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What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 7:31 am UTC
by Thesh
My vote is for Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:41 pm UTC
by Vytron
I liked Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

My vote goes for Bulldogs. It doesn't seem to have an IMDB page, but it's an obscure movie from the 90s that was a parody of action films, and included:

A priest in a strip club.
A scene with a set of wide stairs, where the cops would go down one step, hide in the edge wall, go down another step, go all the way to the other side of the step, hide in the edge wall, go down another steep, rinse and repeat...

It was bad in the "we could really be doing something better with our time" way and not the "it's funny for the wrong reasons" way.

It was so bad that instead of people talking about how bad it is it just faded into obscurity and forgotten.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:01 pm UTC
by Lazar
Whoa.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:46 pm UTC
by quintopia
Jack and Jill, Matchstick Men, or ... what was that one I was thinking of? Apparently I have successfully eliminated it from my memory. Probably it's Jack and Jill.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:05 am UTC
by WarDaft
Suggesting any of these as the worst movie ever when there are movies in IMDB with a rating of less than 2 is... really rather quite mean.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 2:56 am UTC
by bachaddict
WarDaft wrote:Suggesting any of these as the worst movie ever when there are movies in IMDB with a rating of less than 2 is... really rather quite mean.

How many of those are there? I know the lowest one got there by a campaign to lower its ratings by a group that didn't like how it represented their history.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:52 am UTC
by Vytron
WarDaft wrote:Suggesting any of these as the worst movie ever when there are movies in IMDB with a rating of less than 2 is... really rather quite mean.


By your logic Disaster Movie would become the most popular, worst movie ever made (chances are most people haven't head of the other sub-2 movies.) I guess I should watch it to find out.

(I'm sticking with my choice because a movie so bad it's not included in IMDB is probably notable)

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:58 am UTC
by Lazar
WarDaft wrote:Suggesting any of these as the worst movie ever when there are movies in IMDB with a rating of less than 2 is... really rather quite mean.

I suspect that the premise of this thread is, at least in part, a joke – a humorous exercise, if you will – contingent on the fact that Keanu Reeves is present in all of the motion pictures listed.

That's why I said whoa.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:24 am UTC
by Vytron
Lazar wrote:the fact that Keanu Reeves is present in all of the motion pictures listed.


Ohh. This could qualify as mindblowing on some scale.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 2:56 pm UTC
by quintopia
Lazar wrote:
WarDaft wrote:Suggesting any of these as the worst movie ever when there are movies in IMDB with a rating of less than 2 is... really rather quite mean.

I suspect that the premise of this thread is, at least in part, a joke – a humorous exercise, if you will – contingent on the fact that Keanu Reeves is present in all of the motion pictures listed.

That's why I said whoa.


Based on the fact that Thesh created this thread, I was waiting for the joke to be revealed. In that case, I'm voting Matrix Revolutions :D

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:19 pm UTC
by Vytron
quintopia wins!

I did like Matrix Revolutions, though. If you watch it in a bubble, and without expectations, Matrix Revolutions is a good movie. It's when you are expecting the same impact that you had with The Matrix 1 that you end disappointed.

I bet the opinions of everyone would have been radically different if the trilogy was released in reverse order. First Matrix Revolutions, then Reloaded, finally the first one. I reckon people would have liked Reloaded better than the first Matrix then. So I probably suggest this watch order to people that haven't seen all 3, otherwise they'll feel the movies get progressively worse.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:29 am UTC
by Echo244
What Matrix trilogy? It was only ever one film...

(AKA the xkcd 566 bottom strip rule)

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:50 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Percy Jackson: the Sea of Monsters

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:24 pm UTC
by freezeblade
What, no Manos: Hands of Fate?

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:13 am UTC
by Soupspoon
Of the films I've seen all the way through: Death Becomes Her

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:34 am UTC
by Freddino18
Wot? No sugar?

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:23 am UTC
by phillip1882
manos hands of fate was so bad the mystery science theater fans voted it as the worst movie.

Re: What is the worst movie ever made?

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:04 am UTC
by ahammel
Manos was so bad that it's not even a particularly good MsT3K episode.