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Re: I never...

Postby BigBoss » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:44 am UTC

I did, during the graduation ceremony when we shook the principles hand, we all placed a screw in it. And the last person gave him a screwdriver.

I've never shot an animal
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Re: I never...

Postby llamaman12349 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:01 am UTC

i have a bb rifle and help my dogs hunt squirrels.

i've never owned a car.

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:23 am UTC

HOT WHEELS FTW!

I have never had more than 1 passport. (From more than one country)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby llamaman12349 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:18 pm UTC

ya, you killed it, so i mad a passport with crayons.

i've never spoken extensively to someone in spanish.

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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:41 pm UTC

Spanish is my first language.



Ive never gotten suspended from school
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:00 pm UTC

I had a half-day, in-house suspension in junior high. It was boring.

I've never smoked a cigar.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:29 am UTC

I have once. Nothing special.

I have never... eaten anything that lives underwater, in a shell. (like clams)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:05 am UTC

I used to eat clams all teh time as a kid. My mom would make them a lot.

I've never slow danced, more than just playing around.
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Re: I never...

Postby BigBoss » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:06 am UTC

I slow-danced with my stepmom when she and my dad got married. And with a bridesmaid

I've never flown in an airplane.
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Re: I never...

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:09 am UTC

I have, I have to again over spring break and I'm terribly afraid of heights.

I've never been further west than Illinois.
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Re: I never...

Postby Zak » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:35 am UTC

I live in California.

I have never shaved my legs.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:38 am UTC

I lost a bet. Don't judge me!

I have never been on TV.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:38 am UTC

Used to do it all the time, which is normal for most women. Now I only do it for special occasions (like Christmas), which is less normal.

I have never published a work online with my real name.

Edit: I meant shaving legs, not being on TV, dammit. I was ninja'd!
And re: the TV thing, I was once when the public station filmed a school play. Yay me.
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Re: I never...

Postby Zak » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:39 am UTC

Since when is appearing on television all the time normal for most women?
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Re: I never...

Postby Silvyr » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:41 am UTC

@ Gojoe: I have for random things, like at the fare and stuff. XD I showed up on the news doing karaoke. haha.

@ poxic: I've entered contests and stuff online using my real name.

I've never lost at the game of Life.
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:46 am UTC

As in died? Don't think you'll get many "yes" responses to that one.
As in didn't win while playing the board game? I don't think I ever won it...

I've never tried for a post-graduate or second bachelor's degree.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:48 am UTC

I used to love this game... I am ignoring your thing sorry poxic.

I have never had coke out of a glass bottle.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby SPsnow02 » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:11 am UTC

My grandparents have an old old coke vending machine with glass bottles.

I've never failed a class.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:13 am UTC

I am ashamed to say yes I have. Chemistry year 12. I stopped going to the classes and didnt pass... Oh well

I have never stolen something from a store. (on purpose or not)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby SPsnow02 » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:30 am UTC

I accidentally took a shopping basket from the grocery store last week, I returned it though.

I've never been in a car accident
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Re: I never...

Postby LL Cool J » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:34 am UTC

I have, I broke my femur.

I've never ridden an animal that wasn't a horse.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:50 am UTC

When I was little, I used to ride on my chocolate lab. He was awesome. And do piggy back rides count? Because humans are animals right?

I have never been in a band with a guitar.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:11 am UTC

I am. Two guitars, usually (neither of them me).

I've never bought a car, new or used.
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Re: I never...

Postby Tillan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:48 am UTC

I recently bought my first car

Ive never jet-skied
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:55 am UTC

I HAVE! It was awesome!

I have never been on the radio.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby LL Cool J » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:08 am UTC

I have. I texted a song request, got a call back, and complained about my homework in chinese.

I have never been seasick.
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Re: I never...

Postby kellsbells » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:51 am UTC

I have. Far too many times.

I've never gone on a road trip.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:11 am UTC

I have, it was from florida up to Virgina :)

I have never been married.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby abest » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:09 am UTC

Never have I ever caught a snowflake on my tongue
Never have I ever cheated on a test or exam
Never have I ever lost someone special

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Re: I never...

Postby MuschMusch » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:44 pm UTC

1. Yes (thousands... ok, at least hundreds)
2. Yes (I hate french..)
3. Yes (good friend... Cancer sucks)

I never was in Paris.

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Re: I never...

Postby existentialpanda » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:16 pm UTC

I went on a band trip in Europe a couple summers ago. Paris included.

I've never had anything alcoholic.

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Re: I never...

Postby HarvesteR » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:32 pm UTC

I have, and had my share of nasty hangovers too...

I've never flown in a helicopter.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gypped » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:48 pm UTC

I flew in a helicopter when I was little. I think it was over the city of Orlando, Florida. It was some tourist trap.

I have never swam in a lake.

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Re: I never...

Postby WarDaft » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:49 pm UTC

I've swam in several different lakes.

There's so many things I haven't done... take your pick!

I have never driven a car on a real road.
I have never had a real kiss.
I have never willingly participated in any sort of team sport.
I have never had more than 3 friends at any given time.
I have never been to a bar where the drinks weren't free.


This should be an easy followup.
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Re: I never...

Postby Blackhawk5367 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:08 am UTC

I had three friends over two days ago

I have never done a backflip while snow skiing
Maybe if this post is witty and/or original enough
Someone will finally love me

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Re: I never...

Postby JonR » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:07 pm UTC

seriously?!

you think someone on here has done a back flip while ski-ing?!
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Re: I never...

Postby Mumpy » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:14 pm UTC

It wasn't intentional. But yes. It hurt to land A LOT.

I have never been lost in another country

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Re: I never...

Postby JonR » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:33 pm UTC

ooh I have - got lost doing a cross island walk, north to south in Rarotonga, Cook Islands. It wasn't particularly difficult to get lost, and we found our way out eventually, but scary for a while.

I have never ski'd down a red run.
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Re: I never...

Postby ostrichguy » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:33 am UTC

I broke my arm when I was in second grade.
I've never eaten ostrich meat.
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:36 am UTC

Despite being vegetarian for a long, long time, I have. Some friends ordered it from a restaurant and talked about how amazing it was (flavour of beef with texture of chicken), so I decided I had to taste it. Surprise: I wasn't thrilled. :wink:

I have never had another person's tongue in my ear. (Thank FSM.)
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