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by TimelordSimone
Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Clever Bot
Replies: 94
Views: 13802

Re: Clever Bot

She's accused me of being a robot, confessed an attraction for me (even though she has a boyfriend), and then accused me of not existing (I think).
This is fun.
by TimelordSimone
Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13415
Views: 1639773

Re: Today I Learned

The latin for unicorn is monoceros.

Also there is a constellation of a table.
by TimelordSimone
Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 16912

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

By decree of His Majesty, King oagersnap... names of five different species of animal must appear in all rules starting now :) Sehr Gut :D Summary: 2:1 - First Rule: All rules must break themselves without creating a logical fallacy. 2:2 - This rule and all rules posted after this one must be great...
by TimelordSimone
Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Wikiwalk Game
Replies: 23
Views: 3300

Re: The Wikiwalk Game

Jursi to Perişor
Estonia
European Union
Romania
Dolj
Perişor

Again, that went a lot better than I expected it to.
by TimelordSimone
Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How'd you come up with your username(s)?
Replies: 1405
Views: 234932

Re: How'd you come up with your username(s)?

Technically I didn't come up with mine. Simone developed as a nickname because there is -always- another Simon about (and my surname begins with an E). Timelord is my pub title, bequeathed unto me by Lady Zozwold of Norfolkshire. I think I was attempting to explain causal loops at the time. As you d...
by TimelordSimone
Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 16912

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

This rule is exclusively concerned with stipulating that no words of a length greater than three syllables are to be used. 2:1 - it breaks itself with the words 'exclusively' and 'stipulating'. 2:2, 2:3 - it is 21 words long. 2:4 - all the words are different (unless I've horrendously misread my own...
by TimelordSimone
Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Wikiwalk Game
Replies: 23
Views: 3300

Re: The Wikiwalk Game

GOAL: Cumberland (Amtrak station)

1. Christoforos Nezer (d. 1970)
2. Greece
3. Human Development Index
4. United States
5. Maryland
6. Cumberland
7. Cumberland (Amtrak station)

That went a lot better than I thought it would.
by TimelordSimone
Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 727351

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

FUSED WITH SCIENCE

...fairly sure that doesn't mean anything.
by TimelordSimone
Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3398
Views: 725944

Re: What were your dreams last night?

My housemate and I travelled to Serbia and ate blue turkey. I went to the shops and met a charming businessman who helped me fight some imps.
by TimelordSimone
Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90128
Views: 8680347

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Gears wrote:I just joined the facebook group "If This Group Gets 1,000,000 Members, It Will have 1,000,000 Members."


Not really -that- related, but I joined a facebook group titled "An Arbitrary Number of People Demanding Some Sort of Action be Taken."
by TimelordSimone
Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:22 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Think Before Naming Your Child
Replies: 1622
Views: 337047

Re: Think Before Naming Your Child

Yesterday I came across a Mr J Bond. I was very disappointed to discover his first name wasn't James . :( /angell My mother taught a child called James Bond. She used to call him 'double oh three and a half'. He didn't get it. I'm tempted to pay to have my name changed solely because I lack a middl...
by TimelordSimone
Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36767
Views: 2211596

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Oh damn. I mostly lurk, but I clicked the thread before I finished reading the title. Didn't want to ruin it, so here I am.
by TimelordSimone
Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 16912

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

Revised #2 Rulings, River Tam requires red writing now written red rulings Old rules don't fit, you have to make it so that it's new rulings. Uh, it says requires red writing now. P.S. what is "smurf"? Does he mean the word smurf? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs But yes I mean the...
by TimelordSimone
Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 16912

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

Echo's smurfing rule:
Following rules (after this)
Must utilise 'Smurf'.
by TimelordSimone
Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Fantasy Rules Committee
Replies: 191
Views: 16912

Re: Fantasy Rules Committee

Duban wrote:Rule: River Tam to
require red writing with
written red rulings


That is eleven words. Which makes it invalid, yes?
by TimelordSimone
Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:45 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Pick a number between 1 and 100
Replies: 74
Views: 7223

