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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby asiekierka » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:55 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby frogman » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:31 am UTC

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An xkcd comic that I don't get.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby schmiggen » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:34 am UTC

http://fora.tv/2009/04/30/Mastering_Att ... ullprogram

I was linking it to a friend a few hours ago. Interesting talk.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Woodsman » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:56 am UTC

this little gem:

Now, what are guys thinking? I know a lot of us guys are asking themselves the same question about girls, but I can't really answer that, now can I?

Now, what does a guy think? More importantly: what does your best male friend think about you?
Alright, here comes a big shocker (apparently) for most of you girls: there are few, very few, guys that are NOT driven by their hormones. Which means that they are probably friends with you because they are hoping to get some, sometime in the future.
Not always though. But how can you know?

There's a way of... testing.

1) Have you ever had a relationship with him? This doesn't have to mean it's deep, this doesn't have to mean you even remember it (late-night, very drunk-fondling) or even agree that you had any. He just has to think so.
Multiple answers:

a) no
yes
c) NO!

if a) then you should suspect he has the hots for you. Forbidden fruit and all that. However, you should ask yourself how close he is.
If he's very close, and is really nice, etcetera, you can bet your life on it: your friend has a crush on you, or will in the very close future.

if , ask yourself the same question. If he's very close, he's a very good friend, and someone to hang on to. Because he probably realised you were a great person, even though one of you rejected the other, and that you like each other too much to simply give up your friendship over something as silly as love.
If you're less close than before, you can bet your life on it that his thought are something along the lines of "Just friends? Do I look like I care about your boyfriend?"
Whatever you say, never say "just friends". It's "look, but don't touch", except for the fact that you're usually talking about what they're missing. I'll get to that.

if c), you're probably in love with him, or you had some sort of relationship of which you are embarrassed. Movie rule dictates he will become your lover.

How can you check if a friend if close? Do the following:
Keep talking about your current boyfriend, and what you don't like about him. The close friend will listen to your sorrows and try to comfort you, while the not-so-close friend will, at some point, declare the point of too much information.

Side-effects of said technique (which most girls should read, because frankly, half of my conversations with the opposite sex are of this nature) is that the best friend can quickly fall in love with you, even if he never was in the first place. By telling him how bad your boyfriend is, he will think: "Hey! I'm better than that! Maybe she'll realise that one day."

It's the most subtle form of torture know to adolescent man (I don't know anything else )
and yet, most girls seem to have grasped it at birth.

So girls, have a little pity, and don't get our hopes up, mkay? We really do think with... well... you know.

Oh... and please, let me know what you think, kay?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby neoliminal » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:55 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Cynical Idealist » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:18 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:04 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby fyrenwater » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:50 pm UTC

"No, not 'swine' flu."
...It made more sense in my head.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby TaintedDeity » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:11 pm UTC

Here we go, 3rd attempt in the past 3 days, each time it's been something I cannot post or there's been nothing.

¿Donde están los chicharrones?

Hey! It's Fat Tony. Interesting. I can post this one.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Woodsman » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:35 am UTC

Heh. I sent this to someone:

http://xkcd.com/657/large/

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby neoliminal » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:58 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Phen » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:36 pm UTC

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2224

Because someone mentioned churchbot.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby neoliminal » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:42 pm UTC

"danger zone"
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby TaintedDeity » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:08 pm UTC

Here we go! 4th attempt in as many days; will today produce something?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Phrozt » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

Also, not all of the names on that list are legit

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby neoliminal » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:15 pm UTC

Error msg: warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /var/doublex/trunk/www/includes/common.inc on line 495.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:11 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Squid Tamer » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:02 am UTC

A whole living army can be created from a single template, and then teleported to a remote floating fortress, suspended with ant-gravity and built in less than a week using matter-creators.

(From another post of mine somewhere else. Sounds a bit weird both in and out of context.)

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Phrozt » Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:56 pm UTC

VL260M

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby neoliminal » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:52 pm UTC

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Postby Phrozt » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:24 pm UTC


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby PebblesRox » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:38 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:26 am UTC

The following question was asked at the University of Copenhagen in a physics exam:

“Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”

One student replied:

“You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will equal the height of the building.”

This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed immediately. He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn’t make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:

“Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.

“Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper’s shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work uut the height of the skyscraper.

“But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi sqrroot (l/g).

“Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.

“If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building.

But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor’s door and say to him ‘If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper’.”

The student was Nils Bohr, the first Dane to win the Nobel prize for Physics.”


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby kernelpanic » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:55 am UTC

42,549,000
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Senefen » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:32 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby asiekierka » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:01 am UTC

Oh, and it's (2^31)-1.[

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:03 am UTC

writeFile.write("**TI83F*\x1a\x0a\x00")


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby asiekierka » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:17 am UTC

a

Yes, that's my clipboard.

Also, darkspork, TI-83 converter/compiler?
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:37 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:17 am UTC

ああ、翻訳者のトリック?やってみて必要があるでしょうが。
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby neoliminal » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:45 pm UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby asiekierka » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:54 pm UTC

cuz i want to have a small


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:30 pm UTC

asiekierka wrote:
a

Yes, that's my clipboard.

Also, darkspork, TI-83 converter/compiler?


Yes. I was attempting to get my script (which worked fine on Mac and Linux, but not Windows. It really pissed me off and led me to question the integrity of Python as a cross-platform language, but then I realized that I was calculating the checksum wrong and that only the Windows version of the connect software actually looks at the checksum.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby wipash » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:03 pm UTC

469.95

I have absolutely no idea where that's from

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby asiekierka » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:26 pm UTC

so whatso what

What?
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Phrozt » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:42 pm UTC

It's not like I got into her panty drawer or anything...

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby neoliminal » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:09 pm UTC

Spoiler:
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