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by -KF-
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 292822

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

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by -KF-
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 292822

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

100
by -KF-
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 292822

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

11
by -KF-
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 292822

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

10
by -KF-
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 292822

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

1
by -KF-
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 292822

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

0
by -KF-
Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: Because I completely changed the subject, it doesn't matter...this time...
by -KF-
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

You get a torn parachute

I put in HAL 9000
by -KF-
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: Everyone is going to read the thread before posting from now on, and thus such blatant and unjustified negation stemming from someone not reading the thread as we have just witnessed will never happen again. :mrgreen:
by -KF-
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Bullets!
Replies: 46
Views: 4402

Re: Bullets!

Shoom!
by -KF-
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball 2.0
Replies: 121
Views: 14834

Re: Calvinball 2.0

The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the...

I weld all the Calvinballs back into one, gaining 5F8 Restoration Points. I then grab the Invisibility Flag, so everyone else must switch their masks for ones without eyeholes. Meanwhile, I hide the Calvinball.
by -KF-
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 751695

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Beyond what, I wonder?
by -KF-
Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Nicknames
Replies: 162
Views: 14596

Re: Nicknames

I wish I had a nickname, but I don't. There are, however, some pretty interesting nicknames in the Improv troupe of which I am a member. There are three people named William. One is We'll See (Will C.), the second is Will O., and the third is Will Poff or just Poff, derived from his surname. Other t...
by -KF-
Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: Zombies must feed on brains and, as we have determined, the comedian has none.
by -KF-
Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

TOP PAGER

You get a bucket of lymph

I put in a mixture of Mediterranean sea salt and the ink of a giant squid
by -KF-
Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball 2.0
Replies: 121
Views: 14834

Re: Calvinball 2.0

I rejoin the game and receive 7^Q reentry points
by -KF-
Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: You can gloat at them and flaunt your incredible smartness
by -KF-
Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

He does a barrel roll for you

I put in a herd of Tibetan yaks
by -KF-
Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

PAGE TOPPER! ALL HAIL THE WOMBAT KING

Good news: So are their audiences
by -KF-
Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

You get a brand-spanking-new booj'g bood bood

I put in a single quark
by -KF-
Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

You hate the damn machine,
You wanna paint it green!


I put in floorboards
by -KF-
Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

You get a person with a mattress sewn inside.

I put in my broken headphones.
by -KF-
Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball 2.0
Replies: 121
Views: 14834

Re: Calvinball 2.0

I hit you with a bag of assorted spices, grab the ball, and run. I get 3 snap decision credits. Also, for my incredible knowledge of improv comedy, I am awarded 12 legalism points (which is worth much more than 10 zarbnak points)
by -KF-
Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: You are suddenly struck by an extreme case of amnesia.
by -KF-
Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

The vending machine demands constant tribute! You are sucked into the machine as retribution for your stinginess.

I put in 3000 lira worth of Canadian pennies.
by -KF-
Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

You get a harpsichord.

I put in a calendar.
by -KF-
Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: A lot of n00bz has been zombified by SG.
by -KF-
Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball 2.0
Replies: 121
Views: 14834

Re: Calvinball 2.0

Unfortunately for baieshmuf327, he runs into the counterthievery pole by mistake, allowing me to steal back my body. And you'll notice I never said I had the Calvinball. I only said that itaibn got hit with it. Indeed, the first rule of improv comedy is to never say 'no' . . . but you knew this alre...
by -KF-
Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball 2.0
Replies: 121
Views: 14834

Re: Calvinball 2.0

You are hit in the head with the Calvinball for improper use of asterisks.
by -KF-
Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 9359

Re: Your Mom Wars.

Your mom's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it throws up.
by -KF-
Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: You are in fact so young that you have not yet been conceived.
by -KF-
Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: Your roommate is a cardboard cutout. Once she discovers this she turns her attention back to you.
by -KF-
Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: The cure requires clean Band-aids, which you don't have. Also, the tunnel collapses, and you are trapped in the cave.
by -KF-
Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 9359

Re: Your Mom Wars.

Your mom's so old, she knew the Dead Sea when he was just really sick.
by -KF-
Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball 2.0
Replies: 121
Views: 14834

Re: Calvinball 2.0

You enter Ye Sandwiche Shoppe and are crushed by spiked walls.

I declare a rule that any further references to HSR are punishable by being submerged in the rain barrel for an undisclosed period of time.
by -KF-
Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: You discover the legendary Band-Aid cave.
by -KF-
Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11487
Views: 1024429

Re: Vending machine!

You get eaten by a walrus.

I put in a torn post-it note with a drawing of Stalin's left foot on it
by -KF-
Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: They're paper chains.
by -KF-
Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 751695

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

The Scyphozoa wrote:Actually, the guy that fell down that hole probably landed on a tortoise. Or a scone.

Sigged
by -KF-
Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882725

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: That includes the people who enslaved you.

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