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by dzamie
Sat May 17, 2014 11:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]
Replies: 93
Views: 56576

Re: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]

So, out of curiosity, what's everyone's fursona species (if you have one, of course)?
I tend to be either a blue feral dragon or an anthro cheetah, but the characters are unrelated.
by dzamie
Thu May 15, 2014 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1829826

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I saw the Furry Safethread right before entering here, so I was aware of the possible sensitivity to this. Furry Safethread? dzamie, thanks for your help. I'm not sure what you mean about the right side of the graph and being in the suit with them. As proximity to furry increases, distance decrease...
by dzamie
Mon May 12, 2014 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307292

Re: Escape from Raptors

The Doctor regenerates into the form of a raptor, picks up a few companions, and eventually runs into the Daleks.

I put material-emancipation grids around my house, and set them to detect raptors as "unauthorized" (as well as the usual modifications to let necessary things through).
by dzamie
Mon May 12, 2014 2:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1829826

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Your intention doesn't really matter. The joke is based on the premise that being a furry is bad. Without that, there's no joke. It's just an offensive portrayal of people with a certain fetish. Obligatory "I'm a furry and..." there are very few jokes which function without offending anyo...
by dzamie
Fri May 09, 2014 1:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307292

Re: Escape from Raptors

You do nothing to stop the raptors, and are quickly caught and devoured. I time-travel back to a few years before the raptor attacks begin. There can be no overwhelming flood of raptors, since that would cause a paradox. Heck, even if I can't do this multiple times, this'd let me survive longer than...
by dzamie
Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307292

Re: Escape from Raptors

You find that raptors have eaten the FSM, too, before they turn their attention on you.

I use SCIENCE!to immunize myself against raptor attacks.
by dzamie
Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307292

Re: Escape from Raptors

Your death ray overheats trying to target all of them, eventually falling to earth with sufficient velocity to kill you on impact.

I throw Beret Guy at a raptor in desperation.
by dzamie
Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 268185

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish for Emanual Abrams-Hank's drivel with Downs.

Granted, you now possess a poorly-written autobiography about life with Downs Syndrome.

I wish for a cup of water.
by dzamie
Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 268185

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish for dillos.

Several thousand armadillos fall on your house.

I wish I had a rival.
by dzamie
Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307292

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors eat you, thinking you an easy source of meat.

I drop a mountain from the edge of Earth's gravity well.
by dzamie
Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 268185

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Earthling on Mars wrote:I wish I had a quantum particle.

Granted, it's currently near your hand. Don't try to find it, or it might stop existing.

I wish I had half a piece of paper.
by dzamie
Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 268185

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish for a bay gull.

Granted, you now have a white avian flapping madly about in your home.

I wish to delay Half-Life 3.
by dzamie
Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1829826

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Jorpho wrote:I gotta get in on this. What font are you folks using these days? That one used by Mr. Mathmannix is particularly impressive.

Don't know what others are using, but I just find an xkcd strip with the letters I need and copy/paste.
by dzamie
Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Karen was Keith yesterday.
by dzamie
Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Battle carriers, postulating the parallel pie promoter, groped cake.
by dzamie
Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1829826

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I guess this is a thing now.
All aboard the Turtle Train; next stop: I am a turtle.

1098 and, of course, 889.
by dzamie
Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307292

Re: Escape from Raptors

Raptors drop down from helicopters with harnesses/tethers on. They devour you and are then pulled safely back onboard the choppers. “No! I must kill the raptors” I shouted The radio said “No, dzamie. You are the raptors” And then dzamie was the raptors. Being the raptors, I/they have no need to kill...
by dzamie
Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 268185

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

OrbitalFacePalm9001 wrote:I wish for blubber.

Granted. You now appear to be morbidly obese, but can survive at low temperatures.

I wish Tomlidich the second had responded to the correct post.
by dzamie
Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1307: "Buzzfeed Christmas"
Replies: 33
Views: 7355

Re: 1307: "Buzzfeed Christmas"

12 best drummers of all time 11 pipers whose jaw-droppingly good piping will make you cry You won't believe what these 10 lords leap over 9 craziest-dancing ladies of 2013 8 weird ways science has changed maids a-milking Has nature gone insane with these 7 swimming swans? 6 miraculous geese whose e...
by dzamie
Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's catastrophically flustered electronic catapults' Catalonian cattle carriers, carefully catalyzing Carl's cats' parallel cat dispenser, carved no symphonic cake cartographically.

Wow, we've got a long ways to go to reverse all of the cats.
by dzamie
Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's catastrophically categorized electronic caterpillar catapults' Catalonian cattle carriers, carefully catalyzing Carl's draconian cats' catatonic catamaran's cat dispenser, carved no carrot cake cartographically.
by dzamie
Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's catastrophically categorized caterwauling caterpillar catapults' Catalonian cattle carriers, carefully catalyzing Carl's draconian cats' catatonic catamaran's cat catalog, carved no carrot cake cartographically.


I agree with faubiguy.
by dzamie
Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1829826

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I should probably jump on this bandwagon.
by dzamie
Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's catastrophically categorized caterwauling caterpillar catapults' cattle carriers, carefully catalyzing Carl's cats' catatonic cat catalog, carved carrot.
by dzamie
Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's cat's cat is rarely in my cats' cat.
by dzamie
Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

my friend Catherine's cat is in my friend Catherine.
by dzamie
Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

I is not A.
by dzamie
Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Dead, I teleported, appending ucalegons to mere hexaflexagons. LOL.
by dzamie
Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Not dead, I teleported Uranus, appending ucalegons to mere hexaflexagons. LOL.
by dzamie
Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 268185

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

bug sniper wrote:I wish I could pet a head in life.

Granted. You now have the irrational desire to caress the tops of strangers' skulls.

I wish Fox News would be even sillier.
by dzamie
Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Barely literate, moldy ale evaporated, appending ucalegons unobtrusively to append more hexaflexagons.

Wow, we destroyed the apples quickly.
by dzamie
Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

LISTEN: Appearing literate, limited dragons linked, appreciating apples' moldy ale and evidently evaporated, appending apples aptly: "Apples, apples, apples, apple and apples."

I guess the apples had to stop eventually. Time to float back towards chaos.
by dzamie
Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1829826

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Ubik wrote:Maybe the data was being collected all the time.

And he just wasn't graphing it then? Makes sense.
by dzamie
Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

APPLES! Appearing alliterative, applicable apples applied, appreciating Apple's apples' apple ale and appealingly apparated, appending ample apples aptly: "Apples, apples, apples, apple and apples."
by dzamie
Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

APPLES! Apples applied apples' apple's apple juice and apparated with ample apples aptly: "Apple's apple's apples apple apples."

Apples aren't known for their spoken grammar, hence apple is a verb to them.
by dzamie
Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

APPLES! Apples applied apples' apple's apple juice and conversed with ample apples aptly: "Apple's apple's apples are apples."
by dzamie
Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2315
Views: 307292

Re: Escape from Raptors

The debt collectors are also raptors, who vanish in a puff of logic upon trying to take themselves as collateral. The other raptors are free to eat you.

I make sure to keep at least 5 cans of Bonk! Cola on me at all times.
by dzamie
Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Punctually, Joseph drank your apple juice and conversed with it irately because your apple's apples are apples.
by dzamie
Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Punctually, Joseph drank your carrot juice and conversed with it often because your apple's apples are apples.
by dzamie
Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 661789

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Punctually, Joseph drank your carrot juice and conversed with it often because your apples and pears are obnoxious.

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