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by Mr Moriaty
Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/31c9258fb94ff445a23a650f1c76c095d107346a7643dae707d3d52994daeb4b.png Randall doesn't want us to know what it is yet. At least we now know its maximum length and height. How can you tell? Half of it could be hidden behind the sandcastle. Check the attachment. We're a...
by Mr Moriaty
Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

I hope Cueball is standing just off frame with his hands behind is head and a big smile on his face.
by Mr Moriaty
Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

So here we are again.
Watching the sands of time drain away.
by Mr Moriaty
Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

bigcrag92 wrote:
AUS wrote:10000? edit: NOPE!

1000 posts.

Congrats everyone :)


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Also you are off by a factor of 10 but i won't tell anyone.
by Mr Moriaty
Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

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No don't do it, you'll only have to fix the recursion too.
by Mr Moriaty
Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Morning all

Dammit. Again I coma and miss a the most exciting thing for days. The worlds cutest Trebuchet and dialog. I'm considering becoming nocturnal.
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

He's going to need some really tiny magic flags.
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

histrion wrote:I'm beginning to think we're going to find out this whole sand-castle-building story has been happening, not on a beach, but on a slowly sinking boat, and Megan and Cueball are merely passing time until their deaths.


At the rate cueball builds he's passing time till our deaths.
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

I just want to say I'm shocked by Mr Moriarty's signature: granite with port? Port goes better with sedimentary rock - limestone or possibly a light sandstone. If you want something harder, try marble... You are what they refer to as Insane.... you clearly put limestone in a Gin & Tonic. And Ma...
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I feel like that fly in A Bugs Life...


Itttttsss sooooo beeeutifullll
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Must.... stop... watching....
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

Alright: Simon says I doth rasterize the declaration that ubscdt art now Cardinal ubscdt of Peanut Butter and Jelly. And so it was. woo! You realise that, since BuffyGirl proposed udscbt, you've been confirmed and rasterized without ever being nominated... does that mean it's some sort of immaculat...
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

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And he's off.
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

NoMouse wrote:DONG


I hope that's his leg.

Ninja'd - Great minds and all that.
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

So now, any change has to be done twice. ... or possibly more, depending how many levels of recursion there are. Then again, maybe he has built working models of himself and Megan, so when they makes a change, the models make the corresponding smaller change, and so on. It's called a pantograph . D...
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

I think he's working on something else down there. http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/e/e6/If_you_know_what_I_mean..png I do not.... please explain in a long graphically over detailed post. Oh, I'm not so sure myself. I thought you might. You see, the daddy bird fucks the momma bee, and there's...
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

dreiarmumig wrote:
tman2nd wrote:I think he's working on something else down there.


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I do not.... please explain in a long graphically over detailed post.
by Mr Moriaty
Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Morning all.

Cueball is the slowest stick figure ever... At the speed he's going I'm wondering if he's not making this out of Basalt instead of sand.

Surely whatever Megan is doing is more interesting?
by Mr Moriaty
Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

DO you just have a hard drive full of hats and bunnies?
by Mr Moriaty
Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

Has Holy Geophysicist I have my hat sorted.

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Also excellent against raptors.
by Mr Moriaty
Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

Oh for popes sake. Give Cueball some of that coffee (Or any other stimulant). he must be the slowest builder of all things sand known to man.
by Mr Moriaty
Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

bigcrag92 wrote:
Mr Moriaty wrote:
bigcrag92 wrote:
higgs-boson wrote:Good morning, here's Europe, awake and kickin'.
<snip>

wow you're all of europe? I'm impressed.


Doe's that mean I'm inside you? that's weird.

trying to think of what part of the body the uk would be to europe...


I'm on a ship off the coast of Norway. I think this is the spleen.
by Mr Moriaty
Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

bigcrag92 wrote:
higgs-boson wrote:Good morning, here's Europe, awake and kickin'.
<snip>

wow you're all of europe? I'm impressed.


