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Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:03 am UTC
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 31429

### Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

Then there's the mathematician G. H. Hardy, who before a particularly rough sea crossing sent a postcard announcing that he had found a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, as an insurance policy--as soon as he returned safely he recanted the claim and explained that he knew God would never let him die...
Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:01 pm UTC
Topic: 0526: "Converting to Metric"
Replies: 429
Views: 92298

### Re: "Converting to Metric" Discussion

It's nice to know that there are other people in this world who care about safe driving (too bad none of them live in the US :| ). It's gotten to the point where I actually like road construction on the highway because it gives me the excuse to drive at a reasonable speed. I wish I could drive at t...
Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:57 am UTC
Topic: 0526: "Converting to Metric"
Replies: 429
Views: 92298

### Re: "Converting to Metric" Discussion

Now I need to come up with something relevant so that I'm not accused of meme furthering... meh, screw it. I'm an American that supports American metricisation. And British spelling. :) God fuck you Midwestern scum. We'll use absurd fractions of light-seconds, but we will spell them to be easily co...
Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:24 pm UTC
Topic: 0526: "Converting to Metric"
Replies: 429
Views: 92298

### Re: Converting to Metric

Monika wrote:
SocialSceneRepairman wrote:A meter is the width of a twin bed.

Uh, not really. By twin bed, you mean one half of a double-bed, right? Those are typically 80 cm or 90 cm. Or did you mean a bed for two persons? The smaller ones of those start at about 140 cm.

The standard US width for a twin bed is 39 inches, or 99.06 cm.
Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:09 am UTC
Topic: 0526: "Converting to Metric"
Replies: 429
Views: 92298

### Re: Converting to Metric

If you think about it, most of the Metric system has three basic constraints: the second, water, and the speed of light. The second isn't bound to change any time soon, water at STP will always have the same density, and the speed of light... well yeah. Wikipedia defines the Metre as: "... the...
Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:35 am UTC
Topic: 0526: "Converting to Metric"
Replies: 429
Views: 92298

### Re: Converting to Metric

I tend to remember it as: a gram is an almond. A meter is the width of a twin bed. A liter is...well, a liter.

The trick is, whenever you hear an imperial unit, convert it in your head to metric. Then when metric units come along, you'll have a pretty good idea what they mean.
Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:53 am UTC
Topic: 0526: "Converting to Metric"
Replies: 429
Views: 92298

### Re: Converting to Metric

linguistic wrote:...thirds gives you that awkward irrational 3.33etc...

You know, you'd think a guy named "linguistic"...
Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:18 am UTC
Topic: 0524: "Party"
Replies: 141
Views: 30781

### Re: "Party" Discussion

axilog14 wrote:Was I the only person here who thought BHM was non-Rickrolling BHG upon seeing this comic?

I lose.

I'm almost sure he was. That looks like the same girl from "Journal 3"
Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:27 pm UTC
Topic: 0526: "Converting to Metric"
Replies: 429
Views: 92298

### Re: Converting to Metric

No one else has realized that a peanut M&M isn't that heavy? I don't have one to weigh, but a peanut is about half a gram; there isn't that much chocolate, is there?

(And given Randall's track record, this comic will be what finally pushes us to make the switch completely...)
Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:02 am UTC
Topic: 0179: "E to the Pi times I"
Replies: 161
Views: 55019

### Re: e to pi times i

1/149896274?
Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:03 am UTC
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 31429

### Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

mmx49 wrote:...I've done this before, for exactly the same reasons.

And now you know who's listening.
Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:03 am UTC
Topic: 0524: "Party"
Replies: 141
Views: 30781

### Re: "Party" Discussion

Needs more "Won't Get Fooled Again."
Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:38 pm UTC
Topic: 0524: "Party"
Replies: 141
Views: 30781

### Re: "Party" Discussion

Vicious203 wrote:Isn't it a verb?

I accidentally (past-tense verb) the whole economy. Is this bad?

Also, first ever post, woo hoos all around

I thought that was the joke: once upon a time, someone accidentally the verb in a sentence explaining his previous mistake, and the rest is history.
Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:54 am UTC
Topic: 0524: "Party"
Replies: 141
Views: 30781

### Re: "Party" Discussion

sje46 wrote:
SocialSceneRepairman wrote:Well, we now know what the mainstream meme of 2009 will be.

Oh god no.

You're right. I should have said "Mainstream meme of MMIX." For alliteration. 'msorry.
Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:21 am UTC
Topic: 0524: "Party"
Replies: 141
Views: 30781

### Re: "Party" Discussion

Well, we now know what the mainstream meme of 2009 will be.
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:29 am UTC
Replies: 131
Views: 25913

These are jokes. These are only jokes. Actual search records may will differ. Move along.
Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:10 pm UTC
Topic: 0513: "Friends"
Replies: 914
Views: 226353

### Re: "Friends" Discussion

Only on the XKCD forum could this discussion start to go over my head...
Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:42 pm UTC
Topic: 0515: "No One Must Know"
Replies: 169
Views: 31221

### Re: "No One Must Know " Discussion

Three words: Special Victims Unit.

I was laughing at this comic...until I saw that video. Just...holy fuck.

(He's admitted to vaporizing people, though, so why is this a surprise?)
Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:54 pm UTC
Topic: 0514: "Simultaneous"
Replies: 144
Views: 29711

### Re: "Simultaneous" Discussion

seladore wrote:I think they are both SR jokes. The twin paradox comes from SR, not GR.

