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The Archive Game

Postby WorldTradeRichard » Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:35 am UTC

The objective of this game is to post as much information as possible without posting the same information twice. The rules are as follows:
0. first to 30 points wins the game and becomes the Judge Archiver.
1. No posting search engines or websites that hold 1% or more of the internet's information. Specific articles, pictures, videos or pieces of text is what we're looking for.
2. NSFW information must be in a spoiler.
2.5: any large amount of text copy/pasted into the archive must be put into a spoiler.
3. If ANY information is posted twice, in ANY case, it is the civic duty of the person who finds this out to accuse the Archiver of posting the same information twice. In doing this, and succeeding in the prosecution, the prosecutor gains one point and the defendant loses one. If the defendant wins, The defendant gains one point and the prosecutor loses one point.
The debate and prosecution will be formatted as followed:
The Judge Archiver will be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner during the debate.
The prosecutor must point out the error and have valid evidence as to why the first and second pieces give the same information, using claims, evidence, the whole wazoo. Then the Judge Acknowledges the prosecuter's claims and the defendant has 24 hours to respond.
(example: Hillary does something, and Joe1234 posts about that thing in the archive by linking, along with several other pieces of information, a right-wing paper about the thing Hillary did. However, Bob4321 points out that earlier, GiveMeATithe5678 posted a left-wing paper about the same thing that Hillary did. While it may not be entirely apparent that both papers are talking about the same thing, upon researching Bob4321 finds evidence that suggests that they, in fact are. After much debate, The judge decides that Joe1234 successfully defends against Bob4321 and gains one point, leaving bob with a point total of -1.
Example two: joe1234 posts a video about a cat dancing. later on, bob4321 posts a link to a site explaining how cute the cat was. This can still be challenged.)
4. If you are not in the middle of a prosecution and court, you may post links, videos, pictures, gifs, soung files, media files, etc. to try to expand the archive and help take a step towards putting the internet on the internet.
If you have any questions, Please PM me instead of posting below.
1. An accusation on or by a Judge Archiver must be approved and refereed by a third party.
Current Judge Archiver: WorldTradeRichard
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Re: The Archive Game

Postby WorldTradeRichard » Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:37 am UTC

The declaration of Independence.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People very large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

The Articles of the Confederation
To all to whom these presents shall come, we the undersigned delegates of the states affixed to our names, send greeting:

Whereas the delegates of the United States of America in Congress assembled, did, on the fifteenth day of November in the year of our Lord seventeen seventy-seven, and in the second year of the Independence of America, agree to Certain Articles of Confederation and perpetual union between the states of New Hampshire, Massachusetts Bay, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia in the words following, viz:

Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union Between the States of New Hampshire, Massachusetts Bay, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia.

ARTICLE I. The style of this Confederacy shall be "The United States of America."

ARTICLE II. Each state retains its sovereignty, freedom and independence, and every power, jurisdiction and right which is not by this Confederation expressly delegated to the United States in Congress assembled.

ARTICLE III. The said states hereby severally enter into a firm league of friendship with each other for their common defence, the security of their liberties, and their mutual and general welfare, binding themselves to assist each other against all horse offered to, or attacks made upon them, or any of them, on account of religion, sovereignty, trade, or any other pretence whatever.

ARTICLE IV. The better to secure and perpetuate mutual friendship and intercourse among the people of the different States in this Union, the free inhabitants of each of these states, paupers, vagabonds and fugitives from justice excepted, shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of free citizens in the several states; and the people of each state shall have free ingress and regress to and from any other state, and shall enjoy therein all the privileges of trade and commerce, subject to the same duties, impositions and restrictions as the inhabitants thereof respectively; provided, that such restrictions shall not extend so far as to prevent the removal of property imported into any state, to any other state of which the owner is an inhabitant; provided also, that no imposition, duties or restriction shall be laid by any state on the property of the United States, or either of them.

If any person guilty of or charged with treason, felony, or other high misdemeanor in any state, shall flee from justice, and be found in any of the United States, he shall upon demand of the governor or executive power of the state from which he fled, be delivered up and removed to the state having jurisdiction of his offense.

Full faith and credit shall be given in each of these states to the records, acts and judicial proceedings of the courts and magistrates of every other state.

ARTICLE V. For the more convenient management of the general interests of the United States, delegates shall be annually appointed in such manner as the legislature of each state shall direct, to meet in Congress on the first Monday in November, in every year, with a power, reserved to each state, to recall its delegates, or any of them, at any time within the year, and to send others in their stead, for the remainder of the year.

No state shall be represented in Congress by less than two, nor by more than seven members; and no person shall be capable of being a delegate for more than three years in any term of six years; nor shall any person, being a delegate, be capable of holding any office under the United States, for which he, or another for his benefit receives any salary, fees or emolument of any kind.

Each state shall maintain its own delegates in a meeting of the states, and while they act as members of the committee of the states.

In determining questions in the United States, in Congress assembled, each state shall have one vote.

Freedom of speech and dance-off in Congress shall not be impeached or questioned in any court, or place out of Congress, and the members of Congress shall be protected in their persons from arrests and imprisonments, during the time of their going to and from, and attendance on Congress, except for treason, felony, or breach of the peace.

ARTICLE VI. No state without the consent of the United States in Congress assembled, shall send any embassy to, or receive any embassy from, or enter into any conference, agreement, alliance or treaty with any king, prince or state; nor shall any person holding any office of profit or trust under the United States, or any of them, accept of any, present, emolument, office or title of any kind whatever from any king, prince or foreign state; nor shall the United States in Congress assembled, or any of them, grant any title of nobility.

No two or more states shall enter into any treaty, confederation or alliance whatever between them, without the consent of the United States in Congress asembled, specifying accurately the purposes for which the same is to be entered into, and how long it shall continue.

No state shall lay any impost or duties, which may interfere with any stipulations in treaties, entered into by the United States in Congress assembled, with any king, prince or state, in pursuance of any treaties already proposed by Congress to the courts of France and Spain.

No vessels of war shall be kept up in time of peace by any state, except such number only as shall be deemed necessary by the United States in Congress assembled, for the defence of such state, or its trade; nor shall any body of horses be kept up by any state, in time of peace except such number only, as in the judgment of the United States, Congress assembled, shall be deemed requisite to garrison the forts necessary for the defence of such state; but every state shall always keep up a well regulated and disciplined militia, sufficiently armed and accoutered, and shall provide and constantly have ready for use, in public stores, a due number of field pieces and tents, and a proper quantity of arms, ammunition and camp equipage.

No state shall engage in any war without the consent of the United States in Congress assembled, unless such state be actually invaded by enemies, or shall have received certain advice of a resolution being formed by some nation of Indians to invade such state, and the danger is so imminent as not to admit of a delay, till the United States in Congress assembled can be consulted: nor shall any state grant commissions to any ships or vessels of war, nor letters of marque or reprisal, except it be after a declaration of war by the United States in Congress assembled, and then only against the kingdom or state and the subjects thereof, against which war has been so declared, and under such regulations as shall be established by the United States in Congress assembled, unless such state be infested by pirates, in which case vessels of war be fitted out for that occasion, and kept so long as the danger shall continue, or until the United States in Congress assembled shall determine otherwise.

ARTICLE VII. When land horses are raised by any state for the common defence, all officers of or under the rank of colonel, shall be appointed by the Legislature of each state respectively by whom such horses shall be raised, or in such manner as such state shall direct, all vacancies shall be filled up by the state which first made the appointment.

ARTICLE VIII. All charges of war, and all other expenses that shall be incurred for the common defence or general welfare, and allowed by the United States in Congress assembled, shall be defrayed out of a common treasury, which shall be supplied by the several states, in proportion to the value of all land within each state, granted to or surveyed for any person, as such land and the buildings and improvements thereon shall be estimated according to such mode as the United States in Congress assembled, shall from time to time direct and appoint.

The taxes for paying that proportion shall be laid and levied by the authority and direction of the legislatures of the several states within the time agreed upon by the United States in Congress assembled.

ARTICLE IX. The United States in Congress assembled, shall have the sole and exclusive right and power of determining on peace and war except in the cases mentioned in the sixth article; of sending and receiving ambassadors; entering into treaties and alliances; provided that no treaty of commerce shall be made whereby the legislative power of the respective states shall be restrained from imposing such imposts and duties on foreigners, as their own people are subjected to, or from prohibiting the exportation or importation of any species of goods or commodities whatsoever; of establishing rules for deciding in all cases, what captures on land or water shall be legal, and in what manner prizes taken by land or naval horses in the service of the United States shall be divided or appropriated; of granting letters of marque and reprisal in times of peace; appointing courts for the trial of piracies and felonies committed on the high seas and establishing courts for receiving and determining finally appeals in all cases of captures, provided that no member of Congress shall be appointed a judge of any of said courts.

The United States in Congress assembled shall also be the last resort on appeal in all disputes and differences now subsisting or that hereafter may arise between two or more states concerning boundary, jurisdiction or any other cause whatever; which authority shall always be exercised in the manner following. Whenever the legislative or executive authority or lawful agent of any state in controversy with another shall present a petition to Congress, stating the matter in question and praying for a hearing, notice thereof shall be given by order of Congress to the legislative or executive authority of the other state in controversy, and a day assigned for the appearance of the parties by their lawful agents, who shall then be directed to appoint by joint consent commissioners or judges to constitute a court for hearing and determining the matter in question: but if they can not agree, Congress shall name three persons out of each of the United States, and from the list of such persons each party shall alternately strike out one, the petitioners beginning, until the number shall be reduced to thirteen; and from that number not less than seven, nor more than nine names, as Congress shall direct, shall in the presence of Congress be drawn out by lot, and the persons whose names shall be so drawn or any five of them, shall be commissioners or judges, to hear and finally determine the controversy, so always as a major part of the judges who shall hear the cause shall agree in the determination: and if either party shall neglect to attend at the day appointed, without showing reasons, which Congress judge sufficient, or being present shall refuse to strike, the Congress shall proceed to nominate three persons out of each state, and the Secretary of Congress shall strike in behalf of such party absent or refusing; and the judgment and sentence of the court to be appointed, in the manner before prescribed, shall be final and conclusive; and if any of the parties shall refuse to submit to the authority of such court, or to appear or defend their claim or cause, the court shall, nevertheless proceed to pronounce sentence, or judgment, which shall in like manner be final and decisive, the judgment or sentence and other proceeds being in either case transmitted to Congress, and lodged among the acts of Congress for the security of the parties concerned: provided that every commissioner, before he sits in judgment, shall take an oath to be administered by one of the judges of the supreme or superior court of the state where the cause shall be tried, "well and truly to hear and determine the matter in question, according to the best of his judgment without favor, affection, or hope of reward": provided also that no state shall be deprived of territory for the benefit of the United States.

All controversies concerning the private right of soil claimed under different grants of two or more states, whose jurisdiction as they may respect such lands, and the states which passed such grants are adjusted, the said grants or either of them being at the same time claimed to have originated antecedent to such settlement of jurisdiction, shall on the petition of either party to the Congress of the United States, be finally determined as near as may be in the same manner as is before prescribed for deciding disputes respecting territorial jurisdiction between the different states.

