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by Keand64
Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Second-to-last-to-post wins!
Replies: 422
Views: 66403

Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

There's a flaw in your rules: if no one posts, you lose. However, now your're winning (aren't I nice). Of course, I could just double-post...
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Strange but false
Replies: 544
Views: 65937

Re: Strange but false

There is a rare genetic defect found in only i% of the population that causes the protein in hair to mimic that of fingernails, thus creating an organic and constantly growing 'hard-hat' like formation on people's heads.
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the signature above you
Replies: 916
Views: 131197

Re: Rate the signature above you

Brooklynxman wrote:I <3 Amy

Its Aimee. ^^ But irrelevant. I say i/pi, which, in your puny mortal numbers, is about 8/10. +1 for latin, +2 for xkcd, +1 for being a linux user, +whateverisleft because of the random stat multiplier.
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96235
Views: 7761631

Re: Count to a Million

22,158. That is, the number that is... actually, I haven't done much reasearch on this particular specimen. Nine? Yes. Extremist Powers of two below two millenia? Yes. The Necronine? Yes. Hmm... I will need to study this pheno- meno- MUH in more detail. Also, we still have 77842 more posts until we ...
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.
Replies: 148
Views: 23525

Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

I, by my whole and institutional rights, declare myself to be of category 'WINNING', subcategory 'OWNING', sub2category 'PWNING', and isolated category 'OVERUSING.OVERUSED.INTERWORDS' But also, I would like to say that if anyone posts after me, I will personally ensure that they face a most epic dea...
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1058336

Re: Vending machine!

You get a newspaper article about the health aeffects of wating perfectly good comics.

I put in the necronine.
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2506273

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I look, therefore I post.
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2555472

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Now everyone can sing 'the song that never ends' in perfect harmony for all eternity.

I wish Satoko and Satoshi could be reunited and live happily as a family.
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1058336

Re: Vending machine!

A fairy gives you a bigger wallet. (Now you can store 500 rupees!)

I put in Stanly the Satanist.
by Keand64
Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96235
Views: 7761631

Re: Count to a Million

Twenty-two thousand, one hundred, forty-eight (22,148)

I will now go on a three to five hour long lecture about the history, etymology, and proper usage of the number, culminating with some horribly terrible pun about it.

But I don't have enough characters remaining. So, in summary: YAYNESS!
by Keand64
Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0248: "Hypotheticals"
Replies: 77
Views: 20841

Re: "Hypotheticals" discussion

This comic reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend one day: Aaron: You know pokemon stands for poket monsters, so pokecenter is a poket center, pokemart is a poket mart, etc.? Me: hmm...Hyopomon: Hypothetical Monsters. Its just like pokem, except hypothetical: What if I sent out charizard? ...
by Keand64
Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:17 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Misheard phrases from childhood
Replies: 91
Views: 17679

Re: Misheard phrases from childhood

For the longest time, I thought the lyrics to "The beauty of gray" were "The guilty are brave"; also, I always thought things were their brand name: Kleenex/Tissue; Eggo/Waffle; &c.

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