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by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 39987

Re: Word evolution

seabird
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11089
Views: 864605

Re: Vending machine!

You get out a large bag of po-tah-toes.

I put out in.
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 5961
Views: 247220

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 84467

Re: Break up with the person above you

... and I hope you'll take care of the kids in spite of this.

No, no, it's not you it's... I... I met someone at adultery camp. :(
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 310350

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Trumpkin wrote:That's what it said

Yeah, right there on the back of the cereal box.
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Compliment the poster above you :)
Replies: 908
Views: 89901

Re: Compliment the poster above you :)

That sure is one fine looking horizontal ruler above your signature. ;)
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Bullets!
Replies: 46
Views: 3727

Re: Bullets!

THWUMP...
*scratch*
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKRRRRRRSSSSSSHCSCHSSSCHSCHSCH!!!!!!!

Spoiler:
What? You never heard fireworks before?
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 39987

Re: Word evolution

barbie
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 39987

Re: Word evolution

barber
by eviloatmeal
Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0541: "TED Talk"
Replies: 221
Views: 46525

Re: "TED Talk" Discussion

really, when I think about it, parentheses shouldn't be part of a smiley, considering they are supposed to be paired, unless you have some wierd two-face smilies... This is very much my philosophy. I will favor a more "correct" syntax over keeping the parenthesis from looking weird if I a...
by eviloatmeal
Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 7964

Re: Your Mom Wars.

shogun_kennedy wrote:actually, yo mommas so fat that the only person to ever make it in and get out alive was the incredible hulk.

HULK SMASH OVARIES!

Yo momma so delirious she's standing in from of the microwave shouting "Hydrate level four, please!"
by eviloatmeal
Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:33 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: 169 puzzles (was 'mind trap')
Replies: 371
Views: 34500

Re: mind trap

You are inside a standard box-shaped room (four walls, floor, ceiling). There's nothing in the room except you, and you can't call for help in any way. There is no door, no windows, no trapdoors, no skylights, etc, etc. How do you get out? The solution involves a rather literal interpretation of th...
by eviloatmeal
Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who broke Google?
Replies: 14
Views: 1732

Re: Who broke Google?

Come on Yahoo users! Now is our time to point and laugh at the inferior searchers! :lol: :arrow:
by eviloatmeal
Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 39987

Re: Word evolution

Sluggers
by eviloatmeal
Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 7964

Re: Your Mom Wars.

Yo moma so fat, her E = mc
by eviloatmeal
Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:38 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: EVE Online
Replies: 4827
Views: 574226

Re: EVE Online

Oh look! And EVE thread. Who'd have thought! Concerning the mins market, I have a theory: At the time trit prices peak and the rest of minerals are at their all-time lows, the clever miners figured something out; why bother mining anything but Veldspar if the isk/m3 ratio in Veld is the highest out ...
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 251847

Re: Attack and Defend

I sidestep the slow yet loud and visually impressive ray from the shrink gun, which hits the wall to no effect.

I invoke rule 34 on the next poster.
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 39987

Re: Word evolution

tunes
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2654
Views: 240720

Re: Mornington Crescent

I play Tufnell Park , to increase my half string count and to put all of you in trib for my arrival at MC. Which leaves us wide open for a Brighton inversion, like the one so gracefully invoked in the '67 playoffs. Thus I move to Tottenham Court Road and call fives on blue. Are we about to see MC i...
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Words you think English should have or bring back.
Replies: 643
Views: 140141

Re: Missing Words, Words You Think We Should Have

On the topic of vaginae, boobs need a word that fits into the nipple-mouse category as well. Boobs just sounds too elementary, and saying breasts makes one sound like a jerk. Also, the swear words of American society have been dulled down by massive over-use. New ones would have much more impact, a...
by eviloatmeal
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 925995

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Pod
by eviloatmeal
Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:47 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!
Replies: 782
Views: 61242

Re: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!

Venus is not as a boy. Venus is a planet.

There are no satellites in your eyes. Satellites are objects in orbit, and you are clearly not in orbit of anything while recording this.
by eviloatmeal
Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:34 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Think Before Naming Your Child
Replies: 1622
Views: 320505

Re: Think Before Naming Your Child

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