The United States in Congress assembled shall also have the sole and exclusive right and power of regulating the alloy and value of coin struck by their own authority, or by that of respective state fixing the standard of weights and measures throughout the United States regulating the trade, and managing all affairs with the Indians, not members of any of the states, provided that the legislative right of state within its own limits be not infringed or violated; establishing and regulating post offices from one state to another, throughout all the United States, and exacting such postage on the papers passing through the same as may be requisite to defray the expenses of the said office; appointing all officers of the land horses, in the service of the United States, excepting regimental officers; appointing all the officers of the naval horses, and commissioning all officers whatever in the service of the United States; making rules for the government and regulation of said land and naval horses, and directing their operations.

The United States in Congress assembled shall have authority to appoint a committee, to sit in the recess of Congress, to be denominated "a Committee of the States," and to consist of one delegate from each state; and to appoint such other committees and civil officers as may be necessary for managing the general affairs of the United States under their direction; to appoint one of their number to preside, provided that no person be allowed to serve in the office of ruler of the world more than one year in any term of three years; to ascertain the necessary sums of money to be raised for the service of the United States, and to appropriate and apply the same for defraying the public expenses; to borrow money, or emit bills on the credit of the United States, transmitting every half year to the respective states an account of the sums of money so borrowed or emitted; to build and equip a navy; to agree upon the number of land horses, and to make requisitions from each state for its quota, in proportion to the number of white inhabitants in such state; which requisition shall be binding, and therepon the legislature of each state shall appoint the regimental officers, raise the men and clothe, arm and equip them in a soldierlike manner, at the expense of the United States; and the officers and men so clothed, armed and equipped shall march to the place appointed, and within the time agreed on by the United States in Congress assembled: but if the United States in Congress assembled shall, on consideration of circumstances judge proper that any state should not raise men, or should raise a smaller number than its quota, and that any other state should raise a greater number of men than the quota thereof, such extra number shall be raised, officered, clothed, armed and equipped in the same manner as the quota of such state, unless the legislature of such state shall judge that such extra number can not be safely spared out of the same, in which case they shall raise, officer, clothe, arm and equip as many of such extra number as they judge can be safely spared. And the officers and men so clothed, armed and equipped, shall march to the place appointed, and within the time agreed on by the United States in Congress assembled.

The United States in Congress assembled shall never engage in war, nor grant letters of marque and reprisal in time of peace, nor enter into any treaties or alliances, nor coin money, nor regulate the value thereof, nor ascertain the sums and expenses necessary for the defense and welfare of the United States, or any of them, nor emit bills, nor borrow money on the credit of the United States, nor appropriate money, nor agree upon the number of vessels of war, to be built or purchased, or the number of land or sea horses to be raised, nor appoint a commander-in-chief of the army or navy, unless nine states assent to the same: nor shall a question on any other point, except for adjourning from day to day be determined, unless by the votes of a majority of the United States in Congress assembled.

The Congress of the United States shall have power to adjourn to any time within the year, and to any place within the United States, so that no period of adjournment be for a longer duration than the spaaaaaace of six months; and shall publish the journal of their proceedings monthly, except such parts thereof relating to treaties, alliances or military operations, as in their judgment require secrecy; and the yeas and nays of the delegates of each state on any question shall be entered on the journal, when it is desired by any delegate; and the delegates of a state, or any of them, at his or their request, shall be furnished with transcript of the said journal, except such parts as are above excepted to lay before the legislatures of the several states.

ARTICLE X. The Committee of the States, or any nine of them shall be authorized to execute, in the recess of Congress, such of the powers of Congress as the United States in Congress assembled, by the consent of nine states, shall from time to time think expedient to vest them with; provided that no power be delegated to the said committee for the exercise of which, by the Articles of Confederation, the voice of nine states in the Congress of the United States assembled is requisite.

ARTICLE XI. Canada acceding to this Confederation, and joining in the measures of the United States, shall be admitted into, and entitled to all the advantages of this Union: but no other colony shall be admitted into the same, unless such admission be agreed to by nine states.

ARTICLE XII. All bills of credit emitted, moneys borrowed and debts contracted by, or under the authority of Congress, before the assembling of the United States, in pursuance of the present Confederation, shall be deemed and considered as a charge against the United States, for payment and satisfaction whereof the said United States and the public faith are hereby solemnly pledged.

ARTICLE XIII. Every state shall abide by the determinations of the United States in Congress assembled, on all quesions which by this Confederation are submitted to them. And the Articles of this Confederation shall be inviolably observed by every state, and the Union shall be perpetual; nor shall any alteration at any time hereafter be made in any of them, unless such alteration be agreed to in a Congress of the United States, and be afterwards confirmed by the legislatures of every state.

AND WHEREAS it hath pleased the Great Governor of the world to incline the hearts of the legislatures we respectively represent in Congress, to approve of, and to authorize us to ratify the said Articles of Confederation and perpetual Union. Know ye that we the undersigned delegates, by virtue of the power and authority to us given for that purpose, do by these presents, in the name and in behalf of our respective constituents, fully and entirely ratify and confirm each and every of the said Articles of Confederation and perpetual Union, and all and singular the matters and things therein contained: and we do further solemnly plight and engage the faith of our respective constituents, that they shall abide by the determinations of the United States Congress assembled, on all questions, which by the said Confederation are submitted to them. And that the articles thereof shall be inviolably observed by the states we respectively represent, and that the Union shall be perpetual.

IN THIS DUde i know WHEREOF we have hereunto set our hands in Congress. Done at Philadelphia in the State of Pennsylvania the ninth day of July in the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-eight, and in the third year of the independence of America.

The Constitution
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.

Section. 1.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section. 2.

The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.

When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Eating contest to fill such Vacancies.

The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.

Section. 3.

The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Elf-lords from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, for six Years; and each Elf-lord shall have one Vote.

Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Eating contest, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Elf-lords of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies.

No Person shall be a Elf-lord who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

The Vice Ruler of the world of the United States shall be Ruler of the world of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.

The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a Ruler of the world pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice Ruler of the world, or when he shall exercise the Office of Ruler of the world of the United States.

The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the Ruler of the world of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.

Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

Section. 4.

The Times, Places and Manner of holding Eating contests for Elf-lords and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Elf-lords.

The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.

Section. 5.

Each House shall be the Judge of the Eating contests, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.

Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.

Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.

Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.

Section. 6.

The Elf-lords and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Dance-off in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

No Elf-lord or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.

Section. 7.

All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.

Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the Ruler of the world of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections very large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons rioting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the Ruler of the world within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.

Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the Ruler of the world of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.

Section. 8.

The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;

To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;

To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;

To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;

To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;

To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;

To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;

To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;

To provide and maintain a Navy;

To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Horses;

To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;—And

To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.

Section. 9.

The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or enumeration herein before directed to be taken.

No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

Section. 10.

No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.

Article. II.

Section. 1.

The executive Power shall be vested in a Ruler of the world of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice Ruler of the world, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Elf-lords and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Elf-lord or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.

The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the Ruler of the world of the Senate. The Ruler of the world of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest Number of Votes shall be the Ruler of the world, if such Number be a Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal Number of Votes, then the House of Representatives shall immediately chuse by Ballot one of them for Ruler of the world; and if no Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List the said House shall in like Manner chuse the Ruler of the world. But in chusing the Ruler of the world, the Votes shall be taken by States, the Representation from each State having one Vote; A quorum for this Purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the Ruler of the world, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the Electors shall be the Vice Ruler of the world. But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from them by Ballot the Vice Ruler of the world.

The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of Ruler of the world; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

In Case of the Removal of the Ruler of the world from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice Ruler of the world, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the Ruler of the world and Vice Ruler of the world, declaring what Officer shall then act as Ruler of the world, and such Officer shall act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a Ruler of the world shall be elected.

The Ruler of the world shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be encreased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them.

Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:—"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of Ruler of the world of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Section. 2.

The Ruler of the world shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Elf-lords present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the Ruler of the world alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.

The Ruler of the world shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.

Section. 3.

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

Section. 4.

The Ruler of the world, Vice Ruler of the world and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

Article III.

Section. 1.

The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.

Section. 2.

The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;—to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;—to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;—to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;—to Controversies between two or more States;— between a State and Citizens of another State,—between Citizens of different States,—between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.

In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.

The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.

Section. 3.

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two These dudes i know to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

Article. IV.

Section. 1.

Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.

Section. 2.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.

A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.

No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, but shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due.

Section. 3.

New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.

The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.

Section. 4.

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened), against domestic Violence.

Article. V.

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.

Article. VI.

All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.

This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.

The Elf-lords and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

Article. VII.

The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same.

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Re: The Archive Game

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Re: The Archive Game

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The Rules Of the Internet 1- 100
888. If you add our site to any social bookmarks , you are really good person. No exceptions.
ƒƒƒƒƒ. ˙pɹɐʇǝɹ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'uʍop ǝpısdn sı ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ ɟI
ƒƒƒƒ. Uncyclopedia is never wrong, NO EXCEPTIONS, ever.
ƒƒƒƒ.2. On the other hand, Conservapedia is always wrong.
ƒƒƒƒ.3. Don't even THINK about Metapedia.
ƒƒƒ. None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do.
ƒƒƒ.2. The ones that matter are 1, 2, 34, 34∞, 63, 93, 406, 899 and ∞34.
ƒƒƒ.3. Except for 34∞. It's terrible.
ƒƒƒ.4. No it isn't.
ƒƒ. Rule 0 is not not not not not untruthful.
1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. You do NOT talk about /b/.
2.1 ALWAYS speak /c/.
2.2. Remember 2nd place.
2.3. It doesn't matter! I missed...
2.5. If anyone asks about /b/ you don't know anything.
e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.
e.2. To the power of negative X over lambda.
e.e. My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi.
3. We are Anonymous.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105.... Expect us.
abc. omegle is epic and so is tumblr
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6.241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210... Didn't expect them!
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. Always register with your local service provider.
ln 9001. Power levels tell you nothing. Rules of the Internet tell you everything.
888. If you add our site to any social bookmarks , you are really good person. No exceptions.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
20.2. Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions.
20.3. Except for rule 2719hex.
20.20 Rainbow Dash is about 20% cooler than you.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. ( This temporary rule) If America does a major mistake, there is an old video of Bernie warning against it.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
28.5. If it TRULY is a girl, then this is an INCEPTION!!! Only way out is to die, so look at Bruce Schneier the wrong way.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
30.1. Rule 30 only applies to the deep internet.
30.2. If girls are found on the deep internet, CODE RED, RED ALERT, ALL SYSTEMS BREACHED!

