This is not a game!

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This is not a game!

Postby Thesh » Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:57 pm UTC

Please take this seriously.
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:08 pm UTC

OK, how many points do I get? :wink:
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eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Thesh » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:26 pm UTC

Calvinball rules apply.
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:31 pm UTC

We have a Calvinball thread already.
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eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Thesh » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:36 pm UTC

This is not Calvinball.
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:37 pm UTC

Is Calvinball a game?
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eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby somitomi » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:24 pm UTC

Thesh wrote:Please take this seriously.

Are you sure this is the right subforum?
flicky1991 wrote:We have a Calvinball threads already.

Fixed that for you
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Mutex » Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:20 pm UTC

*snigger*

... Dammit.

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Lavender Manna » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:13 am UTC

i take everything on this forum seriously.

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:49 am UTC

Take nothing I say seriously.
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eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby chridd » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:58 pm UTC

Oh! Should I make a not-a-scoreboard for this thread?
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Thesh » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:16 pm UTC

We should probably keep track of our own list, but here are the current things that previous posters haven't won:

Thesh: An F-117 fighter
Flicky: A lifetime supply of chalk
somitomi: 200 bottles of maple syrup
Mutex: 200 bottles of single malt
Lavender Manna: An investment portfolio made up entirely of textile futures
chridd: A moon
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:25 pm UTC

Can I trade with somi?
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Lavender Manna » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:23 am UTC

wait are the investments mine or is a portfolio of someone else's textile futures

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Poker » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:47 pm UTC

Wait, since this is not a game, does this mean I can jump straight to Mornington Crescent?

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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:43 pm UTC

Careful not to jump to conclusions, it’s very hard to swim back.
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:01 pm UTC

I would like to bring up a dispute over the lack of rules.
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Re: This is not a game!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:05 pm UTC

alright, I've got a rule for you. if oyu get me to say spell or otherwise reveal my username backwards twice, I'll be gone forever.
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