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by Exodies
Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

htom wrote:Maybe Megan's been off making tiny flags, and Cueball and Megan dolls.

And a forum and versions of us with tiny squeaky voices
by Exodies
Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Perhaps a group of us should look into this. Call it the Congregation for the Doctrine of Temporal Faith, or something. Nobody would expect that. Excuse me! I am the Prefect of the Congregatio pro Doctrina Temporis (check the wiki and this ), we don't need to create one. Excellent. Dera...
by Exodies
Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

A time joke An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But Grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?&...
by Exodies
Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

You don't waste Time, Time wastes you.

Chumbawumba
by Exodies
Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Hymn to frame 47
"Whatever shall we do, oh lord"
by Exodies
Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

peewee_RotA wrote:
AionArap wrote:
peewee_RotA wrote:
AionArap wrote:Quote fail.


O.k.


Fail wrote:Confession: I really want to dress emo, just for a day to see the reactions I get. But I don't fit into tight jeans and my eyes lack despair.


Touché.


Image

3 Ché
by Exodies
Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/eb0baae73a55b5545cf8068fbd831074151bdfadf2dd2cbac1458c12880475e8.png *Gulp* Clearly my misguided, heretical, falsely-enlightened thoughts have angered the Randall. The One True Comic is threatening me with the sign of the beast. http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2528/41...
by Exodies
Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/eb0baae73a55b5545cf8068fbd831074151bdfadf2dd2cbac1458c12880475e8.png Why do you keep interrupting this discussion with your cheesy cartoons? But but but... I love cheese. Who could love cheese when the alternative is giant gambas roasted in butter, garlic and pastis?
by Exodies
Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

AionArap wrote:Image

Why do you keep interrupting this discussion with your cheesy cartoons?
by Exodies
Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Just because you can string the words together, doesn't mean they make any sense. Oh, wait.
by Exodies
Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Sorry for the delay, I was comatose:

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gives her one.
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Just checking
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Of course. Have we become mind readers?
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

What a difference the comma makes in "Helping your uncle Jack, off his horse" and "Let's eat, Grandma". Surely if you were instructing me to assist my uncle Jack in dismounting a horse, "Help your uncle Jack off his horse", with no comma, would be correct. Ambiguous, y...
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Helper wrote:
mybrainhurts wrote:So you probably also do quotation marks with your fingers? :lol:
OK, at least that's (almost) a standard Pope gesture... :mrgreen:

Well obviously! Dot and all! (Don't ask where the dot comes from...)

I know I shouldn't ask, but this has got me stumped. Where does the dot come from?
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

It has! Didn't think of that. Thanks. When you're surrounded by neurotic, obsessive-compulsive, detail-oriented, sleep-deprived Timewaiters bored in between newpix, you'll get a lot of grammar-pouncing... Like maybe noticing that your sig should be "Where to, Guv?" if "guv" is a...
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

It has! Didn't think of that. Thanks.
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

https://sslimgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/9afac8bc8b182103a28f21b3a7e453d830102c3b4c8d31a0255669aafad0dca3.png It be an river!!! Shouldn't that be 'Its actually retreated' (no apostrophe)? Does 'Any idea where the river is now?' imply that she knew where it was before, and as her information source is C...
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

bob443@mahaska.org wrote:Is there anywhere I can see each individual frame?


I didn't really get the joke on day 1, and didn't look back 'til today. I think I missed a bunch of stuff.


You haven't missed anything. We still don't get the joke after moving our entire virtual and spiritual lives on here.
by Exodies
Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Time"

Perhaps the details (in this case towers) are getting bigger for another pan and zoom-out
by Exodies
Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Added: Meaning regular old schedule since Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( into the future Outside sped up, not the regular even-older schedule. Well really that Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') into the future woll-did be on either schedule. Well, ic meant that there ha...
by Exodies
Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Looks like we still have longpix. NNooooo hwæt have we done to forsake thee.FULL STOPFULL STOP oh guys ic just have-did an crazy idea, hwæt if today he hath them posting at random times throughout the day, like FULL STOP 2 hours before the next an, 1.5 hours after that 45 minutes and so on I think ...
by Exodies
Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

