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by Welsh Mullet
Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: My (infinite) Number is Bigger!
Replies: 37
Views: 4405

Re: My (infinite) Number is Bigger!

The number of decimal places in Pi
by Welsh Mullet
Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

Good sir, i believe you are, as they say "Doing it wrong" >Carrying on from HIDE The man walks into the room and looks at the screen. He says: "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" >POP OUT OF YOUR HIDING PLACE AND SAY "I JUST lost twenty dollars and my self respect"
by Welsh Mullet
Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: The penguins don't have a floppy drive, and they store their floppies next to a rather large magnet.
by Welsh Mullet
Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: Fatal head injuries don't
by Welsh Mullet
Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster
The Guide states that the effect of one "is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

...X5

You die.
Is not big surprise to me, as you are tiny baby!

>RESTART
by Welsh Mullet
Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

You sit on the floor crying.
A large Russian man with a mini gun asks you if you are okay.

>CRY SOME MOAR!
by Welsh Mullet
Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

While looking some more, you lose concentration and fall off the grue.
You cut your legs badly as you land.

>CRY

(Follow the same pattern as above.....please :3 )
by Welsh Mullet
Sun May 23, 2010 9:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: You find out they are all fake... and poisonous.
by Welsh Mullet
Sun May 23, 2010 9:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

You end up on the topic of the universe, it's shape, and where the heck the middle of it is.

>TELL YOUR DATE ABOUT YOUR NEW THEORY OF THE UNIVERSE (yes, i have come up with the outlines of one...)
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 22, 2010 1:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2697
Views: 276886

Re: Mornington Crescent

I use 17 sky-blue-pink tokens to perform a reverse parallel bars vertical shunt slingshot across the car park which gives me...

Mornington Crescent
Good game guys. Shame it slowed up a bit towards the end.
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 22, 2010 12:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: All Wings Report In
Replies: 204
Views: 39671

Re: All Wings Report In

Image
Delta squad, reporting in!

also: MEGA BUMP!
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 22, 2010 12:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: It was Delilah... (WHY? WHY? WHY?)
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 22, 2010 11:59 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Quantum Teleportation over 10-miles
Replies: 31
Views: 4247

Re: Quantum Teleportation over 10-miles

So, if nothing can travel faster than light, this means there would be a delay between sending and receiving, right? (otherwise, does it break physics? or does this quantum physics not have to obey normal physics?) What if you set your end to up, but while it was sending, the one at the other end wa...
by Welsh Mullet
Fri May 21, 2010 1:11 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Gamers: The inverted Y-axis poll
Replies: 87
Views: 144513

Re: Gamers: The inverted Y-axis poll

But you move your field of view, and eyes, up.
That's how i think of it anyway.
by Welsh Mullet
Mon May 17, 2010 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

There is no hostess. This is a gay bar!

>LISTEN TO THE MUSIC (WHICH HAPPENS TO BE "GAY BAR")
by Welsh Mullet
Tue May 11, 2010 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Welsh Mullet
Tue May 11, 2010 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: No more USA! Now we can all spell words the correct way!
by Welsh Mullet
Tue May 11, 2010 10:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: Brighton went GREEN!
by Welsh Mullet
Mon May 10, 2010 8:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: A wild WELSH MULLET uses SPLASH attack
by Welsh Mullet
Mon May 10, 2010 5:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

You wake up in a pod full of goo. You have just been ejected from the Matrix.

>BE EJECTED FROM GOO POD
by Welsh Mullet
Mon May 10, 2010 8:31 am UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: What would you do with an infinitely fast computer?
Replies: 818
Views: 226239

Re: What would you do with an infinitely fast computer?

I get at most 50fps when not in a fight, on the lowest settings, directx 8.1, and which a fps config.
I am however on a laptop :3
by Welsh Mullet
Sun May 09, 2010 9:31 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: What would you do with an infinitely fast computer?
Replies: 818
Views: 226239

Re: What would you do with an infinitely fast computer?

You could run Team Fortress 2 with decent fps... :D
by Welsh Mullet
Sun May 09, 2010 9:29 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Battle of the Doctors
Replies: 31
Views: 8045

Re: Battle of the Doctors

The Doctor's is bigger than Rory's :3
by Welsh Mullet
Sun May 09, 2010 9:11 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: The Flood versus EVERYTHING
Replies: 184
Views: 47912

Re: The Flood versus EVERYTHING

Hunters aren't infected, because they are a bunch of worms, thus no central nerve system to take over. They are, however, broken down into biomass to make pure forms.
Jackals and grunts are too small to be infected, but they too are broken down to feed the gravemind.
by Welsh Mullet
Sun May 09, 2010 9:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: Using Goto statements is considered bad practice
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 08, 2010 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2697
Views: 276886

Re: Mornington Crescent

*a hem* I already have Paddington
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 08, 2010 6:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: Man referring to species in general. You're still female.
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 08, 2010 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: At least you still have boobs
by Welsh Mullet
Sat May 08, 2010 3:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2697
Views: 276886

Re: Mornington Crescent

Purple tokens? why do you want those under the current rule set?
Reverse quantum helical shunt to Paddington, giving me control of the Wales-ward mainline, and 3 silver tokens.
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

You inspect the mobile phone and realise it is actually a computer. You press a button on the key pad, and the phone changes to something more akin to a palm.

> CONNECT TO THE INTERNET
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 11:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

You find a mobile phone. It's basically a normal phone attached to a huge battery. You realise you have gone back in time.

>FIND A CALENDER
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 9:55 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: British Election, take two
Replies: 68
Views: 8134

Re: British Election, take two

Votes now being counted across the country.
Labour is currently in the lead, with one seat.
La Co Li Other
1 0 0 0
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 9:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

You open your window. Unfortunately, the house you woke up in is in Port Talbot, near the steel works. The air outside smells worse.

> FIND AIR FRESHENER
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 8:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: When you eventually wake up, you find out you weren't pregnant!
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Welcome to Zork
Replies: 607
Views: 52144

Re: Welcome to Zork

She turns round. Wait... Your getting De ja Vu. A bald black man in a leather trench coat appears at your side and offers you two pills, red or blue.

>TAKE The Misogyny Kool-Aid
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 8:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881967

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: Your sticky in places where the rain doesn't reach, and you haven't got any morning after pills.
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 8:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2697
Views: 276886

Re: Mornington Crescent

29,753. It had a few extra as it was the special edition. It included sample strategies and game break downs.

Edit: And mine is in glorious colour.
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2697
Views: 276886

Re: Mornington Crescent

New game then? Anyone object to including using the "MC: Modernisation" supplement of 1997, or are everyone's rooms already full?

I'll start, nice and easy one, Holloway Road
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 8:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 348504

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Oh dear. I murdered a relatively attractive woman then had sex with her. I had sex with a relatively attractive woman then murdered her. I'm getting away with the murder of many sexy women who i then bang. There. Now I've satisfied my dead woman. Just like I satisfied my dead woman. ;) sometimes, i...
by Welsh Mullet
Thu May 06, 2010 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2697
Views: 276886

Re: Mornington Crescent

I play a reverse upwards spiralling shunt to Camden Town. I make use of the normally useless Copper Free Ride Token and use them to short the third rail power jumpers, knocking out major sections of the Northern line for 2 turns.

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