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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Sun May 18, 2008 7:41 pm UTC

Do sock puppets count?

I've never photographed someone naked (including myself).
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Re: I never...

Postby Hurduser » Mon May 19, 2008 3:48 pm UTC

I did for my boyfriend who lives on another continent. Since I had no camera, which could make photos after a given interval, I had to make them in front of a mirror. :oops:

I never met a politician who was active on federal level.
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Re: I never...

Postby backslash » Mon May 19, 2008 5:00 pm UTC

Gerald Ford. Yes, I'm old. *sigh*

I've never seen "Heroes".
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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Mon May 19, 2008 5:10 pm UTC

Both series, three times.

I never watched star-trek.
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Re: I never...

Postby Dingbats » Mon May 19, 2008 5:52 pm UTC

I watched Star Trek Voyager for a few seasons.

I've never solved a Rubik's cube.

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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Mon May 19, 2008 6:00 pm UTC

3, 4, and 5 cubes.

I've never used a simulator.
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Re: I never...

Postby Hurduser » Mon May 19, 2008 6:08 pm UTC

A class, I was in was allowed to use a 3d environment simulating certain physical processes.

But I never heard an Asian national anthem when the music didn't come out of a loudspeaker (ie: if you have listened to an Asian national anthem, which was played live by a band speak up)
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Re: I never...

Postby keozen » Wed May 21, 2008 8:47 am UTC

I have, the city I live in is VERY multicultural.

I've never seen an American Football game (this one should be easy for you lot in the US).
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Re: I never...

Postby Dobblesworth » Wed May 21, 2008 9:12 am UTC

I think I watched about 30-45 minutes of the Superbowl when it was beamed across the Atlantic onto SkySports at 2am on a Sunday night one year. Of course, this was 30 minutes adverts, 10 minutes pundit analysis and dynamic animation to show player stats, then 5 minutes game footage which was restricted to 30 seconds of play and 10 metres of movement. Does that count then?

Assuming above to be valid, I have never broken either of my legs.

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Re: I never...

Postby backslash » Thu May 22, 2008 9:43 pm UTC

Broke my ankle. Part of the leg. And the story makes it count, even if the location doesn't: my mother ran over me with a van. :shock:

I've never participated in a competitive Track & Field event.
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Re: I never...

Postby Ramses IV » Tue May 27, 2008 2:27 am UTC

I have, in Jr. High.

I've never ridden a horse.
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Re: I never...

Postby Megatriorchis » Tue May 27, 2008 5:38 am UTC

I recently rode a horse at a family reunion.

I've never been off of the North American continent.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue May 27, 2008 6:21 am UTC

I used to live in Virginia, moved to Hawaii, now living in New Zealand. (Give a little cheer for NZ because its awesome!)

I never finished University (i know i know i am going to go eventually...)
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Re: I never...

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue May 27, 2008 4:41 pm UTC

Got a B.S. in Computer Engineering. And done half the coursework for a Master's (hopefully I'll finish that some day).

I've never had major surgery.
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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Tue May 27, 2008 6:32 pm UTC

Yep, lots.

I've never kissed a girl.
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Tue May 27, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

I've never kissed a dude.

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Re: I never...

Postby sophyturtle » Tue May 27, 2008 6:39 pm UTC

I kissed both :)
and can come up with a never.

I never lived in a commune.
I want to get to a place where I am neither conforming nor rebelling but simply being.

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed May 28, 2008 7:42 am UTC

Not sure if it counts but i grew up on coconut island in hawaii. The land was owned by HIMB (hawaii institute of marine biology) but it was pretty much a commune to the 3-4 families that lived there.

I have never flown a helicopter (not including remote controlled ones)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby kellsbells » Wed May 28, 2008 7:52 am UTC

Does flying in one count? If so, then I have and it was awesome. If not, feel free to disregard my "never".

I have never lived without a pet of some kind.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed May 28, 2008 10:26 am UTC

my friend Catherine died a wee while ago :cry: i have yet to replace her

I have never met up with some one i only knew from the internet. (I don't think)
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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Wed May 28, 2008 11:32 am UTC

Internet dating, twice.