Questions for overlord Randall? Erm.FULL STOPFULL STOP How much semen be soluble in an coffee solution at room temperature? How big of an catapult woll-did an have to build to fling an person to the moon? How doth the rate of an continuously updating webcomic affect the amount of posts it generates...
by Exodies
Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

ic have an old reel tape with an copy of the first text adventure game on it. The game be-did called "adventure"FULL STOP eow be in an maze of twisty passages, all alike Those be-did the days. This game cost me an statistically significant portion of an grade point :wink: Oh, it be-did al...
by Exodies
Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

ic've been away for an lot of TimeFrames, could someone make an summary of the last 7 or so newpages? And most importantly, have ic finally become Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer? We had a referendum and voted for unilateralism so I decided everyone would be pope. Apart from one person. And tha...
by Exodies
Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

Heh, remember helping some downtrodden soul collect up the scattered six inch cardstack they be-did carrying into the lab, after they abruptly encountered someone leaving. Indeed, they did weep. ic'll wager ænigmon whose innermost essence ever punched an stack cringes reading this, as well. No, ic ...
by Exodies
Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

I fear we've become sidetracked. Look again at the slow animated gif of the first few frames on [url]explainxkcd[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:time-animated.gif/url] - they are waiting for something, possibly a rising tide. They get bored and start to fidget. They find somethi...
by Exodies
Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

I've just forgotten for the moment, someone please remind me how much electricity the 1 True Comic has consumed planetwide
by Exodies
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Having only one pope is an Outsider heresy. Timewaiters should all be popes. Apart from one. And when we drink the caffeinatedsemencancerbaby liquid it turns into the blood of the one. Obviously when we urinate the blood of the one it has to be transfused into her/him/it.
by Exodies
Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

How many of the folk still here have been here since the very beginning? I first saw it at frame 13. I saw the comic, later I read the board. After a while I requested a password reset for my abandoned account. Some time passed before I posted a comment. I don't have the frame numbers for these eve...
by Exodies
Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

The division between the Magic Kingdom period and the Megan period maketh no sense. I propose moving the boundary to the "Later" "Bye!" frame, as afterwards Megan be alone, which maketh sense as the beginning of her... era. Incidentally, if sacrifice of virgins be required at a ...
by Exodies
Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

<snip> I don't reckon we be paying close enough attention to the one comic. For example, hwæt's happening in frame 47? I've read a shirtload of posts and not found any explanation for Cueball's walk towards the water, gaze across it and then return.<snip> He dipped his toe in the liquid to establis...
by Exodies
Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

We should have realised that the trébuchet destruction would only take place in the middle section. Cueball removed the two expensively produced sand flags from that area; the others are still hanging. I don't think we are paying close enough attention to the one comic. For example, what's happening...
by Exodies
Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106543
Views: 41690135

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Helper wrote:
Tass wrote:And that spelling sayeth next to nothing about how you pronounce it.

He obviously means he pronounces it "tee - be wierd ee - bee- you- see eitch - ee - tee".


I'm calling the police. He pronounces aitch as eitch. There. I did it. They'll be here shortly. Would you listen to that noise?
by Exodies
Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:56 am UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-if 0007: "Everybody Out"
Replies: 350
Views: 59466

Re: What-if 0007: Everybody Out

Youse brutes are being held back by your obsession with a brute force departure. Why not simply leave the Higgs bosons behind, take off with the wind and pick up some new mass once in interstellar space?
by Exodies
Thu May 03, 2012 8:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1049: "Bookshelf"
Replies: 867
Views: 121262

Re: 1049: "Bookshelf"

I'm reading my ass off in this thread but haven't found what I'm looking for, so I'll ask directly:
which has the better pay-off - Objectivism or Scientology?
by Exodies
Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1049: "Bookshelf"
Replies: 867
Views: 121262

Re: 1049: "Bookshelf"

Munroe & Romney
Randall & Rand

We have the beginings of a pattern
by Exodies
Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1044: “Romney Quiz”
Replies: 213
Views: 55635

Re: 1044: “Romney Quiz”

Yoduh wrote:I think the other half of the joke is this thread, which I'm beginning to think Randal does on purpose.


That would be trolling
by Exodies
Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1044: “Romney Quiz”
Replies: 213
Views: 55635

Re: 1044: “Romney Quiz”

Romney, Munroe - is there even a differenc? y u?

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