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by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Exodies wrote:
Wnderer wrote:
ford.png



Hooray! They found a Ford. Now they can use it to get across.

And when they've got a cross, they can nail Cueball to it.

You know what pisses me off? Religion.
Moses was on so many shrooms, but does he ever throw anything my way? Nope, of course not.
Asshole.
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1179: "ISO 8601"
Replies: 379
Views: 98834

Re: 1179: "ISO 8601"

vvn wrote:
Helper wrote:If we start posting outside of the OTT, will we get banned?

There is nothing outside. We are just sharing a dream.

If you get banned in a dream, do you get banned in real life?
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
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Re: 1190: "Time"

He's going to pick it up. She frequently looks pregnant when she has her bag like that. She looks more like a turtle to me. Perhaps a pregnant turtle. Making a pregnant pause. OH GOD THE TURTLE'S BABY HAS CANCER WHY RANDALL WHY?!? Yes, that would be a terrible miscarriage of justice. Ahahahaha! Now...
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

FullOfIt wrote:
htom wrote:He's going to pick it up. She frequently looks pregnant when she has her bag like that.


She looks more like a turtle to me.

Perhaps a pregnant turtle.

Making a pregnant pause.

OH GOD THE TURTLE'S BABY HAS CANCER WHY RANDALL WHY?!?
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

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by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 3:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

HAL9000 wrote:Maybe he's grabbed her arm because he wants her to follow him someplace, perhaps back to the castles and then off in the other direction.
And now it's time for me to coma.

Nighty night, don't let theERROR: FATAL EXCEPTION -- PUN NOT FOUNDcomputer bugs bite. That was weird. Did I cough or something?
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 2:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

I feel like the golden retriever in the back of the family car, just hanging my head out the window, tongue flapping, enjoying the ride. Until the moment you realize they are taking you to the butchery. I think you mean... THE VET! Aren't they the same thing? ...I knew I shouldn't have trusted that...
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Well this is weird: http://forums.xkcd.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=403057 Wait until the real googlebot gets wind of this...bits will fly! Do you think one of the bots tried to escape from the collective??? If there's one escapee, there'll probably be more. I wonder if anybody has eve...
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 1:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 10:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Opiboble wrote:HOLY CARP BATMAN! Latent22 just noticed your avatar is a slow gif, scared the crap out of me when it changed!!!

I suppose you could say the change was...
Spoiler:
slow.
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1179: "ISO 8601"
Replies: 379
Views: 98834

Re: 1179: "ISO 8601"

Valarya wrote:
Helper wrote:If we start posting outside of the OTT, will we get banned?


This isn't reality, Helper. Come baaaaack

There's something disconcerting about the combination of 'baaaaa' and your location of 'Nashville'.
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1179: "ISO 8601"
Replies: 379
Views: 98834

Re: 1179: "ISO 8601"

If we start posting outside of the OTT, will we get banned?
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Alternatively, what are the chances that Randall really thought we'd have figured this all out by now, has been reading the forum, and every day does a facepalm? "Noooo! 1000 images and they STILL haven't figured out what's going on yet? How many clues do I have to give them??" I've actua...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

The world of Time could be a small scale test run of the universe created in xkcd 505, "A Bunch of Rocks." Being a test run, it contains only a few objects and characters. There may or may not, for instance, be a sun. (We haven't seen night. At present it's still possible that either nigh...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Opiboble wrote:it would be less likely to get us shot.

...you didn't think that all the way through, did you? :D
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

I was not aware of any OTC drinking games! These sound awesome ^.^ If probably a little slow if you're waiting for actions on each newpic... Not slow at all. The ingenious designers have used every tiny damn thing as a trigger. Reminds me of the time I added a drinking game trigger where you had to...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ooh, I can answer the last one. If you have seen Monsters, Inc., and remember the scene with Abominable and he offers them yellow snowcones ... No, no, no. Don't worry. It's lemon. Yeah, sure. Lemon. I'm still waiting for them to press charges against 'ole Abominable... What did he ever do to you?!...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

<snip> 6)is eating the yellow snow always bad? Ooh, I can answer the last one. If you have seen Monsters, Inc., and remember the scene with Abominable and he offers them yellow snowcones ... <snicker> I'm old -- I immediately thought of Frank Zappa . :wink: 0_0 http://i.imgur.com/dOjQ6XK.png
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ooh, I can answer the last one. If you have seen Monsters, Inc., and remember the scene with Abominable and he offers them yellow snowcones ... No, no, no. Don't worry. It's lemon. Yeah, sure. Lemon. I'm still waiting for them to press charges against 'ole Abominable... What did he ever do to you?!...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ooh, I can answer the last one. If you have seen Monsters, Inc., and remember the scene with Abominable and he offers them yellow snowcones ... No, no, no. Don't worry. It's lemon. Yeah, sure. Lemon. I'm still waiting for them to press charges against 'ole Abominable... What did he ever do to you?!...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 7:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Prosthetic_Lips wrote:Ooh, I can answer the last one. If you have seen Monsters, Inc., and remember the scene with Abominable and he offers them yellow snowcones ...
No, no, no. Don't worry. It's lemon.

