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Re: Generic Game

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:07 am UTC

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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:07 am UTC

This is the post that actually wins the game.

A new game begins below.

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Re: Generic Game

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:57 pm UTC

A post disputing the win, drawing out the previous current game.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby somitomi » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:37 pm UTC

Sneaky attempt to end the game for good, because second place is good enough.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:18 pm UTC

*somi rolls a stealth check*
Spoiler:
Must roll a 15 or greater
*somi rolls a 14*
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Whether or not you believe me, I arbitrarily decided on 15 before generating any numbers. This was the first result.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:29 am UTC

Post raising the question of whether all this pertains to the previous game (which is over and I already won) or to the new game (which is totally fine ~ boca de lupo!)

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Re: Generic Game

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:10 pm UTC

Post that patronizingly tells the previous poster that the original game is still being played, because Somi got caught trying to end it. The win dispute has yet to be resolved.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby chridd » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:45 pm UTC

Post playing in the old game, ignoring the dispute about whether the game is over.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:47 pm UTC

Post claiming to start a new game.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby The Snide Sniper » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:53 pm UTC

Post trying to shut down the new game as a result of its firm belief in whether it should exist.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:54 pm UTC

Post ignoring Sniper's post.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby somitomi » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:59 am UTC

Plea to halt all games until the disputes about the ending of the first and the existence of the second are resolved in a manner all parties find satisfactory.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:17 am UTC

Post ignoring somi's post.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby The Snide Sniper » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:11 pm UTC

Another post ignoring somi's post, but trying to play the original game.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:35 pm UTC

Post treating Sniper's post as part of the game flicky started, resulting in confusion.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:48 am UTC

Post musing on the point of a game in which winning is not recognized.

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Re: Generic Game

Postby somitomi » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:58 pm UTC

Post pointing out the inherently paradoxical nature of such musings taking place in Forum Games.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ArguablyDerek » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:03 pm UTC

Post moving night to the A6, but in an annoyingly roundabout way.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:56 am UTC

Post recognizing this (correctly) as the new game, and moving day to B4.

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Re: Generic Game

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:26 pm UTC

Knight to E4.

Checkmate, bitch.
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Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Generic Game

Postby somitomi » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:20 pm UTC

Whoa, whoa, there's no touchdown in backgammon. You lose this inning.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:47 pm UTC

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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:35 pm UTC

Foot to bishop from above: excessive silliness. All bishops lose $5 (and their self-respect).

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Re: Generic Game

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:33 pm UTC

Left Tackle MC Hammer takes the self-respect and slaps it into the hoop, but is hit by a Bludger afterwards. The opposing team is awarded the puck for a free throw.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby chridd » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:24 pm UTC

ucim wrote:Foot to bishop from above: excessive silliness. All bishops lose $5 (and their self-respect).

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This post causes me to lose twenty dollars and my self respect.

The bishop also loses my self-respect.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:03 pm UTC

this post is self-respecting.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:21 pm UTC

This post respects the self-respecting post above.

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Re: Generic Game

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:38 pm UTC

This post disrespects all non-respectful posts, including itself.
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Shriekin' Criminal: Wu Tang, Voodoo Foote: pirate, Amos Quirell: wizard, Sun-Ray Fool: blues, Thomaz Hettkamp: Nazi, farty monkey snatcher, phire AvAtAr: 1337 h4x0r

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Re: Generic Game

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:14 pm UTC

this is a post:

Spoiler:
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This is a Post post:

Spoiler:
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:03 pm UTC

This post is first past the post.

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Re: Generic Game

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:51 pm UTC

This post hurts your bones.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby somitomi » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:41 pm UTC

Explanation of why pretty much any voting system is better than first past the post. And by explanation I mean link to a Youtube video.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:43 pm UTC

Long post explaining why every point made in the video is incorrect, and then coming to the conclusion that pretty much any voting system is better than first past the post.

Link to flat earth video. Just because.

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Re: Generic Game

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:18 pm UTC

This post argues for abolishing voting altogether and becoming a constitutional monarchy, with MPs chosen by lottery.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:08 pm UTC

This post shows support for having flicky as the Queen.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:31 pm UTC

This post hits the Quan.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:39 pm UTC

This post discusses the etymology of "quan" and its related words. Probably incorrectly.

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Re: Generic Game

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:47 pm UTC

This post recites the Quran.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:55 pm UTC

This post recites the Qabbalah.
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Re: Generic Game

Postby ucim » Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:30 pm UTC

This post begins to recite the Kama Sutra, but mysteriously stops partway through it.

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