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by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

do we have a need for some kind of Holy Geophysicist? it seems to be a niche that fake Vatican based pope bloke has missed. I'm sure there are some rocks that would actually be pretty good at "waiting for it". But of course. As me, I hearby do solemnly swear, yee art now the Holy Geophysi...
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

bigcrag92 wrote:Alium? is that not garlic?

Nope, this is alium.
Image
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

bigcrag92 wrote:
Helper wrote:As Pope, I do solemnly appoint yee 'Apostolic Vistitator', Holiest of Holy Fun-Havers.
I'm not sure what that is, but I don't see anything wrong with handing out various jobs!



Yay random titles for everyone. go bureaucracy.

You can be the resident Holy Alium.
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

be ïc an thing? EDIT: Nope :cry:FULL STOP How woll ic continue to live now? Don't worry, we all reckon eow should be an thing. Either eöw or NoEdge should be pöpe. Ï nominate Helper and NoEdge as co-pöpes. New idea for Popes where n > 1: Up Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer, Down Vatican Milliner...
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

I think Cueball still somehow caused her fall. He's such a clutz, it's contagious. Jeez, who measures their scientists by interest in semen? I'm glad you're not in charge of hiring for a pharmaceuticals company or something. Who measures scientists? :wink: Probably the same freaks who watch the wat...
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

udscbt wrote:
KarMann wrote:
Helper wrote:WAIT. When did THE RECKONING end?

Judging by the clarity of my post observing the title reversion, and my post immediately preceding in which the RECKONING still took its toll (which was what led me to notice the change), almost exactly an hour ago.

An hwæt?

Ditto...
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

KarMann wrote:
Fantastic Idea wrote:Jeez, who measures their scientists by interest in semen? I'm glad you're not in charge of hiring for a pharmaceuticals company or something.

What makes you so sure he isn't?

Remember that one time you took some Tylenol and it tasted off? :twisted:
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

WAIT. When did THE RECKONING end?
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

Fantastic Idea wrote:Jeez, who measures their scientists by interest in semen? I'm glad you're not in charge of hiring for a pharmaceuticals company or something.

I would revolutionalize the semen-supplement industry :mrgreen:
by Helper
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

Man, Those of you wanking to stick figures are definitely over some kind of line. Also, it's funny to me that people have decided to email randall about forum-specific stuff, when he doesn't read the fora. Your semen jokes didn't weird him out at all, i'm sure. :wink: We've always been over a line....
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

logan.jpg Listen to me! You don't have to wait for it! It's a Lie! It's not One True Comic, it's Multiple Fictional Comics! I've been outside! You can go outside! You can build REAL sand castles! You can build REAL trebuchets! You can touch Peter Ustinov, but you don't have to! You can drink beer! ...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Time"

logan.jpg Listen to me! You don't have to wait for it! It's a Lie! It's not One True Comic, it's Multiple Fictional Comics! I've been outside! You can go outside! You can build REAL sand castles! You can build REAL trebuchets! You can touch Peter Ustinov, but you don't have to! You can drink beer! ...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

noooo wherefore be they angry at each other? [ic]be[/ic] they angry at each other? Or be it that joking sort of anger? ic didn't notice it could be that too until eow write-did it. it be quite hard to tell hwæt they be doing without faces. Indeed. there be two kinds of anger: the legitimately angry...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Whizbang wrote:
edo wrote:be it just me or doth it look like she’s… “presenting?”


Sexy androgynous stick figure be sexy.

Come now, who here hasn't had one or two guilty faps to Megan's stickish figure?
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

So, the conflict is over whether buffygirl is possesed, or if her hats are?
*burns hat wardrobe*
Hey, buffygirl, bad news...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Tіme"

І just tried it with а pair of red/blue 3D glasses. All it gives yo⁠u іs а headache. ic reckon we need to change the green to blue, and try again. How be mscha immune from the RECKONING? By substituting identical-looking Unicode characters. E.g. hwæt appears to be the coffee "an" be spell...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

Rosewinsall wrote:mooooooooooooo

Can I cook you?
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

By the way, ic'm an little fuzzy on the results of all the elections and appointments -- hwæt's the cardinality of the set of Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( into the future Cardinals now? it be all up to date http://xkcd-time.wikia.com/wiki/Timewaiters Interesting how ic be-did nomi...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

By the way, ic'm an little fuzzy on the results of all the elections and appointments -- hwæt's the cardinality of the set of Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( into the future Cardinals now? it be all up to date http://xkcd-time.wikia.com/wiki/Timewaiters Interesting how ic be-did nomi...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

He say-did posts that [ic]seemed[/ic] rational and sane, not posts that [ic]be-did[/ic] rational and sane - which maketh 0.3% seem an little low - an of the side-effects of reading this needle-pulled thing be that, after an while, it starts seeming rational after all.FULL STOPFULL STOP I'd imagine ...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

buffygirl wrote:ic must aloft! (yes, arch-cardinals tin fly)- Later!

