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by J Spade
Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: The Funniest Songs
Replies: 37
Views: 3677

The Funniest Songs

Post the ones that come to mind.

I submit: Wild Thing, by the late Sam Kinison
by J Spade
Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:42 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: The Rolling Cart
Replies: 46
Views: 6732

Re: The Rolling Cart

He could walk backwards until the cart catches up to him, then get in.
by J Spade
Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 20 Questions
Replies: 186
Views: 12516

Re: 20 Questions

14: Is it an oven mitt?
by J Spade
Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Warm clothes: What do you wear?
Replies: 56
Views: 7430

Re: Warm clothes: What do you wear?

I wear flannel pajamas under my jeans. It is the most comfortable solution I have ever tried and it works great for keeping the wind out.
by J Spade
Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 20 Questions
Replies: 186
Views: 12516

Re: 20 Questions

12: does it belong in a bedroom?
by J Spade
Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Prove that two curves in a square intersect
Replies: 76
Views: 6775

Re: Prove that two curves in a square intersect

I know that my logic doesn't hold true outside the problem, but it does inside the problem (doesn't it?), which is what I was trying to say.
by J Spade
Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Prove that two curves in a square intersect
Replies: 76
Views: 6775

Re: Prove that two curves in a square intersect

The x and y axis intersecting have nothing to do with this problem and the only arguments you've given are clearly not enough. The obvious counterexample is to take two curves from the top left to the bottom right that don't intersect except at the corners. How is that a counterexample? If intersec...
by J Spade
Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:30 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Prove that two curves in a square intersect
Replies: 76
Views: 6775

Re: Prove that two curves in a square intersect

Are they continuous curves? If so, then for every x, the horizontal curve has a value, and for every y, the vertical one does. Can we say from there that since x and y intersect, so do the curves? What do you mean by "x and y intersect"? That you can set them equal to each other? That jus...
by J Spade
Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 20 Questions
Replies: 186
Views: 12516

Re: 20 Questions

9: Does it belong in a house?
by J Spade
Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Prove that two curves in a square intersect
Replies: 76
Views: 6775

Re: Prove that two curves in a square intersect

Are they continuous curves? If so, then for every x, the horizontal curve has a value, and for every y, the vertical one does.

Can we say from there that since x and y intersect, so do the curves?
by J Spade
Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Six degrees of DEATH!
Replies: 101
Views: 11320

Re: Six degrees of DEATH!

The head flies off and hits a passer-by in the chest hard enough to stop his heart.
by J Spade
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0260: "The Glass Necklace"
Replies: 179
Views: 78969

Re: "The Glass Necklace" Discussion

How about a bisque-fired clay container for holding the sand? Not the lightest, but it would be non-conductive.
by J Spade
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Quick Brain Puzzler
Replies: 8
Views: 1365

Re: Quick Brain Puzzler

Spoiler:
I get x<1, just by dividing by x. It wouldn't work for negatives or 0, so my answer is 0<x<1.


30 seconds.
by J Spade
Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:21 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Two Way Mirror and an LCD Screen
Replies: 14
Views: 5669

Re: Two Way Mirror and an LCD Screen

Afterward you are required to display a picture of the room as it would normally be reflected in the mirror. Just for the WTF when people go to check their hair, etc.
by J Spade
Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Do You Like Songs for the Lyrics or the Music?
Replies: 83
Views: 8994

Re: Do You Like Songs for the Lyrics or the Music?

Mostly the music, but if the lyrics are horrible, I don't like it because it distracts from the musicality. As a result, some of my favorite songs are instrumentals, but the songs I like the very most have excellent, lyrics along with that which often require some thinking about to get the most out ...
by J Spade
Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I need this hat. (Hat Thread, maybe?)
Replies: 6
Views: 780

I need this hat. (Hat Thread, maybe?)

http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/thumbsup.php?image=jaxon_victorian-tophat-black_lrg.jpg&width=375 It is quite possibly the best hat ever. However, it you know of a similar hat that I might like better, or have a reason for which I my not like the above hat, please post it here. I want to ma...
by J Spade
Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Mom Wars.
Replies: 119
Views: 9564

Re: Your Mom Wars.

Your mom lost her virginity.
by J Spade
Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:12 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Boy or Girl Paradox
Replies: 126
Views: 14022

Re: Boy or Girl Paradox

Logically, a person could argue that while it was not stated that only one child was a girl, it makes sense, assuming that the person you are speaking with is cooperating with you, tht they are not both girls. Most likely, if they were, the statement would have said so.
by J Spade
Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:05 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Stupid science tricks?
Replies: 29
Views: 4240

Re: Stupid science tricks?

