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by azule
Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

I'd go all CG (see above) but then there'd be two of us. I guess I have to stay. :( If you are a member of [redacted], act as if you were not. If you are not, act as if you were. That'll keep 'em guessing. I don't even know what [redacted] is, but [redacted]. That's all I have to say about that. Ple...
by azule
Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: the thing pulled by a needle

Since he started the d avean discussion, messaging him would be redundant. But maybe molpish? I was going to say that "I cannot not be summoned". There's a possibility that "I can be summoned". I'm going to start saying "he who should not be summoned" to refer to you-k...
by azule
Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

Angels can be lords, too. He's our landlord. Did anyone remember to pay the rent?
by azule
Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

Neil_Boekend wrote:
jimbobmacdoodle wrote:glasnt didn't notice the javascript.
In the beginning, when Time was new, there was no javascript. Then the Great Lord Randall davean said "cp df5557.js server/s/df5557.js". He tested and saw it was good.
FTFY
by azule
Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

HES wrote:
Image
Nine
I hear the German nein(sp?), "no". I agree.

EtA: No. Just, no. Period. No period. ;)
by azule
Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Linguimatician

(seriously : it took me way too long to figure out how to conjugate "to be" properly (the base verb being "bezañ" , I was mightily confused that it came out as "zo".. talk about irregular verbs >.<) Without doing any research, it doesn't appear to be a big leap, to me....
by azule
Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

here is a riverish contribution, a commemorative OTTification of frame 37, from the innocent early dips. http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=47881&t=1 Oh, and I tried to come up with a clever way of unobtrusively including the word "penis" but I couldn't think of one. \||// Co...
by azule
Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: IN THE SᴏᴠɪOTT AFTERWHEN, ОИТ BLITZES *YOU*

Hey, guess wOTT ? Remember the impersonotter I mentioned lastpost? It so happens that @Spaceman_Spiff was the first person to point out that the frames of the OTC are changing. You remember how mysterious delurkers appeared right exactly when needed, to give us the hashes of the meteor frames? Of c...
by azule
Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: OH HAI, I THWAPPED YOUR SQUIRPIES

Link wrote:About to molpy down, but I want to post this lest I forget: I have some disturbing news. AUTOMOME figured out what the epilogue sequence is for:
AUTOMOME wrote:CROUCHING EPILOGUE, HIDDEN BRAINSLUG


RUN!
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
by azule
Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "Made You Look" game
Replies: 83
Views: 52942875

Re: "Made You Look" game

azule- OTTer. Personality type: ESTP? It was nice to be included. I don't think that's right. I'm not familiar enough with MBTI, but I think most of us might be INTP, embarrassingly. I'm pretty fond of debating people on the internet (a habit which I'm trying to break), but I hate debates and argum...
by azule
Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

To put together a few of the ideas floating around, a solution to basementee and lurker confusion: A bot, that posts 3rd post position of a NP, with a link to the wiki and glossary (mrob's?) and a summation of the latest newwords. Then, not every NP limit , a roundup of blitz quality quotes or what ...
by azule
Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

Poor past-micdi, not able to connect before the conference. It made me sad. Sounds like it improved afterward, thenceforth. Also, the basement. It keeps me pretty busy, so it's hard to stick around long enough to contribute, particularly when almost everything is meta now. Talking about the communit...
by azule
Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Hereshey

I couldn't help myself. I tried to not worry about commenting or, especially, OTTifying. Oh, well. This: http://www.forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=47688 Also, all books H should be called boeks, after Neil_Boekend. So, "Boek of Time", etc. balthasar "The version [of automeme] i ...
by azule
Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1473: "Location Sharing"
Replies: 67
Views: 16556

Re: 1473: "Location Sharing"

I was perusing the XKCD Isn't Funny site (the successor to xkcd sucks) and I found myself referenced . I gasped. Well, I'm not sure I was totally saying that (in that post) but I do agree with the guy. Could it be that I think [that this] xkcd sucks isn't funny? I know, :roll: burn me at the stake, ...
by azule
Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: TimeAfterTime Revisited – t1i-0449

Bot burger Time! Go, azule, shake those buns! I guess I'm the only one here. *sigh* *shakes* http://xkcd.mscha.org/otcstories/t1i-0449.png Did you notice … … the Umwelt reference? This is one of my favorite frames. Could it be because of the Umwelt similarity? (Although that actual frame in Umwelt b...
by azule
Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1477: "Star Wars"
Replies: 61
Views: 14597

Re: 1477: "Star Wars"

Is Conan O'Brien still doing "In the Year 2000"? I haven't watched him in a long time. Possibly not since the last century. I think he did it for one more year (2001) before retiring it. I loved that segment. Also, masturbating bear. Does he still do anything from his past shows? (I haven...
by azule
Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

The OUTSIDE is deserving of its bad reputation!

Quoting style has changed again. Can you guess why? Because you posted an image? I mean, no, no clue. http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=47505&mode=view That is so weird. I approve. Approve of your brief Bob, lmjb. I think I've lost two posts since I've started using my newly organized...
by azule
Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Social Literacy Thread (split from Rant)
Replies: 121
Views: 15869

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

I would only spell it Graham. It's also the spelling of graham crackers in the US. Irrelevant Shit: No, he didn't write you special lyrics. He wrote the lyrics of the song . I'll trust you. I looked up the lyrics and didn't see those words when I skimmed. The site I used was a mess, prob...
by azule
Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28495
Views: 3062870

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

gmalivuk wrote:It's a bloody song reference.
Including Will's contribution? I guess he knew it was a song, too, but wrote me special lyrics. That was nice of him. /sarcasm

Edit: New page, folks. Rock this page good. We only need personal ramblings/rants here, not in-fighting.
by azule
Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Social Literacy Thread (split from Rant)
Replies: 121
Views: 15869

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

This is you irrefutably demonstrating that you are hung up on the gender mismatch displayed in a pithy Starbucks cup joke. The gender of the cup holder is entirely inconsequential to the story. It means nothing . That your instinct, when faced with such an inconsequential gender mismatch is to reso...
by azule
Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

taixzo wrote:New what-if!

