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by crickets
Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3587273

Re: Rant Thread

I'm extremely annoyed with myself right now. Mostly cause all i can do is think about sex, and doing sexy things and i feel terribly guilty about the whole mess because i don't see my lady enough. Constantly reminding her that i want to go bang her makes me seem like a terrible person, i'm sure... A...
by crickets
Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 346583

Re: The drnuk thread

I am consuming alcohol and watching buffy. If I had pills I'd consume them. I want to not remember. Who are you, and why aren't you at my house right now? No one ever wants to get drunk and watch buffy and let me cuddle them. I like being comforting to people. Though, the only thing i actually don'...
by crickets
Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9396023

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I bought a box of pot of gold for the guy who lives upstairs in my house.... and i'm seriously considering eating them and buying a different, less interesting box of chocolates for him tomorrow. Also: I BOUGHT GROCERIES. I'd say i bought groceries like a real grownup, but that'd be a lie. I bought ...
by crickets
Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:02 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Transexuality
Replies: 318
Views: 33785

Re: Transexuality

I'm about to get a little rambley in here ...

No, you're not.

-Az
by crickets
Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Confession:

I think we might be making the same mistakes all over again. I don't know how to deal with this. I need more reassurance than she can give me, and i'm trying to be patient.

But i can't also help but be paranoid.

The two things do not go together.
by crickets
Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9396023

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

That totally explains /everything/... including why she never seems to age....

thanks for solving that mystery for me.
by crickets
Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13432
Views: 1775666

Re: Today You Learned

How to not make rice crispy treats. I'm amazed at my ability to do things wrong. Also: That for some reason, the espresso machine at my work has two ways of turning on... one of which is "on" and one if which is "make marilyn panic cause it won't heat up". who designs these thing...
by crickets
Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9396023

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Man, do you ever wonder if people on talk shows just automatically look under their chairs?

Or do you wait for the "surprise"?

What would it take to get on Oprah's christmas gift show?

And why, why do i care?
by crickets
Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

I really need to stop talking to my ex significant others. Really. And today my best friend told me that he thinks we should get married.... and i'm not entirely certain he was 100% kidding. Nor am i 100% sure i'd say no... There's something spectacularly comforting about having someone in your life...
by crickets
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:13 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1824
Views: 484533

Re: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?

Right now, my book for at-work is Four Past Midnight by Steven King

i'm having a really hard time finding new books to read. To the point that i'll read /anything/ that comes my way. Hoorah!
by crickets
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What is your favourite book?
Replies: 808
Views: 312558

Re: What is your favourite book?

Zod Wollop and Resume With Monsters (William Browning Spencer). These are brilliant books no one i know has ever read unless i made them. Why? Why does no one know? I will personally mail delicious treats to someone who can tell me they've read one of these.... In addition: White Oleander The Prince...
by crickets
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:03 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Who still uses film for photography?
Replies: 11
Views: 2836

Re: Who still uses film for photography?

I wouldn't say i'm much of a photographer, but every shoot i've ever done i used film. My camera is from... 1973, i believe, and belonged to my father. It's a cute little (huge, actually) Nikon 35 mm and it take pretty good pictures. I mean, i'm broke so i buy the cheapest film i can get my hands on...
by crickets
Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:28 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Unethical careers
Replies: 84
Views: 8267

Re: Unethical careers

I honestly can't say i find any "careers" unethical. But then again, i have a very... uhm... loose? concept of ethics. I'm surprised "tobacco rep" didn't come up on your list of possibly objectionable careers though. Then again, would it really count for the lower level careers? ...
by crickets
Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Confession: this is night four that i have been up far too late making myself sick with anxiety over something i cannot change. I'm not sure how to stop caring so much about things i should, by all rights, be able to ignore. I feel completely torn. And I'd really like to walk away from everyone in m...
by crickets
Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13432
Views: 1775666

Re: Today You Learned

I taught myself how to make a macchiato.

And then drank it.
And realized it's a girly drink for girls. Therefore, i find it yummy.

I feel like a traitor....
by crickets
Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3587273

Re: Rant Thread

hey crickets, I think you can blame starbucks. At least in america (not sure where you are) they are the ones who come up with all the ridiculous names for coffee drinks. And I still refuse to call a "medium" a "grande" or a "large" a "venti" or a "small...
by crickets
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Ideas for dog tags.
Replies: 44
Views: 3222

Re: Ideas for dog tags.

I can tell i'm a terrible person by the fact that when i read dog tags i thought: Get the heart shaped ones and get "if lost, please return to (address here) Yep. I was thinking dog as in puppy. I'm a jerk. Though, i do think it's because earlier today i was discussing getting myself pet tags w...
by crickets
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086701

Re: Postify your facerity

I don't understand how or when i should post in here...
but i like this picture of me.

Spoiler:
Image
by crickets
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3587273

Re: Rant Thread

Still relevant: I'm starting to think that i'm going to end up like the female characters from Questionable Content. This is due largely to the fact that i now get annoyed when people ask for RETARDED coffee beverages. You can have anything off the menu board. You can have it with regular, skim or s...
by crickets
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3540192

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other brands!

I'm terrified of doctors. Correction: i'm terrified of doctors offices. Any gathering of strangers makes me upset, and i don't have someone to babysit me while i sit there making high pitched whimpery sounds. Heh. I got my birth control without even going into the doctors office. It was really busy ...
by crickets
Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Breasts: Yay Denby! Yay Jessica! :twisted: You Are One Of Us . Now you're taking an interesting foray into feminine (typically) eroticism. Of course, it comes at cost, but I find it generally worth it. :wink: I've always been told by my partners that somehow even without the parts I am a lady in be...
by crickets
Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:16 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Think Before Naming Your Child
Replies: 1622
Views: 353422

Re: Think Before Naming Your Child

I'm borrowing this story from a girl i know: Apparently she has a friend who wanted to name their child: Shiny Balloon Will Save All The Whales. And they wouldn't let them. So the child's name is now "Shiny Balloon Selahwehtllaevaslliw" Cause that end part is "will save all the whales...
by crickets
Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Confession: Am slightly drunk, extremely vulnerable, and after reading/skimming most everything that's happened in the past couple pages, am both more and less upset than i was. Not anticipating that. At all. Could have a lot to say. Well, i know i have a lot to say. But i'd rather just say: Confess...
by crickets
Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

I'm seriously considering volunteering to work on christmas day so i can stop feeling so bad about having nowhere to go. Not that no one has invited me over for christmas, it just feels weird... I don't want to intrude on anyone's christmas.... I helped my boss set up the christmas tree at work yest...
by crickets
Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Confession(1): I'm fairly certain i hate being right more than i hate being wrong.

Confession(2): I make a far better bestfriend than girlfriend, and that kind of crushes me.
by crickets
Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868631

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

confession: I've been drunking again~ :D well kinda not really, only a bit. I am also posting from the lady's computer. I also just realized she has an account here, but is too shy to post. You can harass her with PMs here: crickets :3333 confession2: I really need a car :/ And a million other thin...
by crickets
Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2421872

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

I suppose here is as good a place to start as any other.... According to recent findings, i am in fact human. Also female, though both of those come up for debate more than is necessarily average. I'm twenty two, and hail from Edmonton, Alberta. Currently investigating my propensity for both photogr...

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