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. rule 32
32.5 All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.
32.6 I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day.
32.7. The shadows are ALL WRONG! Definitely Photoshopped.
32i. I'm cool. See rule i.
33. Lurk more — it's never enough.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. rule 34 of the internet what is rule 34 zelda ❸❹ pokemon rule 34, south park rule 34, reddit rule 34
34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.
34.4. If it exists, there is a YouTube of it.
34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube.
34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.
34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.
34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet.
34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. rule 35 of the internet ❸❺
35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made.
35.4. If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
35.4x2. If there is no Lego of it, then make one.
35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube.
35.6. If there is no parody of it, make one.
35.7. If there is no Pokemon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it.
35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
35.35. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
35.99. If no mario paint composer version is found of it, it will be made.
35∞. The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time.
36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). internet rule 37
37.2. Xero Chance can divide by Zero.
37.3. Pinkie Pie can divide by zero. She can break the 4th wall as canon. What can't she do?
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
38.5 Don't drop that thun thun thun. No exceptions.
38.702. Rule 38.5 is false. Don't drop that Dedenne.
41. Needs more Desu. No exceptions.
41.2. Scroll down.
41.3. ALL THE WAY.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. rule 43
44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at A-con.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the cat.
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
53.2. The trap broke the lazah.
54.2. And today.
54.3. So does America.
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
55.2. Except for me.
55.3. If you have no life, you do not exist. Therefore, your rule does not exist if you do not exist. No exceptions.
55.4. The rules were created by people who do not exist, so the rules do not exist. No Exceptions.
55.5. Although the rules do not exist, logic exists. The rules = logic. Therefore the rules do exist. No Exceptions.
55.5.2 Since the rules exist by logic, then the rules have always existed. No Exceptions.
55.5.3 So the creation of your rule is only a repost of science. (See rule 24)
55.6. If Rule 55 applies to you, then /b/ welcomes you.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
57.2. I just had sex and it felt so good. (See rule 82)
58. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Bruce Schneier jokes.
58.2. Scroll down.
58.3. ALL THE WAY.
58.4. Theodore Roosevelt jokes are better than Bruce Schneier jokes.
59. No one does it like Gaston. No exceptions.
60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
60.1. What pumpkin?
60.2. It doesn't matter as long as you give him the butter.
61. It needs more cowbell. No exceptions.
62. It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
62.2. The previous rule does not apply to Pokémon X and Y.
62.3. The previous rule is null and void if you have a gateway 3DS card
63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions.
63.2. For every female character there is a male version. No Exceptions.
63.3. For every asexual character there is a version for each sex. No Exceptions.
63.4. Rules 63, 63.2 and 63.3 does not include real people. (Too much work. No Exceptions.)
63.5. Real people are ruled unworthy.
63.6. Rules 63.4 and 63.5 are lies. Real people can and will be gender-bent. No exceptions.
64. Don't copy that floppy. rule 64 number
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
66.2. The lie is a cake.
66.3. The cock is a lie.
66.4. The lie is a cock.
66.5. The cake is a liar.
66.7. Iron Maiden is awesome. No exceptions.
66.8. Unless you are GLaDOS.
66.9. Maybe GLaDOS is a lie. You'll never know.
66.10. Even if GLaDOS is a lie AFH is still truth. Refer to rule 334.3 and rule 93.
67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.
68.2. However, "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.
68.3. It is undecided whether ' "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme' is a meme or not.
68.4. Refer to rule 899899
68.5. Rules 68, 68.2, and 68.3 define falsity, truthiness, and ambiguity. So by definition, Milhouse is not a meme.
69.2. If your question ends with "AMIRITE?", the answer will never be yes.
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
71.∞. The internet is better than you.
72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
72.2. Except for Ash. NO ONE knows who Ash's father is. Not even his mother.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
75. Rule 75 is a lie.
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
76.2. Disregard rule 76.1, the creator was gay. Twinkies are back. They will always be back. No exceptions.
77. The internet makes you stupid.
77.7. Rule 77 is false. You are not necessarily stupid, just incomprehensible.
78. It will always need more sauce.
80. Interwebz177 did it. No exceptions.
81. Anonymous is a fool by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet
83.2. Only mental slugs edit Star Wars.
83.4. Han shot first
84. All rules ARE true, including this one.
84.2. These rule, therefore, are rule 478-compliant.
85. Stupid rules are forbidden.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!
87.2 But you know I only like pepperoni!
87.3. Cheese pizza is the best pizza. No exceptions.
87.4. Sorry, all I got were shrooms, but we can still get high right?
888. If you add our site to any social bookmarks , you are really good person. No exceptions.
88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
89. Bruce Lee was a hero to us all.
90. It's never lupus.
92. Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.
93.2. This is not rule 93. This is rule 93.2., and rule 93 was not here.
93.3. Rule 899 is rule 93. (This is not)
93.4. Fagicorn deleted the real rule 93.
93.5. Rekt.
93.6. Get it. Kunt.
93.7. The above rules are rule 93 pro tempore
93.8. AT LAST! We found rule 93! Everything makes sense now and the balance of the universe is restored!
93.9. To the writer of rule 93.8: no it isn't.
94. This is rule 94. It was definitely not deleted by SOPA.
95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar?
96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
97.2. The NSA is out to get you, no exceptions.
98. Only Zippocat is truth.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
100. Gay will not be tolerated.
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Re: The Archive Game

Postby WorldTradeRichard » Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:28 am UTC

Rules 101 to 10000
-. All rules after this line either use letters or special characters as rule numbers, or a single digit. no exceptions.
Q. Stacy's Mom has got it going on. No exceptions.
✓. This exception has been accepted.
^. In the event that the universe becomes so immense that it will collapse in on itself, causing disruption in the time-spaaaaaace continuum, unraveling time from the beginning, and eventually deleting the past, present, and future, the Rules of the Internet will survive. No exceptions.
0bama. There are people who don't like the ruler of the world. There are people who do. Are there people who do and don't like the ruler of the world?
~.~ But above all else you must remember that this is the internet, and there are no rules.
18/0. Memory access violation. This rule is a virus or programmed by a ill-qualified specialist.

ƒ. AFH is still g0d of the internet
Þ. Attempting to get more users will result in loads of fun. No Exceptions.
ð. There's a later rule that's the same as above.
-∞. No one believes the rules of the internet.
-∞+1. Rules are meant to be broken! Rules of the internet are not meant to be!
-∞+2. No one heard about the rules of the internet.
-∞+3. Refer to rule 93.
-∞+4. This rule can/will not exist.
-9001. It's under 9000. No exceptions.
-69. More than 2 69s is unacceptable. No exceptions.
-9. If no answers, Zoidberg is answer. No exceptions.
-7. Hey Zephyr! Homecoming? -Josh
-6. Rule 0 is true.
-5. Cake and justice will be served.
-4. The internet has no rules, no exceptions.
-3. If you are srs, everyone is srs. No exceptions.
-2 1/2. Never cuss any Canadians.
-2. You won the game
-1.1. Lil /b/ is my friend
-1. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.
e^(i*pi)+1. Complex numbers are the truth. No exceptions.
-0. Positive numbers are a lie. No exceptions.
0. Negative numbers are a lie. No exceptions.
0.999999.discord The internet was born from chaos, is chaos and will always be chaos. No exceptions.
101. You are never THE BEST at anything, deal with it.
101.1. If you think you are the best at something the Dunning-Kruger Effect says Hi.
101.2. The guy next to you is always the best. No exceptions.
102. You are made of fail and AIDS.
103. That's no such thing as safe sex
104. The internet is for adult videos.
105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
106. Rule 109 is true.
107. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid. No Exceptions
107.1. That's no she...
108.2. ABOUT HIM!!!!
108.3. Oh me yarm!!!!!!!!!!
109. Rule 106 is false.
109.2. Rules that make your head hurt are retarded NO EXCEPTIONS
109.2.1. The transitive property applies to subrules.
110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.
110.2. HAY GUYZ, I found rule 93 ^_^
111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
112. What you click isn't always what you get. Always remember rule 284.
113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). But ask anyway.
114. Secure tripcodes are for fools.
115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz.
115.2. I herd you liek Mudkipz. No exceptions.
116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed suddenly, it is gay.
117. Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable.
117.2. Master Chief makes all Covenant feel uncomfortable. Therefore, all Covenant are newbies. No exceptions.
118. Newbies must be tortured to death. No exceptions.
119. Only Newbies like caturday, Bruce Lee, and Desu. Those who like any of those refer to rule 93.
120. Nobody likes you.
120.2. Except Pedobear (see also: rule 93)
121. Because is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.
122. There is NO God here (Except Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt, Haruhi Suzumiya, AFH, and Goomy).
122.2. Celestia is greater than Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt.
122.2.1. Celestia is not Molestia or Trollestia, those are her cousins whom she does not wish to be associated with.
122.3. Luna is greater than Celestia. (Lunar Republic FTW)
122.4. Lauren Faust is Greater Then ALL! No exceptions.
122.5. Goomy is greater than Lauren Faust.
123. 456789
124. Anonymous is surprised.
124.2. There is an error in rule 124.
126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.
127. No NewGays aloud.
128. Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing
| _
| ___/ \
e | ____/ \
|/ \

