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by eculc
Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 315316

Re: Escape from Raptors

you accidentally get stepped on.

I use vytron as bait to lure all the raptors on the planet to within range of a single anti-raptor explosive device (also known as an AED. You knew that's what that stands for, right?). I set off the AED and kill all the raptors.
by eculc
Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 151397

Re: Abridged Debate

P-P-P-PAGETOPPER
by eculc
Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:50 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Italian court says vaccines cause autism
Replies: 110
Views: 12828

Re: Italian court says vaccines cause autism

That's because, essentially, the (scientifically wrong) announcement has been made that vaccinating your child causes a seriously debilitating mental disorder. I mean, what kind of parent is going to voluntarily give their child autism? that's what is happening behind the scenes -- giving parents a ...
by eculc
Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Sim City
Replies: 333
Views: 88177

Re: Sim City

I would assume so. the devs have thought of pretty much everything so far, I doubt they'd miss that idea.
by eculc
Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:21 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Lataro's Simple Fun Game Over: Town wins.
Replies: 411
Views: 66514

Re: Lataro's Simple Fun D4: Insanity Ended.

My top two are Carlington (for reasons I detailed earlier) and Bartimaeus (for lack of pretty much anything recently)
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia
Spoiler:
oh, HA HA HA. It's SOOO funny.

Remind me to use my next whenever-I-want kill on you in the middle of the day, conman.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 151397

Re: Abridged Debate

slow clap gif.

eculc wrote:
eculc wrote:RANDOM BULLSHIT IN ALL CAPS

thank you for your consideration.


Response to this post, ignoring the fact that it was posted by myself only a few hours earlier.


apology for quoting myself earlier, ignoring the fact that I am still doing so.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:27 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia oh jeez, I'm getting paranoid. Every time I see a batmafia spoiler, I think that people are discussing how much of an epic fail my plan is going to be. AAAAAAND now that I've said it, cue another 12 batmafia spoilers from random people. (roband, I'm looking at you already.&#...
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1173: "Steroids"
Replies: 156
Views: 35200

Re: 1173: Steriods

[quote="orthogon"
Or maybe they used to take a cocktail of depressants, hallucinogens and stimulants to slow down their reactions and impair their judgement without it being obvious that they were trying to throw the match. Would have come in useful in the London 2012 Olympic Badminton.[/quote]
Well, either that or they would have killed themselves with weird drug interactions.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Lataro's Simple Fun Game Over: Town wins.
Replies: 411
Views: 66514

Re: Lataro's Simple Fun D4: Insanity Ended.

So, five players. Myself, BF, Christophoros, Carlington, and Bartimaeus.

I think my first suspicion is towards carlington, as he's managed very well to stay below the scumdar for now, and at this stage lurking could definitely be a scumtell.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia I received an anonymous message. While you are doing your own thing, you get the following message: I am the Calculator I have the ability to protect you Do you wish my protection from NK, Copping and other abilities? Only while I survive! you may accept or decline? I'm pretty sure that...
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3930
Views: 401579

Re: Rate the avatar above you

7/10

Needs Anti-Aliasing
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1229496

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for having an image in your signature.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:13 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia
Spoiler:
damnit, I just want USN to submit the kill so that I can be sure I will have blocked it, and then I want night to be over so that I can collect my win (hopefully)

I'm pretty confident at this point, if you couldn't tell.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060960

Re: Vending machine!

you get a silver-plated 2-foot-long key that wont fit in any keyhole, anywhere.

I put in the neutron bomb I got earlier.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:02 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia OOH! and all three of the mafia on the same bandwagon. Big mistake, guys. you've stuck together for too long. I just hope that BF and suzaku realize that we have to quicklynch bignose tomorrow. I might be able to tell them that if USN's kill doesn't go through (maybe elmach ...
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:27 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: BATMAFIA II - Game over - Mafia wins
Replies: 544
Views: 76711

Re: BATMAFIA II - Day 4 - What killed the dinosaurs?

With three hours to the deadline, I hope you're right. I'll be keeping my vote where it is.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 151397

Re: Abridged Debate

eculc wrote:RANDOM BULLSHIT IN ALL CAPS

thank you for your consideration.


Response to this post, ignoring the fact that it was posted by myself only a few hours earlier.
by eculc
Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:07 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: BATMAFIA II - Game over - Mafia wins
Replies: 544
Views: 76711

Re: BATMAFIA II - Day 4 - What killed the dinosaurs?

EBWOP: Just realized, We're at LYLO right now if we have an an indie instead of a cult, OR if we have a cult with at least three members. If we have 2 mafia and two independents we're likely OK (that would all depend on the win conditions of the indies in question) but other than that we're not in a...
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:58 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia So, whoever gets lynched, as long as it isn't me I think I'll be able to pull this off (of course, I also hope I don't get lynched tomorrow either) so, 3 town, 3 scum, 1 indie...tomorrow if town is lynched, it'll be 1/2/1...crap. Wait, No! I can block US tonight and ...
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:52 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: BATMAFIA II - Game over - Mafia wins
Replies: 544
Views: 76711

Re: BATMAFIA II - Day 4 - What killed the dinosaurs?

