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by Tomlidich the second
Mon May 05, 2014 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 872
Views: 230327

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Ich dachte, ich sollte lernen die Dinge aus meinem eigenen Fachgebiet (Ingenieur) starten Also ich sah diese Anleitung, um Computer-Begriffe in Deutsch. Ganz interessant, ja. Ich weiß nicht genau, was du meinst / I'm not sure what you mean: "Ich sollte lernen, ... starten". Meinst du / do...
by Tomlidich the second
Mon May 05, 2014 3:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28529
Views: 3101367

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Saw the amazing spiderman 2 over the weekend, but something is bothering me. (don't worry, no major spoliers) In the beginning, with one of the classic "minor bad guy chase scene": Bad guys hijack armored truck full of plutonium, presumably to steal it. These orange, see through viles in a...
by Tomlidich the second
Mon May 05, 2014 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11098
Views: 875918

Re: Vending machine!

You get heavy water.

I insert explosive plutonium.
by Tomlidich the second
Mon May 05, 2014 3:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90038
Views: 8012983

Re: Fluff

My dad and I drove from California to New York with a paper map and no GPS (this was before GPS units were affordable for the common person) and got lost several times. It definitely would have been a much less interesting trip had we used a GPS. Sometimes it is very exciting. like when apple updat...
by Tomlidich the second
Mon May 05, 2014 3:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1617734

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

teelo wrote:
Tomlidich the second wrote:Xkcd phone + TOO MANY

Fixed:


*applauds*
by Tomlidich the second
Mon May 05, 2014 3:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Review Golf!
Replies: 13
Views: 1045

Re: Review Golf!

Whizbang wrote:I propose that each page topper gets to pick the item to be reviewed, giving everyone a chance to compete for the shortest review for that item.


Alrighty, sounds like a deal. whoever scores page topper, will judge thee challengers for a winner.
by Tomlidich the second
Mon May 05, 2014 3:21 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [US] Los Angeles area
Replies: 30
Views: 30525

Re: [US] Los Angeles area

addams wrote:I'd go.
[/spoiler]

Hooray!

I am not sure if it is a "gathering" so much as a feeble attempt to get the 3-4 people in this area together.
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Review Golf!
Replies: 13
Views: 1045

Re: Review Golf!

Izawwlgood wrote:Federation still disorganized. Khan plays people, gets played. Lens flares.

Ok good, but you need to challenge the next person now.
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1617734

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Xkcd phone + TOO MANY

Image

Alt:I think Nokia wants the money they spent hiring us as developers back.
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90038
Views: 8012983

Re: Fluff

You know what I'd like to see? A film set in the South only instead of people being racist and then someone dying and then everyone feeling kinda bad, it would be like Flash Gordon. All the bad guys would be racist and then the kid and a huge black guy and a voodoo black guy and George Washington C...
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1515965

Re: Today I Learned

So I had a patient with unilateral papilledema a couple of days ago. Papilledema is swelling of the optic disc on the retina of the eye. To see it, opthamologists, neurologists, and studly physicians generally use one of these: http://www.iefusa.org/Catalog/SRS/Images/Products/200710091242580.miniO...
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11098
Views: 875918

Re: Vending machine!

You get bees!

I insert Honey.
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7504
Views: 639047

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Think I saw some [Trigger warning]
Spoiler:
Skunk Roadkill
On the way into work, not getting there in 15 seconds. also ew.

An alive, happy animal?
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] LGBTIQQA Thread - Queer Support!
Replies: 8231
Views: 1295933

Re: [SAFESPACE] LGBTIQQA Thread - Queer Support!

That sort of behaviour is terrible! I know my workplace tolerates no such thing.

even if its a client. we won't deal with people harassing our employees, we will just drop you and not answer the phone for ya anymore.

*hugs for Monika*
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Review Golf!
Replies: 13
Views: 1045

Review Golf!

Copied from the pant thread. accept the challenge, then challenge the next poster. Edited: the page topper shall judge everyone on their life choices. (and entry, of course) and determine a winner. They decide if a review is descirptive enough to be deemed worthy. we will call "rounds" as ...
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28529
Views: 3101367

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

I will do it!
by Tomlidich the second
Fri May 02, 2014 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 872
Views: 230327

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Ich dachte, ich sollte lernen die Dinge aus meinem eigenen Fachgebiet (Ingenieur) starten Also ich sah diese Anleitung, um Computer-Begriffe in Deutsch. Ganz interessant, ja.
by Tomlidich the second
Thu May 01, 2014 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Age
Replies: 958
Views: 186022

Re: Age

UniqueScreenname wrote: Everything has gone steeply downhill since then.