Yeah, sure. Lemon. I'm still waiting for them to press charges against 'ole Abominable...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 6:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

After more than 20k posts, one could think we could be closer to understanding what is really going on in this comic (best way to guess at what it is we are waiting for). As far as I've seen by lurking around here, there are lots of scattered theories which are not always diverging. Blitzgirl and o...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Coma'ing. Night all.
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 5:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

Nobody cracked my AES :cry:
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

KarMann wrote:Or is it Pope Helper? Hard to say one way or the other, with a nick like that, and even assuming it isn't someone else being deliberately misleading.

I did nothing.
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

But on the way to work I thought about the xkcd-Regular.otf font that I installed after "Externalities," that I was going to use for "mustard," and suddenly realized how I was reading the file extension to myself. I'll spoiler it so you can see for yourself if you've been spendi...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 4:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

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by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 3:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

pelrigg wrote:Can you imagine some poor soul, who knows NOTHING of xkcd (let alone the OTC, OTT, etc.), on an innocent Google search, ending up on any random page of this thread?

Somebody googling boomerangdildoguns is hardly innocent.
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 3:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Maybe it's a message in a steambottle. . . . / - - - / . . .
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 2:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
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Re: 1190: "Time"

StratPlayer wrote:
Helper wrote:How do you pronounce 'Aphex', anyway?


Ask your Twin*


*cmyk...

But I can't, remember? We can't communicate with each other. Ever since the incident...
Spoiler:
Okay, what the fuck am I on about? Even I can't tell any more...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 2:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

How do you pronounce 'Aphex', anyway?
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

buffygirl wrote:I had similarly thought that we could add a forum to the wiki ... the recursive possibilities are endless!

And then, when there's enough activity on that forum, somebody could draw a comic about it!
...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

465/493. Posting in the Future seems to have slowed to a crawl again. Good for a final sprint (or two). Megan and Cueball (Cuegan?) have taken a break, sitting in much the same positions they did in the first frame. Everyone is flipping out thinking a loop is imminent. Just like my last signpost, I...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

(Someone's probably already ninja'd me with this one, but as I've said before I'm no BlitzGirl.) "Wonderful Walk" (Imagine this in Cueball's voice) 1 Don't know nothin' 'bout hydrology. Don't know much geology. Do okay at arkitekcher 2 t...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 1:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

edo fixed it in the original post. Nothing to see here, move along folks. It's like we're doing this on purpose. EDIT: And this post will be especially confusing to anybody not watching in realtime :D I was here and saw it, but i still dont know how the hell he pulled that off. You know, that's how...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 1:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

HAL9000 wrote:edo fixed it in the original post.
Nothing to see here, move along folks.

It's like we're doing this on purpose.
EDIT: And this post will be especially confusing to anybody not watching in realtime :D
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 1:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

[insert internet breaking code here ...what the hell did you do? "New at KFC! Get a bucket of dildos with gun sauce and boomerang sticks for up to 50% off or more! Or less! We don't know..." Dip it in the sauce ! http://i.imgur.com/wxTHv.png EDIT: Great, now I look the BBCode-terrorising ...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 1:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

xpatiate wrote:Is anyone else concerned about what is happening to Cueball? Looks to me like he drank from the river and collapsed. Cueball are you okay??

Maybe it's a river of
Spoiler:
love. What, you thought I was going to say something horrible?
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 1:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
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Re: 1190: "Time"

They are all utterly fantabulous, that was my point! *sighs with relief* It sorta reminds me of the instructions for haircoloring. They say, "for stubborn grey hair, add 10 minutes," and I'm like, "ok, are they saying ALL grey hairs are stubborn, or are they referring to the grey hai...
by Helper
Thu May 02, 2013 12:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107279
Views: 50337090

Re: 1190: "Time"

I'm back...
Dude, did you know that they make earbuds with a built-in remote that allows you to control your MP3 player!?!
...the nice thing about being out-of-touch with technology is that everything seems like a miracle :D

buffygirl wrote:For Helper

<3 <3 <3
I love it.

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