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by DSDM
Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0601: "Game Theory"
Replies: 164
Views: 31997

Re: "Game Theory" Discussion

There is no "iddqd" for love. And up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start is still illegal in at least 23 states.
by DSDM
Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0601: "Game Theory"
Replies: 164
Views: 31997

Re: "Game Theory" Discussion

Actually, the only winning move is to play wi-- ahem, by yourself.
by DSDM
Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43482

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

Assuming Randal created this comic in response to the various "objectifying women" remarks lately, I thought I'd mention that's it's telling that the female sex bot is the one that initiates the ... f-ruckus. Was this simply to avoid the potential "rape" comments. Is there a ske...
by DSDM
Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43482

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

Tanuki wrote:
DSDM wrote:It won't last. I give it to about the point where she accidentally welds her mouth to his crotch.


"Accidentally"?


Yes, accidentally. It'd be like the sex android equivalent of using your teeth.
by DSDM
Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43482

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

lolpande wrote:Xckd seems to be rapidly morphing into sexkcd. What's with all the bedroom humor?


XXXKCD
by DSDM
Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43482

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

It won't last. I give it to about the point where she accidentally welds her mouth to his crotch.
by DSDM
Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0599: "Apocalypse"
Replies: 158
Views: 56574

Re: "Apocalypse" Discussion

apocalypse eh? good that means Starcraft 2 should be out in another week or so. Not quite: "And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And lo, Duke Nukem didst speak, "...
by DSDM
Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0599: "Apocalypse"
Replies: 158
Views: 56574

Re: "Apocalypse" Discussion

As a non-math major, I really love it when I get the math comics. Erdős Numbers FTW!
by DSDM
Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0598: "Porn"
Replies: 83
Views: 42666

Re: "Porn" Discussion

Another consequence of this, given the tiny resolutions of early online video, I also have to look at her through the other end of my binoculars.
by DSDM
Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0595: "Android Girlfriend"
Replies: 120
Views: 27052

Re: "Android Girlfriend" Discussion

Proper neuter term: anthropoid. The term is already in use, so anthroid might work, though it bastardizes the Greek (anthropos, not anthros, means human). Think Data's child Lal, before it decided to become a gynoid. Who says "anthropoid?" "Android" is used like "man" ...
by DSDM
Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0595: "Android Girlfriend"
Replies: 120
Views: 27052

Re: "Android Girlfriend" Discussion

The only thing that sounds worse than getting oral sex from this android girlfriend is getting oral sex from her while having a Prince Albert.
by DSDM
Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0594: "Period"
Replies: 133
Views: 86289

Re: "Period" Discussion

Jesus, Randall. One day you'll be teasing the tiger and then you'll notice the cage door is wide open.
by DSDM
Fri May 22, 2009 4:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0587: "Crime Scene"
Replies: 100
Views: 20203

Re: "Crime Scene" Discussion

Holy fuck. We used to watch that in my fourth grade math class. And I totally forgot about it until today.
by DSDM
Fri May 15, 2009 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0584: "Unsatisfied"
Replies: 145
Views: 36344

Re: "Unsatisfied" Discussion

Wow. Never thought I'd see stick-figure cunnilingus.
by DSDM
Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0571: "Can't Sleep"
Replies: 141
Views: 29214

Re: "Can't Sleep" Discussion

I used to declare sheepCount as a double, just to be on the safe side. But then I started having nightmares about fractional sheep.
by DSDM
Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0562: "Parking"
Replies: 193
Views: 78733

Re: "Parking" Discussion

Situations like this are why they need to enact a "The Asshole Had It Coming" law, where acts of revenge against obvious acts of complete asshattery would be decriminalized. Obviously the revenge would have to be reasonable. It wouldn't apply if you blew the parker's knees off with a shotg...
by DSDM
Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0557: "Students"
Replies: 223
Views: 67432

Re: "Students" Discussion

Dammit, you, get out of my head. I have had this dream many times. Classic, right up there with the naked in public dream.
by DSDM
Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0509: "Induced Current"
Replies: 86
Views: 16693

Re: "Induced Current" Discussion

GodShapedBullet wrote:
VHBT wrote:The LHC idea sounds a bit scary but would probably make for a very boring show.


It would be the last show they ever make, as they would try and prove the myth and destroy the world.


At the very least it would probably destroy Buster once and for all.
by DSDM
Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0505: "A Bunch of Rocks"
Replies: 406
Views: 117380

Re: "A Bunch of Rocks" Discussion

jspenguin wrote:I can't believe nobody has noticed what the code is for the particle in panel 15.


