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by muteKi
Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0210: "90's Flowchart"
Replies: 45
Views: 21835

HOWEVER, I recall seeing a (confusing) flowchart that if I recall correctly was done by Simpsons guy Matt Groening. It was eerily similar to this due to the fact that it also dealt with the history of music.
by muteKi
Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: This one's for the Aussies...
Replies: 13
Views: 3230

If it's good enough for astronauts...
by muteKi
Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0207: "What xkcd Means"
Replies: 482
Views: 73204

SKI-FREE! THAT WAS ONE OF THE GAMES I FORGOT ABOUT IN THE OTHER THREAD!!!


THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!


Anyone know of a game from not too much later where you controlled a spaceship-like thing on a vector graphic racetrack (think like the 32X 3D games) (not mac attack)?
by muteKi
Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0210: "90's Flowchart"
Replies: 45
Views: 21835

My dad has or had a coffee mug that has a flowchart that "shows how to make coffee."

It's done for humor.

That's a REALLY old project mug, by the way.

I might post a pic if I can find it.
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:46 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Rules on posting your website - NO, SERIOUSLY, GUYS.
Replies: 26
Views: 67085

Actually, it's more ironic than that considering the discussion of this topic, though most of them have gotten spam lately.

However, it's not the biggest of the spam ironies.
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: GMAX crap >.> (how many spam messages before a real po
Replies: 20
Views: 8160

Damn sweet.
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: math for laughs...
Replies: 72
Views: 32103

muteKi wrote:^^^


Is this what they call irony??


Ah, but the humor of my previous post is now not so obvious after the fortunate deletion of these four, as you noted, identical spam links.
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0210: "90's Flowchart"
Replies: 45
Views: 21835

Not that blatant to me. It's just a flowchart.
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0209: "Kayak"
Replies: 53
Views: 23365

Dang it, I thought I was finished with reading 1984!!!
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Groaners - The new "Nerdy Jokes" thread
Replies: 41
Views: 11051

You've probably all got this one before I even finish this introduction. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a vector perpendicular to itself and the road. The beauty of so many math jokes is that they're so lame. I'd put the one about the bar bet between two mathematicians and integration, b...
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Apple Release...something!
Replies: 37
Views: 7591

Pathway wrote:
Pathway wrote:
Gordon wrote:Also math blaster.


There was Math Blaster for Win95 as well.


God I loved Math Blaster.



...And Number Munchers, and Turbo Math Facts, and maybe one other game I've forgotten over time.

[Geez, I clicked the edit thing instead of quote and it screwed up everything!]
by muteKi
Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Blatant Lies
Replies: 488
Views: 79928

That wasn't funny at all, man. :P
by muteKi
Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 23
Replies: 45
Views: 9556

I must be doing something wrong then. I got nullity.


Ha-ha..."nullity" makes time cube look intelligent even if you don't look at TC as a parody.
by muteKi
Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Blatant Lies
Replies: 488
Views: 79928

Alisto wrote: Saladin wrote: This has turned from lying to telling the truth with negatives. No, it hasn't. That's not an argument, that's just contradiction! No it isn't! I'm afraid you are out of time. that were never thirty minutes Edit: that were thirty minutes. and that apple is the Bolivian N...
by muteKi
Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd philosophy
Replies: 25
Views: 6301

If there was one statement that condensed all of xkcd into a single message that was capable of describing the world as we know it, what would it be?


Ah, I'd try to find one, but I'm not really into Pokemon.
by muteKi
Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:31 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: math for laughs...
Replies: 72
Views: 32103

^^^


Is this what they call irony??
by muteKi
Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0207: "What xkcd Means"
Replies: 482
Views: 73204

My thinking in words is why I am able to say terribly disgusting things without being bothered by them. And then everybody around me freaks out. It's awesome. :) I'm a terrible person, aren't I... heh, I do the same thing. Filling other's minds with horrible images is always a good time. Especially...
by muteKi
Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0186: "Console Lines"
Replies: 69
Views: 38885

yeaaah wow "Please stop quoting porn links, it only adds to my job!" -Jesster RINGS OF POWER, BITCH!! (Or one of those adult manga carts or something.) Ahem. I have owned only a SEGA Genesis. I now emulate it on the PC. Still say it's a better system that the SNES. I need to create a S32X...
by muteKi
Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0204: "America"
Replies: 19
Views: 11017

They made a joke about this in Dilbert a LONG time ago.

"Millard Bullrush? Wasn't he the guy who got killed while snorkeling by a sea turtle?"
"They're faster than they look."


And also,


HOLY HAND GRENADINE!!!
by muteKi
Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0202: "YouTube"
Replies: 81
Views: 38837

Heh. I was just thinking about this the other day without having seen this, providing yet more evidence that the internet really is just an extension of my own conciousness, or the other way around. I saw a video about a Welsh Corgi. Most of the videos were of misinformed about the nature of dogs in...
by muteKi
Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0200: "Bill Nye"
Replies: 61
Views: 28752

When I was in NYC last year, I apparently just missed getting on an elevator with Bill Nye. The people who were there asked for autographs and such, and his reaction was more or less what you all said it was. Can't blame him too much; I'd hate having that level of recognition following me around con...
by muteKi
Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0197: "Ninja Turtles"
Replies: 54
Views: 25396

I JUST come in under that range of ages, but I have no idea what reference "bebop" is exactly -- outside of Charlie Parker. No idea about "rocksteady".
by muteKi
Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:48 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Christmas Sudoku!
Replies: 8
Views: 4481

I assume this means that since Christmas has 2 S's, you should use an E instead of that second S to end up with CHRISTMAE or CHRIETMAS, or something.


eChristmas!
by muteKi
Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 191064

I can bend my thumb nearly this far back: | (thumb) | _____|__(rest of hand, palm down) normal = perpendicular, in case you didn't know (I don't know who the geeks are) I will say that a lot more people these days seem to have this ability. Suprisingly, neither of my parents do. I ca...
by muteKi
Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0199: "Right Hand Rule"
Replies: 53
Views: 22444

I like how "tightly closed nonorientable spaces" works as a really lame pun.
by muteKi
Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 191064

I can move my left arm out of joint enough to put it beyond my head. This does not work for my right arm. My nose is very asymmetrical. I can sing a low D (that is, the first D on ledger lines of the bass clef staff). In layman's terms, that's REALLY LOW. However, I do occasionally have the capabili...
by muteKi
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 689884

Hello. I am studying math and physics and music. And while I would say that I am above-average, sadly my AP Physics C class is overpopulated by the highest orders of math geniuses, so that really screws up score scales. Had I been able to take it the year before, I would be doing REALLY well...above...
by muteKi
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Obscene word games (f*cking jacket, ass-car)
Replies: 131
Views: 44522

I like the shampoo bottle, if for no other reason than I can do the "sad ass-hair probs" thing to it. Funny.

I like spoonerisms, but I prefer to switch around syllables within a word, though I don't think I do it as much as I used to.

Pooth taste.

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