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Re: Custom titles

Postby Bakemaster » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:46 am UTC

Or, watching you integrate.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:09 am UTC

Bakemaster wrote:Or, watching you integrate.


Seconded, because maths and sex are funny.

Edit: I propose Prepare for Defribrillation for Reality Czech.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Number3Pencils » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:45 pm UTC

I wasn't there, so it may be an inside joke, but if not, you should know that the word is spelled defibrillation.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby yelly » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:19 pm UTC

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yelly wrote:So anyway, can I have A traveller of both time and space as mine please?

Only if you tell us when all will be revealed.

Later...?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:02 am UTC

Number3Pencils wrote:I wasn't there, so it may be an inside joke, but if not, you should know that the word is spelled defibrillation.


Gah, that's what I meant to type. And it is based on a pun (Czech -> Cheque -> Clear -> The thing TV doctors yell)
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Lumpy » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:34 am UTC

I just read the first nine pages and the last two, and I have to say, this is the best thread I've read on the XKCD forums. I'll choose a title after reading all 54 pages, after which hopefully I'll be more informed. If I'm to be here longer, for me, a customized title is a matter not to be taken lightly, and involves diligence and careful thought toward the matter so as not to regret the decision later.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby gmalivuk » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:40 am UTC

Quick! Someone give this person a title that involves no diligence or careful thought whatsoever!
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:57 am UTC

Lumpy wrote:I just read the first nine pages and the last two [...] I'll choose a title after reading all 54 pages

After reading those 54 pages, you'll realize that choosing a title doesn't work, and often won't be necessary if a title is to be given.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby scowdich » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:50 am UTC

Note, for example, d33p's "Peanut butter title", which he asked for in a figurative manner, which was then intentionally misconstrued. Guess you can't always get what you want.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby German Sausage » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:17 am UTC

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Re: Custom titles

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:56 pm UTC

gmalivuk wrote:Quick! Someone give this person a title that involves no diligence or careful thought whatsoever!



penispenispenis?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:10 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:penispenispenis?
Mightier than the sword?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Bakemaster » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:32 pm UTC

BALLS

You know, like in Garden State. I dunno.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Sixpounder » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:35 pm UTC

I'd like Droganauta, please.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:37 pm UTC

I don't think you quite get how this works...
though maybe you should get one for being so audacious?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Sixpounder » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

So, Leeuwenhooek, instruct me on this one.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:51 pm UTC

This is how.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Lumpy » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:06 pm UTC

I'd like I can has morbid obesity? please.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:02 am UTC

gmalivuk wrote:Quick! Someone give this person a title that involves no diligence or careful thought whatsoever!
Sex

But I think (well, to be fair, I know) that it's been done before.

So maybe Knocked Up?

Edit: That actually works pretty well for lumpy...

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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:40 pm UTC

Lumpy wrote:I'd like I can has morbid obesity? please.


Yes, Yes you can.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Okita » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

I can't tell whether you did that to spite sixpounder or because it's a funny title.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

Okita wrote:I can't tell whether you did that to spite sixpounder or because it's a funny title.


Good.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:18 pm UTC

*squeezes daveans cheeks*

Oh, so cute
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Re: Custom titles

Postby pieaholicx » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:03 pm UTC

I'm feeling daring, so I'll take whatever title somebody else would suggest for me.

Failing better suggestions, I'll take Pie > Cake.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Vekter » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:06 pm UTC

Is there any way I can have Yes.?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Angelene » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:07 pm UTC

Vekter, I don't think you understand how happy these folk are with your title, and really, you should be too.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby MFHodge » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:10 pm UTC

Vekter wrote:Is there any way I can have Yes.?

I feel that any change would be insulting to theCow. I wouldn't want to do that.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:12 pm UTC

Vekter wrote:Is there any way I can have Yes.?


It is time you came to accept your fate in life.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Vekter » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:08 pm UTC

Eh, it was worth a shot. D:
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>:3

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Re: Custom titles

Postby the Cow » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:14 pm UTC

VTHodge wrote:
Vekter wrote:Is there any way I can have Yes.?

I feel that any change would be insulting to theCow. I wouldn't want to do that.


Well then, stop employing squirrels!
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Re: Custom titles

Postby thefiddler » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:23 pm UTC

I ♥ Cow so much. No joke. ^_^

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Princess Marzipan » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:03 pm UTC

the Cow wrote:Well then, stop employing squirrels!


Yeah, GEEZ, Beth!
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Postby LDJosh » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:20 pm UTC

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Vekter » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:51 pm UTC

Cow, you just made my day.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Ren » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:15 am UTC

pieaholicx wrote:I'm feeling daring, so I'll take whatever title somebody else would suggest for me.

Failing better suggestions, I'll take Pie > Cake.


I...couldn't...resist...
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Jack Saladin » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:24 am UTC

You should've given him Cake > Pie.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:46 am UTC

Ren wrote:
pieaholicx wrote:I'm feeling daring, so I'll take whatever title somebody else would suggest for me.

Failing better suggestions, I'll take Pie > Cake.


I...couldn't...resist...


Nice :)

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Re: Custom titles

Postby scowdich » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:14 am UTC

A good title, indeed. Now I want one too.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby mrorange » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:38 am UTC

scowdich wrote:A good title, indeed. Now I want one too.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby scowdich » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:42 am UTC

I like that one, but it sounds like it needs to be more...sonic.


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