As USN said, I think another cult is more likely just because this is a game Vieto is modding. At the same time, though, that could just be another element of the game intended to confuse us. As I said earlier, I know that I'm not a cult leader or a member of a cult. Beyond that, though, I couldn't ...
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:48 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Turns Out Money Does Buy Happiness
Replies: 40
Views: 6049

Re: Turns Out Money Does Buy Happiness

Well, it's utilitarian with specific exceptions. Which of course isn't truly utilitarian, but relatively close in many areas.
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9396975

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I've never watched through the full series of SG-1 (I'm more a fan of SG:A myself) but that's pretty cool to know. I'd assume that they started to make an episode before deciding to have it become a port, but I couldn't say for sure.
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 315316

Re: Escape from Raptors

you get attacked by vegan raptors. once they realize you are a human, they tell their friends that you are pretending to be a tree, and their friends eat you.

I turn all the raptors into vegan raptors.
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 151397

Re: Abridged Debate

RANDOM BULLSHIT IN ALL CAPS

thank you for your consideration.
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia little does bignose know that I'll be "copping" him tonight, and he'll interestingly enough show up as indie (not cult) -- which would explain why he's so interested in lynching the cult leader that he has to know doesn't exist, and why there were so many k...
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:00 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: BATMAFIA II - Game over - Mafia wins
Replies: 544
Views: 76711

Re: BATMAFIA II - Day 4 - What killed the dinosaurs?

So, a bunch of quotes magically backs up your point completely, and we're all just supposed to trust you 100%? Right. I don't believe it, Especially given that I know I'm not a cult leader (or part of a cult, for that matter). It's always possible that You're the cult leader, Bignose. I'm not going ...
by eculc
Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:07 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: You gotta get into Dwarf Fortress if you haven't already.
Replies: 4596
Views: 713094

Re: You gotta get into Dwarf Fortress if you haven't already

CorruptUser wrote:Tie up a bait animal (or Dwarven Noble) in the airlock, and let the BALROG charge down back to his comfy little nest.


FTFY
by eculc
Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:38 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: BATMAFIA II - Game over - Mafia wins
Replies: 544
Views: 76711

Re: BATMAFIA II - Day 4 - What killed the dinosaurs?

I'm less sure of BF's towniness than of USN's, but I am more sure of BF being scum than of him being cult, and since we've decided that going after the cult leader is our best choice I don't really know who would be a good choice. NINJA: Hmm, interesting. I suppose it's possible that dotproduct is t...
by eculc
Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:17 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: You gotta get into Dwarf Fortress if you haven't already.
Replies: 4596
Views: 713094

Re: You gotta get into Dwarf Fortress if you haven't already

the problem, I believe, is in getting the BARLOG back into the airlock.

(feel free to replace BARLOG with & for this to become slightly more relevant to the discussion at hand)
by eculc
Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060960

Re: Vending machine!

You get a death-threat from the PETVP (People for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables and other Plants)

I put in a neutron star
by eculc
Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: You gotta get into Dwarf Fortress if you haven't already.
Replies: 4596
Views: 713094

Re: You gotta get into Dwarf Fortress if you haven't already

..yeah, wait until a Necromancer hit squad attacks you. Those traps are suddenly not overpowered. Particularly weapon traps, that almost do as much harm as they do good. Yay! It completely eviscerated that zombie and hacked it into a dozen pieces! ...shit, the Necromancer just animated ALL of them....
by eculc
Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:05 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Turns Out Money Does Buy Happiness
Replies: 40
Views: 6049

Re: Turns Out Money Does Buy Happiness

As for the utility monster, I posit the following: 1. Entertainment has value, and can produce happiness. 2. Premature death reduces your total happiness. 3. If the audience is large enough, the total value of 1 will outweigh 2. Therefore, televised forced fights to the death can be a positive unde...
by eculc
Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia Of course, there is probably no cult...there are 3 town, three scum, and myself. town isn't the "largest faction" because it's tied with the scum faction. I'll be leading the manhunt in scumchat N4 for which one of us has been "culted". If I come under severe...
by eculc
Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:14 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: BATMAFIA II - Game over - Mafia wins
Replies: 544
Views: 76711

Re: BATMAFIA II - Day 4 - What killed the dinosaurs?

I took it to mean that there would be more than one cult as well. At the same time, though, that could be a case of reading into it too much. Either way, we should be wary of both the mafia and a potential cult. I think that killing cult (if one exists) would be the best approach here, as the lynch ...
by eculc
Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 762606

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Right...but if the cleaning product only uses water and doesn't have any chemicals...isn't it just water?
by eculc
Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3587588

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

2 feet of snow? Fun.

2 feet of snow that I have to shovel off my sidewalk? Not fun.
by eculc
Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:46 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Turns Out Money Does Buy Happiness
Replies: 40
Views: 6049

Re: Turns Out Money Does Buy Happiness

Clearly, the metrics in that comic are wrong. Happiness should be calculated per-capita, not overall.
by eculc
Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32976
Views: 2694810

Re: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread

batmafia
Spoiler:
good thinking, US. Now, if only it actually works...

I'll likely be targeting suzaku tonight, and after that US. Hey, I've managed to keep my head down so far and We're in D4. I think that's pretty good. (hell, i've almost beat my record at D5!)
by eculc
Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: BATMAFIA II - Game over - Mafia wins
Replies: 544
Views: 76711

Re: BATMAFIA II - Day 4 - What killed the dinosaurs?

care to explain, US? I know the last out-of-the-blue soft-claim was correct, but that doesn't make me want to believe another one any more than I did the last one (before it was confirmed, at least)

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