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by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1038059

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Chicken.

Don't ask. :?
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 9255

Re: Your Mom Wars.

keozen wrote:Your Momma's so nanomedical that she rents deuterons instead of feeling them

I love madlibs! And they're even better when you use random wiki entry to insert words!
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 281976

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

That's not beef you're eating. And that wasn't not a pig's butt it came out of just now.

What is a car?
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3924
Views: 379963

Re: Rate the avatar above you

Certainly not a visually displeasing avatar, but I must dock you some points for creativity, it's a screenshot after all, and for the awkward proportioning. Personally I prefer a 100 by 100 avatar so as to keep avatars nice and even along the page.

8/10

:D
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 281976

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Pedophile!! Arrg!! :evil:

Is a shark a mammal?
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 93702

Re: Break up with the person above you

Oh yeah, sure, blame it on the classhole! I told you to get a vasectomy you jerk! Just leave already!
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Compliment the poster above you :)
Replies: 908
Views: 95498

Re: Compliment the poster above you :)

Aww, you're too kind. =)
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 45261

Re: Word evolution

seabird
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11431
Views: 1006195

Re: Vending machine!

You get out a large bag of po-tah-toes.

I put out in.
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 288800

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 93702

Re: Break up with the person above you

... and I hope you'll take care of the kids in spite of this.

No, no, it's not you it's... I... I met someone at adultery camp. :(
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 345155

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Trumpkin wrote:That's what it said

Yeah, right there on the back of the cereal box.
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Compliment the poster above you :)
Replies: 908
Views: 95498

Re: Compliment the poster above you :)

That sure is one fine looking horizontal ruler above your signature. ;)
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Bullets!
Replies: 46
Views: 4325

Re: Bullets!

THWUMP...
*scratch*
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKRRRRRRSSSSSSHCSCHSSSCHSCHSCH!!!!!!!

Spoiler:
What? You never heard fireworks before?
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 45261

Re: Word evolution

barbie
by eviloatmeal
Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 45261

Re: Word evolution

barber
by eviloatmeal
Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0541: "TED Talk"
Replies: 221
Views: 52034

Re: "TED Talk" Discussion

really, when I think about it, parentheses shouldn't be part of a smiley, considering they are supposed to be paired, unless you have some wierd two-face smilies... This is very much my philosophy. I will favor a more "correct" syntax over keeping the parenthesis from looking weird if I a...
by eviloatmeal
Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 9255

Re: Your Mom Wars.

shogun_kennedy wrote:actually, yo mommas so fat that the only person to ever make it in and get out alive was the incredible hulk.

HULK SMASH OVARIES!

Yo momma so delirious she's standing in from of the microwave shouting "Hydrate level four, please!"
by eviloatmeal
Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:33 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: 169 puzzles (was 'mind trap')
Replies: 371
Views: 37778

Re: mind trap

You are inside a standard box-shaped room (four walls, floor, ceiling). There's nothing in the room except you, and you can't call for help in any way. There is no door, no windows, no trapdoors, no skylights, etc, etc. How do you get out? The solution involves a rather literal interpretation of th...
by eviloatmeal
Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who broke Google?
Replies: 14
Views: 1941

Re: Who broke Google?

Come on Yahoo users! Now is our time to point and laugh at the inferior searchers! :lol: :arrow:
by eviloatmeal
Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 45261

Re: Word evolution

Sluggers
by eviloatmeal
Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 9255

Re: Your Mom Wars.

Yo moma so fat, her E = mc
by eviloatmeal
Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:38 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: EVE Online
Replies: 4828
Views: 638978

Re: EVE Online

Oh look! And EVE thread. Who'd have thought! Concerning the mins market, I have a theory: At the time trit prices peak and the rest of minerals are at their all-time lows, the clever miners figured something out; why bother mining anything but Veldspar if the isk/m3 ratio in Veld is the highest out ...
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 278036

Re: Attack and Defend

I sidestep the slow yet loud and visually impressive ray from the shrink gun, which hits the wall to no effect.

I invoke rule 34 on the next poster.
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 45261

Re: Word evolution

tunes
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2697
Views: 271159

Re: Mornington Crescent

I play Tufnell Park , to increase my half string count and to put all of you in trib for my arrival at MC. Which leaves us wide open for a Brighton inversion, like the one so gracefully invoked in the '67 playoffs. Thus I move to Tottenham Court Road and call fives on blue. Are we about to see MC i...
by eviloatmeal
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Words you think English should have or bring back.
Replies: 643
Views: 166826

Re: Missing Words, Words You Think We Should Have

On the topic of vaginae, boobs need a word that fits into the nipple-mouse category as well. Boobs just sounds too elementary, and saying breasts makes one sound like a jerk. Also, the swear words of American society have been dulled down by massive over-use. New ones would have much more impact, a...
by eviloatmeal
Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1038059

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Pod
by eviloatmeal
Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:47 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!
Replies: 782
Views: 66897

Re: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!

Venus is not as a boy. Venus is a planet.

There are no satellites in your eyes. Satellites are objects in orbit, and you are clearly not in orbit of anything while recording this.
by eviloatmeal
Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:34 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Think Before Naming Your Child
Replies: 1622
Views: 345406

Re: Think Before Naming Your Child

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