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by Mikemk
Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not neglecting not to fail to use a not insignificant number of non-negative words. Banned for not elaborating using at most 1 negative word. Banned for not banning mike for not elaborating. In other words, I was trying to find an efficient solution to a problem, which if possible will e...
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because I'm trying to find a solution to a problem for a video game which Wikipedia claims is NP-Complete, and you're distracting me.
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for assuming I didn't notice. (And being correct in that assumption)
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for changing your signature.
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 79073

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

I think I'll put 170 chips in.
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

I go mining again. The chest gains a stone again. http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117789 No butterfly again. http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117790 Me & my stuff: HP: 3 STR: 1 (+2) DEF: 2 LVL: 2 XP: 0 Equipped: 1 Steel Sword, +2 STR 1 Silk Nets (Goo...
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1519
Views: 113706

Re: You must kill flicky

I pull the dagger out of Neil and toss it at flicky. I then pull a new one out of my boot and stab Neil again.
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

I go mining. The chest gains a stone. http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117777 No butterfly http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117778 Me & my stuff: HP: 3 STR: 1 (+2) DEF: 2 LVL: 2 XP: 0 Equipped: 1 Steel Sword, +2 STR 1 Silk Nets (Goo Net stats, and 25% ...
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1519
Views: 113706

Re: You must kill flicky

Neil_Boekend wrote:Yes. I have been for a while. BlitzGirl killed me the last time I died.

Ah, sorry about that. Well, at least you don't know I stabbed you earlier, and won't be taking revenge. :twisted:
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1519
Views: 113706

Re: You must kill flicky

Neil_Boekend wrote:You become a zombie too

Hey, aren't you supposed to be killing flicky, not me?

Speaking of which, aren't you dead?
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1519
Views: 113706

Re: You must kill flicky

I stab Neil to claim flicky for myself. I then eat a flicky sandwich.
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

You have to roll a d100 and roll more than your current level*10. AFAIK, If you fail you keep your XP and can try again in your next post. By the way, most things can be found in the first post of the topic . It's constantly updated with new tables and info too. I wasn't clear what that meant on th...
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1519
Views: 113706

Re: You must kill flicky

*draws a pentagram on the floor in "I can't believe it's not goat's blood" *places black candles on each corner *Lights the candles, the flames are oddly black and seem to decrease the light in the room *mutters; "darn now I can't read the incantation anymore" *Places a 10 KW fl...
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

Question: When leveling up, what do I have to roll to successfully level, and do I lose the XP if I don't successfully level?
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

[quote="Mikemk"] I attack a slime http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117728 It misses. I deal min(2-0, 5) = 2 damage It misses. I deal min(2-0, 3) = 2 damage It misses. I deal min(2-0, 1) = 1 damage. The slime is dead. The chest gains a goo. Also, I take one of the silk nets....
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 79073

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

@Sabrar
Spoiler:
Bet 30
by Mikemk
Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

@Mikemk: No instead of high carbon iron ore you got steel. I assumed you took the 2x steel and 2x wood to make the plating. Try as you might, steel playing simply doesn't seem to stay in place. Not designed for wearing, it turns out. So, what does it do? Can I create chains or leather strips to hol...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

So, instead of a high carbon iron ore, i got steel plating earlier? So since I did that twice, I now have two steel plating? Well, one of them is going in the chest since I can't use 2, and the other equipped. Will someone please explain how I do a battle, and whether or not I can use 2 weapons? (sw...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

This doesn't count as a post for in game timing. If anyone is wondering, Wootz steel is a real thing, Damascus steel is the most famous (and I think the strongest) variety. Also, I have a suggestion for stats based on a d64 dice roll. 1-10 +2 stat (same as normal steel 11-60 +3 stat 61-63 +4 stat, +...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

I saw that 1. You forgot to update the chest and pile. There were 33 stone in it after my post and you didn't use any. Which is strange since I just quote the last person's chest, but yes, I did forget to take out the wood I used. I go woodcutting again using the axe in the chest. I get 2 wood. htt...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