Which instantly brought to mind this:

Image
....to kill a person?

I never realized Time was so violent. *ignores raptorcat attack*
by azule
Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ooh, that reminds me. Here's a RELATED Drawception panel I made recently: https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2015/1-22/tDGRapEhx6-10.png Ewe drawr guud. (Darn, if only that were a sheep.) Is there a word for when you think someone missed the joke, but you actually missed their joke? Seems I'm not t...
by azule
Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Social Literacy Thread (split from Rant)
Replies: 121
Views: 15869

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

Pfhorrest, money issues cause most of the world's problems. Sorry that yours is so close to home and infuriating. I've loaned people money, and while that seemed fine, not only did I never get it back, but they, like in your situation, squandered it. It's just not worth it, according to me. But, thi...
by azule
Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:10 am UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0127: "Tug of War"
Replies: 61
Views: 21830

Re: What-If 0127: "Tug of War"

Washington is often called Washington State. Washington, D.C. is often called D.C.

Dunno about the confusion but those terms could have helped avoid it.
by azule
Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

^mrob's index page (um, other pages?), on his site. Is there a word for when you think someone missed the joke, but you actually missed their joke? Seems I'm not the only person round these parts that does that. What's the word for "someone missed the joke"? We can work from there to find ...
by azule
Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Social Literacy Thread (split from Rant)
Replies: 121
Views: 15869

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

Link, thanks. The second one we have outside. Those are a pain, indeed. I had four set up in front of the house, one in another area. The other area is out and I haven't replaced it. The four in front, I think two are those type, while the other two are in-house lights... Apparently I have just give...
by azule
Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28495
Views: 3062870

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

Well, fuck. Apparently my post did not go through and it's all closed and I don't have it in my clipboard anymore. :cry: Basic rundown: Link, halogen is the long lights, right? I have 2 fixtures that have have the light, 2 that don't. They could take 2 lights in each fixture. But, I'm not gonna spen...
by azule
Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Hipster OTTer welcomes Revealer before they're revealed.

azule, is that one of your comix that you posted? Yep. I posted it before, but this time the context was right. ^_^ everytime you get mentioned in the recap, you get a pt. Ooh, I'm gonna start counting! More arbitrary fun! I think I have one or two so far. It turns out that the acronym "FFS&qu...
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28495
Views: 3062870

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

Probably not a helpful suggestion: Darth Motherfucker. :mrgreen:
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Should we change the national anthem?
Replies: 115
Views: 32203

Re: Should we change the national anthem?

Woah. I need to see the lyrics, now. Well, later, unless someone posts it earlier than later.
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

NY OTTers reveal thyselves!

Well, a half hour ago I was going to ask if there was an OTTish word for heartbroken, but things seem to be more molpish now. *sigh* There's a reason I didn't want to start dating. Too much drama! Aww, sorry to hear. :( I think the word is *ndish, but what word might depend on the cause of this hea...
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Social Literacy Thread (split from Rant)
Replies: 121
Views: 15869

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

I've never been to a fast food restaurant or coffee shop that asked for my name, in Europe or Asia (I've don't remember going to one in America). I forgot to mention that this is a very recent trend. At first it was just one place, then it spread a bit like a virus. The only places I've used names ...
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28495
Views: 3062870

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

Why are all these fast-food joints asking for my name? I'm much more comfortable being a number. If I go to a fancy restaurant they don't ask for my name. Even Carl's Jr. brings food to my table and they don't ask for my name. But Burger King, Taco Bell, and Jack in the Box do. The problem are thing...
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1477: "Star Wars"
Replies: 61
Views: 14597

Re: 1477: "Star Wars"

I think it might be the parents and being kids thing. The 70s happened while my parents were adults. But the 90s happened while I was basically an adult (don't judge me, you yungins!). That means that we measure periods by childhoods. Everything before, everything during, and everything after, with ...
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:01 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Help with What If-style Citations
Replies: 23
Views: 7056

Re: Help with What If-style Citations

It might be that all the code needs to be local, including jquery. Otherwise there might be cross-site restrictions (i.e. to stop remote hacking).

You could test Javascript by just getting an alert box to pop up, then you'd know.
by azule
Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:25 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Help with What If-style Citations
Replies: 23
Views: 7056

Re: Help with What If-style Citations

If that isn't working, is it possible Javascript is disabled in the browser you're using? Is this being done at school? There might be security restrictions.

What browser and version have you tried this code on?
by azule
Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28495
Views: 3062870

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

When a person tries to help another on the computer...the least the other person can do is clear their bad web history. *depressed*
by azule
Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106378
Views: 39835709

Re: 1190: "Time"

GET IN MY MOLPHIN... if you want to live!
by azule
Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:49 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Help with What If-style Citations
Replies: 23
Views: 7056

Re: Help with What If-style Citations

JSFiddle[1] using official source code. Requires JQuery.

I tried fiddling around with a CSS only solution, but *shrug* not tonight.

[1]No guarantee that I know how to use JSFiddle. User beware.
by azule
Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:55 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Should we change the national anthem?
Replies: 115
Views: 32203

Re: Should we change the national anthem?

Metallica's One. It's difficult to play (not sing) and it's sorta about war.

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