I never fainted (that I know, anyway).
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Wed May 28, 2008 1:07 pm UTC

We used to play that game were you purposely breath heavy with your head between your legs, and then have someone squeeze your neck to make you pass out/faint.

Good times. :)

I've never CROSSED an ocean by boat. (Cruises in the Caribbean don't count!)

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Thu May 29, 2008 1:30 am UTC

I am not sure if this counts, but i used to have to take a boat across a bay to get to school everyday (from coconut island again). So not an entire ocean but still... Plus contles sailing in the pacific ocean... Does this count as crossing an ocean?

I never woke up naked to someone i didnt recognize
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Fri May 30, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

Didn't ever catch her name. She was awfully nice though, didn't have to pay for cab/subway fare home for her... she didn't speak a word of English, and I didn't speak a work of Japanese.

I've never had sex with two different people in the same day/night (24 hours). (Two at a time doesn't count!)

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Re: I never...

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri May 30, 2008 9:10 pm UTC

At least once I know of for sure, and maybe some more (in my more promiscuous days)... anyhow..

I've never been on TV.
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Re: I never...

Postby McCaber » Fri May 30, 2008 9:36 pm UTC

When I was a lad of six or seven, I was in a news report as a bystander. It was a fun time.

I've never been in a fistfight.
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Re: I never...

Postby Rogue5_jm » Fri May 30, 2008 10:05 pm UTC

I've been in several with my younger brother

I've never lived in the same place for more than 4 years.

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Re: I never...

Postby Ramses IV » Sat May 31, 2008 2:11 am UTC

I have, I've lived in my current residence for 13 years.

I've never owned a rat.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:30 pm UTC

We had one... He didn't last long... We also had a cat, bad combo...

I have never been to a bed and breakfast
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:09 pm UTC

Yep. On family vacations, though, not with a boyfriend.

I've never had shark.
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Re: I never...

Postby Dobblesworth » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:12 pm UTC

I think I've stayed in a few B&B's in my lifetime. One being a little lodgings in Southampton when I was down there on my tod for a university open day event. Bit expensive to do it as it was just to see the place, get my conditional offer for engineering confirmed, and then move on. I'd only really selected it to fill my 6 slots on the UCAS form, but anywho...

I have never worked for a company for an annual gross salary above £15,000 (~$25,000-30,000) before tax/national insurance deductions.

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Re: I never...

Postby Rogue5_jm » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:27 pm UTC

My pay is very close to that, and would be higher if I worked a full 12 months.

I have never crossed an ocean

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Re: I never...

Postby Chrismclegless » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:14 pm UTC

Yah, done. England to America(and back).

I have never eaten 20 slices of pizza in one sitting.
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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:04 am UTC

23. And I wasn't finished. :)

I have never broken my leg.
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Re: I never...

Postby Ramses IV » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:49 pm UTC

I haven't, but backlash has.

backslash wrote:Broke my ankle. Part of the leg. And the story makes it count, even if the location doesn't: my mother ran over me with a van. :shock:


I've never played polo.
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Re: I never...

Postby backslash » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:13 pm UTC

I have, of the water variety. Holy crap, does that sport kick your ass.

I've never been to Iceland.

(edit: remembered doing the thing I first posted. duh.)
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:18 pm UTC

I have played water POLO. and marco POLO... You didn't say it had to be the kind on horses (because I could never do that... scared of horses... They are like ALL muscle...

I have never eaten an animal i have killed (game not like accidental eating of bugs or anything)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:45 pm UTC

Bluefish, flounder, catfish, trout... lots of different fishies have met their consumer in me.

I've never been naked in public, like around strangers. (Alone naked in the woods doesn't count).

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:02 pm UTC

I have been told stories from my mother of getting poison ivy on my legs, so in the middle of a grocery store i thought it would be best to strip to ease the pain... Thank god my mother didn't have a camera lol

I have never been to a hospital because of too much alcohol consumption.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:01 pm UTC

Heh. Passing out on a millionaire's lawn is an easy way to get to hospital. If it was in a more urban district, I'd probably be dead.

I've never been to an AA meeting.


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