I go woodcutting. I get Wood I got a 1, Neil can verify I use one wood to make 1 iron ore molten. I use the smoke from 1 burning wood from the chest to create high carbon iron ore (stronger than normal). I'll leave it to everyone else to decide how much stronger. Example, if I use 2 charcoal and 2 h...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

I go mining again. I get an iron ore. The Coyote site wasn't working. I got a 43, Neil can verify Me & my stuff: HP: 3 STR: 0 (+2) DEF: 2 LVL: 1 XP: 0 Equipped: 1 Steel Sword, +2 STR My chest: 1 Steel Sword, +2 1 eggshell 2 Iron ore Chest: Raw Materials: 29 Stone 1 Goo 13 Silk 6 Iron ore...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

Mike, putting one stat point in HP is the same as putting two HP in i.e. you've spent three of your stat points on HP, so your max HP is 6. I know I go mining again. I get an iron ore. The Coyote site wasn't working. I got a 38, Neil&Echo can verify Me & my stuff: HP: 3 STR: 0 (+2) ...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 92968
Views: 7143018

Re: Count to a Million

63360
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 92968
Views: 7143018

Re: Count to a Million

63358
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4383

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

Government is very badly coordinated. Inter-government tasks are even worse. When you add governments that hate each other into the mix... Long story short, they all kill each other while arguing over whether or not to have veggie bacon with dinner. Next person was a spy for one of those governments...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

I go mining again. I get stone again. It goes to the chest again. http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117368 I put a hole in my egg and drain everything out so it doesn't spoil. I keep the eggshell to make jewelry once I mine the materials. What are the recipes for armor? Me & my st...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26056
Views: 2387221

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now owe your phone company, electric company, etc, 1.68 million US dollars. Or rather, you will when you get your bills this month.

I wish my genie wasn't deaf.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 79073

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

@Sabrar
Spoiler:
Check unless anyone raises. Wait for me to decide if they raise
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26056
Views: 2387221

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but their volume gets shrunk until they each the proper pressure. They no longer fit on your bike.

I wish for a genie which grants wishes as I intend them to be granted.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for making me laugh ten seconds by pointing out my silly (and completely unintentional) error
Quote me!
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

flicky1991 wrote:Banned for being surrounded by me.

You were also surrounded by me
Lazer is banned for sounding too much like Lasor.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for being a hypocrite since you're also the 5th unique poster in a row
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1519
Views: 113706

Re: You must kill flicky

I curse flicky to die if someone quotes him.

flicky1991 wrote:Since when did Black Hat become a murderer? I think he'd rather ruin our lives in subtle ways.

That's what I said!
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1154893

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for banning
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 79073

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

Flips Queen, Jack.

Pair of Jacks, Queen High.

I'll take my 880 chips, for a new total of 1320.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

Mining, I get a stone. It goes to the chest http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117292 Can I make a pickaxe to increase my mining chances? How does enchanting work? Also, I'm not really sure how the stats and xp work, that's why they're ?. Same with my sword. Me & my stuff: HP: ? ST...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4383

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

Fortunately, we're in the ocean, and I'm a water elemental.
I use destructive waves to destroy the boat the next user is on
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26056
Views: 2387221

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I granted your wish about a day in advance. There is now one more active player than 2 days ago.

I wish for a chunk of chocolate with dimensions in inches, with the same numbers as my previous wish.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once Upon A Castle
Replies: 607
Views: 22541

Re: Once Upon A Castle

I go woodcutting again. http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=117146 I get a wood I use my 2 wood, one wood from the chest, my iron ore, and 1 iron ore from the chest to craft a steel sword. Chest: Raw Materials: 14 Stone 1 Goo 13 Silk 7 Iron ore 7 Sand 4 Silver Ore 4 wood Tools/Armour: &...

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