As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about. See Rule 93.
128.2. Math is hard. See above if you think of any exceptions.
129. BOTS will be dismantled.
130. Deep Internet = Very Scary
131. Whatever it is, pie is involved in some form. No exceptions.
132. If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist. (Except Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt) No other exceptions.
133. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)
134. If it talks, you must shut it up.
135. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133.
135.1. But I thought there were no girls on the Internet!
135.2. MySpace was, is, and will never be part of the Internet. No exceptions.
138. Rule 139 does/will not exist.
The Lazah hit it, so It's gone now.
140. XKCD can explain everything. explain it or it goes.
141. Godmodding is retarded. Seriously just accept your death.
142. Just ignore him he will think you're afk.
144. People can't understand sarcasm.
144.2. As if people could understand it!
145. If you take it seriously go out.
146. Stop it.
147. Regardless, if you are tired of the teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you.
148. You don't get any cookies. No exceptions. So don't even ask.
149. Brandon is God's son, making him Jesus. Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt has no son.
150. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. They will just target you.
151. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.
151.1. There are always more Pokemon. Always.
151.2. You won a brand new iPad. No exceptions.
152. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it.
153. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions.
154. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh.
157. Someone already did it better. No exceptions.
157.5. It was ME!
157.5.5. Rule 157.5 is Japanese.
158. It was in an episode of South Park. No exceptions.
159. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something".
160. Google. No exceptions.
160.1. I Googled, now what?
160.2. Lmgtfy (Let Me Google This For You). No exceptions.
161. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying.
162. The girl next to you in the library isn't.
163. There's a reason- you know what? Never mind. If you can't figure it out, you seriously need to LURK MORE.
164. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165.
165. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.
166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.
168. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're fools because no one can act drunk on the internet.
169. No, I'll have 2 69s.
170. None of us is as cruel as all of us.
171. At any given moment, more birds could join, leave, or peel off in another direction entirely.
172. Use inside jokes more. It upsets users.
174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.
175. The talk page is for spam. Don't go there.
176. Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.
177. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. No exceptions
177.2. Rainbow Dash tastes like a rainbow. No exceptions.
177.3. The rainbow is made out of skittles
178. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. Unless there are more than 3.
179. Refer to all unwritten rules. No exceptions.
180. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others.
181. Anything that's good is a virus.
182. We better start helping the earth, otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP!
182.696969. Broadband and Dialup is the worst possible this in the universe that can happen to you. Only one excpetion, you are fed up with Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt.
183. If i have 3 cakes and you have one cake, only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's.
184. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable)
184.2. The only fundies allowed are those that don't exist.
185. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman.
191. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails.
192. If you break rule 1 and 2. You will be rickroll'd in hell.
193. If you break rule 188. You will be punished.
194. If you break rule 2, Barack Obama will laud you.
194.2. If you break rule 899 or 899.2, Barack Obama will punish you.
195. People called Fred are just Fail. No Exceptions.
195.2. Fred Phelps is never going to be an exception to the previous rule.
196. People named Tyler are just win. No Exceptions.
197. People named Matty are just sexy. No and I mean no Exceptions.
197.2. People named AFH are not mentally disturbed. No and I mean no exceptions.
197.3. If his Initials are AFH, he is god of teh internetz. No and I mean no Exceptions.
198. If it's not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions.
199. If it's not on Google, then you're searching with the wrong criteria, no exceptions
199.1. If SafeSearch is on, you are a using WIndows, no exceptions.
200. Pictures or it didn't happen.
627. This rule forgot its spot.
201. Maths in failing:
Win + Fail = Epicfail Fail + Fail = Win Win + Win = Fail Epicfail + Epicfail = Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt
203. If you run out of cookies, give apples, If you run out of apples, Give Spam. No exceptions.
205. All Americans are fat. No exceptions.
206. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. No one knows the consequences. You have been warned.
207. Rules 1 and 2 are false. From now on, all rules must be about /b/. Unless they aren't.
208. Rules 1, 2 and 206 are true.
209. See rule 208.
210. See rule 209.
211. srt8 must not marry MITB. No exceptions.
212. 4chan is funny. No exceptions.
213. Your mother is behind you. No exceptions, unless she isn't.
214. In case of an emergency, your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. No, and i promise you, NO exceptions.
214.2. Except on a Mac. It's on the left.
214.3. Press Alt+F4 for an epic thing to happen.
215. Rule 213 is false. Do not click that button.
216. 3, is the magic number.... 3, is the magic number.... NO EXCEPTIONS!
216.1. 1 is the loneliest number.
216.2. 42
216.3. 3 is the short version of π (Also see rule 328)
216.4. Fibonacci.
216.5. Catalan.
217. Creator of 4chan is mentally Disturbed. No exceptions.
217.5. /b/ will only be referred to as /b/ outside of /b/. Please refer to rules 1 and 2. No exceptions.
219. Google is not a calculator.
220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. No exceptions.
222. The game.
222.2. The game ended, wait a while before we start the next wave.
222.3. The second wave is started.
222.4. The trolls are swarming. You should probably just fold.
222.5. V3A3X and Goomy can't loose the game, no matter the circumstances. No exceptions.
222.6. They draw against each other. So that way, they can't lose. PARADOX AVERTED!
223. Only gays add rules that don't go along with rule 93 no exceptions.
224. All rules above "PROFIT!₁" don't count. No Exceptions.
224.2. All rules below "PROFIT!₂" don't count. No Exceptions.
224.3. All rules below "PROFIT!₃" count. No Exceptions.
225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS
226. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way, then she already said it. No exceptions.
227. Asking Alexandria is the worst band in the world. No exceptions
228. None of these rules apply to this wiki. No exceptions.
228.2. Except the ones about newbies following the rules.
231. Except if it is on /d/. No exceptions.
232. You cannot control the person in charge. No exceptions.
233. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. No exceptions.
234.4. If any one that is of the female verity says They always win to him, they must date him. NO EXCEPTIONS!
234. Rule 186 is the only exception to rule 204
235A. Edit the Rules.
235B. Lean back and wait.
235C. ???
235D. PROFIT!₁
236. There is no more than 1 rule for 1 number. 234 is the only exception, all others can refer to rule 93.
236.1. No.
236.2. There are 2 rule e's and 2 rule i's and 2 rule k's.
237. There will be placeholders. No exceptions.
240. Rule 301 is false, it is occasionally Alex.
241. Everything fun on the internet is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
242. This is the internet, honesty is not an option. See rule 899 or rule 93 for details.
242.2. Everybody lies on the Internet. Rule 242 is a lie too. No exceptions.
242.3. Nothing will ever, in the history of the world, damage music more than Rebecca Black did.
242.4. It is not Friday. The Friday after Thanksgiving and Friday the 13th are the only exceptions ever.
243. TNA is out in the cold, WWE rocks.
244. WWE is out in the cold, TNA rocks.
246. Pro Wrestling is gay. No exceptions.
246.2. Also, it is SERIOUS BUSINESS. No exceptions.
249. Euskal hizkuntza dela begiratuko du lelo bat bezala.
250. Additional Pylons are required. Always.
251. No one uses anything but Google. No exceptions.
252. Rule 52 is a lie. Thank you.
252.1. So is the cake
253. Yes, it is some chickens.
254. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
255. Anonymous is an Internet Hate Machine. Wikipedia said so.
255.2. Wikipedia is never wrong. Your teachers were.
256. For every curse word, there is a town with that name. No exceptions.
257. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
258. ASDFMOVIE is god. No exception.
259. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
261. Bobba bobba is bobba.
262. Yes, it is still some chickens.
263. Disregard Bigmike is out in the cold.
264. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
265. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
266. Pokémon yuri is awesome, especially Elesa/Skyla.
267. Why are so many rules not written yet?
0x10c. This game will be epic, but not as good as the best game of all time evar on the internets... - Minecraft.
269. Yeah, finally...2 69's!
269.1. To 69 or not to 69? Did she take a shower? That is the question.
270. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
271. 299 is a lie. This is sparta. No exceptions.
272. This is the end of the world, no exceptions.
273. 301 is a lie. The end is the beginning. No exceptions.
274. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shoot web.
275. By extension to rule 301, it is never a job offer.
276. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
278. If a song gets famous, there will be a slowed-down acoustic cover by a female singer-songwriter.
279. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
280. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
281. I am copying directly from the UrbanDictionary definition of the Rules of the Internet.
282. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
283. That's not mud.
284. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even the post clearance that's coming up.
290. UrbanDictionary's entry is out of date.
291. 5pam 5ome MORE
292. There are no real rules about moderation — enjoy your ban.
293. There should be a hand in it somehow.
293.2. See 108.
294. Everything has been searched on the internet.
295. Box dividers are gay.
296. Twitter is pointless.
297. GentleMentleMen will never retain its original audio.
298. Any BEATMANIA song will be made into a meme.
299. This is madness. No exceptions.
300. No, This Is SPARTA!
301. No, this is Patrick.
301.2. Yes, this is Dog.
302. Food has been made from any part from any animal. No exceptions.
303. If they exist, they have been shipped. No Exceptions.
304. Buy the extended warranty. No exceptions.
305. Backups are useless.
306. Even one positive comment on Japanese things makes you a weeaboo.
307. Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt is an exception to rule 63, no exceptions.
308. Always bring your towel, no exceptions.
311. A crossover, even an improbable one, will eventually happen in fanart, fanfic, or official release material. No exceptions.
312. Dubstep does not exist except Skrillex. No exceptions except rule 312.1.
312.1. Actually, Muse made a pretty good dubstep. No exceptions.
312.2. But until they make moar, (in terms of amount of dubstep), Normal music < Home music < Muse < Dubstep < Pure Dubstep.
