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by Patman
Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: The Martial Arts Thread
Replies: 366
Views: 27872

Re: The Martial Arts Thread

I decided to try to cut off circulation to his arm by squeezing tight on it while flexing my bicep. Why would you do this? I didn't know any way to take him down without guillotines A guillotine is usually a counter to a takedown... not a take down itself. Also it seems fair enough to me that your ...
by Patman
Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:08 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Annoying words, and Words You Hate
Replies: 1969
Views: 475544

Re: Annoying words, and Words You Hate

I dislike fulfillment as it is hard to say properly.
by Patman
Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, here's a trowel, rake and hoe.

I wish for immunity.
by Patman
Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:11 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: The Martial Arts Thread
Replies: 366
Views: 27872

Re: The Martial Arts Thread

Kata was a big part of the first MA I ever did, George 'Belt Factory' Dilman affiliated Ryuku Kempo. I found it quite satisfying to perfect Kata. In retrospect I would have preferred to have perfected something like salsa. Salsa is far sexier than Kata. There plenty of representative drills or 'circ...
by Patman
Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Annoying words, and Words You Hate
Replies: 1969
Views: 475544

Re: Annoying words, and Words You Hate

My favourite annoying words in bold . Moist said by other males makes my insides invert. My old girlfriends mother used to call the cat pussy , imagine your potential in law calling to her sweet pussy. Vadge on that note is also pretty uck, makes me think of wads of meat. Tissue also welds aural dis...
by Patman
Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Not granted, there's no apostrophe in the plural of Nazi.

I wish for a moderate amount of deliciously scrumptious frozen yoghurt. Yum!
by Patman
Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1037177

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Yeastie Boys
by Patman
Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Damn ninjas. 5pm sunny and delicious.
by Patman
Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you have discovered a passion for brit-pop and your ipod is getting shit.

I wish I had a mini-longboard that I could ride on this lovely day.
by Patman
Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you can't really enjoy it because you have the bad taste of meanness still in your mouth. And everyone loves me, I did a survey.

I wish I had back flippin skills.
by Patman
Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 131707

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^drinks too much coffee, stays up way too late, bites heads off chickens
by Patman
Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Being blind you 'see' with a cane just as well in both the night and the day.

I wish I could see visible light spectrum with a completely and readably controllable sensitivity.
by Patman
Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you now have exceptional stupidity and copyright propaganda is unquestionable.

I wish I was immune to wish corruption.
by Patman
Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

-5 points for you HarleyQuinn.

I wish to enjoy copious amounts of coffee and beer on a gorgeous summers day.
by Patman
Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you now know where it was. However this trivia is unimpressive and you still don't know where JONES 101 is.

I wish we all cartwheeled instead of walking.
by Patman
Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, because you have never had classes before tomorrow noon, you now have no education whatsoever.

I wish I was completely ambidextrous.
by Patman
Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 131707

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^Typical psychic, never saw THIS coming.
by Patman
Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 281837

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Pee, If I can't pee I'll explode.

Any one up for a cool adds?
by Patman
Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 281837

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

The moas are all gone now. Try ostrich.

How low can you go?
by Patman
Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for flawed assumption, banning can happen anywhere (almost).
by Patman
Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because animé trivia is soo Shania Twain...
by Patman
Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 131707

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^Is more Philips than Sony.
by Patman
Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 281837

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Simply put, GILF; a Grand mother I would Like to Fluff.

What is that growth?
by Patman
Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439393

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you now have the private parts of a female.

I wish I was just a tad more caffeinated!
by Patman
Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1037177

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

RZA
by Patman
Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1731331

Re: Hugs!

Banned for having friends.
by Patman
Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for banning ninjas.
by Patman
Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: The Martial Arts Thread
Replies: 366
Views: 27872

Re: The Martial Arts Thread

Dibley wrote:it is well suited to dealing with your average asshole

There is no evidence Akido practitioners are any more or less hygienic than anyone else.
by Patman
Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned, being atheist is soo typical for XKCD... :roll:
by Patman
Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Hip-Hop and Rap
Replies: 104
Views: 12457

Re: Hip-Hop and Rap

I just started listening to The Cool Kids. They remind me a lot of N.E.R.D and it is all very catchy.
by Patman
Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:37 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: The Martial Arts Thread
Replies: 366
Views: 27872

Re: The Martial Arts Thread

I really dislike the Cliché "It's not the martial art, it's the martial artist", why must all martial arts be equally efficient?
by Patman
Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because what you call high school, we call college.
by Patman
Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:36 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Childhood (not so) crackpot theories
Replies: 435
Views: 72928

Re: Childhood (not so) crackpot theories

Actually not crackpot: I remember thinking as a young kid abuot light- if I could get 2 mirrors and trap a lightbeam between them, would it stay there forever? And if so, could I add light to it until there was a really bright bit of light? (bah, a few decades earlier and I could have invented lase...
by Patman
Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for banning me twang.
by Patman
Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for your primal post count.
by Patman
Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for getting het up over the debt up.
by Patman
Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179698

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for hurting my internet.
by Patman
Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Childhood (not so) crackpot theories
Replies: 435
Views: 72928

Re: Childhood (not so) crackpot theories

I have always thought you would be able to see a shimmer or something anyway; tru invisibility would be epicly hard That shimmer is what makes invisilbility cool. Also, true invisibility is impossible, as you'd need tiny holes to let light into some visual system, or it would just be dark inside th...
by Patman
Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:49 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Hummus + x = delicious. Solve for x.
Replies: 96
Views: 10415

Re: Hummus + x = delicious. Solve for x.

*Shrug* It's been so long that I honestly don't remember the difference. I same you. Try fry's braal flavoured soy-sages are totally swede pop. I had to check the packet twice even! Also try: Hummus - (chickpeas + lemon juice) = tahini It's the sesame seed version of peanut butter and it is mega yum.
by Patman
Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:43 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Really good ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING food
Replies: 292
Views: 57393

Re: Really good ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING food

Jam (fruit preserve) and blue cheese on crackers (crisp bread). YUM.
Also in Wellington NiZ you are more likely to get aoli (Garlic egg-mayo) with chips (fries) than tomato sauce.

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