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by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Terrifying Tales of Retail: BUY SELL BUY SELL BEEP BOOP
Replies: 344
Views: 46889

Re: Terrifying Tales of Retail: America's Inaction

Oh, man. Oh, man . I've only been doing retail for five years to pay the College bills, and I all ready feel like some sort of scarred and crippled vet with PTSD. All someone has to do is shout "DISCOUNT IN AISLE FIVE!" and I'll scream and leap for cover. The sight of out-dated price-tags ...
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Secret
Replies: 29
Views: 2934

The Secret

Okay. Stick with me. This is something I wrote a few days ago, but I'm posting it here because it's something I want to talk about (and by talk about I mean scream at you for hours on end about, but no, seriously, we can talk about it and I'll totally try not to scream). ____ You want to know what o...
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214739

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

This is just therapeutic for me. I do this instead of going off to group therapy and hugging some fat guy named Bill (Hi, Bill!). When I get angry, I crack open my chitinous carapace and proceed to pour gallons upon gallons of rage-infused bile on some random subject matter, then organize my thought...
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:42 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: MAD-BOT.
Replies: 21
Views: 2424

Re: MAD-BOT.

And because I know she'll hate me for doing this, I WILL NOW POST SOME OF MY LADYFRIEND'S STUFF TOO.

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by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:30 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: MAD-BOT.
Replies: 21
Views: 2424

MAD-BOT.

This is like--a thing. A thing? Yeah, a thing--that I sometimes do. Maybe you shouldn't look too deep into it. D: http://www.thegreathippo.com/comic http://thegreathippo.com/comics/madbot1.PNG MAD-BOT CAN ONLY EXPRESS HIS SEETHING RAGE IN SCIENTIFIC NOTATION. http://thegreathippo.com/comics/madbot2....
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:04 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Future Historians
Replies: 15
Views: 3584

Re: Future Historians

This was actually one of the main focuses of my study back in the day. The digitalization of history. Consider, for a moment--the Mona Lisa is a physical document. We can study it, examine it, experiment on it, even test it to validate its age. Things like the Declaration of Independence are similar...
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:50 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: How do the Theists explain the holocaust
Replies: 278
Views: 19902

Re: How do the Jews and other Christians explain the holocaust

I think there are a few misconceptions going on in this discussion that need some clarification. I can be a bit abrupt when it comes to matters of history, so I apologize in advance if I step on your toes. I'm not here to make anyone out to be a jerk, but I want to make two things clear. Matter 1: S...
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214739

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

d33p wrote:So, is this seriously how Ye Olde Gaolers feel when we newbs Zerg the fora?


I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but I stand 100% in favor of it.
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214739

"I have a Masters."

Before I begin, let me start by telling you that I work in retail. You know that grim-faced spectre behind the counter who treats every act taken by the customers as a personal invasion of his space? The soul-less automaton who responds to all questions concerning the store's product with a mono-syl...
by The Great Hippo
Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2374702

TOTALLY NOT AN INTERNET GHOST I SWEAR

So, what--is this like the whole viking thing where I have to stand around for a few hours after emerging from the mists of the internet so as to convince everyone I'm not some sort of net-ghost? Robert Rodgers -- age 25 -- I live in Pennsylvania -- History Major, working on bachelors -- I write thi...

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