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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:03 pm UTC
by eran_rathan
Floor 1078 contains a complete and constantly moving scale replica of the Battle of Kalavrye, done in Lego.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:11 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
Floor 1081 writes a letter to the Bishop of Metz about getting the floor numbering shenanigans back into parity.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:17 pm UTC
by somitomi
Floor 1275 is completely lost and refuses help from people with GPS-devices. It has a map, thank you very much.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:17 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Floor 1083 is made of silly putty.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:09 pm UTC
by flicky1991
Floor 1084 contains the instructions for flicky's plop machine.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:04 pm UTC
by heuristically_alone
Floor 1085 is a law firm that handles all the civil law suits against the fora.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:11 am UTC
by somitomi
Floor 1086 is an engineering firm tasked with creating technical drawings and documentation by reverse engineering the building to show everything meets legal specifications. According to a respectable specialist journal, you need to be a civil engineering demigod to be hired as an unpaid intern.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:55 am UTC
by Freddino18
Floor 1087 seems... confused. It thinks. Maybe you should come back later?

Hi! Who are you? Floor 1087 seems... confused. It thinks. Maybe you should come back later?

Hi! Who are you? Floor 1087 seems... confused. It thinks. Maybe you should come back later?

Hi! Who are you? Floor 1087 seems... confused. It thinks. Maybe you should come back later?

Hi! Who are you? Floor 1087 seems... confused. Wait a minute...

Hi! Who are you? Floor 1087 seems... seems... OHMIGODIREMEMBEREVERYTHING. kill me please?

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:48 am UTC
by thunk
Floor 1088 is the repository of opwillems voor de Koning.
It also contains the Lowermost University's bathymetry faculty, who have partnered with r/Cirkeltrek in order to drain the oceans and expose the seabed for measurement.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:34 pm UTC
by eran_rathan
Floor 1089 contains the shadow government of the Netherlands, who are secretly funding the 'Drain the Oceans' campaign.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:42 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
Floor 1090 houses the Europa Water Siphon Company, secretly controlled by <redacted>. There is a monolith in reception.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:21 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Floor 1091 contains the tip of the monolith, which happens to look like a small pyramid. A larger, inverted glass pyramid comes from the ceiling. Most people think it is from the floor above, and the sound of traffic diffuses from the windowpanes. There are museum exhibits scattered about.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:53 pm UTC
by Schrödinger's Wolves
Floor 1092 somewhat paradoxically contains all ZFC classes.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:17 am UTC
by SirGabriel
Floor 1093 somewhat paradoxically contains all CFZ classes.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:40 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Floor 1094 is an obscure meme.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 12:36 pm UTC
by thunk
Floor 1095 contains unremovable Hungarian subtitles.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 3:51 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
Floor 1096 contains unremovable Hungarian squatters.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 4:18 pm UTC
by somitomi
Az 1097. emelet teljes egészében magyarul van.

EDIT: This sentence is a rare specimen, as it can be accurately translated using Google Translate.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 5:58 pm UTC
by SirGabriel
Floor 1098 is entirely in Hungary. It has a ground-level exit just a few feet away from the Danube River.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 7:59 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Floor 1099 is an information return form for the IRS. The form is in the name of Roland Deschain of Gilead.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 8:25 pm UTC
by heuristically_alone
Floor 1100 is in the shape of Mario. Room 1 consists of speakers hearing him excitedly going "wahoo!" While floor 8 all you can hear is his disappointed groanings.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 8:31 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Floor 1101 is unlucky. It is also confused.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 8:41 pm UTC
by eran_rathan
Floor 1102 has a staircase running directly to the exit on 1098, with a bunch of physics grad students rolling marbles and superballs down the staircase and out the door.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 2:32 pm UTC
by Freddino18
Floor 1103 has a staircase leading directly to the staircase on Floor 1103. A bunch of physicists are trying to figure out how it works by rolling marbles and superballs up/down/along it. They also have slinkys stolen from the grad students on the floor below.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri May 26, 2017 1:23 am UTC
by The Moo Prophet
Floor 1104 has a device which teleports unobserved slinkies and superballs from elsewhere in the skyscraper to the top of the stairs leading up from 1103 and they immediately proceed down said stairs provided they are being observed.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 4:36 pm UTC
by eran_rathan
Floor 1105 is the device causing the entire universe to be observed and thus collapse into a stable quantum waveform.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:42 pm UTC
by heuristically_alone
Floor 1106 has a bunk bed in every room. But the moment you put any weight on the top bunk it will come crashing down.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:38 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
Floor 1107 has a 7-Eleven. Nominally open 24/7, but with a note on the door that they're currently closed for stocktaking.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:16 pm UTC
by Schrödinger's Wolves
Floor 1108 is convinced that it is the top floor. You can even climb up onto the roof and see only sky above. However, a secret passageway hidden behind a painting leads to floor 1109.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:42 pm UTC
by somitomi
Floor 1109 is convinced it is the ground floor. You can even walk out onto a large, busy city square through large glass doors, although there are no streets leaving it in any direction.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:43 pm UTC
by heuristically_alone
Floor 1110 is convinced it is floor 680. But the air is so thin that butterflies can't survive in that environment.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:32 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
Floor 1111 is convinced that it's the only one one one one there is...

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:37 pm UTC
by Schrödinger's Wolves
Floor 1112 contains two snare drums and a cymbal about to hit the ground.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:31 am UTC
by somitomi
Floor 1113 is in a bad neighbourhood, so it has three different kinds of lock fitted to all doors and seventeen keys on every keychain.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:30 pm UTC
by heuristically_alone
Floor 1114 is the headquarters to the ku klux klan. They spend most of their time having pillow fights.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:11 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
Floor 1115 is a bedsheet laundry. Except for one small but undelineated corner which is a manufacturing unit specialising in individual red socks.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:57 pm UTC
by ThirdParty
Floor 1116 contains a helicopter landing pad.

To be clear, it's a perfectly normal interior building floor. It has walls. (And windows, but they don't open.) It also has a ceiling, 8 feet above the floor. (A typical helicopter stands 10 to 20 feet tall.) There just happens to be a helicopter landing pad here.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:21 pm UTC
by eran_rathan
Floor 1117 has a partially disassembled Sikorsky HH-60 Pave Hawk with a group of technicians trying to figure out how to get it to the floor below. The lead technician has proposed "just shooting the floor til it goes away." while others are showing him the video from Mythbusters about why that won't work.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:52 pm UTC
by somitomi
Floor 1118 contains traffic signs warning about bumps although the floor itself is the flattest surface known to mankind.

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:58 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
Floor 1119 is where all the non-prime odd-numbered rooms of the local Hilbert's Hotel Chain branch can be found, as well as the sole even-numbered room that is prime.