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by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2679013

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

All you whippersnappers have never seen goatse? I bet tubgirl is just reminiscent of a girl in a hot tub to you. Get off my lawn. This reminds me of how old I feel.. Confession: I'm only 20... but last week I thought I was using hip awsome instyle slang to some teenagers (who were lottering mind yo...
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:54 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Python Multiplayer Shooting
Replies: 9
Views: 1357

Re: Python Multiplayer Shooting

But, if it turns out noob245 ducked just in time, the client will correct this and move everyone to his proper place, not dead. And if everything is set up properly with the server using snapshots and the client not hacking, this will never happen. Unless maybe if the snapshots somehow become unsyn...
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Need advice: [Update] Roommate responsibility in flooding?
Replies: 26
Views: 2995

Re: Need advice: Just flooded four downstairs apartments.

A few days ago maintenance came by after a faulty washer water valve, fixed it, and said, "Well you should secure that drain hose. It just popped out on me so don't run it until you get it secured." So the maintenance guy fixed most of it and then left a simple task for him, which he forg...
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2679013

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

ritsa wrote:I like goatkcd more than xkcd.

I bet you're a sockpuppet of that guy from earlier.
Fuck you, again.

Come to think of it, that's your first post, and it's a link.
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Computer Science Major
Replies: 10
Views: 2774

Re: Computer Science Major

I guess I'll have to avoid upper CS, then.
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 727564

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

It does say "more pleasure", now that you mention it.
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Need advice: [Update] Roommate responsibility in flooding?
Replies: 26
Views: 2995

Re: Need advice: Just flooded four downstairs apartments.

Yeah, you should probably apologize as soon as possible. Waiting just makes it more awkward, and they'll start to think bad things. If you explain the situation right away and apologize, they'll be sure to know it's a mistake.
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:06 am UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Computer Science Major
Replies: 10
Views: 2774

Re: Computer Science Major

The way I see it (As a junior of CS): Computer Science: Some kinds of 'advanced' math like graph theory, computational theory, computability, etc. Lots of coding, which can be fun Lots of data structures, which can be interesting and is always practical That one teacher who turns 3 or 4 of your clas...
by lulzfish
Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28597
Views: 3342262

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

I can't remember if Double Jeopardy is supposed to be insultingly easy or not. If it isn't, then I am enraged that they would add the hint ".GIFs and .JPEGs" which completely gives away the question. "No, lulzfish, the GIFs on Wikipedia are audio files but the .GIFs on 4chan are penis...
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:39 pm UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: This won't be viable, will it?
Replies: 15
Views: 2892

Re: This won't be viable, will it?

And the perspective would only work well with one person in the room at a time, and you'd need expensive pressure sensors installed under the floor, and then the perspective would still be a little glitchy.
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:10 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Google OS for Old People?
Replies: 54
Views: 8701

Re: Google OS for Old People?

Not quite true. Regular expressions aren't turing-complete (ignoring the ability to embed actual functions and such within them, allowed in some implementation s). As commonly implemented they're not regular either, but they're less than turing-equivalent. Are you sure? Perl's extended regexes with...
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:06 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Python Multiplayer Shooting
Replies: 9
Views: 1357

Re: Python Multiplayer Shooting

Look up different networking algorithms like dead-reckoning Just realized where that Sniper achievement comes from, thanks. "Dead Reckoning: Kill an enemy with a Hunstman arrow after your death" Not related to networking, but the arrow's flight time is a similar concept to network lat...
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:03 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Google OS for Old People?
Replies: 54
Views: 8701

Re: Google OS for Old People?

Wow, I don't know what any of that means... but if Python and Lua and the like are too hard for people to write scripts in, then we might need better programmers, not simpler languages.
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:00 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Google OS for Old People?
Replies: 54
Views: 8701

Re: Google OS for Old People?

