xkcd

Pedophile!! Arrg!!

Is a shark a mammal?

Oh yeah, sure, blame it on the classhole! I told you to get a vasectomy you jerk! Just leave already!

Aww, you're too kind. =)

seabird

You get out a large bag of po-tah-toes.

I put out in.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

... and I hope you'll take care of the kids in spite of this.

No, no, it's not you it's... I... I met someone at adultery camp.

Trumpkin wrote:That's what it said

Yeah, right there on the back of the cereal box.

That sure is one fine looking horizontal ruler above your signature.

THWUMP...
*scratch*
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKRRRRRRSSSSSSHCSCHSSSCHSCHSCH!!!!!!!

barbie

barber

really, when I think about it, parentheses shouldn't be part of a smiley, considering they are supposed to be paired, unless you have some wierd two-face smilies... This is very much my philosophy. I will favor a more "correct" syntax over keeping the parenthesis from looking weird if I a...

shogun_kennedy wrote:actually, yo mommas so fat that the only person to ever make it in and get out alive was the incredible hulk.

HULK SMASH OVARIES!

Yo momma so delirious she's standing in from of the microwave shouting "Hydrate level four, please!"

You are inside a standard box-shaped room (four walls, floor, ceiling). There's nothing in the room except you, and you can't call for help in any way. There is no door, no windows, no trapdoors, no skylights, etc, etc. How do you get out? The solution involves a rather literal interpretation of th...

Come on Yahoo users! Now is our time to point and laugh at the inferior searchers!

Sluggers

Yo moma so fat, her E = mc

Oh look! And EVE thread. Who'd have thought! Concerning the mins market, I have a theory: At the time trit prices peak and the rest of minerals are at their all-time lows, the clever miners figured something out; why bother mining anything but Veldspar if the isk/m3 ratio in Veld is the highest out ...

I sidestep the slow yet loud and visually impressive ray from the shrink gun, which hits the wall to no effect.

I invoke rule 34 on the next poster.

tunes

I play Tufnell Park , to increase my half string count and to put all of you in trib for my arrival at MC. Which leaves us wide open for a Brighton inversion, like the one so gracefully invoked in the '67 playoffs. Thus I move to Tottenham Court Road and call fives on blue. Are we about to see MC i...

On the topic of vaginae, boobs need a word that fits into the nipple-mouse category as well. Boobs just sounds too elementary, and saying breasts makes one sound like a jerk. Also, the swear words of American society have been dulled down by massive over-use. New ones would have much more impact, a...

Pod

Venus is not as a boy. Venus is a planet.

There are no satellites in your eyes. Satellites are objects in orbit, and you are clearly not in orbit of anything while recording this.

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