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Re: Custom titles

Postby Seven » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:35 am UTC

I have a title request: THE ALL is MIND

Thanks! :D

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Re: Custom titles

Postby pollywog » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:28 am UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I urban dictionary'd it... Apparently it is "The section between a person's balls and their asshole. It has bad odor, and shouldn't be sniffed."


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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:32 am UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I urban dictionary'd it... Apparently it is "The section between a person's balls and their asshole. It has bad odor, and shouldn't be sniffed."

It has a rating of "30 up, 71 down"... I wouldn't trust it. ;)
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Re: Custom titles

Postby davef » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:25 pm UTC

In Ireland that bit's called the 'tisnt' because "...'tisn't yer arse and t'isn't yer balls..."

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Re: Custom titles

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:12 pm UTC

hmm I heard that was called the grundle
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Vanguard » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:13 pm UTC

Is this limited time thing still valid? This was posted in MARCH.

I would like "Flesh is a Design Flaw" if possible.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:49 pm UTC

OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:hmm I heard that was called the grundle

I've always called it the taint.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:07 pm UTC

EDIT: DEPRECATED POST:
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I do not grant you your title because I do not like your sig.
NEXT!

((btw, this shall be my new past time. Denying people titles. Mods/Bananas, expect me to save you some work :P))

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Re: Custom titles

Postby MFHodge » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:22 pm UTC

OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:I do not grant you your title because I do not like your sig.
NEXT!

((btw, this shall be my new past time. Denying people titles. Mods/Bananas, expect me to save you some work :P))

Actually I was wavering between deleting your post and giving you a ban. Instead, I will politely ask you to just not do this.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:26 pm UTC

Sorry for failing to be funny. I thought it would just be fun to deny people titles, seeing that I am obviously not a mod. I understand that you would rather not have me do that.

Apologies.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby MFHodge » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:15 pm UTC

OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:Sorry for failing to be funny. I thought it would just be fun to deny people titles, seeing that I am obviously not a mod. I understand that you would rather not have me do that.

Apologies.

Yeah, I know you were joking. Should have stuck a smile on my post. I'm not that much of a hard-ass. :D
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Re: Custom titles

Postby scowdich » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:51 pm UTC

New strategy: Immediately after this post, OfficiallyHaphazard will deny me a title, causing Hodge to grow annoyed and give me one out of spite for OH.

It's how my family works, at least.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby 22/7 » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:57 pm UTC

If this works, I'm going to bribe OH to deny my request to get rid of my title...
Totally not a hypothetical...

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Thunderbird4! » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:14 pm UTC

VTHodge wrote:
OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:Sorry for failing to be funny. I thought it would just be fun to deny people titles, seeing that I am obviously not a mod. I understand that you would rather not have me do that.

Apologies.

Yeah, I know you were joking. Should have stuck a smile on my post. I'm not that much of a hard-ass. :D

I really want to see your title become Soft ass now Hodge... can't quite put my finger on why though.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby __Kit » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:32 am UTC

4 Jesster: Jesster 'nother guy

(or something to that affect, "just a...")
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Re: Custom titles

Postby gmalivuk » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:59 am UTC

Actually, I'm pretty sure Jesster can take care of his own title just fine. Being a prelate and all.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby BlueNowhere » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:21 am UTC

Thunderbird4! wrote:
VTHodge wrote:Yeah, I know you were joking. Should have stuck a smile on my post. I'm not that much of a hard-ass. :D
I really want to see your title become Soft ass now Hodge... can't quite put my finger on why though.

I second this.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:24 am UTC

Truly, I would like to leave it up to the gracious administrators of this fair land to decide for me a title of the custom persuasion, as I find it more amusing when I am assigned things.

I would hope that I have been here long enough for them to make a suitably informed decision in the matter.


(That said, I like things having to do with HP Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman, steampunk, and videogames. I am not an Outer God. Really.)
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Thunderbird4! » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:12 pm UTC

In the spirit of her avatar I suggest Did you see it? No? Look again.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:30 pm UTC

Thunderbird4! wrote:In the spirit of her avatar I suggest Did you see it? No? Look again.


Come now, there's nothing in my avatar that is unusual.

Honestly. The number of people who think it's animated... *shakes head*

[NOTICE: THIS IS HUMOROUS IN TONE. SINCE SUCH TONE IS NOT CONVEYED WITH TEXT.]
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þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Bakemaster » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:40 pm UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:(That said, I like things having to do with HP Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman, steampunk, and videogames. I am not an Outer God. Really.)

I suggest "Not a god." in ye fine olde Spit tradition.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Robin S » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:55 pm UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:Come now, there's nothing in my avatar that is unusual.

Honestly. The number of people who think it's animated... *shakes head*
I reckon it would be funnier if it was animated with a loop of, say, one minute.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby gmalivuk » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:30 pm UTC

You mean like so?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Robin S » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:32 pm UTC

Well, perhaps with a longish pause at the start of the loop so that nothing appeared immediately upon loading the page. That way, people would occasionally see something but be unsure as to whether it was just a figment of their imagination.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Seven » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:15 pm UTC

I've seen it move... but what IS it?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:14 pm UTC

mathmagic wrote:
OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:hmm I heard that was called the grundle

I've always called it the taint.



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Re: Custom titles

Postby Robin S » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:29 pm UTC

I always thought it was the peritoneum :oops: Lucky I didn't decide to study medicine...
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:18 am UTC

Seven wrote:I've seen it move... but what IS it?


It is a ninja squid from SPACE.
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Verator » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:36 am UTC

Well, in view of my situation can I have the title "IS/ has a pain in the testes." ?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Thunderbird4! » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:06 am UTC

I propose Soon to have balls of steel.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Verator » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:12 am UTC

Thunderbird4! wrote:I propose Soon to have balls of steel.


That works too
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Re: Custom titles

Postby taptap » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:16 am UTC

taptap is requesting the title

I live in an abandoned waffle house

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Re: Custom titles

Postby scowdich » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:28 am UTC

I can't countenance that, as you live in Indiana, and yet have Abe Lincoln in your sig. If any title occurs, it must focus on this discrepancy.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby taptap » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:47 am UTC

How's that for representing the ol' waffle house? 8)

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Re: Custom titles

Postby mrorange » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:48 am UTC

i think for scowd something to the effect of I have no wrists... if just because of the av. either that or My finger is bleeding
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:16 pm UTC

Verator wrote:
Thunderbird4! wrote:I propose Soon to have balls of steel.

Soon to have balls of medical grade plastic might be more correct?

mrorange wrote:i think for scowd something to the effect of I have no wrists... if just because of the av. either that or My finger is bleeding

FLOATING HANDS!

Honestly, whomever suggested "It's not how long, it's how you use it" for him has already won the witty contest.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Bakemaster » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:18 pm UTC

I think the meme you're looking for is INVISIBLE ARMS!
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:19 pm UTC

Bakemaster wrote:I think the meme you're looking for is INVISIBLE ARMS!
Yes, it should have been. I was vaguely (incorrectly?) recalling something from season 3-4ish Scrubs. Probably too left field to work.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Hawknc » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:35 pm UTC

Floating head doctor?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:32 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:Floating head doctor?

Nah, I know that one. This one had Turk involved. Eh, not important.


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