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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Tue May 06, 2008 12:48 pm UTC

Showers just get in the way of video game-a-thons.

I have never been interrogated by the police for a crime. (That I did or did not commit).

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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Tue May 06, 2008 5:39 pm UTC

Arson.

I never tied my hair back in a ponytail without being told to.
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Re: I never...

Postby sophyturtle » Tue May 06, 2008 5:47 pm UTC

I do that all the time, but I have long hair...

I never shaved my head
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Re: I never...

Postby directionless_goals » Tue May 06, 2008 5:52 pm UTC

I really hate it when my hair gets long... By long I mean more than like an inch. I got tired of not getting into a barber with the weird hours they had me doing at work. Bic is your friend...


I've never gotten into a round of fisticuffs with someone out of anger, only beat em up in good fun.
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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Tue May 06, 2008 6:02 pm UTC

directionless_goals wrote:I really hate it when my hair gets long... By long I mean more than like an inch. I got tired of not getting into a barber with the weird hours they had me doing at work. Bic is your friend...


I've never gotten into a round of fisticuffs with someone out of anger, only beat em up in good fun.


You got ninja'd.

I have really gone at people for saying things that meant they totally deserved it. Only lost once, too.
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Re: I never...

Postby keozen » Wed May 07, 2008 9:02 am UTC

Going back to sophy seen as it was her go...

I have had my head shaved before. It was for charity at a pub I was working at during sixth form. I was also wearing a tight leather dress and high heels at the time, there are pictures somewhere. Anyway, I raised around £230 (about $460) so all good.

I've never played Majong
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Wed May 07, 2008 12:54 pm UTC

I used to play all the time as a kid, learned it from some Japanese exchange students (or were they Chinese? I don't remember...)

I've never donated bodily fluids for money.

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Re: I never...

Postby pseudoidiot » Wed May 07, 2008 1:07 pm UTC

When I was still in college, for a year-long stretch or so I donated plasma twice a week.

I've never won a sweepstakes/lottery/raffle.
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Re: I never...

Postby Dobblesworth » Wed May 07, 2008 3:18 pm UTC

Our family would often frequent the Summer Fetes/Winter Bazaar organised as fundraisers for my school's Staff-Parent Association (the wing of the school's bureaucracy that did the scrounging to pay for the upgrade to Windows 98 in 2004-ish). We tended to splash out somewhat for tombola/raffle tickets, and would tend to win at least one item per outing just through brute force against probability, so much so others in the school thought we were hacking the system.

I have never been further eastwards from the Greenwich Meridian than Poland.

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Postby Flagpole Sitta » Wed May 07, 2008 3:43 pm UTC

((Not an offical reply. But if you keep going eastward for long enough you get back to the begining again!))
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Re: I never...

Postby Dingbats » Wed May 07, 2008 4:19 pm UTC

I've been in Turkey.

I've never written a virus.

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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Fri May 09, 2008 2:38 pm UTC

It's been a while, I'm guessing you killed the thread.

I haven't ever written a virus, but I have written self-defensive malicious code that would essentially destroy your computer if you attempted to hack me.

I never broke more than 8 of the 10 commandments. (No adultery/murder).

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Re: I never...

Postby backslash » Fri May 09, 2008 5:16 pm UTC

hrm...alright then.

I have never been snow skiing.
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Re: I never...

Postby Dusty Chalk » Fri May 09, 2008 8:06 pm UTC

I loved skiing as an adolescent and post-adolescent, haven't been in years, must go again. It's the closest I've ever come to flying under my own power.

I've never played a bowed instrument (cello, violin, viola, &c.).
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Re: I never...

Postby Blubb3r3ng3l » Fri May 09, 2008 10:44 pm UTC

vioin as a little boy.


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Re: I never...

Postby Chrismclegless » Fri May 09, 2008 10:50 pm UTC

Uh, most summers.

I never fired a real, loaded gun.
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Re: I never...

Postby Kineticka » Fri May 09, 2008 11:15 pm UTC

I've been to a rifle range a few times. I'm a terrible shot.

I've never fired a real, loaded gun at a living being.

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Re: I never...

Postby morag » Fri May 09, 2008 11:17 pm UTC

Does an air rifle in a shooting range count?

I have never done a bungee jump.

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Re: I never...

Postby McCaber » Sat May 10, 2008 9:51 pm UTC

I'm going to reply to the poster who did the ninja'ing.

I've hunted deer for the past seven seasons. I've gotten a few shots off but never hit one. I guess I fail.

I've never left the country of my birth.
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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Sun May 11, 2008 7:21 am UTC

Well you should, it's a lot of fun. I've been plenty of places, including living abroad for five years when I was little.