Re: Pick a number between 1 and 100

7. (Oh aren't I imaginative?)
by TimelordSimone
Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies Survey
Replies: 88
Views: 8217

Re: Hobbies Survey

I've never considered any of the things I do hobbies. I read. I play the piano. I play D&D. I was on a snookerette team not too long ago. I write occasionally. I used to cross-stitch but haven't done in years now. But I've just counting all of this as 'things I do' rather than 'hobbies'. Perhaps...
by TimelordSimone
Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:05 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Worst song lyrics
Replies: 332
Views: 58895

Re: Worst song lyrics

it's not fair and I think you're really mean I think you're really mean yes I think you're really mean oh you're supposed to care but you never make me scream you never make me scream oh it's not fair and it's really not ok it's really not ok it's really not ok oh you're supposed to care but all yo...
by TimelordSimone
Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:05 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: silly rabbit! Cereal is for Dinner!
Replies: 98
Views: 14289

Re: silly rabbit! Cereal is for Dinner!

I pretty much will only eat Rice Crispies (as far as cereal goes, I eat many other foodstuffs). And even that is only a relatively recent development. I used to have issues with dairy products, so I wouldn't eat cereal at all. I don't actually often eat breakfast though (I know, I know, most importa...
by TimelordSimone
Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3398
Views: 725944

Re: What were your dreams last night?

My ex threw a wig at me, and we had a -very- awkward conversation.
by TimelordSimone
Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:17 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: I'd like to know the name of this book/short story/comic
Replies: 664
Views: 254714

Re: I'd like to know the name of this book/short story

Yes it is! Thank you.
by TimelordSimone
Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:40 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: I'd like to know the name of this book/short story/comic
Replies: 664
Views: 254714

Re: I'd like to know the name of this book/short story

I read a short story a while ago, wherein two scientists build a computer that creates an entirely accurate simulation of the universe. They speed up the simulation and use it to watch themselves. And then it turns out that they themselves are also in a computer simulation. They decide to leave the ...
by TimelordSimone
Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:36 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1820
Views: 459891

Re: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?

My friend just got me Mirror, Mirror br Gregory Maguire for my birthday, because apparently he listens to my ramblings.
I've read (and loved) both Wicked and Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister so I have high hopes for this.
by TimelordSimone
Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: The worst film you've seen
Replies: 706
Views: 252422

Re: The worst film you've seen

10,000BC

Of films I've seen all the way through, anyway.
by TimelordSimone
Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90128
Views: 8680347

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

So I spent Wed/Thu/Fri pretty much entirely ill in bed.
I have to tidy/clean up after that at some point.
(Thank the gods I didn't actually vomit at all.)
by TimelordSimone
Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Nicknames
Replies: 162
Views: 13907

Re: Nicknames

Shortened versions of first and last names: Si, Sim, Emmo. My brother's friends used to call me Titch because (shock) I was shorter than kids three years older than me. But they mostly faded from use around secondary school. Simone is -barely- a nickname (it is my first name plus my last initial) bu...
by TimelordSimone
Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90128
Views: 8680347

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Teapot wrote:Seen in a corridor in the music building.
Spoiler:
04022010020.jpg


Excellent.

I am ill to the point I have spent the vast majority of the last two days in bed.
However this is not going to stop me going out tomorrow night to celebrate my 21st birthday.
I am the worst kind of person.
by TimelordSimone
Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is in Your Clipboard?
Replies: 3662
Views: 584843

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

@Joshwang No it's just cold.

Urm.
Probably something I was going to twitter but didn't?
by TimelordSimone
Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What **should** you be doing right now?
Replies: 1272
Views: 103666

Re: What **should** you be doing right now?

Zalzidrax wrote:Plotting my D&D campaign for tomorrow--or sleeping.


Hey that's what I should be doing as well!
by TimelordSimone
Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 727351

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

"One portion contains as much calcium as a glass of milk."
Small print reads: 2 pots = 100ml equivalent.

2 pots is not one portion. 100ml is not a glass of milk.

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