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by neoliminal
Mon May 14, 2012 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1055: "Kickstarter"
Replies: 72
Views: 26862

Re: 1055: "Kickstarter"

My kickstarter idea was something called "Patronizr" and it would allow you to fund new and interesting projects in advance of their production.

Strangely it wasn't approved.
by neoliminal
Thu May 10, 2012 2:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1053: “Ten Thousand”
Replies: 127
Views: 41171

Re: 1053: “Ten Thousand”

MichaelRpdx wrote:
neoliminal wrote:Everything by 30? Crap. Knowing I have nothing left to learn is news to me.


You mean like "crap, I've known all there is to now for 25 years now"?


I've traveled from 1968 to say ... "No."
by neoliminal
Wed May 09, 2012 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1053: “Ten Thousand”
Replies: 127
Views: 41171

Re: 1053: “Ten Thousand”

Everything by 30? Crap. Knowing I have nothing left to learn is news to me.
by neoliminal
Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1049: "Bookshelf"
Replies: 867
Views: 132704

Re: 1049: "Bookshelf"

I'm surprised nobody has pointed out the problems of rotating a fairly thick, rectangular bookshelf up flush with other rectangular bookshelves. I seriously regret visiting the forums sometimes. Capitalism solves all problems (except Market Economic manipulation). The two books which seem to have p...
by neoliminal
Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1049: "Bookshelf"
Replies: 867
Views: 132704

Re: 1049: "Bookshelf"

[censored by moderators of the organization of me]
by neoliminal
Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1047: "Approximations"
Replies: 159
Views: 69128

Re: 1047: "Approximations"

I found a really cool shortcut for pi.

Spoiler:
http://www.piday.org/million.php
by neoliminal
Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1046: "Skynet"
Replies: 86
Views: 28101

Re: 1046: Skynet

Code: Select all

Want to play a game?


Uh... Go.

Code: Select all

Fuck.
by neoliminal
Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1045: "Constraints"
Replies: 86
Views: 43150

Re: 1045: Constraints

Waladil wrote:Panel 2: Brevity is the soul of wit.



And since we all know souls don't exist, brevity is witless.
by neoliminal
Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1043: “Ablogalypse”
Replies: 91
Views: 31183

Re: 1043: “Ablogalypse”

He spelled Blag wrong.
by neoliminal
Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1037: "Umwelt"
Replies: 478
Views: 314155

Re: 1037(?): Umwelt

Crap, it's still here.
by neoliminal
Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1037: "Umwelt"
Replies: 478
Views: 314155

Re: 1037(?): Umwelt

lynx: (hilarious)
by neoliminal
Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1032: "Networking"
Replies: 123
Views: 39641

Re: 1032: "Networking"

I never contemplated photocopying a burrito, but now that you mention it... it's so obvious.
by neoliminal
Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1031: "s/keyboard/leopard"
Replies: 97
Views: 36712

Re: 1031: "s/keyboard/leopard"

ekolis wrote:At least it didn't replace "keyboard" with "cougar"...



Ewe.
by neoliminal
Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1031: "s/keyboard/leopard"
Replies: 97
Views: 36712

Re: 0131: "s/keyboard/leopard"

Wikipedia vandalism, though immature and deplorable, can be funny. Which obviously is not the case here. s/xkcd/4chan/ Come on guys. Have some integrity. Also, we owe it to wikipedia to police it; We, the forum readers, who have the time and know the deal... vs. the mass of xkcd readers who are not...
by neoliminal
Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1030: "Keyed"
Replies: 108
Views: 30036

Re: 1030: "Keyed"

This is not surrealism. It's more like modern literalism.
by neoliminal
Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1029: "Drawing Stars"
Replies: 135
Views: 39887

Re: 1029: "Drawing Stars"

I have the hardest time drawing the &
by neoliminal
Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1027: "Pickup Artist"
Replies: 2030
Views: 275820

Re: 1027: Pickup Artist

I see a basic disconnect between the two sides of this debate. 1) Pick Up Artist, or their supporters, seem to believe that they are acting in a natural fashion which enhances who they already are. That their training allows them to connect with people they would normally be unable to even speak wit...
by neoliminal
Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1027: "Pickup Artist"
Replies: 2030
Views: 275820

Re: 1027: Pickup Artist

Diet? She looks ridiculously thin to me.
by neoliminal
Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1026: "Compare and Concave"
Replies: 74
Views: 31737

Re: 1026: "Compare and Contrast"

Afrael wrote:
cellocgw wrote:According to my HS English teacher, Romeo was more likely to be in his late 20s. Juliet was jail-bait, though


Jailbait doesn't quite cover it by today's standards. Juliet on Wikipedia.


The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
by neoliminal
Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1025:"Rock Tumbler"
Replies: 50
Views: 20170

Re: 1025:"Tumblr"

wvoelcker wrote:On the other hand, I've always been a fan of appending the phrase "The Musical" onto the end of other phrases.