As I recall, the paradox comes from special relativity, but the resolution comes from general relativity...
Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:11 am UTC
Topic: 0514: "Simultaneous"
Replies: 144
Views: 29711

### Re: "Simultaneous" Discussion

Consider that the distance between the events is under half a meter...and the distance between the events and the observer is between one and one and a half meters... Yer a wild thing, ain'tcher? And yes, it took me far too long to get that joke. Almost thirty seconds. (I can't believe I'd just thou...
Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:42 am UTC
Topic: 0513: "Friends"
Replies: 914
Views: 226353

### Re: Friends Discussion

I think far too many people are agreeing with this comic...missing the point juuust a little. Although it's kind of a...well-worn point, isn't it...? Then again, I don't believe I could ever give anyone all they wanted in life, so my plan is just to have as much random sex as my looks and personalit...
Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:30 pm UTC
Topic: 0507: "Experimentation"
Replies: 111
Views: 24367

### Re: "Experimentation" Discussion

I'm going to guess there wasn't a "gay guys" or "straight girls" control group. Or a "gay girls" control group, for that matter. It's possible control groups A and B differed in the emotional intimacy of the relationship? It'd have to be blind for the A-group, though......
Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:33 am UTC
Topic: 0507: "Experimentation"
Replies: 111
Views: 24367

### Re: "Experimentation" Discussion

Frankly, I still think you're a troll, although you've improved in subtlety since your first post, and I should say why. A: With all the gay jokes and allusions in XKCD, you still chose this strip to call Randall out, and act surprised that the strip takes the position it's taken for years. B: Your ...
Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:23 pm UTC
Topic: 0507: "Experimentation"
Replies: 111
Views: 24367

### Re: "Experimentation" Discussion

Far, far too obvious - 2/10.
Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:09 am UTC
Topic: 0507: "Experimentation"
Replies: 111
Views: 24367

### Re: "Experimentation" Discussion

I can't be the only one thinking "how many seconds before this has three hotlinks on every nerdy, less-than-savory Internet board?"
Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:07 am UTC
Topic: 0506: "Theft of the Magi"
Replies: 136
Views: 33183

### Re: "Theft of the Magi" Discussion

So twisted.

Kinda makes me think of that Killers' version of Santa...

"Oh, Santa, I've been killing just for fun."
"Well the party's over kid, because I, because I got a bullet in my gun!"
Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:33 pm UTC
Topic: 0503: "Terminology"
Replies: 292
Views: 48540

### Re: Terminology

The guy who planned the hospital I work at clearly fell asleep in geography. Aside from the fact that the entrance is on level 2, along with ward north 1, surgical unit 1 is on level 3. Fortunately west 3 and 4 are on the correctly named level. However. The ward that lies due east of west ward and ...
Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:13 am UTC
Topic: 0504: "Legal Hacks"
Replies: 186
Views: 36180

### Re: "Legal Hacks" Discussion

madhollywood wrote:It would have been a pretty clever approach to keep RSA classified as weaponry although pray tell, what well-regulated militia would it serve?

Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:13 am UTC
Topic: 0503: "Terminology"
Replies: 292
Views: 48540

### Re: Terminology

How about we just make it top-down and thus a moot point?

Possibly with a rotation animation.
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:05 am UTC
Topic: 0503: "Terminology"
Replies: 292
Views: 48540

### Re: Terminology

My first thought seeing this comic: "when did Randall move?" Look, you guys (starting around...say, Syracuse) are west of the part of the country where you can actually tell the states apart from each other and where cities don't have to be 400 miles apart to tell the difference. That make...
Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:13 am UTC
Topic: 0496: "Secretary: Part 3"
Replies: 114
Views: 23736

### Re: Secretary: Part 3

there was this scottish guy in the US who was on death row for like 25 years after neglecting a child he was meant to be babysitting- by leaving the house for a few minutes, and then the house burnt down while he was out; eventually he was aquitted but thats not the point. :? ...he was convicted of...
Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:37 pm UTC
Topic: 0496: "Secretary: Part 3"
Replies: 114
Views: 23736

### Re: Secretary: Part 3

Paranoid Android wrote:Well he got arrested for it

Dont they execute people for murder or manslaughter over in the US?

Murder, sometimes - never in Massachusetts, unless the victim's some sort of fed.

Manslaughter...capital punishment for manslaughter?! Do even the Singaporeans do that?
Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:52 am UTC
Topic: 0488: "Steal This Comic"
Replies: 347
Views: 54530

### Re: Steal This Comic

It's very similar to offering a book store of free "shared" books to anyone who wants a free copy. Whether or not it's "right", people have good cause to get pissed off. ...on the grounds that 90% of those who have read this post are thinking the same thing I am, I'm not going t...
Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:40 am UTC
Topic: 0488: "Steal This Comic"
Replies: 347
Views: 54530

### Re: "Steal This Comic" Discussion

...so sorry.
Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:12 am UTC
Topic: 0481: "Listen to Yourself"
Replies: 173
Views: 36855

### Re: "Listen to Yourself" Discussion

Also, is it same to assume that I'm not the only person who saw that button, and instantly thought of the comic, than came straight to the forums? It's quite same to assume that, as well as to assume that you're not the only one who posted before actually reading through the thread, or learning bas...
Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:33 pm UTC
Topic: 0481: "Listen to Yourself"
Replies: 173
Views: 36855

### Re: "Listen to Yourself" Discussion

Am I the only one who noticed that Youtube has an "audio preview" button now?
Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:58 am UTC
Topic: 0481: "Listen to Yourself"
Replies: 173
Views: 36855

### Re: "Listen to Yourself" Discussion

Holy crap...

It's official. The battle for the Internet has ended.
Sat May 24, 2008 4:27 am UTC