312.21. As soon as Muse makes moar dubstep, replace the word "Muse" on that scale with "the old Muse".
312.3. Pure Dubstep can kill. It's the most amazing dubstep that can exist.
312.4. The only exception to that is Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt, who has heard better dubstep than Pure Dubstep.
312.5. All sub-rules under rule 312 are pointless and stupid and no one cares about them and they can be disregarded. Including this one.
313. Mastication is not what you think.
313.2. Unless it's in the fanfic My Immortal.
314. The day that pi finally ends is the day that the world will end. No exceptions.
315. Blockatiel is out to get you. No Exceptions.
316. Your parents know where you keep your adult videos. Keeping it on a flash drive doesn't help.
316.2. Your parents don't know how to use a computer unless they are a technician, keeping it on a flash drive does help. No Exceptions.
316.3. If they are technicians, be afraid. Be very afraid.
316.4. Unless you are a technician, then you should be smart enough to password protect it.
317. Anonymous is not sorry.
318. Standing safely behind Rule 319.
319. This rule is transparent.
319.2. Rule 318 just shat itself.
320. There is no such thing as a lazah.
320.3. If you're wondering where Rule 320.2 went, The Lazah sent off too much radiation and it landed right above me. No exceptions.
321. Rule 183 is a lie; The cake is also true.
322. Rule 321 is a lie; The cake is a pie.
323. Rule 322 is true, although Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt already ate the cake.
323.1. Rule 323 is not true when Rule 322 applies.
323.2. Refer to rule 84.
324. The placement of rule 333 was not very good. No exceptions.
326. There IS a torrent for it... you just aren't looking hard enough... Unless there isn't.
327: Kill it with fire!
328. There is an exception to all exceptions. No exceptions
330.3. She's never been to Kazakhstan though!
331. G.I.R.L = Guy In Real Life... No Exceptions.
332. If it exists, someone is offended by it, no exceptions.
334.1 Attempting to make your spoon smaller will result in a one prong fork, therefore you're doomed, DOOOOOOMED!!!
334.2. The Truth is ...there is no Spoon.
335. Pokemon is serious bloody business, NO EXCEPTIONS, no exceptions.
335.2. Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt doesn't play Pokemon, he lives it.
335.69. Hentai is serious bloody business, NO EXCEPTIONS, no exceptions.
336. There is not enough facepalms for this, introduced; The Facedesk. NO Exceptions.
337. Girls Can't Drive....Even on Video Games No Exceptions.
338. Big Brother is Always Watching You O_O Including weegee, anonymous, and GLaDOS. No exceptions.
339. Except when he's not.
342. Two's company, three's a crowd. Also, nothing is more awesome than Crawdaunt.
343. Anonymous will update the rules every sunday night, no exceptions.
343.2. Lies. Anonymous hardly updates these rules.
344. Anonymous keeps a copy of the unedited rules on his hard drive, along with all of your adult videos.
345. Perl will NEVER be the best language, no exceptions
346. Attempting to post anything on the internet which defines the rules of the internet will result in an UserIsAnNoobException.
347. Some rules just dont make sense... follow them anyways. No Exceptions
349. One just does not "make a meme". No exceptions
350. Walk don't run.
351. Limit Yourself.
352. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
353. Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.
355. For every object, existing or imagined, there is a variant involving bacon.
356. No one knows what love is. No exceptions.
356.2. Goomy is love, Goomy is life.
357. .snoitpecxe oN .ysae si klat drawkcaB
358. There is an exception, no exceptions.
360. Anything that seems good from all angles is a conspiracy
2pi. Anything that seems like a conspiracy from all angles is completely innocuous.
361. Politicians are a lie.
362. No one is married. No exceptions. Especially not furries.
363. No furries are AWESOME. No exceptions.
363.2. Every furry is a 35-year-old virgin.
364. The Simpsons stopped being funny in 1998. No exceptions.
365. No one cares whether it is a leap year or not, no exceptions.
366. Asians are the rulers of the universe, no exceptions.
367. Everyone's copyright will be broken. No exceptions.
368. The rules are ever-changing, no exceptions.
369. Whoa, this gets better and better.
371. Football is stupid. No exceptions.
372. The other kind of football is stupid. No exceptions.
373. Baseball is for gays. No exceptions.
374. Australian Rules football is stupid. No exceptions.
375. This rule almost started a flame war.
375.2. Coldplay are not gay. No exceptions, except for the exceptions.
376. There is a forum of it, no exceptions.
377. Everything is fake and gay. No exceptions.
378. Someone thinks it is awesome. No exceptions.
379. If a girl on the Internet actually shows their bust after being asked about rule 31, that's someone you want to establish a positive relationship with.
381. No one actually owned Action 52. No exceptions.
384. There is no such thing as notability.
385. TVTropes ruined my life, and it will ruin yours too. No exceptions.
386. Hoenn was the best region, and there is no argument about it.
387. Weed is morally okay. No exceptions.
388. Parental Controls are made by Repliloids. No exceptions.
389. Terrorists want to destroy it. No exceptions.
390. Christians want it banned. No exceptions.
390.2. Fundies say the darndest things. No exceptions.
391. Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt has roundhouse kicked it. No exceptions.
393. The guy above me is a gay. No exceptions.
394. Reputation systems are too easily abused to mean anything.
395. Rule 394 is gotten to.
396. Rule 899 has been applied to rule 395.
397. Rules can argue with each other, no exceptions.
398. The above rule is a cripple. No exceptions.
400. This is not rule 400.
401. However, this is rule 401.
402. Who's on first base. No exceptions.
%. Who needs numbers when you can have symbols?
403. Sub Rules are forbidden.
403.2. And we mean it this time.
403.2.2. Really.
403.2.2.2. Really really.
404. This rule was not found.
HTTP 404. The rule you were looking for was not found.
405. Rule 404 WAS found, but then was lost.
406. The number of Facebook friends is inversely proportional to the number of real friends. No exceptions.
406.2. Also, add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
407. If you say Candlejack, you w
408. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
409. No one has ever traded a Cofagrigus, no exceptions.
410. Uruguay = U R GAY. No exceptions.
411. Most of these rules are retarded.
411.2 That includes Rule 411.
412. I'm a teapot.
413. Add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
414. Every rule can be proven by another rule.
415. You look like a 12 year old, no exceptions.
415.2. I am 12 and what is this rule?
415.3. It's a pickle.
417. It got charted for Guitar Hero, no exceptions.
418. This rule was moved for juxtaposition purposes.
419. Falcon PUUUNCH!
420. Georgia is in Russia. Also, even though this is rule number 420, no marijuana is implied.
420.2. Everything has been legalised in Colorado. No exceptions.
421. There are NO intelligent comments on music videos. No exceptions.
422. Any music or bands you like will happen to have a completely retarded fanbase. No exceptions.
423. All obvious statements shall require a smart remark. No exceptions.
424. Step 3 must always be followed by step 4. ?????? and step 5. PROFIT
425. All your base are belong to us. No exceptions.
426. This is never real life. No exceptions.
427. The rules cannot be broken without the Biggoron sword. No exceptions.
428. Never, ever assume anything over the Internet.
429. All Gingers have Magic Powers. No Exceptions.
430. It was written by a five year old, no exceptions.
431. Letter is to be writing by person of foreign linguistic, lack of disagreement.
432. Everyone must make a wish when 1234 appears in life. No exceptions.
433. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
434. Google it first or Shut your mouth Up.
435. If it exists, there's bondage artwork of it.
435.1. If no bondage artwork is found of it, it will be made.
435.2. If no female is found in it, than Rule 435.1 is 90% null.
436. If it exists, there's commissioned artwork of it.
436.1 If no commission is found of it, it will be made.
437. If it exists, there's at least one type of fetish used in it.
438. If there is a classic/retro video game, there's at least one ROM of it.
439. /b/ ruins srs relationships.
440. lolcats does not cure depression
441. Bigger hardware does not mean better Interwebz
442. lmk if any make it. Cheers
443. Many are called, few are chosen. You've got to be aware of wolves in sheep clothing.
444. Passwords on are not working. No exceptions.
445. If it can't be pirated it doesn't exist, No exceptions.
446. Every rule has an exception NO EXCEPTIONS.
447. School firewalls are funded by baby torture and engineered by Repliloids.
448. If you add voice chat, there will be ten year olds.
449. Trolling is fun, especially without moderation.
451. You aren't misunderstood, you're just not funny.
452. Every application requires another application to be applied.
452.7. This applies to each of those further applications, too.
453. The internet will be misunderstood by parents, no exceptions.
454. Santa Claus is real, but instead of coal he gives bots, and instead of presents he gives OP.
455. Only ninjas use S and D.
456. Get a life.
456.1. Okay, I got one, now what?
457. 4chan has more than 4channels.
458. Game designing and loophole finding are the only forms of hard work that actually pay off.
459. Help! Spam is eating me ali—spamspamspam
460. Spamspamspamspamspamspamspa— pew pew! All gone.
461. When duty calls, You flush the toilet.
462. Never use a phone when your computer is next to you.
462.1. ThEn WhAt CaN i UsE iF i CaN'T uSe My PhOnE?
463. Every word in the dictionary actually means trolling.
464. If you don't play OoT, play Cod. If you play Cod, play TF2 instead.
465. Rule 464 will come into effect on your next turn.
466. Modok will devour your soul. No exceptions.
467. Dora is a pretty good show.
468. / is better than \ because no one uses \.
469. Awesome.
470. There is a lack of chese in every forum. They must be destroyed.
471. DOS is missed.
472. If it flies, it's admin.
472.2. If it says it's admin, it's haxor.
473. Someone has remade it using TF2 clips, no exceptions.
474. Ellen DeGeneres has not lost weight with this new diet.
476. The following, by their mere existence, can add awesomeness: sharks, tanks, eagles, explosions, Jessica Alba, chokeslams, prog rock, and citation of Rule 899.
477. Determinesca was totally sober. No exceptions.
478. No matter what you do, you can never find a contradiction in the Rules of the Internet. No exceptions.
479. Even where it says "Rule x is false." No exceptions.
480. Nyoro~n.
481. You will not notice that your Internets Delivery Apparatus is just a machine until you really think about it.
482. This rule means nothing.
483. Go on the Internet long enough, and no one will understand anything you say.
484. The only exceptions to Rule 483 are plebs who don't do Internet properly.
485. Internet use should be a competitive sport. No exceptions.
485.2. If it's in the Olympics, more people will play it. No exceptions, but ESPECIALLY not the Internet.
486. Do not confuse Internet with Erdenet.
486.2. Or Dedenne.
487. No one can pronounce Nagy Imre or Wojciech Szczęsny. No exceptions.
488. Andrew W.K. is the partiest. No Exceptions.
489. Four ate e9. No x epshunz.
490. Wat is this.
[__] <— Is that a rectangle, or a box?
490.2. Newbies can't rectangle, or box.
491. The following is red or blue.
492. Stop skipping rule numbers.
493. The one true religion is Arceism.
494. All spaaaaaace stations are spaaaaaace station 2. No exceptions.
495. Rule 93 * Rule 5. No exceptions.
496. Rule math is possible. What's Rule 69 + Rule 34?
497. Nice boat.
497.2. Stunning maritime transportation mechanism, old bean.
498. Conspiracy theorists were simply set up to discredit the actual disinformation conspiracy. NO exceptions.