So. It has come to this. The Musical.
by neoliminal
Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1025:"Rock Tumbler"
Replies: 50
Views: 20170

Re: 1025:"Tumblr"

When I showed this to my wife she said "I bet there is a themostrandomthing.tumblr.com ." Oddly, there wasn't. However I now have my stop watch out and will report how long it takes for one to appear. I can't find it now, but there was also a great bit about the worlds hardest email ad...
by neoliminal
Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1022: "So It Has Come To The Claw"
Replies: 96
Views: 27872

Re: 1022: "So It Has Come To This"

The possible recombination is alarming. Alice "We need to defrost the car." Bob "So. It has come to this." Alice "So. It has come to this ." Bob " You . Me. This moment." Alice "You. Me . This moment." Bob "So. It has come to this." Alice &...
by neoliminal
Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1021: "Business cat"
Replies: 70
Views: 26486

Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

I like that it's a nude beach. It make the whole comic funnier.
by neoliminal
Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1017: "Backwards in Time"
Replies: 75
Views: 20881

Re: 1017: "Backwards in Time"

"Man, it feels like I've been sitting here so long the dinosaurs would be dead already."

"Nay, we got another 5 minutes."
by neoliminal
Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1015: "Kerning"
Replies: 163
Views: 67651

Re: 1015: "Kerning"

HAE

(79/100 but I failed to understand the idea on the first so probably 82)
by neoliminal
Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1014: "Car Problems"
Replies: 104
Views: 26908

Re: 1014: "Car Problems"

"The subject in the driver's seat is obscured by the gases in the car."
by neoliminal
Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1003: "Hitler and Eve"
Replies: 447
Views: 92556

Re: 1003: "Adam and Eve"

curtis95112 wrote:I was thinking about the whole "Land of Nod" thing. If Adam's sons married people that weren't descended from Eve, doesn't that kind of screw up Original Sin? It's supposed to be passed down through the maternal line.


I've been on G+ too much today. I was looking for the +1 button.
by neoliminal
Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1012: "Wrong Superhero"
Replies: 119
Views: 43152

Re: 1012: "Wrong Superhero"

The throw back joke on this made me laugh. btw.

Captain Tautology IS Captain Tautology.
by neoliminal
Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: unselected; flash fiction and poetry
Replies: 0
Views: 4039

unselected; flash fiction and poetry

So I wrote this book with my flash fiction and poetry. Should be free tomorrow for 5 days, but it's free to share now if you have a prime account.

http://www.amazon.com/Unselected-ebook/dp/B0073YYXRC

Please enjoy!
by neoliminal
Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1011: "Baby Names by Frank Zappa"
Replies: 302
Views: 82533

Re: 1011: "Baby Names"

gjbloom wrote:If you're having trouble coming up with absurd baby names, babyzoink.com has got you covered, with an endless supply of quality names like:
    Arnolda
    Ebonstance
    Elvada
    Beuben
    Gwesley
    Gigidget
    Jodger
    Mook


Sweet, now I can totally name those elvin NPCs from Shadowrun.
by neoliminal
Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1011: "Baby Names by Frank Zappa"
Replies: 302
Views: 82533

Re: 1011: "Baby Names"

My wife and I agree. Worst possbile name for a girl:

Dome
pronounced "Do me."
by neoliminal
Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1009: "Sigh"
Replies: 111
Views: 38835

Re: 1009: "Sigh"

Hey Ya...
by neoliminal
Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Chess vs. Go Which is the better board game.
Replies: 55
Views: 29413

Chess vs. Go Which is the better board game.

Chess has a strong Western history, but seems stagnated by over analysis.

Go has problems with ko's and super-ko's. The rules are also not entirely unified across the globe.
by neoliminal
Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:26 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.
Replies: 81
Views: 50107

Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.

And you hate the last OS you tried.
by neoliminal
Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1009: "Sigh"
Replies: 111
Views: 38835

Re: 1009: "Sigh"

I just registered to say RGOOMH.
by neoliminal
Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1008: “Suckville”
Replies: 99
Views: 40537

Re: 1008: “Suckville”

1. The game is clearly 1000 Blank White Cards.

2. Hell, Michigan has one of the best Paintball fields in the country. I was on the pro team there for a number of years.

3. I didn't notice the limbs, but WolfieMario totally wins for his modification.
by neoliminal
Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1007: "Sustainable"
Replies: 115
Views: 31973

Re: 1007: "Sustainable"

Fire Brns wrote:This thread is not sustainable.


You mean:

"This sustainable is not sustainable."
by neoliminal
Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1007: "Sustainable"
Replies: 115
Views: 31973

Re: 1007: "Sustainable"

I hope some math geeks here can understand the following question and help me a little. I've thought about this quite a few times in my life, but never sat down to really figure it out. Here goes: I'm looking for a function that provides the same "sense", for lack of a better word, in a u...
by neoliminal
Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1007: "Sustainable"
Replies: 115
Views: 31973

Re: 1007: "Sustainable"

Double Plus Sustainable.
by neoliminal
Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1006: "Sloppier Than Fiction"
Replies: 60
Views: 17541

Re: 1006: "Sloppier Than Fiction"

Eebster the Great wrote:
neoliminal wrote:It's a fictional representation that is less interesting than the real version.... :cry:

But it has no alt text, so it's basically worthless.



Yeah, you got me there. Insta-contest. Best alt text wins something weird from me.

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