

My name is a hint.
by pr1mu5
Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: whats that song?
Replies: 36
Views: 2926

Re: whats that song?

Moo wrote:(pr1mu5, I think.. um... everybody got it)

Ah. Serves me right for only reading the last comment. (Which is what I normally do for anything in 'forum games')

In any case, my challenge stands...
by pr1mu5
Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: whats that song?
Replies: 36
Views: 2926

Re: whats that song?

How did nobody *not* get that? Fat Bottomed Girls, by Queen. Most triumphant. Let's see, how bout this: He was born in a coop, Raised in a cage, Children Fear Him, Critics Rage... He's half alive, He's half dead, Folks just Call him: _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ (sorry for the absolute obscurity of this, b...
by pr1mu5
Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 79299

Re: I never...

It's not so bad. The habitual sneaking in of drink into the dorms is fun.

I've never gone ass-to-mouth. (Heh).
by pr1mu5
Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - 10 -- (yes, yes, let's all gang up on this unknown band) Flaw - 16 Bloc Party - 10 Architecture In Helsinki - 16 Joni Mitchell - 8 Opeth - 8 Dream Theater - 4 Van Halen - 6 ++ (how did Van Halen get so low for being so awesome?) The Grateful Dead - 12 Rick Astley - 8 Ly...
by pr1mu5
Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 30448

Re: Man Law

88) Wearing a fedora automatically negates any violation of man-law, or act of unmanly behavior. (example: yesterday, I was driving my purple miata with the top down, with another guy in the passenger seat {my dad, incidentally}, and chewing bubble gum. But I was wearing a fedora, so it's cool.) Th...
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - 16 -- (can't let someone I don't know in the hall of fame) Flaw - 14 Bloc Party - 8 Architecture In Helsinki - 14 Joni Mitchell - 8 Opeth - 8 Dream Theater - 4 Van Halen - 6 The Grateful Dead - 12 Rick Astley - 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd - 10 Trans Siberian Orchestra - 10 (it's t...
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 79299

Re: I never...

I've repeated myself. Plenty of times. Normally when drunk.

I've never been admitted to a mental institution.
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1210184

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Unfortunately,
Image
by pr1mu5
Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 79299

Re: I never...

It's refreshing... really.

I've never shaved my head bald, like with a razor.
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:55 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Pizza Toppings
Replies: 142
Views: 51792

Re: Pizza Toppings

I can't honestly think of anything on a pizza I wouldn't like. I've travelled around the world, and had pizza of all types, and I think I pretty much liked them all. Have you tried? Egg (cracked raw in the middle) Spinach (whole leaves) Tuna (actually was pretty good for a kosher pizza) Corn (crazy ...
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1210184

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Careful... :)

Spoiler:
Image

heartworms, btw
by pr1mu5
Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Heroes! (No spoiler tags for episodes already aired in US)
Replies: 2377
Views: 156818

Re: Heroes: Here thar be spoilers (US Edition)

Beware: Strong language: MY FUCKING DVR ran out of FUCKING SPACE so it only recorded the first FUCKING 18 minutes of the show, and then I come on here, and see every one of you spouting how this was the FUCKING best episode of the season, and I'm FUCKED because they don't show reruns, FUCK F...
by pr1mu5
Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Scavenger Hunt
Replies: 970
Views: 240724

Re: Scavenger Hunt

Image

I would like to see a picture of a famous person drinking a Guinness. Preferably with the infamous Guinness foam mustache.
by pr1mu5
Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

The Black Keys - 2 Godspeed You! Black Emperor - 12 Sublime - 18 ++ Flaw - 12 Bloc Party - 8 Architecture In Helsinki - 12 Joni Mitchell - 10 Opeth - 10 Neil Young - 10 Dream Theater - 8 Van Halen - 10 The Dire Straits - 10 The Grateful Dead - 10 Rick Astley - 10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGI...
by pr1mu5
Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

The Black Keys - 4 -- (who?)
Black Emperor - 10
Sublime - 18 ++ (almost to Santeria)
Flaw - 10
Bloc Party - 8
Architecture In Helsinki - 10
k-os - 18
Joni Mitchell - 10
Opeth - 10
Neil Young - 12
Dream Theater - 10
Van Halen - 10
The Dire Straits - 10
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 5 Points
Replies: 7
Views: 1660

Re: 5 Points

DragonRidr wrote:Not The Man in the Iron Mask. Perhaps I'm being too obscure. (Nah.)


If you're looking for a Hayao Miyazaki movie adapted into English by Neil Gaiman, then yes, you are being too obscure.

WAAAYY too obscure.
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture association game
Replies: 34
Views: 4650

Re: Picture association game

Too bad they didn't have Botox back then...

Image
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

mathmagic wrote:
pr1mu5 wrote:I can't let some band I never heard of get in Hall of Fame

Says the guy who was single-handedly putting Primus into it?

I've heard of them :)
by pr1mu5
Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 25925

Re: Hurt/Heal

The Black Keys - 10 Black Emperor - 10 -- (who?) Sublime - 16 ++ Flaw - 10 Bloc Party - 10 Architecture In Helsinki - 10 k-os - 16 Bob Dylan - 18 Joni Mitchell - 10 Opeth - 10 Neil Young - 10 Dream Theater - 10 lynard skynard - 10 Van Halen - 10 I hereby revoke Lynyrd Skynyrd's application to the li...

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