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Bump 2: The Return of the Bump [WINNER: FLICKY]

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:48 pm UTC

Same rules as last time.

EDIT: Game is over, I won!
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:34 pm UTC

This thread has only gotten 8 views so far. Is that a new low for the first 100 minutes?

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:35 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:36 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:36 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:36 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:36 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:37 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:37 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:37 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:37 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:37 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:38 pm UTC

This is the perfect opportunity to try to get more replies on a topic than views. Hope you don't mind this.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:41 pm UTC

I did it! Sorry about the spam.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:57 pm UTC

Nice work. I salute you.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:06 pm UTC

Thank you.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:08 pm UTC

Will we get a two-person first page? Like in Count to a Million competitive version?
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:16 pm UTC

  1. As you don't have a wooden keyboard, you've jinxed it now.
  2. Considering my tredecuple post, it's not as cool.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:17 pm UTC

The table beneath the keyboard is wood!
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:53 pm UTC

The carpet beneath my laptop is not.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:01 pm UTC

Bump.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby adnapemit » Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:03 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Will we get a two-person first page? Like in Count to a Million competitive version?

No.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:19 am UTC

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:26 am UTC

emlightened wrote:As you don't have a wooden keyboard, you've jinxed it now.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:45 am UTC

You can see the future.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby adnapemit » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:48 am UTC

The future!?! What else do you see?
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:51 am UTC

Me? I see a panda.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:34 pm UTC

I see flicky replying to this post in the future.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:03 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:I did it. Sorry about the spam.

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I didn't even know that was possible.
Also, why isn't the image showing up in the quote?

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:51 pm UTC

Because it's an attachment. Generally, people 'host' the attachment elsewhere, like in the Image Thread or a spoiler at the end of a post, and insert the image straight from the URL.

Quotable version:

Image

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:52 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:I see flicky replying to this post in the future.

I see emlightened typing that post in the past.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby adnapemit » Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:17 am UTC

I see me posting.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:58 am UTC

I see you baby.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:23 pm UTC

I don't. Where's Mike?

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:28 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:Because it's an attachment. Generally, people 'host' the attachment elsewhere, like in the Image Thread or a spoiler at the end of a post, and insert the image straight from the URL.

Quotable version:

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:29 pm UTC

I also made the other version quotable after SirG's comment.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby adnapemit » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:34 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I see you baby.

Baby bump.

Yay this thread finally loaded for me!
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:35 pm UTC

Emlightened, you have 33 post! You're like a pro!
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby emlightened » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:41 pm UTC

And you're ~181.818‰ of the way there.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:49 pm UTC

We should create a prize for the winner.
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