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by crickets
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - #sharkweek on irc.foonetic.net

Soooooo i just got my first PAP test ever.... Yeah. The doctor was horrified that i'm on birth control but have never had one done. And while he was doing the exam, he noted that what i had thought was some sort of birth mark is actually a fungus. Ew. So now i have anti-fungus cream and have to go g...
by crickets
Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - #sharkweek on irc.foonetic.net

My ideal halloween costume is still Daria.

But no one gets it anymore.... And i need a Jane. Possibly a Trent.
by crickets
Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - #sharkweek on irc.foonetic.net

For makeup, i'd recommend going lighter with your skin tone, maybe a light brownish blush (instead of pinkish) in the hollows of your cheeks. Dark eyeliner extending out beyond the corners of your eyes, darker shadow on your lids, very very very light shadow from the crease up to your brow bone. May...
by crickets
Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - #sharkweek on irc.foonetic.net

I bought four pairs of jeans today! ON SALE. And they FIT. And they're in three different styles! YAY FOR EVERYTHING!
by crickets
Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

I'm still confused. During the months I don't bleed, do I ovulate at all? Does the lining build up and not shed? That sounds like it could lead to a nasty infection, though. I think you may be thinking too much in terms of months. I'm fairly certain the elements in the cycle stay the same, no matte...
by crickets
Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Unisex toilets in offices: Sure! In bars: No way! Basically, any time there's drunkenness involved, and i've had to use the toilet after a dude, it's not been pretty. Plus, bathroom sex is enough of a problem already and the idea of a very drunk guy following me into the washroom is less than okay w...
by crickets
Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3087252

Re: Postify your facerity

Once upon a time, some friends of mine and I had a "mustache party".

Spoiler:
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There were, i think, thirteen different 'staches in all.
by crickets
Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

As best i can tell, your body wouldn't "skip" periods... the cycle itself just gets longer. When i first started university, my diet went in the toilet, and i'm fairly certain that i was anemic, so Shark Week just stopped for a few months. I went to the doctor, and i wasn't pregnant, and w...
by crickets
Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:06 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2869261

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Bah. I have things i really feel like i need to talk about now, but i can't because i don't really remember them... How could something have happened if i don't remember it? What if it's all a big lie?

And how am i supposed to know?
by crickets
Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A Brown Leather Coat
Replies: 5
Views: 834

Re: A Brown Leather Coat

Get really, really dusty?

I can't think of much else that isn't really, really, /terribly/ dumb. Like sandpapering your coat or spraying it with matte-finish-spray. Which would be a bad idea and probably not work at all.
by crickets
Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How often do you shower or bathe?
Replies: 168
Views: 23281

Re: How often do you shower or bathe?

I shower every other day, and i shave once a week. If i'm particularly sweaty or dirty, i'll shower every day, but if i shampoo every day, i get a ball of fluff instead of hair. I select shampoos based on their ability to keep my hair clean-looking for two days in a row. I also shower at night, not ...
by crickets
Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2869261

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

I finally managed to look up the traffic rules at my university, and it seems that my scooter is indeed not sidewalk-legal. It goes something like this: 1. No driving on the sidewalk 2. Mopeds must stay in motor vehicle paths I'm assuming that a moped is close enough to an electric scooter, which i...
by crickets
Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Tin, I'm 6 feet tall, and I know what you're talking about. I love heels, though, and I love being tall, so I do my best to act like I don't feel self conscious. And if some guy gives me a hard time about being tall I just imply he's jealous because he has a small penis (and by imply I mean just te...
by crickets
Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2869261

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

So I'm getting antidepressants soon. I hope they help. Good for you! Also, remember that things can get worse at first as your brain chemicals adjust. First couple weeks after I started, I had to be talked down from suicide three times. It gets better, don't give up on them right away. It's also im...
by crickets
Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Cold Callers and you.
Replies: 91
Views: 87833

Re: Cold Callers and you.

Oh, as far as the workplace and telemarketing is concerned... we have (had?) a fictional employee. Said employee does not exist, yet when I was in tech support I heard various reps speak of meeting said fictional employee at a conference. Fun times. I don't think we use him anymore. Something about...
by crickets
Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What sites do you go on when you're bored?
Replies: 107
Views: 113154

Re: What sites do you go on when you're bored?

I found a lot of fun links off the 1000 awesome things blog. Including "My Life Is Average", and "Songs You Used To Love"
by crickets
Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Cold Callers and you.
Replies: 91
Views: 87833

Re: Cold Callers and you.

If the person listens to me the first time i say "no, but thank you. Have a great day!!", then i'm happy and it's all good. I have, occasionally, gotten a few people who wouldn't take no for an answer, and i usually just hang up the phone. I once had someone who called me work and just kep...
by crickets
Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2869261

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

My body is still trying to eat itself, and i'm utterly terrified. I spent ten minutes sitting on the sofa last night cause i wasn't sure that i could stand and have my legs support my weight. My right ankel is still randomly trying to flex itself, and i'm not sure /why/ this keeps happening. I know ...
by crickets
Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm not slacking, my /x/ is /y/ing
Replies: 52
Views: 4783

Re: I'm not slacking, my /x/ is /y/ing

At my work it's usually: I'm not slacking, we're just out of ingredients. Or, "I'm not slacking, i've just got stuff in the oven".
by crickets
Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

But they *do* fit. Which is what I'm saying. It's the leather or something that's giving me trouble. Can I use something to break them in faster? I just think the problem is something with the backs not being soft enough or something. All i know is that i had a pair of hard leather shoes that were ...
by crickets
Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Head Hair
Replies: 202
Views: 80462