Or maye the "remote servers" don't exist at all, and it's just implimented as cloud computing and storage? I thought cloud computing was when you stored everything in remote servers and used a web interface for everything? Also why does everything need to be Turing complete? O_o Brainfuck...
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3398
Views: 726489

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I was back in high school with two of my friends from roughly the same graduation year (We've all been out for a few years now), and we were sitting in the gymnasium for some reason with a bunch of other people, like there was a pep rally. And then someone sent me a really long text message that mad...
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28597
Views: 3342262

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Blender, you idiot Solution: Use Maya, 3dMax, or Modo? Are any of those free, open-source, and Linux-compatible? I wonder if I could just, like... I don't want to go through the drug trip that Blender's source code must be, but it would probably take too much effort to just write my own modeller, a...
by lulzfish
Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:51 am UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Building logic gates
Replies: 30
Views: 11502

Re: Building logic gates

Berengal wrote:Every wordsize is emulated by 1 bit logic ultimately. Most of it in hardware.

My 64-bit Core 2 Duo is a network of massively parallel 1-bit processors with shared RAM and clock.
Also, there's 2 of it. Of course.
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28597
Views: 3342262

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Come on, Blender. I know you have some smart programmers. 3D math is NOT that hard. Concatenating transforms is very simple if you understand a little linear algebra. There is no way that a cube can be displaced 2.5 units from a parent cube at 0.5 units and have a final position of 2.5 units. It is ...
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:25 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Building logic gates
Replies: 30
Views: 11502

Re: Building logic gates

Huh? WTF? You can emulate a 32bit computer in an 8bit environment? Am I missing something? It's entirely possible. It would be a bitch, though... Imagine an 8-bit CPU emulating a 32-bit add instruction. You'd just have to add the 1st least significant byte, then get the carry bit, then add that wit...
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 378368

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

CHR1110 wrote:Me: Nope. Cop just wanted to chit-chat.
Her: Jerk.

End of conversation.

This is the bit that confuses me. The sarcasm made sense.
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:10 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: DirectX compatibility issue
Replies: 4
Views: 619

Re: DirectX compatibility issue

That doesn't make any sense.
What IDE are you using? Do you have 64-bit Vista by any chance?
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:08 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Pet peeve with the Dean
Replies: 18
Views: 2925

Re: Pet peeve with the Dean

Hey, I didn't choose to be annoyed by tiny grammar mistakes!

Well, maybe I did. But I don't go back on choices like that.
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 727564

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Seriously though, I'm sick of seeing all those "get ripped or thin QUICK" commercials too. I don't mind the commercials for exercise machines that show scantily-clad women using them, but the concept is still annoying. "We've found another crazy piece of metal you can sit on and make...
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8654
Views: 1726005

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

This is all I could think of when I read the first panel:
Spoiler:
devotion_to_duty_CS.png
We think he's using an aimbot.
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:37 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: public misconceptions
Replies: 1073
Views: 146169

Re: public misconceptions

rattusprat wrote:someone (else) should start a campaign to make Newtonian mechanics a compulsary part of high school science.

At my high school, I think Physics was required, but there's a chance that between dropouts, remedial classes, and forgetfulness, most people still don't grasp it.
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:03 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Is Adobe Here for the Better?
Replies: 21
Views: 6513

Re: Is Adobe Here for the Better?

just because the file says it's copy-protected. ... of course i have a copy of xpdf that i've hacked up specifically to work around this nonsense, but i shouldn't have to do stuff like that to get basic functionality to work. You don't. Get Okular, and un-check the "Obey DRM" button in &q...
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:54 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Firefox 3.6 and placement of new tabs
Replies: 15
Views: 1275

Re: Firefox 3.6 and placement of new tabs

You guys should pay attention to what the OP is asking. It's quite simple, just set browser.tabs.insertRelatedAfterCurrent to false and you're done. You should pay attention to what people are posting. You're the fourth person in this thread to provide that exact solution. No! My joke! You explaine...
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:50 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Bloom Box
Replies: 23
Views: 2859

Re: Bloom Box

thc wrote:Bloom Box. What is it?