I never puked on someone since I was five (just throwing a number, trying to avoid the "I barfed on my mom's vest after feeding").
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Re: I never...

Postby Ramses IV » Sun May 11, 2008 2:00 pm UTC

I have. During a soccer game. I practically got heat stroke. I stumbled over to a player and puked on them before falling down.

I have never owned T.V with cable (or satellite) access.
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Re: I never...

Postby Dobblesworth » Sun May 11, 2008 3:20 pm UTC

Our house is connected to Sky+, one of this country's most common satellite digital TV systems. It also comes with HD capability and the ability to pause, rewind and record live TV onto the actual hard drive.

I have never owned a dog.

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Re: I never...

Postby Ramses IV » Sun May 11, 2008 7:15 pm UTC

I have. Two, who I had since I was a young child. They died recently...

I never played Portal.
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Re: I never...

Postby Chrismclegless » Sun May 11, 2008 7:24 pm UTC

Completed, as I'm sure most people here have.

I've never failed an exam.
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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Mon May 12, 2008 6:35 am UTC

The first exam I failed was for history in 6th grade. Up until then I didn't realize people studied for them. Then, in uni, there are a couple of exams I failed but in Israel there are two exams for each test (for historical reasons, mostly), so I never actually failed a course.

I never had to work for a living.
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Re: I never...

Postby keozen » Mon May 12, 2008 10:20 am UTC

That's what I'm supposed to be doing now :D

I've never played beer pong (and only recently found out what the hell it was)
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon May 12, 2008 1:05 pm UTC

It's a stupid, stupid game. I'd much rather play ping-pong... but every time we do, it ends up spiraling into 'hey let's play beer pong!'.

If you want to drink a beer, drink a beer. You don't need to involve a game to drink. Sheesh.

I've never won a game of beer pong. :)

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Re: I never...

Postby backslash » Mon May 12, 2008 5:23 pm UTC

I have. But I'm with you--if you want to drink, have one. In my personal opinion, the winners are the losers in any game like that. Nazi Quarters is way more fun. :)

I've never kept a houseplant alive for more than three months. (I can grow them outside, just kill off the ones inside. Sad.)
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Re: I never...

Postby pseudoidiot » Mon May 12, 2008 5:52 pm UTC

Me and my wife were able to keep some bamboo alive for almost 2 years. Luckily bamboo is pretty tough, but when things got bad enough that we'd forget to water it for months at a time. Well, things were just stacked too heavily against the poor thing.

I don't know anyone famous. I've met famous people, but I don't know any on any sort of personal level, whether it's a close friend, casual friend, family member or whatever.
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon May 12, 2008 6:57 pm UTC

For a period of time, I was pretty close with Sir Alan Sugar. We've gone our separate ways now. I think he's on a TV show in Britain or something, and invented the Sinclair. :)

I never went SCUBA diving.

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Re: I never...

Postby Frank Verhage » Thu May 15, 2008 10:47 pm UTC

I went scuba diving last week, for a week, in Egypt!
Didn't see any turtles this time round tho.

I've never seen a manta ray.

(or if that's too out of the ordinary: I've never gone free-diving!)

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Re: I never...

Postby muffin of doom » Fri May 16, 2008 4:31 am UTC

Only in an aquarium, but I'm going to assume that counts...

I've never been to a Spanish-speaking country. (As in, one where the majority of people speak Spanish.)

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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Fri May 16, 2008 7:47 am UTC

Does the US count? Just kidding, I've been to Spain.

I've never been inside a mosque (that I can remember, anyway).
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Re: I never...

Postby Ramses IV » Sat May 17, 2008 2:48 am UTC

I have. Every once in a while I go to different centers of worship, just to get a feel for the whole "religous" thing.

I've never read To Kill a Mockingbird.
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Re: I never...

Postby mandalynn » Sat May 17, 2008 3:09 am UTC

I had to read it in 9th grade. I loved it. The movie doesn't do it justice.

I never had a pet fish.

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Re: I never...

Postby Scheherazade » Sat May 17, 2008 3:37 am UTC

My beta fish's name was Aaron.

I've never been in the vicinity of an earthquake.

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Re: I never...

Postby Zohar » Sat May 17, 2008 7:29 am UTC

Israel has earthquakes several times a year, mostly mild ones. I even felt the last one (though other people have different experiences).

I've never woken up naked at another person's home.
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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Sat May 17, 2008 8:40 am UTC

Yup, several times.

I've never bungie jumped.
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Re: I never...

Postby keozen » Sun May 18, 2008 9:49 am UTC

I've done a reverse bungee, hoping that counts.

I've never flown in anything other than a commercial plane
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Re: I never...

Postby felltir » Sun May 18, 2008 7:07 pm UTC

I flew a glider plane.

I have never worn more than two socks at once.
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