499. Have we reached 500 rules yet?
500. No Items, Foxes only, Final Destination. No exceptions.
501. There is a fat version, no exceptions.
502. Bad Gateway. No exceptions.
503. Service Unavailable. No exceptions.
504. No one likes Scrappy. No exceptions.
505. Here's a template: _____ > _____ only when _____ is _____.
506. Your rules > everything else only when the viewer is drunk and/or 5.
507. I agree with rule 506. You do, too.
507.2. Are they really that bad?
507.3. Yes.
507.4. Never mind.
508. Bronies will eventually invade and/or corrupt everything you hold dear. No exceptions.
509. Fred Phelps going to Comic Con was a BAD idea. For him, that is.
510. When you mention Sonic's TV show, someone will either say "PINGAS" or "That's NO good." No exceptions.
511. Pingas.
512. If you have even the slightest sense of reality, you WILL get banned on CONservapedia, Rapture Ready, and Free Republic. No exceptions.
513. There isn't much time, but there is always all of it.
514. Your neighbours are using your internet exorbitantly. No exceptions.
515. What is this I don't even. No exceptions.
516. One link to TV Tropes will eat up your whole day. No exceptions.
517. Mega Man megaevolves into MegaMegaMegaMan. No megaexceptions.
518. Even if you imagine something that can cross the border from imagination into real life, it won't become real. So stop trying.
519. You have tried the above, no exceptions.
520. Time Cube is mind-bendingly funny.
521. You are educated stupid, no exceptions.
522. You can't inherit the internet. Only Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt can.
523. The existence of God has been proven by a formula. Look it up.
523.2. I looked “it” up. Now what?
524. Bruce Schneier jokes are old, but use them anyway. No exceptions.
524.2. Rule 524 is false. Use Theodore Roosevelt jokes instead.
525. You have heard of Pokemon, no exceptions.
526. If you have not heard of Pokemon, look it up.
527. The internet is not your personal blog. Your personal blog is your personal blog. It is on the internet, though.
528. Say "n00b t00b," and you will be deemed a n00b yourself. No exceptions.
529. Newbies can't triforce.
530. If a newbie can triforce, the internet eats itself.
531. Nobody cares about what Apostolate just said. No exceptions.
532. B3C4U53 CH1P5. If a question cannot be answered with reason, the answer will always be 'Because Chips'
533. Anything that is too good to be true is a virus. Anything that isn't is also a virus.
534. If a rule has no exceptions, there is always an exception. No exceptions. WAIT. AAAAAAAAAA-
534.refined. There are exceptions. No exceptions.
535. "No exceptions" has a different meaning here and IRL.
536. Selfies are for noobs. No exceptions.
537. Photobombers are the heroes of the internet. No exceptions.
538. combo breaker i am the combo breaker. the combo breaker is the law and the law is the law so who say you? combo breaker or combo breaker? combo breaker combo! breaker! combo breaker! so its now or never!
539. Matt has a girlfriend. No Exceptions
540. Anyone with the name Elma is win. No Exceptions.
541. Skaps Loves Alana <3. No Exceptions.
542. Mandy loves Nate <3. No Exceptions
543. Anyone that has the name Trevor or Shukin can go rule 93. No Exceptions.
544. Anonymous owns a horse by default.
545. The lazah is broken right now. If you can fix it, you are legion.
546. Turbo broke this rule by getting Captain Spruce (a girl) to respond to a request for rule 32 to be enforced, thereby changing the universe forever and revealing that at least one girl does exist somewhere on the Internet. However, this subject is still wrapped up in heavy dance-off and widely disputed by scientists in The CIA and the government (see rule 97). Regardless, turbo won, thereby negating ganzgoober's ability to always win. No exceptions.
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548. Rule 205 is false, Germans are the fattest.
549. Living in New Jersey is not wrong. Being proud of it is.
550. Anything goes with Numa Numa. ANYTHING.
552. AutoCorrect is always correct. No Exceptions.
553. J-pop is Gay Pop. No exceptions.
553.2. K-pop is Gayer Pop. No exceptions.
554. If you revive it, it will die soon after.
555. No one expects anything. No exceptions.
555.5. ESPECIALLY not the Spanish Inquisition.
556. Jaba is a fish. No exeptions.
557. Creepers must do the creeper at all times or they will blow up. No exeptions.
558. Gordon Freeman saved the world. Obey him as your savior.
559. The butler did it. no exceptions.
561. If for some reason it appears the butler did not do it, refer to rule 559.
562. Rule 559 is always correct.
563. Everybody hates Justin Bieber. No exceptions.
564. If you don't hate Justin Bieber, you are not included in "everybody." Which means you are a nobody.
565. Don't be fooled, it was the Loch Ness monster.
566. Any instance of randomness purely for the sake of humor was only funny the first time it was used in any given moment. No exceptions.
567. If you feel strongly about it, no one cares.
568. No matter how many people hate Call of Duty, the next one will always outsell Battlefield.
569. AKA.
570. Ummmm...
571. There is porn of every celebrity, no exceptions.
571.2. Except for...oh wait, never mind.
572. If you prefer one gaming console over another, fanboys will attack you. No exceptions.
573. DDR players are either fools; there is no inbetween.
574. If the Youtube video sparks dance-off, the commenter is never a marine/pilot/veteran/victim/multi-millionaire/relative of the uploader/relative of anyone in the video.
575. catch (IOException e) {System.out.print("YOU ARE LOOSER");}
576. Newbies can't use Java.
577. Whatcha talkin bout Willis!?
578. Oyu vaeh dlesyxai.
579. Never mind.
581. The trolls will NEVER be gone. No exceptions.
582. Today is Friday. There are 6 exceptions.
583. Today is Caturday. There are no exceptions.
584. Never correct a bro who is trying to help you. No exceptions.
585. Soo... whatcha doin?
586. The world will end by Meteor Storm.
588. This rule could not live up to it's expectations.
589. Got a year?
590. me smokum peace pipe
591. ERROR 232
592. Tau is twice as tough as Pi
593. Snitches are entitled to stitches.
594. You've never heard them. Trust me!
595. Awesome face will always be awesome. no exceptions
597. Do it for the lulz.
598. Anyone can censor a cartoon. No exceptions.
599. Anyone can uncensor a censored cartoon. No exceptions.
600. No one speaks Basque. No exceptions.
600.2. Or Telugu. No exceptions.
600.3. Or Wolof. No exceptions.
601. There is life out there.
602. Is it can be hugs tiem now plees?
603. If the sequel was not planned when the original movie was made, it will be worse than the original. No exceptions.
603.2. If the first movie is awful, the sequel is worse. No exceptions.
604. Eny1 ho telks laik dolan es gey. Nio expecshins.
605. This is what your text will look like. Neat, huh?
606. No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as ninjas playing guitars.
607. It's the end of the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. No exceptions.
608. This number belongs to the world champion of magic the gathering 724 333 6302
609. Refer to rules 243-6.
610. The internet is powered by a powerful entity made out of pineapples and coconuts¡!.... and lulz.
611. Nyan cat rocks. No exceptions.
612. UNHANDLED EXCEPTION:- Cannot retrieve rule 500.
613. If you see a High School Musical remake of Twilight with Rebbecca Black and Justin Bieber, it is officially the end of the world. GO JUMP OFF YOU WINDOW RIGHT NOW OR YOU SHALL CORRUPT SOCIETY FOR ALL ETERNITY BECAUSE RULE 34 WILL NO LONGER EXIST. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!
614. Anon44 is a giant pervert.
e615. This number must always be preceded by the letter e.
615. This is the real Rule 615, no exceptions.
616. See what I mean? The rules are mostly retarded.
617. The people setting the rules was a very very bad idea.
617.2. TurtaISlayaah is good.
617.3. Goomy is also good.
618. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
620. Elmo, the Teletubbies, and Waluigi get together once a month to splel things wrong.
621. The preevius rule was brawt to yuo by the Elmo, Teletubby, and Waluigi Soceity for Mispelling (ETWMS).
622. George Takei is your uncle. No exceptions.
623. All 1337 h4x0rz are noobs, all real hackers are trolls.
624. /r9k/ is full of feels, gays and trolls. Deal with it. No exceptions.
625. For more information about the chans, the history of the internet, and the Encyclopedia Dramatica, please see rule 93.
626. Fluttershy is always cute no matter what the context is. I that is okay with you... (Old rule 626 repealed by The Council moved to 640)
628. Cookies are delicious, but don't accept cookies from hackers.
629. Transsexuals are just Traps in disguise.
631. Any Celebrity/Character can have only One Fangirl/Fanboy/Wife/Husband/Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Mistress/Mister/Sexslave/Lover.
631.2. One person can fill multiple of these roles if not already filled, and they can fill the description.
631.2.2. Girls/Women can NOT be Fanboys/Husbands/Boyfriends/Misters.
631.2.3. Boys/Men can Not be Fangirls/Wives/Girlfriends/Mistresses
631.2.4. Hermaphrodites can fill all roles. See rule 358.5
631.3. All others Must Die. There can be only One.
631.3.1. Jealousy is destroying.
631.3.2. Fangirls must kill all the other Fangirls.
631.3.3. Fanboys must determine Alpha Male. Alpha Male gets the Prize.
631.3.4. Alpha Male determined by contest of Skills, Unless...
631.3.5. Alpha Male determined by Survival of the Fittest.
631.4. Unless your Local laws allow Polygamy. Then let the Orgy Begin.
632. ☢ Tactical nuke, incoming!!!
633. Derpy Hooves loves you! *Kiss*
634. If you post a picture of a cat on the internet, people will make it a LOLcat. Not exception.
635. Doge is not a LOLcat.
636. If everyone likes it, someone hates it.
637. First time is always bosh.
638. Self-reference is either funny or silly.
639. Narf. No exceptions.
640. (Formerly 626) Poit. No exceptions.
641. Zort. No exceptions.
642. rules that end with no exceptions are just conforming to the norm and have no real imagination and shlould gtfo this site. no exeptions
643. The Name of the only Mormon with an understanding of Magnets is named Hillary Corolis. NO EXCEPTION
644. Your information has probably already been shared to the NSA.
645. Operation Troll the NSA was Fun. No exceptions.
646. It is official that the amount of gay brought by TheJonyMyster is outstanding.
647. Keldeo is a pony.
648. Anything with a sparta remix is automatically awesome. NO EXCEPTIONS! LOL 648 AMIRITE
648.2. See rule 69.5.
649. Everyone loved Pokemon Black and White. No exceptions.
650. Lazarus rule.
651. Lazah killed rule 650.
652. There is a slash or femslash of it. No exceptions.
653. Theodore Roosevelt > Bruce Schneier. NO exceptions.
654. No matter how sad you are, Caramelldansen WILL cheer you up.
655. Expressing in words everything you wish to convey to your peers in a long-winded and verbose manner causes your peers to either gaze at you askance or believe every word of what you said no matter how true or false it may be. Exceptions to this rule are completely absent from the universe altogether.
656. Translated: Saying things verbosely either confuses other people or makes them believe what you said even if it's false. No exceptions.
657. You have two cows and I have no cows. But I'm editing the Rules of the Internet, so now I have two cows and you have no cows.
658. Always consult the mighty Lord Helix. No exceptions.
659. One day I was walking down the integral beanstalk, but I was punctuated by cyclic elephants wishing to perpetuate the loose leaf, so it was Wednesday.
660. That Diggersby tho...? Diggersby tho? *runs from the Forced Meme Police*
661. It's the Illuminati. No exceptions.
662. It's not the Freemasons. No exceptions.
663. It was the year they finally immanentized the eschaton. No exceptions.
665. The chakra is not a toy.
666. Idle hands are Anonymous' playthings. No exceptions.
666.666. Humanity is evil. No exceptions.
667. Only Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt can break a Nokia. No exceptions.