You tell me. You saw the 60 Minutes, and I don't want to
the ffort of searh
typeing
better things to do brb
by lulzfish
Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Subconscious guess
Replies: 23
Views: 2318

Re: Subconscious guess

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Spoiler:
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My subconscious is kind of a dick
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:46 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: public misconceptions
Replies: 1073
Views: 146169

Re: public misconceptions

I'm pretty sure that all strength is related to the cross-sectional area, even the strength of steel pipes, concrete columns, etc.
Again, most of this is physics, not biology, so it would apply to machines, bugs, and people equally.
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:44 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Firefox 3.6 and placement of new tabs
Replies: 15
Views: 1275

Re: Firefox 3.6 and placement of new tabs

I prefer breadth-first because it also lets you traverse cyclic graphs like TV Tropes without one tab constantly adding new ones after itself and starving out older tabs. If you always add new tabs at the end, they always get read in the order you opened them.
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28597
Views: 3342262

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

If I could make this kind of face, I'd use it. It might not be appropriate for some pictures, but it doesn't look nearly as stupid.

http://sprays.nom-nom-nom.us/spray.php?hash=65a913ca
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: What can be done to speed this up?
Replies: 9
Views: 1293

Re: What can be done to speed this up?

Yes, the default rand() in libc sucks. A lot.
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:23 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: public misconceptions
Replies: 1073
Views: 146169

Re: public misconceptions

There's not really a law by mass, it's just that: 1. If density is constant, then weight scales by volume, and volume scales by the cube of 'size'. So an ant that's 2 cm long weighs 2 ^ 3 times more than an ant that's 1 cm long. 2. Muscle strength scales by the square of 'size'. So a 2 cm ant is onl...
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:18 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Hacks and Snippets
Replies: 434
Views: 780791

Re: Coding: Hacks and Snippets

#!/bin/bash # I'll get back to this later. It's a tool for cracking directories open. if [ -d "$1" ]; then mv $1/* $1/.. rmdir $1 else echo "Argument should be a directory" fi It probably doesn't preserve permissions or anything. It's just an automated "mv * ; rmdir". ...
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:39 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9943
Views: 1906194

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

TheChewanater wrote:My mom just looked at my laptop and asked who I was spying on. After asking why she thought I was spying, she said, "Look, render spy!" and pointed to a file called "render.py" on the screen.

Ha. There should be a Python dialect called Spython. I don't what it would do.
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:37 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Hacks and Snippets
Replies: 434
Views: 780791

Re: Coding: Hacks and Snippets

Somewhere, I have a shell script called "crack". It is extremely useful, but only for a few seconds in some cases, and it would be more useful if Dolphin implemented it. Have you ever downloaded one of those zips that has like a billions nested folders? You get "sauce.zip". You u...
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:26 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Call Stack in Linux vs. OSX
Replies: 7
Views: 1216

Re: Call Stack in Linux vs. OSX

You should probably just fix the program so it doesn't have buffer overflows. Sadly, I don't know anything about call stacks, I'm a hardcore C++-and-higher programmer, so I do not concern myself with assembly-level stuff. Really, why does that matter? Is the buffer overflow a critical feature of you...
by lulzfish
Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:23 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Is Adobe Here for the Better?
Replies: 21
Views: 6513

Re: Is Adobe Here for the Better?

I like PDF as a standard. It's a shame Google Chrome is an unintegrated piece of crap, so to view PDFs, I have to download them, open Okular, traverse the file tree, select them, click Open... But it's well-supported and aside from Adobe's "derp let's add scripting to static documents" thi...
by lulzfish
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:18 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Google OS for Old People?
Replies: 54
Views: 8701

Re: Google OS for Old People?

You know, a "Press Any Button" message when there's only one button displayed would be kinda redundant. And a "Press Any Button" message when more than one button is displayed would just be, well, more redundant. Can't we just skip the "press any button to continue" an...

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