It is uphill you have to worry about. Because It is usually a Ramp into a giant chasm, and you travel at the most alarming pace.
by Tomlidich the second
Thu May 01, 2014 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7504
Views: 639047

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Im sure I could build one out of the parts here, but not in 15 seconds.

A printed publication in another language, that is not a manual for something you bought?
by Tomlidich the second
Thu May 01, 2014 3:58 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 872
Views: 230327

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Guten Tag!

(I actually know very little German, and it is incredibly hard to learn, considering I don't know any speakers of it around here. but I will try my hardest to not cheat and google translate everything here.)
by Tomlidich the second
Thu May 01, 2014 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602243

Re: Guess The Next Poster

No, no, no, we are all mixed up now.

Patzer, sort this out for us, pretty please?
by Tomlidich the second
Thu May 01, 2014 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800321

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: you lift off before dorothy is able to join you.
by Tomlidich the second
Thu May 01, 2014 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90038
Views: 8012983

Re: Fluff

What a weird photo you have. It says, "Sometimes I crawl into a Laundry Basket and tickle my ears." I like it as it seems to suggest Bjork is this weird lady and at the very end, with a single "Holla at your boy!" she suggests, in my mind at least, that just fucking with P.Diddy...
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602243

Re: Guess The Next Poster

*looks up* it appears to be in order, yes.

Neil?
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 698742

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Adacore wrote:
Giant Speck wrote: imagining them as a front company for an evil supervillain

This would not make me blink twice, if revealed to be true.
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800321

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: Everyone in your town won't let you leave now.
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25808
Views: 2123320

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, your new one is just rippping apart in general, not at the joints. your new car is made of paper.

RollingHead wrote:Bi-five

*bi-five*



I wish for an indestructible car to give to people i like.
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7504
Views: 639047

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

suppose I could run down to level two, burst into the child psychology office, and grab one. But......no.

A person who annoys you?
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: *almost* the best superpower in the world
Replies: 703
Views: 87111

Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

The transformation is quite painful, and you are transformed into moon moon

I am of tony stark level of intelligence.
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1515965

Re: Today I Learned

tms wrote:Just use third.

Shifting?
by Tomlidich the second
Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1617734

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I am not sure I want to know what the whisk is for.
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 698742

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Just when do we ready the pitchforks and torches? about had it with ISP's and cell carriers.
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 276981

Re: Escape from Raptors

you are dead. teh raptors feed on your hollow shell of a corpse, and ghost raptors gnaw you for eternity.

I build a steel mech suit, which the raptors can't chew through. I walk through the hordes, laughing at their inability to pierce my iron skin.
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: *almost* the best superpower in the world
Replies: 703
Views: 87111

Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

You sure do, through years of reading, training, and practice.

I am completely bulletproof.
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: BIKE 10,000 miles
Replies: 261
Views: 147014

Re: BIKE 10,000 miles

the weather is good, the light is there in the mornings, im really anxious to get going. this week. this week for sure. I know I don't exactly have a helmet yet, but will soon. i just really wanna get back on. I dunno anymore about my hopes and dreams as a race cyclist. at first, it was all i wanted...
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602243

Re: Guess The Next Poster

HUZZAH!

Patzer?
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7504
Views: 639047

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

suppose i could leap down about 3 floors worth of stairs, run into the cafe on the ground floor, and grab a carton, but the number of thigns that can go wrong in that sequence of 15 seconds is high.

Got an empty container you are keeping so you remember to go get that thing?
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Age
Replies: 958
Views: 186022

Re: Age

Seventeen. It still strikes me as incomprehensible that the U.S. government legally considers me an adult in 8 months. I spent a long time trying to get here, now I'm not so sure I want the job. Things were simpler before. It isn't bad actually. sure, the IRS occasionally steals from you, you can n...
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800321

Re: Good News, Bad News

good news: this in no way obligates you to keep your job, however.
by Tomlidich the second
Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25808
Views: 2123320

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Two overweight, burly men join you in bed tonight. They are stronger than you. This doesn't bother me nearly as much as you think it does. I wish I was fit and healthy. Granted, but you have no friends anymore due to your obsession with fitness. I wish for copious amounts of computing powe...

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