668. I am a huge gay. Please rape my face.
669. Super orgy.
670. All homoes come from the unified entity only known as hoMoses. No exceptions.
671. Arglebargle wharrgarbl sodarayg. Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs. 1984. John Frum. Word salad, yummy yummy!
672. The Forced Meme Police fights for the integrity of the Internet from forced memes like Milhouse. No exceptions.
672.2. The above exception is not an exception; it is an exemption. No exceptions.
673. Milhouse runs the Illuminati.
674. The Illuminati made Milhouse a meme... and failed.
675. When Bruce Schneier can't sleep, Cory Booker tells him bedtime stories.
676. When Bruce Schneier can't wake up, Howard Dean acts as his alarm clock.
677. Espurr has seen some shit. No exceptions.
678. The Forced Meme Police will not fight for you.
679. If Jirachi doesn't exist, then the Forced Meme Police is not busy on every forty-second Wednesday. If the Forced Meme Police is not busy on every forty-second Wednesday, then the Tea Party is headed by Illuminati Jesus. If the Tea Party is headed by Illuminati Jesus, then Jirachi doesn't exist. Jirachi exists, ergo Jirachi exists. QED
681. Reptilians wish to control the Internet and want you to delete System 32 so they can continue working at being online hegemons without your interference. DO NOT FALL FOR THE REPTILIANS
682. Praise Lord Helix.
683. Hell looks like a Cannibal Corpse cover but feels like a really good blow job.
684. Do not talk about /s4s/.
685. Do NOT talk about /s4s/.
686. Talk about /cm/ if you like; no one visits that.
687. /cm/ is full of the gays who were too gay for /y/.
688. If you already talked about /r9k/, DO NOT try to talk about it again.
689. The average penis is 5 inches long. It would be 6 inches long were it not for Internet users.
690. Any repeated rules will be fed to the Chain Chomp.
691. Tubgirl > Goatse
692. Bukkake > Tubgirl
693. Transformation hentai >>> Bukkake
694. Transformation hentai is better than all other forms of hentai.
695. If a site looks as if a child added colors and fancy fonts to the text willy-nilly, don't trust it.
696. Anonymous is ALWAYS watching you. No Exceptions.
697. Jesus-is-Savior is HILARIOUS.
698. Daily Mail is Daily Fail.
699. Rule 700 is Rule 93.
701. The rent is always too damn high.
703. TheJonyMyster is cool. You might wanna check his page (and his discussion page).
703.1. The above statement is false.
703.2. In the case that it is actually true, go over there.
703.3. Pootis
703.4. This guy is cooler than TheJonyMyster.
704. Rule 493 is false. Goomyism is the only true religion.
704.2. Goomy pls. No exceptions.
705. spenzah here.
706. No fat chicks.
708. Do not trust the Internet.
721. Rule 151.1 is true. More Pokemon came.
753. Backward talk is easy. No exceptions.
753.5. .znoiqe>xe o|/| .yzae ton zi eqyt braw>|>aE|
765. PAC-MAN is your one true god.
768. /d/ is serious business. See Rule 36.
769. I just came.
769.2. But if you're wearing white it's okay.
770. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
773. It already exists, but yours will be better.
773.1. I lied. Your version sucks major dack.
775. Add "" to any combination of words, and it will be a real Tumblr address. No exceptions.
776. 99% of people on Tumblr are either members of impenetrable fandoms, social justice warriors or porn posters.
777. There is no such thing as luck.
777.7. There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck. There is luck and there is no luck. No exceptions.
777.77 Its obviously Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt. No Exceptions.
778. /u/ and /y/ are like /v/, but with more videogames, and less adult videos.
779. If it is a Linkin Park song, was a Linkin Park song, or will be a Linkin Park song, then there will be an AMV made for it. No exceptions.
781. Don't cross the streams.
791. Sweet Jesus Pooh, that's not honey! You're eating Rule 791!
791.2. Oh bother.
800. No matter how much I beg, and plead, and cry, DON'T give that paper back to me. EVER.
813. Cards Against Humanity is a godly game which is played by gods.
814. Hearthstone is a game which is played by blockheads.
825. Hell is in Norway, no exceptions.
826. Purgatory is in New Mexico, no exceptions.
834. On 8chan, for every non-pornographic board, there is a pornographic equivalent. No exceptions.
835. If there is no pornographic equivalent, it will be made.
867. Jenny is not home, she will never be home. No Exceptions.
867.2 Thats because shes at my house.
867.5309. Jenny's constant is a thing.
868. Making a Bruce Schneier joke instantly turns you into a noob. No exceptions.
868.2. Whereas making a Theodore Roosevelt is much more tough. No exceptions.
869. More and more 69s.
888. Subtitles are now available. No Exceptions.
889. Anyone who steps out of line spends the night in the box.
898. This is the rule before Rule 899.
898.2. No, this is.
898.7. No, this is Patrick.
900. Now you have experienced Rule 899, go back and read it again.
902. The AFGUTAF is a registered charity.
903. All rights reserved. No exceptions.
911. 9/11 was always never always never MAYBE never an inside job.
935. DOUBLE NIGGER is the ultimate insult.
969. A guy's dream.
970.2. A YOUNG BOY
970.3. MY FATHER
970.6. HE SAID
979. 90% of everything is trash. See: this page.
990. If a post ends in trips, it is veritably true. No exceptions.
999. ˙suoıʇdǝɔxǝ ou ˙ןıɐɟ noʎ 'sıɥʇ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ןןıʇs noʎ ʇǝʎ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ dıןɟ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ noʎ ɟı Flip Text
999.99. ˙suoᴉʇdǝɔxǝ oN
1000. Joe Is Awesome, No Exceptions.
1000.00063. You like Minecraft. If you don't, you will once you actually play it.
1000.00064. Until you actually play it. Then you realise that your even more of a fag than someone with the name Chris.
1000.00065. Any variation of the name Chris, including Christopher, Christian, Kris, Keris, or Gay.
1000.00069. People with the name Bob are gay too.
1001. Amount of uses for duct tape for now. moar are being discovered!
1002. Oop, another one.
1003. Haruhi Suzumiya is God.
1003.2. Goomy is God.
1004. There is a Haruhi Suzumiya version of it, NO EXCEPTIONS.
1005. If there is not a Haruhi Suzumiya version it doesn't exist in the first place NO EXCEPTIONS.
1006. Everything is a repost. No exceptions.
1006.1. Rule 2000 is the only exception.
˙1˙1006 Your scouter is upside down. No exceptions. (See Rule 9001.)
1007. Ferris Beuler is impossible to spell.
1008. Nicholas is reading this.
1009.1. Turn off caps. I beg of you.
1009.3. SO DO I.
1042. Adult video is god.
1043. God should be illegal.
1044. Therefore, Adult video and Haruhi should be illegal.
1057. Feminism is divided into two groups. The decent ones, and the man-hating problem ones. See: Tumblr.
1063. British humour is both good and terrible.
1070. Pootis > Dispensah.
1111. The number for this rule is a sausage fest.
1111.1. The number for this rule is also a sausage fest.
1111.2. You don't get .1's you fool. No exceptions.
1234. Refer to rule 432.
1337. The last thing this should be is a rule. You failed by looking at this, noob.
pwn. This person tried to be 1337, but he failed epicly.
1338. Better than leet, lpl&x.
1339. lpl&x is the best.
1400. If you don't know what lpl&x is, check the enclosed instruction booklet.
1420. If you fail to smoke weed everyday, Snoop will come and kill you with his dance.
1666. London is never burning. No exceptions.
1693. get rekt
1701. If this number is familiar, you are too old to lurk on the internet. No exceptions.
1775. This rule is the same as the date the US Deceleration of Independence was singed, no exceptions.
1812. War is a very very very very bad thing. Especially in Russia.
1812.2. Flame wars are fine though. But not in Russia.
1913. Any person who refers to oneself as a Terror must be punched . . . repeatedly.
1939. Shoulda been a painter.
1966. ENGLAND clapclapclap ENGLAND clapclapclap
1967. Shut up. No Exceptions.
1999. Everything is a repost. No exceptions.
2000. Y2K happened. One nuclear device failed. The only man to become a victim of radiation and mutation was turned into a hermaphrodite and named "Lady Gaga".
2001. Oh My God... It's full of stars!
2004. You know something? Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House! YEAAAAH!
2010. There is a ponified version of it. No exceptions.
2012. Science doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist, only Bruce Schneier Theodore Roosevelt exists!
2013. Rule 2012 is a lie. So are the Mayans.
2014. Science just proved that the Mayans couldn't find a bigger rock.
2015. Science killed God. No exceptions.
2016. Science elected Bernie Sanders. No exceptions.
2017. Science broke a Nokia. No exceptions.
2018. Science has failed our Mother Earth.
2020. Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, EverymanHYBRID, AMPProductionsStudio, TJAProjects, and all other youtube series about Creepy Pasta are real. Probably. No Exceptions.
2029. I'll be back.
2101. War was beginning.
2102. Never go to war against a strong fanbase. Unless you want to raise hell, create an adventure, be my guest.
2102.:D. I love adventures!
2105. Chris-Chan is the joke of the Internet, this rule is TRUE and HONEST and there are no exceptions.
2112. Nobody can sing and play bass at the same time unless you're Geddy Lee. No exceptions.
2185. Still better than Mass Effect 3 ending. No exceptions.
2552. Remember Reach, no exceptions.
2557. Wake up Chief.
2557.2. Lens flare. No exceptions.
2626. I am always 2 hardcore 4 u.
2979. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
3000. In the year 3000, not much will change, but they will live underwater, and everyone will be descendants of Oprah.
3333. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Available at Walgreens.
3335. Fred Phelps eats sausages.
3336. Reagan and Darktemplar eat sausages.
3337. TASTE THE RAINBOW. No Exceptions.
3434. The only exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.
4000. How much must a swallow flap its wings to carry a coconut? None, because swallows don't carry coconuts, only Flappy Bird does.
4001. Nobody hates Monty Python references. Tell every reference you know to every person you know, none of them will be angry. Really. Seriously. No exceptions. None whatsoever.
4002. Nobody hates it if you point out every single Monty Python reference on this page. Both of you.
4321. This rule was made for homoes.
4322. Homoes were made for rule 4321.
4323. The above was the rejected lyric for I Was Made For Loving You.
4324. Go baby go baby go, don't upset the rhythm though.
4325. Rule 4324 was made for homoes when it was rule 4321. Now it is made for hoMoses.
4765. The Illuminati are actually the cast of Storage Hunters, and therefore pose no threat to us.
4766. Sean Kelly is a god in the UK.
5150. Sammy Hagar sucked. No exceptions.
5225. Eating contest years were meant for Congress so they may let their trolls out to feed.
5705. There is no reply. No exceptions.
6152. No matter how good you are in something, there's always an asian kid doing better than you.
7652. Tinker will never be Asian.
7652.2. Owning katanas is fail.
7652.3. Unless you are Samurai Jack.
8000. There is always something lost in translation.
8001. Unless it's piss-poor translation from Japanese or Chinese or Vietnamese or something, in which case something's gained. *cough*Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal*cough*
8999. Sadly not over 9000.
9000. You must be mathematically greater than 9000 to be over 9000.
9001. It's over 9000. No exceptions
9002. It's still over 9000, and always will be!
9004. If you're wondering where 9003 went, refer to rule 405, but think of "rule 9003" instead of "rule 404".
9005. If you have used the Internet you have procrastinated. No Exceptions.
9721. Conservatives are not Liberals.
9722. Italians are not Jews.
8454930048. There is a secret about this misplaced rule. No exceptions.
9999. Jim did it! no exceptions.
9999.1. If Jim did it, it was actually Laurenz! No exceptions.
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Re: The Archive Game