Aradae wrote:Image


That looks awesome.
by J Spade
Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:57 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Pressure in a Nerf gun
Replies: 13
Views: 6165

Re: Pressure in a Nerf gun

The only help I can offer is that if you know the surface area that the air is pushing on the dart, then you can find the force by multiplying that by the air pressure.
by J Spade
Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Have you ever been Banned? (here or anywhere)
Replies: 125
Views: 11259

Re: Have you ever been Banned?

I posted in the ban thread game and lost.
by J Spade
Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Best Place to Sell Game Credits?
Replies: 2
Views: 474

Re: Best Place to Sell Game Credits?

I've seen eBay selling sticky-notes that happen to have the passwords and usernames of characters created solely for the purpose of holding something of value, such as in-game currency.

Maybe you could sell some sticky-notes on eBay.
by J Spade
Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Naming your car
Replies: 77
Views: 4902

Re: Naming your car

Jos wrote:The only cars I could see named are the pussywagon, the mysterymobile and kit (Killbill, scoobydoo, knight rider)


But it's the Mystery Machine.... :[ How could you forget that?
by J Spade
Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: WWHGD?
Replies: 25
Views: 2802

Re: WWHGD?

I accidentally the whole bottle.

What would hat guy do?
by J Spade
Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10000 days of christmas
Replies: 14566
Views: 660334

Re: 10000 days of christmas

sje46 wrote:WE . .. move on. However we can.

I'm scared.
by J Spade
Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2553342

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It blows.

I wish I always had exactly enough cash in my pocket for what I wanted to purchase at the time. No more, no less.
by J Spade
Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 314757

Re: Escape from Raptors

But it causes the raptors to obtain another one and get to you that way.

Close my eyes, cover my ears, and yell "lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!" while sitting cross-legged on the floor.
by J Spade
Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!
Replies: 424
Views: 34223

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

You'd be able to scare children at Halloween parties.

The ability to jump 30 feet in the air, but only if someone else truly believes I can do it.
by J Spade
Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Post in this thread and get banned
Replies: 133
Views: 31484

Re: Post in this thread and get banned

A haiku I write
About this banning game thread
Silly Belial

You forgot to talk about seasons or nature. Ban extended!
by J Spade
Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10000 days of christmas
Replies: 14566
Views: 660334

Re: 10000 days of christmas

229 times I've wondered who will get to say partridge in a pear tree.
by J Spade
Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Book Challenge
Replies: 261
Views: 22972

Re: The Book Challenge

Assertions help identify bugs more easily, including identifying unexpected values.
by J Spade
Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Civics Test
Replies: 7
Views: 1093

Re: Civics Test

93.93%

As a high school student, this information is fresh on my mind.
by J Spade
Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Easonal Vatars Yndrome Trikes Gain!
Replies: 552
Views: 52051

Re: For those with Easonal Avatars Syndrome

Shakleton wrote:Here are mine!
I really hate the christmas-avatar but with my not-rly-1337-MS-Paint-Skillz that's about all I can do. If anyone has too much spare time, I'd be happy if I would get a proper hat for my Wall-e! *puppy eyes* :D


How about this one?
by J Spade
Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: A backwards story
Replies: 43
Views: 4312

Re: A backwards story

his

his +3 obsidian broadsword of sin. My raptor Gautama's whore cried "Go away!", but Robert winced as a turquoise attached ship crash landed. George Bush's nuke exploded as Siddhartha Gautama the pea-sized raptor fell. It finally died.
The end.
by J Spade
Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10000 days of christmas
Replies: 14566
Views: 660334

Re: 10000 days of christmas

1245 more types of gifts left not counting this one.
by J Spade
Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: A backwards story
Replies: 43
Views: 4312

Re: A backwards story

obsidian

obsidian broadsword of sin. My raptor Gautama's whore cried "Go away!", but Robert winced as a turquoise attached ship crash landed. George Bush's nuke exploded as Siddhartha Gautama the pea-sized raptor fell. It finally died.
The end.
by J Spade
Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: XKCD Scavenger Hunt (Caution: may involve leaving computer)
Replies: 416
Views: 51832

Re: XKCD Scavenger Hunt (Caution: may involve leaving computer)

iPod with broken screen:
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I hope it's broken enough for you. There are large black areas across the screen.
by J Spade
Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Who wants an argumet?
Replies: 117
Views: 7727

Re: Who wants an argumet?

Of course it does. It is invisible.
by J Spade
Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10000 days of christmas
Replies: 14566
Views: 660334

Re: 10000 days of christmas

1743 cans of Dr. Pepper.

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