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by Mikemk
Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 76915

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

Call 50, raise 190
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It will be on Netflix of Neverland.

I wish Doctor Who wasn't waiting a year before it's next season.
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 90979
Views: 6859877

Re: Count to a Million

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :D :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D
flicky1991 wrote:That's not a number.

Yes it is.
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 90979
Views: 6859877

Re: Count to a Million

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :D :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D :D :D
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:26 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Plural of "Octopus"
Replies: 89
Views: 58129

Re: Plural of "Octopus"

There's not really anything to "get over", you're free to spell words however you please. Just don't try and defend it as having some logical reasoning behind it beyond "this appears to be a standard way to spell this word in English". ^_^ Seems a pretty good reason to me. After...
by Mikemk
Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:22 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Magicians
Replies: 10
Views: 2933

Re: Magicians

I didn't realize it was based on books
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:39 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Magicians
Replies: 10
Views: 2933

Magicians

Anyone watching The Magicians? It's aired seven episodes, and airs on Monday Nights.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Better Call Saul
Replies: 14
Views: 7617

Re: Better Call Saul

Season 2 started a couple weeks ago. Ep 3 airs tomorrow (Feb 29). Spoiler for Ep 1: During the B/W cold open, our protagonist carves "SG was here" in the wall. No other characters are expected to understand this message, it's just for him. This means that he thinks of himself as Saul ...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: μTorrent pronunciation
Replies: 43
Views: 26968

Re: μTorrent pronunciation

I vote Tribler
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Plural of "Octopus"
Replies: 89
Views: 58129

Re: Plural of "Octopus"

For me: Agenda is singular. Agendas is plural. Criteria is plural. Criterium and criterion are also plural. Requirement is singular. Data is plural, or at least slural. Datum is singular. Media is both, similar to deer. Octopus is singular. Octopi is plural. Get over it. Now, I can't stay and take, ...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It stops failing because it's failed. My wish is secret. If I tell you, it won't come true. --------------------------------------------------------------- Unrelated: Granted, you have an infinite capacity to desire new, fantastic, and specific things. Even with unlimited wishes, you'd neve...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:08 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: xkcd Phone: Application Programming Language
Replies: 21
Views: 8334

Re: xkcd Phone: Application Programming Language

On a more serious note, the following functions are automatically included in all objects unless overridden: ⋅  GetValueOfPi START int e, long float b} Nonstatically determines the value of π in base b, scaled so that ((π-e)/(e-0))_10 = ((π-e)/(e-0))_b ⋅  GetValueOfPi START} Retu...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:44 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: You r our 10k visitor! Click here 4 u FREE prize!
Replies: 0
Views: 7459

You r our 10k visitor! Click here 4 u FREE prize!

Click here!
(this forum doesn't support [youtube]

(It's a list of a few of the ten hundred most used words)
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Writing the PhD thesis as "Thing Explainer"
Replies: 2
Views: 7834

Re: Writing the PhD thesis as "Thing Explainer"

Are you hoping to get a special piece of paper needed to get a job?

Anyway, try visiting this page: http://www.xkcd.com/simplewriter/
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Avatar
Replies: 0
Views: 7014

Avatar

Do you like my profile image?
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Jeff_UK wishes to know what flicky thought was self-referential about that.

My wish is the same.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

It fits like a jigsaw puzzle.

I wish I could have my friend Catherine with me in my apartment.
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Not granted. It's impossible to persuade Congress to change the system. I wish I could go back in time a month and a half and fix all the mistakes I've made. Granted. You have no spots. You do have skin cancer though. PS: I don't know why you can't see the image, I can: http://i.imgur.com/8m3bxfK.pn...
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 76915

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

It's call and raise
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:12 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: What hosting do you all use?
Replies: 8
Views: 5443

Re: What hosting do you all use?

I use 000webhost.com
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106824
Views: 45904646

Re: 1190: "Time"

This thread is timeless
Image
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 6:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You're arrested for a DUI while flying through the Empire State Building.

I wish for $1 trillion USD which is legal, not stolen, and not counterfeit.

PS: I don't know why you can't see the image, I can: http://i.imgur.com/8m3bxfK.png
by Mikemk
Tue Mar 01, 2016 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 76915

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

Raise 40
by Mikemk
Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Here you go. She crushes you.
Spoiler:
Image


I wish people wouldn't get mad at me when I forget to make a wish.
by Mikemk
Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Knowing the realities of the universe makes you depressed about your pointless, small little life. You kill yourself.

I wish you were still alive
by Mikemk
Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4264

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

It's a slow moving ceiling fan blade. My feet are strong enough to make it stop moving.

The next person is allergic to oxygen
by Mikemk
Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

It's injected directly into your bloodstream.

I wish my second monitor didn't break
by Mikemk
Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4264

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

It's a paralytic serum instead.

The next person is undergoing a surgery and the surgeon didn't realize Peter swapped the death serum with the paralytic serum.
by Mikemk
Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish for two more wishes. I then wish Neil had granted his own wish, since my previous post was accidental. I also wish for a moderator to delete my previous post.
by Mikemk
Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

EDIT: Ignore this
by Mikemk
Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25982
Views: 2314144

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

It's been 3 days. It's stopped.
by Mikemk
Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4264

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

Genies always corrupt your wishes. You ought to know that.
I am now Death, and I collect the soul of the next person.
by Mikemk
Sat Feb 27, 2016 5:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4264

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

While I'm wearing a polyethylene suit.

I smack the next person on the back of the head. Keep in mind that I'm Superman.
by Mikemk
Sat Feb 27, 2016 5:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 76915

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

@Sabrar
Spoiler:
Fold
by Mikemk
Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4264

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

Keyword there: Attempt.

I give this to the next person:
Image
by Mikemk
Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Longest time as the last post
Replies: 28088
Views: 1373729

Re: Longest time as the last post

BURP!!!

(sorry)
by Mikemk
Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kill the person who posts after you.
Replies: 78
Views: 4264

Re: Kill the person who posts after you.

I'm Superman*. Hulk falls backward onto the next person who does not have superpowers.

* Yes, I know I'm mixing Marvel and DC. Get over it.
by Mikemk
Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1572: "xkcd Survey"
Replies: 366
Views: 123264

Re: 1572: "xkcd Survey"

What if the results are in what if?
by Mikemk
Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1572: "xkcd Survey"
Replies: 366
Views: 123264

Re: 1572: "xkcd Survey"

I'm saying, maybe he put the results somewhere secret without telling anyone and is waiting for someone to randomly stumble on the page. It wouldn't be the first time.
by Mikemk
Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11
Replies: 1397
Views: 76915

Re: Texas Hold 'em 2.0 - Hand 11

@Sabrar
Spoiler:
check unless anyone raises, else fold

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