Ah, the answer to Life, the Universe, Everything. :-)
by DSDM
Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0505: "A Bunch of Rocks"
Replies: 406
Views: 117380

Re: "A Bunch of Rocks" Discussion

Just imagine how long it would take for the stone computer to become self-aware and enslave mankind.
by DSDM
Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0505: "A Bunch of Rocks"
Replies: 406
Views: 117380

Re: "A Bunch of Rocks" Discussion

This is an extremely advanced version of what the druids attempted to do with standing stones. Stonehenge is actually a rudimentary digital calculator. You can tell because if you look at it upside down it says "BOOBS."
by DSDM
Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0501: "Faust 2.0"
Replies: 96
Views: 20602

Re: "Faust 2.0" Discussion

Who actually reads EULAs? I don't. For all I know any number of software companies now have claim to my power of attorney, first-born child, and my shadow.
by DSDM
Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0491: "Twitter"
Replies: 156
Views: 34628

Re: "Twitter" Discussion

Paranoid Android wrote:I still dont properly get this :(


Ask your grandparents, kids. Probably one of the cleverest advertising campaigns of all time.
by DSDM
Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0482: "Height"
Replies: 271
Views: 73619

Re: "Height" Discussion

Yeah, Blackhat dropping a cat from the top of the known Universe makes this comic.
by DSDM
Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0462: "Freemanic Paracusia"
Replies: 122
Views: 30995

Re: "Freemanic Paracusia" Discussion

I believe that Freemanic Paracusia can be cured by trying to read Netspeak. At least it works for me. I just can't imagine Morgan Freeman saying "lol" or "roflmao." "K thnx bai" is right out. Actually a lot of what I read is voiced internally with a kind of stereotyped,...
by DSDM
Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0461: "Google Maps"
Replies: 146
Views: 37427

Re: "Google Maps" Discussion

I once got directions from someone that included the step "turn right when you get to the field with the rabbit in it." And damned if there wasn't a rabbit in that field.

>You see ye flask.
>Get flask
>You can not get ye flask
by DSDM
Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0450: "The Sea"
Replies: 128
Views: 24637

Re: "The Sea" Discussion

I wouldn't get a pump. I'd just start hanging around smaller bodies of water. And I would drive there in a gigantic Hummer, towing a Ferrari.
by DSDM
Wed May 07, 2008 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0420: "Jealousy"
Replies: 151
Views: 35127

Re: "Jealousy" Discussion

I love these ones that are all sweet and touching until like the last line and then they hit you right in the nuts and spoil that good feeling you were getting. :-D
by DSDM
Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0416: "Zealous Autoconfig"
Replies: 104
Views: 32279

Re: "Zealous Autoconfig" Discussion

That's kinda like how Windows does it, only with them the field agent comes to your house and kicks you in the nuts. Fortunately this is Microsoft we're talking about, so I'm still waiting for it and when it finally does get here it probably won't work very well anyway.
by DSDM
Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0415: "Restraining order"
Replies: 99
Views: 30958

Re: "Restraining order" Discussion

"But officer! I thought they meant logical or!" Actually, that argument probably wouldn't fly. Since the restraining order says he can't come less than 500 or more than 600 meters, then with x being the distance this probably would be interpreted as ¬( (x < 500) ∨ (x > 600)) Which is equi...
by DSDM
Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0415: "Restraining order"
Replies: 99
Views: 30958

Re: "Restraining order" Discussion

toysbfun wrote:What I want to know is what he was doing more than 600 yards away he couldn't do closer.


It's probably the minimum effective range of his trebuchet.
http://xkcd.com/382/

Sure, that one only had a range of 150 meters, but he's bound to have improved it.
by DSDM
Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0412: "Startled"
Replies: 127
Views: 32666

Re: "Startled" Discussion

I'm pretty sure that's not BHG. Her hair was longer in the submarine comic, and in her first appearance. I think that's just the regular stick girl that hangs with the regular stick man, like in the electric skateboard comic. I see this more as BHM sarcastically overreacting to mock her silly attemp...
by DSDM
Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0412: "Startled"
Replies: 127
Views: 32666

Re: "Startled" Discussion

vodka.cobra wrote:Black hair vs. Black hat... again?


I don't believe that's BHG. She would have come up with something more devious against BHM. Like maybe blowing up a paper bag and then popping it.
by DSDM
Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0412: "Startled"
Replies: 127
Views: 32666

Re: "Startled" Discussion

:?
...
...
...Well, they can't all be winners, can they?
by DSDM
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0411: "Techno"
Replies: 150
Views: 37154

Re: "Techno" Discussion

Not a crashing hard drive, but consists of sounds often associated with crashing computers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU3B0W3TMs
by DSDM
Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0411: "Techno"
Replies: 150
Views: 37154

Re: "Techno" Discussion

This makes me think of this classic:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html
by DSDM
Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0409: "Electric Skateboard (Double Comic)"
Replies: 160
Views: 36163

Re: "Electric Skateboard (Double Comic)" Discussion

Awesome. Two comics, and both of them hysterical. No worries about copyright infringement, I'm pretty sure this is fair-use. And besides, if Bill Watterson didn't take the good time and trouble to eradicate all those "Calvin peeing on <insert logo here>" decals (and oh do I wish he had) he...
by DSDM
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0406: "Venting"
Replies: 133
Views: 29827

Re: "Venting" Discussion

Yeah, the alt-text made me laugh more than anything about this comic.
by DSDM
Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0405: "Journal 3"
Replies: 237
Views: 39481

Re: "Journal 3" discussion

Oh boy. Now it's an entire series. I predict this growing into an epic saga wherein they engage in encounters of escalating intensity, each 1-upping each other with each meeting while at the same time increasing their mutual attraction that neither will admit, for to do so would be to concede to the...
by DSDM
Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0399: "Travelling Salesman Problem"
Replies: 115
Views: 28707

Re: "Travelling Salesman Problem" Discussion

HAH! This comic makes sitting through those goddamn algorithms classes all worthwhile :lol:

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