Kill the person above you

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Kill the person above you

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sun May 19, 2019 10:00 pm UTC

Rules: Make a way for the person who posted before you die, and prepare for the person after you.

I add a rule so that killing me is forbidden
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby chridd » Mon May 20, 2019 7:10 am UTC

I make it opposite day so that killing lllllllllwith10ls is required. Then everyone in this thread kills lllllllllwith10ls.

I add a rule that killing me is required on opposite day (which means it's actually forbidden).
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Mon May 20, 2019 9:42 pm UTC

You get murdered on opposite day because they believed it was not opposite day since people said it was opposite day

I escape the universe
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby chridd » Tue May 21, 2019 5:54 am UTC

I define "alive" such that one has to be inside the universe to be alive.

I stay inside my house, which no one here knows the address to, and continue to not reveal its location.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed May 22, 2019 1:54 am UTC

I destroy the world, just to be sure.

I pay the people trying to kill be to leave me alone.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Wed May 22, 2019 1:08 pm UTC

I pay them even more than you do to kill you

I go to another galaxy supercluster
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby ubersketch » Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:18 pm UTC

I give the people who are being paid, w (omega) amount of dollars so they kill the person who is above me. You can't fight this since w+1 still is w dollars because of cardinality.

I escape our local multiverse, instead confining myself to a [REDACTED].

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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:55 am UTC

I [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] so that you [REDACTED].

I get in bed with God, and ask him to smite anyone who would kill me.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby somitomi » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:09 am UTC

I get in bed with Pallas Athena (because if you can get in bed with a god, you know it has to be Greek mythology) and ask her to smite Snide Sniper for me. Gods can't be smitten you know (except with love).

I put on a bright yellow raincoat with an astronaut helmet, grow an extra arm and hide from everyone using a Somebody Else's Problem field.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby ubersketch » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:51 pm UTC

I unredact [REDACTED] to mean "fuck". This does nothing but make you appalled.
I use my "My problem" abilties to remove the "Somebody else's problem" field, and erase you from the spacetime continuum.

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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:14 pm UTC

The erasure was incomplete. I'm able to return and kill you.

I summon the Kraken to kill you.
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