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by Millumi
Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, reincarnation turns out to be true and when you die you are born blind in your next life.

I wish to invent an error-free device that makes people able to communicate telepathically.
by Millumi
Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Now nothing ever hurts you, you don't feel physical or emotional pain, but this makes you emotionless and cold which causes people to not like you.

I wish the real world was like minecraft.
by Millumi
Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0888: "Heaven"
Replies: 131
Views: 35390

Re: 0888: Heaven

Hell is better, because you have the high score.
by Millumi
Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 46197

Re: 0880: "Headache"

Did this guy throw out his computer and get a laptop?
http://xkcd.com/349/
http://xkcd.com/880/
by Millumi
Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 46197

Re: 0880: "Headache"

http://3d.xkcd.com/879/
IT'S LIKE IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!
wait... eww!!!!!!!
by Millumi
Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 46197

Re: 0880: "Headache"

Image
m.xkcd.com has no 3d effects if you don't like it.
by Millumi
Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, after you do, it is discovered that the fabric made from the snuggie gives people the flesh eating disease, and you are sued for 7 billion dollars.

I wish I had the power to make people mute.
by Millumi
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but once you start controlling them, they are no longer random, thus you lose control of them.

I wish I had a bunch of spawning points where I could come back to life if I died in real life.
by Millumi
Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you fall into a coma for 30 years, when you wake up and find that all your loved ones have died.

I wish the next poster would corrupt their own wish, and it would benefit me somehow.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0845: "Modern History"
Replies: 79
Views: 16421

Re: 0845: "Modern History"

People start to get confused 20+ years later when reenactors have to reenact the real-time war reenactors following soldiers.
by Millumi
Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but they make a lot of changes(such as character voices, content, etc.) that make the show suck and ruin it for you.

I wish I had a genie that would grant me as many wishes as I want without corrupting them.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, unfortunately, the next day, someone sets your house on fire, and due to your wish, you aren't woken up by the fire alarms and die.

I wish for the power to see 10 seconds into the future and change it if I don't like it.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you never had to leave, the black hole will just destroy everything.

I wish magic was real and could be controlled by me.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, Nancy Grace starts a new show which is 10 times worse, which they show on every channel, during any time you watch tv.

I wish I could control fate.
by Millumi
Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

TheChewanater wrote:Granted. Too bad the car accident tomorrow will have you spending the rest of your life in a hospital, unable to eat normal food.

I wish I would stop playing this game.

Granted, now you can't corrupt my wish.
I wish you could never eat your favorite foods ever again.
by Millumi
Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, a rain cloud appears and makes it rain hot tea until you get 3rd degree burns or die.

I wish that earth would meet alien life forms that are peaceful, can speak english, have better technology than earth, and were willing to share it.
by Millumi
Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0755: "Interdisciplinary"
Replies: 102
Views: 18880

Re: "Interdisciplinary" discussion (#755)

Hold on! The circle isn't a ball! It's a history student's head! We can't see the rest of his body because his arms and legs were either tied closely to his body or cut off.
by Millumi
Thu May 27, 2010 12:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I the first law of thermodynamics could be broken so that magic could be really real! Also, unicorns. You forgot to say 'wish' but... Granted, unicorns become real and then destroy the world with magic before humans had any idea how to use it; then the unicorns use their magic to make it so the fir...
by Millumi
Sun May 23, 2010 6:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Game Making Game
Replies: 7
Views: 1643

Game Making Game

Play the last 5 games people make then make your own game. (If you want to you can play the game you post in that post, you can.) I'll use existing games to make an example: Guy 1: Take a song name and add 'in my pants' to it Guy 2: Headstrong in my pants; Corrupt a wish, I wish for cheese Guy 3: Ci...
by Millumi
Sun May 23, 2010 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Your calculator gets so much ram that it's considered a dangerous weapon and you are locked in jail.

I wish for a cold soda, in a clean cup.
by Millumi
Sun May 23, 2010 6:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you accidentally create a computer with that has artificial intelligence, because it's so awesome, it creates a robot army that takes over the world.

I wish for aliens to take over the earth and make all humans into slaves or pets.
by Millumi
Sun May 23, 2010 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hijack this thread
Replies: 70
Views: 9839

Re: Hijack this thread

Chu-ck Norris is awesome.
by Millumi
Sun May 23, 2010 3:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, tons of meteors come and hit the earth until it is perfectly round.

I wish for the world's best cookie.
by Millumi
Fri May 07, 2010 10:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, they invade earth, fail to take over earth, and are put in a zoo with you where they spend their time throwing their shit at you. I wish for the power to enchant objects to make them do whatever I want them to do, like make a tie give a person the power to fly, or make a lamp that grants wi...
by Millumi
Sat May 01, 2010 3:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish you had made a wish that I could corrupt...
by Millumi
Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, a ninja comes out of nowhere and pumps some cocaine into your blood, the cops find you and you are imprisoned for 10 years.

I wish I had a get out of jail free card that worked in real life.
by Millumi
Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0669: "Experiment"
Replies: 99
Views: 26479

Re: "Experiment" Discussion

anyone else notice the girl's hair is longer than it usually is?
by Millumi
Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you now have a bionic arm that throws knives perfectly, but it doesn't do anything else.

I wish I had the power to make cookies appear out of nowhere.
by Millumi
Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0642: "Creepy"
Replies: 411
Views: 86283

Re: "Creepy" Discussion

I just had to make this motivational poster when I read this comic:
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by Millumi
Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, there was a poisonous snake in your bed, the poison makes you unable to talk, see, hear, or use your hands ever again.

I wish for a wyvern that wouldn't attack me, and would let me ride it.
by Millumi
Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Now women don't exist, so since there is no alternative, it's neutral. The human race dies out because they can't reproduce.

I wish the world was a chibi style anime.
by Millumi
Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you have so many pills to stop depression that you overdose and die

I wish I had a watch that controlled time super glued to my wrist.
by Millumi
Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you suck and are captured while trying to assassinate someone, and then you are sent to prison for life.

I wish I could use my mind as a clicker for any TV within a range of 10 feet.
by Millumi
Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Wikipedia song
Replies: 5
Views: 1024

Wikipedia song

A while ago, I thought of an idea for a song for Wikipedia, a parody of Wasting away again in margaritaville Because I'm lazy and want this to be made in the spirit of Wikipedia, I thought, that like Wikipedia, it should be made by random people editing it. Have fun Nibblin on sponge cake Watchin th...
by Millumi
Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you no longer have any nails, and your house falls apart.

I wish for my own orbit
by Millumi
Tue May 26, 2009 10:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, Oprah comes in and ruins the show forever, and she is arrested, causing an up rise of all the fat ladies in the world shifting the natural order causing the Apocalypse.

I wish for robots to take over the world right after I die.
by Millumi
Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but it's broken and wothless

I wish for a programming language that freed you from the burden of clarifying your own ideas.
by Millumi
Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but to do that, you must repeat the same day over and over until you get it, causing you to go insane

I wish I could hack so well,that I could steal millions of dollars, give people criminal records, and never get caught.
by Millumi
Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you can, but it takes 3 years, and it would only take 7 minutes to find the pliers

I wish I had the ability to connect to the internet with my mind, and be able to completely avoid spam and viruses easily.
by Millumi
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2554830

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but she has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia so nobody tells her so she doesn't know or care.

I wish I could stab people in the face over the internet.

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