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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:22 am UTC

Became veggie in SA.

I've never had a shaved head!
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:01 am UTC

When I was a kid I had head lice. *buzz*
I have never been to the 4 corners states (what i mean is where Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, and Colorado meet).

Yes I know that is a horrible sentence but I think you know what I mean
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:31 pm UTC

THAT'S ME

Never have I broken an arm or a leg.

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Re: I never...

Postby Irrefutable » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:33 pm UTC

Broke my arm... falling of a 2 foot high wall. im so pathetic.

I have never physically damaged a piece of electronic equipment because it didnt work properly
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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:36 pm UTC

I think this counts. We had a PC that finally shat out on us, so in celebration of buying a new one, we threw the old one off the house. It wasn't in anger, though.

Never have I had hennessey.

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Re: I never...

Postby backslash » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

madly overrated, imho.

I've never driven a truck big enough to require an additional operator's license.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:04 am UTC

Flatmate was a road worker. He had to bring his truck home when he was on call. (he had a level 3 license or something) I backed it up...

I have never been jet skiing (which is sad because i used to live on a bay in Hawaii)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:24 am UTC

I have, dislocated both my shoulders doing it.

I've never flown a plane with an engine.
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Re: I never...

Postby pkuky » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:19 am UTC

I did a remote control helicopter.

I've never climbed a tree that was more then about 6 meters high.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:26 am UTC

pkuky wrote:I did a remote control helicopter.

I've never climbed a tree that was more then about 6 meters high.


Oh i have. My friends and i used to spend entire afternoons in trees...

I have never chopped a tree down
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby pkuky » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:31 am UTC

I've done that. in the name of the ecology! (apperently that sort of tree was harmful to the sorta forest they wanted to grow there, so we spent an afternoon cutting them down. I was full of fiendish delight at it!)

I've never sat in front of an indoor fireplace.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:34 am UTC

I do every night i to to my mothers house (well in the winter time (like now))

I have never lost my eye brows
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:23 pm UTC

Heh. Don't pass out around my friends.

Never have I eaten a sugar daddy (candy, not a person).

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Re: I never...

Postby pkuky » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:57 pm UTC

think I have.

I've never tasted my own hair (though I've tasted the hair of about 6 others, mostly without permission).
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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:50 pm UTC

I do all the time, but never on purpose. Just happens.

Never have I worked in a fast-food restaurant (I have done foodservice, just not fast food).

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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:46 pm UTC

Pretty sure KFC counts. Don't ever eat the coleslaw there, they can do horrible things to it and you'd never know.

I've never worked a graveyard shift (start work at midnight or thereabouts)

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Re: I never...

Postby backslash » Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:21 pm UTC

I worked as a legal proofreader for a huge law firm in NYC. Since that wasn't boring enough, I worked the midnight-8am weekend shift--Wednesday night (technically Thursday morning) through Monday morning. I was young and didn't sleep the weekend through.

I've never eaten a mammal I killed myself.
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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:39 pm UTC

Ahhh, fuck yeah, I killed a bear in Saskatchewan three weeks ago and we made a stew out of it. Bear is to beef as duck is to chicken, in case you were wondering.

Never have I played lacrosse.

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:03 pm UTC

I have, at PE. just for like 1 day. It is much harder than it looks

I have never eaten deer.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:37 pm UTC

I've also done that. Deer jerky is ballin', venison stew is magnificent.

Never have I owned a cat.

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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:47 pm UTC

His name is Shadow the Dark Avenger.

I have never licked a cat.
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Re: I never...

Postby Ansain » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:27 am UTC

I have but nobody gets to hear the details.

I have never been to another continent.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:29 am UTC

South America and Europe.

Never have I known why Ansain licked a cat.

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Re: I never...

Postby Ansain » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:31 am UTC

not fair, I'm the only one who does. It was a party, and we were both drunk. I didn't realize she wasn't human unti- oops wrong story.

actually I got a cat shoved into my face and it happened accidently.

anyways. I have never watched all three lord of the rings movies back to back.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:34 am UTC

HAHA, man, I was all up on believing the make-out with a cat story. Shame it ain't true. But yeah, my sister's an English major and demanded we marathon LotR, so it happpened. It will not happen again. Way too much melancholy.

Never have I lived anywhere west of the mississippi.

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Re: I never...

Postby Ansain » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:38 am UTC

I have lived both east and west of the mississippi.

I have never stolen anything from a store.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:39 am UTC

Haha, jesus, what have I NOT stolen.

Cat food. Definitely haven't stolen cat food.

Never have I owned a mac.

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Re: I never...

Postby Irrefutable » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:43 am UTC

Not proud but i stole some bubble gum... and got caught.
The thing is its fairly bad but not bad enough for me to strut around and tell people. All in all not one of my finest moments.

I have never been sick in a public area (Streets, shops, restarants etc) from too much alcohol.
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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:55 am UTC

Haha, oh man. You might have guessed I'd answer. Speaking of which, I'm knocking down a 40 right now.

Never have I used an emoticon in earnest.

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:55 am UTC

i have used :shock: in earnest...

i have never been in a band (rock band / guitar hero do NOT count)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Ansain » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:57 am UTC

band at my school does count however.

I have never failed a math test.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:05 am UTC

Haha, wow. Not proud to admit it.

Never have I beaten a Final Fantasy game.

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Re: I never...

Postby Ansain » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:07 am UTC

ff7 and ff10. well technically I had help in that it was a shared file, but I was there for moral support when I wasn't playing.

I have never beaten the endless set list on rockband.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:15 pm UTC

Looks like no one else has either. For the sake of the thread, I'll just post anyway.

Never have I graduated college (yet, anyway).

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Re: I never...

Postby Account20151023 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:15 pm UTC

Looks like no one else has either. For the sake of the thread, I'll just post anyway.

Never have I graduated college (yet, anyway).

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:18 pm UTC

I have... HAHA in New Zealand a college is high school!
http://www.stac.school.nz/
(that is not the school i went to btw... stac boys are a bunch of sissy rich boys)

I have never had a pet fish
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Artemisia » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:21 pm UTC

I did!! loads! and they ALL died within a month :/ except for the first one, that lasted for 2 months. bah. I probably shouldve fed them a little more regularly.

I'll make it a little more kinky for fun :P I've never had anal sex
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:25 pm UTC

I have... and by that i mean it was not done to me but i did it to someone...

I have never played D&D
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Dobblesworth » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:42 pm UTC

I have. The Wargames Club I attended at school in the latter years of my education, mainly for Warhammer 40,000 matches with Year 7's, played a few sessions of D&D during the last few weeks before we left on exam leave. I was granted a 'War Mage' character, who I thought would be fun to play. Turns out the DM guy decided to screw me over, give me a pathetic caster class that wasted stats to get melee functionality (read: basic sword and shield). Good times. When I can be arsed I might fork out the £200 for basic dice and manuals and maybe play at uni.

I have never completed any of the Metroid Prime games.

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:52 pm UTC

Done, all 3 of them....

I have never had contacts.... (contact lenses, like glasses but not.)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.


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