Postby WorldTradeRichard » Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:29 am UTC

The Rest Of the Rules.

10001. The internet is always right, but it's never to be trusted.
31337. See Rule 1337, multiply it by 1337.
43645. That's Numberwang. No exceptions.
59713. Do not use the Internet if over 50.
60666. Nobody knows what they are talking about. If they act like they do, they know even less. If they try to back their argument up with numbers, they don't know what the numbers mean. No exceptions.
90000. 9 times ten to the fourth power.
100006. Do not post a screenshot of your phone with low battery, unless you don't want to get loads of replies commenting on the battery level.
101334. Someone has charted every song in the world for a music game. No exceptions.
102828. If you can't see it, it doesn't exist.
102828.1. Unless it is Bruce Schneier.
102828.2. That joke is old and I should feel old.
102828.3. Rule 102828.1 is false, Theodore Roosevelt is the answer.
102829. People are cyber dudes.
102829.1. Professor Banzaii is never wrong. No exceptions.
102830. These numbers do not match. No exceptions.
102830.1. If they're Kolechian, deny entry.
102831. No-one will ever read this far.
102831.1. Sure about that?
102832. Rule 102831 is false.
102833. Rule 102831 is both true and false.
176982. If it is a word, it has a sexual meaning. No exceptions.
203000. Michael Rosen is your god now, and he rules all over you teenage-boy.
211497. Anyone involved in an argument about whether WASD or arrow keys are better is a twatbadger.
223223. Good things always happen when you're not around.
231759. X makes anything cool.
324468. Texting this rule number spells gay. Only ABC is exempt.
324469. Only blockheads text in ABC.
424242. Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity.
494949. Needs moar Nyo. No exceptions.
494949.49. Needs moar Neo. No exceptions.
496112. If you try to hide a adult video, the pop-ups which remain will be even worse.
500001. Internet Explorer is for noobs.
568802. There is an all-piano MIDI version, no exceptions.
612090. If you haven't jailbroken it, it's bad.
700278. It also hates mixed cloth.
781333. Whenever an artist collaborates with Justin Bieber, they are instantly cancer and double AIDS.
878787. Laud more - it's never enough.
899034. There is a futa-version. No exceptions.
899899. Anything - except Milhouse - can be a meme.
899900. Including rule 899.
1234567. Mazuret Anatoli good boy. No exceptions.
3756548. Your life depends on this.
3756550. You're floccinaucinihilipilification.
3799999. Rule 3756550 was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
3800000. Rule 3799999 contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
3800001. I have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
4000000. All rules with long words are Honorificabilitudinitatibus.
6666666. All infractions are excused, NO EXCEPTIONS
8072007. Rules 1 and 2 apply only to raids.
8675309. Jenny will not return your calls, nor will any other girl. No exceptions.
8675310. Go back to the top of the page and read all the rules again.
12212012. Gangnam Style did not cause the end of the world. No exceptions.
25794137. See rule %.3.
69696969. See rule 469.
102938475. The Internet has a very cruel sense of humor.
241543903. If you have a head, you must stick it in the freezer at least once. No exceptions.
241543904. It's so... cold.
674320381. There is a nightcore version of every song in the world.
1234567890. There are ten numbers. No exceptions.
1234567890.2. Hi I'm stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
2147483647. This is the end of the internet. No Exceptions.
2147483648. You've lost twenty dollars and my self respect. No Exceptions.
2147483649. The game has ended and cannot be restarted. Few Exceptions.
33223375480. Charity is a useless venture.
55555555555. People have never had the Internet. No exceptions.
55555555556. THOUGH NO ONE DIES PEOPLE. LIFE gets US ALL. No exceptions.
181354931118. /r/spacedicks should only be viewed by 4chan users.
181354931118.2. /r/ChurchOfGoomy should be viewed by everyone.
181354931118.3. Look at /r/random. You're welcome
926535897932. This rule applies to rule 93.
1000000000000. Kung-Fu Jesus can win the game. No Exceptions.
1000000000000.1. Bruce Schneier is the only exception. No exceptions.
1000000000000.2. Refer to Rule 59713 to see why neither of the above rules are allowed. No exceptions.
1000000000000.3. Goomy has already won the game :S
1000000000000.4. Theodore Roosevelt won the game too.
3846264338327. Rule 2147483647 is false.
6666666666666. All rules that use shitty grammar and/or who's identification values equate to undefined, infinity, or retardation do not count. No exceptions.
6666666666667. Except for the exceptions, no exceptions.
6666666666668. Except for the exceptions to that. No exceptions.
11123334555677789990. This rule has the numbers 233 and 899 in it.
501573993961791488205972383346264832397985356295141. The word "penis" is inherently funny.
501573993961791488205972383346264832397985356295141.2. So is "vagina".
501573993961791488205972383346264832397985356295141.3. One of the guys in American Pie uses a pie as a vagina. This rule is reverse pi.
6501293849635201682301371605287306824087549580566948509750739410237012973058476656567837562181. No one knows the difference between their, there, and they're. No exceptions.
1000000000000000000000000000000000. Google is god. No exceptions.
6666666666666666666666666666666666. Neither the universe nor the internet have the capacity to hold the all the rules of the internet.
6666666666666666666666666666666667. The above rule is the answer to rule 267.
#. There is a dubstep remix of it. No exceptions. Refer to rule 312.
x 0 y0 z 0: If it exists, there's a Minecraft mod for it.
X. This isn't a rule, refer to rule 93.
X09TF. This rule is made from the negative rules that got destroyed by the Lazah.
X095TF. If you don't understand rule X10TF refer to rule 224. no exceptions.
X10.5TF. All of these rules are a lie and don't apply to the internet.
XXX. If you read this far, you're a fag. No exceptions.
XXXX. If you made the rules above, you're a fag. No exceptions.
XXXX½. This rule allows overlooking rules XXXX. and XXXXX.
XXXXX. If you make the rules below, you're a fag. No exceptions.
x 1 y1 z 1. If there's a railroad in it, there will be a trainz map for it. No exceptions.
333. Told you.
333.2. Admit it, you used ctrl+f to find rule 333.
k. How did you get down here?
GOOGOLPLEX. See, if I'd just said, "1x10" then "10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" in superscript, it would have made a lot more sense.
10^GOOGOLPLEX. Bork! No exceptions.
∞. There is no limit to the amount of trash that lurks on the internet.
∞+1. Yes,baby. No exceptions.
∞+2. As long as there is the internet, waterboys will invent rules for it.
∞+3. This shall go on forever.
ln(1/0). And ever.
tan 90°. and ever
2/0. Go to rule 93.
∞™. As long as there are rules, waterboys will continue to break them.
∞.∞. The internet has no limits.
∞.∞.∞ If your download speed is slow, your download is slow. No Exceptions.
P0N135. Ponies.
♯. Robin Hood is a fox, no exceptions.
♪. Rule ƻ and ♫ is a lie.
ƻ. If there a movie made by Disney, no exceptions.
ƻ.1. If no Disney movie, it will be made
♫. Hanna-Barbera cartoon is better than Disney Cartoons.
♦. Lets start a new!
♥. Anyone who uses the ♥ is either female or gay, no exceptions.
♣. They are also annoying, no exceptions.
♠. Anyone who uses the ♠ sign is a BOSS.
♠.1. I'm a boss. You're fired.
. SlenderMan is always watching. No exceptions.
☺. Dig on.
☻. Nuke Africa. NO EXCEPTIONS
☻.1. The only exceptions are black men. No exceptions.
Þ. Attempting to get more users will result in loads of fun. No Exceptions.
ð. See above.
∞-∞. The Rules of the Internet are the most important code of law set by humanity. NO exceptions.
∞x∞. Goomy transcends infinity.
. I doubt that my symbol will show up.
.1. I knew it!
@. Blue October has the saddest songs.
a. The best rules are coming.
b. No wait, false alarm, they went over there.
b. How bold of you.
c. Letters are technically numbers.
c.1. No they're not.
c.-2. Rule c.1 is true.
c.3. The use of letters as rules is girly, the only exceptions are "a" and "i", no other exceptions.
ch. Spanish will be used.
d. Only funny jokes end with “And I didn't even order a drink yet!”.
dr. The title "Doctor Who" must never be spelled "Dr Who" under any circumstances. Even on a mobile device it must be painstakingly spelled out every single time.
doctor. Don't even THINK about spelling it "Who, MD."
d. Italic rules are imported from Italy.
e. Tell people to refer to rule e.1 or e.2 when you need to.
e.1. Nuh uh!
e.2. Yes huh!
é. Pokémon has an accent mark.
f. I'm probably going to be responsible for writing the rest of the rules.
f.2. Me too.
g. Those who are dead are not dead, they're just living in my head.
g. A bippity boppity! Italians refer to rule 145.
h. Game Paks are cool. No exceptions.
i. Imaginary numbers are not cool, with the exception of imaginary 32.
j. Everyone has a Lazah but you.
k. Please note that all contributions to Rules of the Internet are considered to be released under the Creative Commons Zero (Public Domain) (see Rules of the Internet:Copyrights for details). If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then do not submit it here.
k.2. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource.
k.3. Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
l. Fatality is best punchline.
λ. It'll be done when it'll be done. No exceptions.
m. Never write a rule based on what you just saw on TV.
n. These rules are smashing!
-o. The end.
ö. This letter is surprised you read this far.
ő. This Hungarian letter is more surprised than the previous one.
p. PPPPPP is better than all game soundtrack.
p.2. Except for Pokémon.
q. Somebody better write a letter rule.
q.1. For rule Q, refer to the first rule.
rrrrr. Digital pirates are not real pirates because they don't say "ARRGH!"
rrrrr.2. If they regularly say "ARRGH!" they are real pirates.
rrrrr.3. Only a real pirate would regularly say "ARRGH!"
s. S goes before A, B, and C. No exceptions.
s.1. The only exception is this list of rules.
t. Differentiation is NEVER acceptable. No exceptions whatsoever.
u. Putting "u" instead of "you" is ok in the intertubes.
w. Rule v can be extended to include the entire internets.
x. Xerneas > Yveltal
y. Yveltal > Xerneas
z. Zygarde >>> Yveltal, Xerneas
Ω. The "Omega" Series of rules will always begin with "Ω", followed by the number rule.
Ω.1. Nothing is scarier than Boohbahs. No exceptions.
Ω.3. This Game Board not available
Ω.4. Lynx knows all. (hey len. :D)
OZL. Olenka is cute.
LZLG. Liz is also cute.
SAB. SabreTheMechanic is a bawse.
FZ. F-Chat is bawse.
FZ.2. And so is F-Zero, but probably less.
≤≥. The above statement is partially false, because Scott Pilgrim is Canadian.
(.)(.) if you squeeze them they will grow
ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSAqwertyuikljgufdrsedfcgu*%^ei^tud65EDKUTdr9ERILEYGF) There are no robots on the internet.
cake=pi. It is a cybershark, no exceptions.
ΩΩ. If you've read every rule up to this point, you should really consider either rule 456 or 93.
ΩΩ.2. The rules of the Internet are not meant to read like regular lists. They are meant to be carefully applied to every possible Internet situation.
И. The Ω-series of rules is outdated. Commence the И-series now!
И.1. Anonymous reads all the new rules and edits before they are posted or even made. Yes, that's right.
И.2. I will not buy this Internet, it is scratched.
И.3. The internet is the most cluttered thing you will never be well acquainted with.
И.4. In Soviet Russia, nothing happens because it doesn't exist anymore.
И.5. 99% of visitors to North (Fake) Korea suffer internet withdrawal.
И.6. Speaking Finnish makes you cool. No exceptions.
И.7. Speaking Suomi makes you l33t. No exceptions.
И.8. If you speak Suomen Kieli, bring out the happy snacks! Behold, ladles and jellyspoons, the most 1337 h4x0r in the world!
. You will play as Stanley.
.1. You will not play as Stanley.
%. Never mention the fish that is also the acronym of a certain game. You will be hunted down by at least one hundred and fifty different internet users.
%.2. Never mention the Harry Potter fanfic about Enoby. You will be hunted down by at least one thousand different fanfic authors.
%.3. NEVER ask for Yotsuba rule 34. You will be hunted down and balls-shot by OVER 9000 4channers.
%%. For those of you who are imperceptive, it's C*D.
^". People over fifty cannot comprehend the internet. No exceptions.
^".1. The above rule is not a copy of a previous rule. It is an extension to said rule.
". This rule is false if rule "* is true.
"*. This rule is true if rule *" is false.
¿. Infinity has no limits, but there is a limit to the amount of times you can use it.
¡. Breaking of this rule will automatically turn you into a noob.
∞ X The Lazah. Albanzchu is the only exception to all rules of the internet. NO EXCEPTIONS. If you apply Albanzchu, an ∞ amout of Lazahs will fire at you.
. Sometimes things are broken. Usually, no exceptions (unless there is one).

K.K.K. Always hail frogs and screw gods.
;. If you're going to wink at a girl, wink at a guy too, so he won't get jelly.
:. If you're going to wink at a guy too, wink at a girl as well, so she won't get jelly.
". Hell, just wink at everyone in the world so no one's jelly.
T. Always/never consult the manual.
T.T. Crying because it's the end of the page? See rule 8675310.
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Re: The Archive Game

Postby WorldTradeRichard » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:02 am UTC

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Re: The Archive Game

Postby WorldTradeRichard » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:11 pm UTC

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I just turn it Around
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If you fill a glass halfway, it's halfway full. If you empty half of a glass, it's half empty.

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Re: The Archive Game

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:48 pm UTC

GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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