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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Anonymously Famous » Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:50 am UTC

Since I did a little work from home, a work-related string is on my clipboard, so I am not posting it.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Senne5 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:30 am UTC

I am coping a url from a web page and comes up with a pop box that says "Do you want to allow this webpage to access your Clipboard?" My problem is I don't know how to access what i copied to my clipboard or where to access my clipboard. Can someone please help me. Thank you

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:15 am UTC

Apache/2.2.9

Copied from a 404 I got while visiting the Space Jam website.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Anonymously Famous » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:10 am UTC

e3

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby madjo » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:16 pm UTC

http://blip.tv/2600magazine/hope-confer ... ro-5372215

I was trying to open a video from an old hacker conference.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Anonymously Famous » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:07 pm UTC

143110 (1280)

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:16 am UTC

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THE PRODUCT OF SEVENTEEN AND THE DIFFERENCE OF THREE AND TWO

Some code in my new esoteric language. Evaluates to 17.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby madjo » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:16 am UTC

[code][/code]

I thought I had something in my clipboard, but it turned out it was empty. Curse you, Excel!
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby cjquines » Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:20 pm UTC

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Postby Anonymously Famous » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:53 pm UTC

144300 (1314)

Yep, counting topic again...

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:09 am UTC

How was the study done?

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby xkcd follower » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:46 am UTC

есть копейки на кучу. is a with it, and at: a jar in banality, a, and a fighting, a, a (and), a, a and a, and an angry guy. All.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:46 am UTC

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mysql> select name,kind from variables;
+-----------------+------+
| name            | kind |
+-----------------+------+
| SQUARE          | X    |
| NUMBEROFPICKLES | I    |
| COMPLAIN        | X    |
| WOOF            | X    |
| HELLOWORLD      | I    |
| HELLWORLD       | I    |
| PROJECTEULER    | X    |
| MYANSWER        | I    |
| BEER            | I    |
[some results intentionally omitted]
+-----------------+------+
22 rows in set (0.00 sec)


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby xkcd follower » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:26 am UTC

There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single knight (of undetermined color) on the g4 square, and also a pulsar, six pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a dirty glass, Norevan who is now asleep again, funny faces, Dr. Norevan(who has the book of satanic rituals and a swizzle stick), and 67 tribbles in the pile.

And way way off in the distance we have The Doctor and Rose in a fierce battle with the Nestene, while the TARDIS was parked by xkcd follower, who is now possessed by demons. The voices in xkcd follower's head tell him to watch 'Dancing with the Stars' . Xkcd follower is walking away from the pile.

Another thread of "Take a penny Leave a penny"
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:01 pm UTC

[link removed for various reasons]

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Proginoskes » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:43 am UTC

This algorithm is polynomial and solves 3-SAT; therefore, NP=P, QED.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:54 am UTC

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        boolean interactive = false;
        if (System.console() != null)
            interactive = true;


Java.

Proginoskes wrote:This algorithm is polynomial and solves 3-SAT; therefore, NP=P, QED.

Could you.... uh.... paste the rest of this? I want it for.... science.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Oflick » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:15 am UTC

Existence

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby chridd » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:48 am UTC

Clipboard wrote:http://arxiv.org/abs/1110.1658
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:49 am UTC

darkspork wrote:
Proginoskes wrote:This algorithm is polynomial and solves 3-SAT; therefore, NP=P, QED.

Could you.... uh.... paste the rest of this? I want it for.... science.

Googling it got me to here, which then linked me here, which then linked me to the actual paper here.

...ninja'd. What are the chances someone else would respond to that several hours later within a couple minutes of me?
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Proginoskes » Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:47 am UTC

e^iπ+1=0 wrote:
darkspork wrote:
Proginoskes wrote:This algorithm is polynomial and solves 3-SAT; therefore, NP=P, QED.

Could you.... uh.... paste the rest of this? I want it for.... science.

Googling it got me to here, which then linked me here, which then linked me to the actual paper here.

...ninja'd. What are the chances someone else would respond to that several hours later within a couple minutes of me?


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Oflick » Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:38 am UTC

Call of Cthulhu

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby thorgold » Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:43 pm UTC

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[color=#BFFFFF][/color]


I had to make some indents, and this color is pretty close to the background. Inelegant solution, but a solution nonetheless.
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby existential_squirrrel » Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:27 am UTC

9780495114789

I think it's the ISBN for my spectroscopy book I need to order... I think
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:31 am UTC

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require 'openuri'

$settings = {}

def wget(url,filename)
  open(url, 'rb', :proxy => nil) do |r|
    open(filename,'wb') do |w|
      w.write(r.read)
    end
  end
end

TAG_REGEX = /<title>Image \d+: ((?:[^<]\S* *)+)</title>/
IMAGE_REGEX = /<img id='main_image' src='([^']+)'>/

def get(img_id)
  image = tags = nil
  open("#{$settings['server']}/post/list/#{img_id}", 'rb', :proxy => nil) do |r|
    r.each_line do |line|
      m = line.match(IMAGE_REGEX)
      image = m[1] if image.nil? and not m.nil?
      m = line.match(TAG_REGEX)
      tags = m[1].each_line(' ').map{|tag| tag.strip} if tags.nil? and not m.nil?
      break unless image.nil? or tags.nil?
    end
  end
  image.sub!(/^\//,$settings['server']+'/')
  savestr = tags.map{|x| x.downcase}.sort.join(' ')
  wget(image,savestr)
end


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby xkcd follower » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:36 pm UTC

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... i+and+nabi

There She Is Fan Art that I found. I like that cartoon a lot
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Ephemeron » Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:40 pm UTC

A sloppy allegory for the American banking system would involve your being returned a 110g bar comprising 80g of the original chocolate and 30g water. This is still less convoluted and more insightful than that stupid poster.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby tomtom2357 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:19 am UTC

. . . . . . . . .
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. . . . . W W W .
. W . B B B W . .
. . . B . B W . .
. B W W B . B W .
. B W B . . B . .
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:11 am UTC

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=76954


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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby t1mm01994 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:45 pm UTC

Well.. Nothing, appearantly.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Diemo » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:36 pm UTC

12656.25

From timing how fast my code runs...
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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby darkspork » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:21 am UTC

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bomb() {
 bomb | bomb &
}; bomb


Was attempting to explain what that infamous code does...
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Postby chridd » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:16 am UTC

Clipboard wrote:http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=1812057#p1812057
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Postby gallifrey » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:38 am UTC

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby casualevils » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:20 pm UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts

good song, good song.

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby KrO2 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:49 am UTC

‎"Have you seen the Bernoulli distribution in your probability course? The answer is either yes or no." A quote from my statistics professor. I don't think he meant for it to be a joke, but I thought it was funny, so there. (If you don't think it's funny, well, you either get it or you don't.)

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby Radical_Initiator » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:13 am UTC

AdLocX[i]=AdLocX[i-1]+dX*dDist;

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Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Postby RollingHead » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:20 am UTC

Link in the spoiler being sort of NSFW
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