Re: Head Hair

So, today i woke up to my hair being curly. How? No one knows! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/doodle_doll/154145.jpg http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/doodle_doll/154338.jpg Okay, so it's not that curly, but still! i am amused! And i wish i could duplicate these results.
by crickets
Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Head Hair
Replies: 202
Views: 80462

Re: Head Hair

@FlagPoleSitta:

Don't bleach your hair again if you're doing it the same colors. Especially for the black, it will work better if you're hair is already darker, and bleach is hell on your hairs.
by crickets
Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Head Hair
Replies: 202
Views: 80462

Re: Head Hair

FlagPoleSitta: Okay. The thing about trying to dye your hair black when it's already a light blonde (with semi-permanent dye, this is), is that you need to leave the dye on WAY longer. The further away you're going from your natural colour, the longer it needs to sit on there. I'd almost recommend w...
by crickets
Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Halloween (and Othertime) Costume Ideas
Replies: 262
Views: 48662

Re: Obligatory help Cue with a costume thread

I dressed as Firefox for halloween one year. I had a fox toque.... and the costume just went from there. Buy some orange pants and a shirt, and go buy a globe. Done!
by crickets
Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

I'm going to de-rail this serious discussion to show off my pretty, pretty dressses: (note, i know both of the pink ones are sort of clingy and a little tight in spots, i'm working on it....) http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/doodle_doll/09_08_13_6981_.jpg Birthday Dress! http://i10.photobucket...
by crickets
Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3587779

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

FUCK YOU, WORK. FUCK YOU. So, the cafe i work at is being sold. This has been a long time coming, and it's not that fact that upsets me. My bosses are sweet, fantastic people with a large family to support, and this place is sucking them dry. It's reasonable for them to sell. It's just that i have a...
by crickets
Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Heading for England
Replies: 107
Views: 7956

Re: Heading for England

Dude. Britain is a whole big country... and not synonymous with England. Maybe pick a city/general area you'd like to go, and then more people will be able to direct your travel.
by crickets
Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

I have a lump. It's been lurking near my groin/hip for at least three weeks and it's not gone away. :( The doctor's surgery is thataway and I need to register before I can make an appointment. That means spending my entire lunchbreak walking there and back... maybe I can catch a lift. Oh and also F...
by crickets
Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 397541

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

"No, just because this ONE tent is on sale does not mean ALL tents are on sale" ... "No, i cannot leave this cart full of BULLETS unattended for five minutes. THEY ARE BULLETS" If you ever want to meet some spectacularly ignorant people, work in a gas station. You work in a gas ...
by crickets
Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Socks for SexyTalon!
Replies: 77
Views: 9457

Re: Happy SocksyTalon Appreciation Day!

Multi socks for more awesome:

Spoiler:
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by crickets
Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 397541

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

"Yes, the outdoor shoelaces will work in your shoes if you wear them inside" "No, just because this ONE tent is on sale does not mean ALL tents are on sale" "Your library card is not viable proof of age." "No, i cannot leave this cart full of BULLETS unattended for...
by crickets
Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How I surprise people
Replies: 66
Views: 6158

Re: How I surprise people

I constatly surprise people by not being a complete and total idiot. I tend to act kind of spacey, and most of the time all i have to contribute to conversations are weird stories about people i know. I also spent a long, long time working in a gas station, and now i work in a small, very quiet cafe...
by crickets
Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

I work with many, many ladies and we have breast-related discussions frequently. Far too frequently i think. And now my boss knows my left boob is bigger than my right, so she always goes "You have nice boobs! Well, Lefty is nice." or other related things praising my larger breast. She and...
by crickets
Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

@cashew: Have you checked out Gladrags? I heard about it here, and they seem really neat and might give you some ideas for if you want to make your own. @crowey: they send you notes for that stuff?! Wow. You just reminded me that i should probably really go get that done too... but i don't wanna. I'...
by crickets
Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Bahah! I has a hair cut now! My boss cut my hair. At work. It feel sooooo nice now. Except it won't fit in a ponytail anymore, which is less good, but it needed to be trimmed back something fierce. The only downside to this is i wandered around work all day feeling mildly prickly with hair. Less tha...
by crickets
Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9397619

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

The guys who live above me now are crazy. Like, leaving every door in the house open kind of crazy. Doing laundry at midnight crazy. Running around above my head at eight in the morning with shoes on crazy.

I may lose it. Soon.
by crickets
Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2869261

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Fess: I can't stand that people hate me. Especially when it's only once i actually /tried/ to get something i want. Really want. Really, really really. It eats at me, but i can't make it go away without hurting me and the people i love most. *sigh* All the bitterness and rage and hurt directed towar...
by crickets
Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

It's probably the worry of abrading skin with it and not noticing due to lack of sensation. That's what i'm guessing. Same with electrolysis/laser apparently.
by crickets
Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3541156

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Edit2: It says on the website not to use it if you have diabetes. That's strange. Apparently people with diabetes are more likely to get infections from waxing, so maybe it has something to do with that? Also, loss of sensation in extremities often occurs with certain types of diabetes, so it may b...
by crickets
Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Head Hair
Replies: 202
Views: 80462

Re: Head Hair

Does anyone have any recommendations for a good detangling spray? My hair is pretty much indestructable...I use whatever shampoo and conditioner are on sale, and cruelty-free, if possible, and I dye it myself. I know this is bad, but the thing is, I get more compliments on my hair than anything els...

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