Doe's that mean I'm inside you? that's weird.
by Mr Moriaty
Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Incidentally, the Holy Grapheme is not to be confused with the Holy Graphene, which along with the Holy Uranium-238 is guarded by Mr Moriarty, Holy Geophysicist and Keeper of the Holy Elements. What happened to all the Holy U-235, anyway? Added: *snicker* After seeing that, I suddenly thought "...
by Mr Moriaty
Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

New theory: This is all a dream inside Cue Balls head, At the end of the dream he will come to in the shower and we will all realise we've all been duped. This explains why nothing makes any sense anymore. Of course if it is a proper dream there should be some kinky action before the end and maybe a...
by Mr Moriaty
Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

So this is my 100th post in this thread...... A shocking amount.
I feel I should say something profound and in keeping with the decorum and level of this thread.

Titty Bacon
by Mr Moriaty
Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

I think Cueball is going to need more flags... maybe that's where Megan has gone. To make more magic flags.
by Mr Moriaty
Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

At least the quality of the jokes has stayed high class and high brow throughout hey?
by Mr Moriaty
Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I'm on it. The last bolder trap may have failed to kill that Professor Jones guy but I have refined it with big spikes, Holy uranium and even more dramatic music. But doesn't Plutonium catching fire in warm open air? That aught to be a much more impressive boulder trap. Nah, Sodium (Na) does that. ...
by Mr Moriaty
Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

I... missed 9000. You horrid cuntnuggets! http://www.banyanbranch.com/social-blog/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/haha1.gif You're now demoted to Poop. :mrgreen: SILENCE! Where's my Holy Geophysicist? I need you to, like, drop a boulder on this fool or something. I'm on it. The last bolder tra...
by Mr Moriaty
Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

do we have a need for some kind of Holy Geophysicist? it seems to be a niche that fake Vatican based pope bloke has missed. I'm sure there are some rocks that would actually be pretty good at "waiting for it". But of course. As me, I hearby do solemnly swear, yee art now the Holy Geophysi...
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

do we have a need for some kind of Holy Geophysicist? it seems to be a niche that fake Vatican based pope bloke has missed. I'm sure there are some rocks that would actually be pretty good at "waiting for it". But of course. As me, I hearby do solemnly swear, yee art now the Holy Geophysi...
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

do we have a need for some kind of Holy Geophysicist? it seems to be a niche that fake Vatican based pope bloke has missed.
I'm sure there are some rocks that would actually be pretty good at "waiting for it".
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/902ecccd5523fcb6667353acc2e2793a54606ca887ab6290e9cf7abd962fd940.png DONG FTFY http://xkcd-time.wikia.com/wiki/GONG I'm well aware of that, but I thought it was established many many Newpix ago that it was to be called either DONG or BONG (and definately not BING). ...
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

Just a side note: Is this the largest comic thread this forum has seen? I went and looked to see how big Click And Drag was, but the comment number for that has already been outdone. It's kinda interesting to read people watching this unfold. Maybe there is no real end game, and it's a tiny social ...
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

Is there anywhere I can see each individual frame? I didn't really get the joke on day 1, and didn't look back 'til today. I think I missed a bunch of stuff. You haven't missed anything. We still don't get the joke after moving our entire virtual and spiritual lives on here. I kind of assumed that ...
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

To my mind that statement makes NO sense. Perhaps they are building all this in a Dried up river bed?
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106208
Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

This throws my whole perception of reality into question....
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37820067

Re: 1190: "Time"

Taking a leak again I reckon and who doesn't like urinating on a giant mound visible for miles around?
by Mr Moriaty
Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

be ïc an thing? EDIT: Nope :cry:FULL STOP How woll ic continue to live now? Don't worry, we all reckon eow should be an thing. Either eöw or NoEdge should be pöpe. Ï nominate Helper and NoEdge as co-pöpes. New idea for Popes where n > 1: Up Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer, Down Vatican Milliner...

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