Randall-speed!
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

So, has anybody managed to catch salmonella while I was gone?
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

Valarya wrote:whose innermost essence else hath been singing the goddamn Steve Miller Band all day long?

Me.
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Thanks for all the support/scary cultish devotion, everybody.

I, too, ought to coma ('cuz fuck you, insomnia; you still owe me money).

<3
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

KarMann wrote:
bigcrag92 wrote:ic'm going to comma for an few fortnight. See eow on the other side.

Just comma for an few periods?

Wouldn't that make a nap a semicomma?
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Questions for overlord Randall? Erm.FULL STOPFULL STOP How much semen be soluble in an coffee solution at room temperature? How big of an catapult woll-did an have to build to fling an person to the moon? How doth the rate of an continuously updating webcomic affect the amount of posts it generates...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Questions for overlord Randall? Erm.FULL STOPFULL STOP How much semen be soluble in an coffee solution at room temperature? How big of an catapult woll-did an have to build to fling an person to the moon? How doth the rate of an continuously updating webcomic affect the amount of posts it generates...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

ic vote for the goodest hat-wearer, Cardinal Buffygirl*FULL STOP * doth it get capped when it be wield-did with an title? there be not much precedent. Ladies and gentlemen of Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') into the future. The votes have now been counted, we be proud to announce the...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

ChronosDragon wrote:How much semen be soluble in an coffee solution at room temperature?

Surely experimental data would be trivial to gather...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Wait. hwæt doth an Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer do? And doth it involve virgins? Did we æfre get ænig replacements for those? There be-did talk of refurbishing some ex-virgins but ic reckon an Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer deserves fresh. I sent some in to be factory refurbished. But I...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

ic vote for the goodest hat-wearer, Cardinal Buffygirl*FULL STOP * doth it get capped when it be wield-did with an title? there be not much precedent. Ladies and gentlemen of Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( into the future. The votes have now been counted, we be proud to announce the...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

ic vote for the goodest hat-wearer, Cardinal Buffygirl*FULL STOP * doth it get capped when it be wield-did with an title? there be not much precedent. Ladies and gentlemen of Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( into the future. The votes have now been counted, we be proud to announce the...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

ic vote for the goodest hat-wearer, Cardinal Buffygirl*FULL STOP * doth it get capped when it be wield-did with an title? there be not much precedent. Ladies and gentlemen of Thing that keeps slipping into the future. The votes have now been counted, we be proud to announce the annointment of the f...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

All right folks! Let's vote! [sorry, been working on my hats]FULL STOP whose innermost essence be up? Up for hwæt?[/uote] Up to VOTE FOR Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer, of course! How many cardinals do we got online and paying attention [now that ic'm paying attention] - - but gooder be quick....
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

My prediction: An increase in both users and guests in this needle-pulled thing. As for the actual comic: ic have long since given up on predicting anything there. Ah we be predicting on the needle-pulled thing too? all correct, my prediction be that Helper woll get the 8000th stake. That seems unl...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

My prediction: An increase in both users and guests in this needle-pulled thing. As for the actual comic: ic have long since given up on predicting anything there. Ah we be predicting on the needle-pulled thing too? all correct, my prediction be that Helper woll get the 8000th stake. That seems unl...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

...the xkcd website is broken.
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

We have less than an timeframe to go before we reach both: ⋅ an outsider week since the initial strip and ⋅ (in The Creator's Thing that keeps slipping into the future zone) the outsider festival of japes known as 'April fools day' so, ic reckon there be an prættig good chance s...
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

thelonesoldier wrote:
hwæt ic want, be an huge zoom out that shows an enormous island absolutely full of sand-structures, all crafted by hand with infinite love and grace by Cueball and Megan.

Followed by an zoom out that shows an enormous Magic Death Star built by Black Hat Guy

Oh, I suppose :mrgreen:
by Helper
Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107238
Views: 50176500

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

ic reckon on this momentous page we should all stake hwæt we be hoping woll happen, not half baked theories ic want them fully baked this Thing that keeps slipping into the future. ic'm hoping this woll not stop at midnight and just be an April's fools thingie, also hoping we get tthe pan aand reve...

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